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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
Last Login:12/24/2014
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Comment Ranking:#2400
Highest Content Rank:#979
Highest Comment Rank:#1369
Content Thumbs: 4568 total,  5152 ,  584
Comment Thumbs: 3467 total,  4143 ,  676
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Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:24406
Times Content Favorited:314 times
Total Comments Made:949
FJ Points:2961
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#1 - what do you expect? he is a jew after all...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Damn it jesus +128
#2 - cactaur (12/03/2014) [-]
#19 - iitoxictz (12/04/2014) [-]
#2 - my mum never hit me  [+] (9 new replies) 12/03/2014 on My power level is greater... +168
#140 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Then you were raised better than 81% of America.
User avatar #139 - elcreepo (12/04/2014) [-]
Mine just spanked me whenever I did something that absolutely pissed her off or threw things at me

Still, I'm terrified of her when she gets angry.

I will never be too old to stop her from going into full rage mode... I will only be old enough to close and lock the door.
User avatar #128 - blindpone (12/04/2014) [-]
Same
I was never doing anything wrong
#111 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
explains why you a lil bitch
#101 - midnighteyes (12/04/2014) [-]
#83 - theguythatrolls (12/04/2014) [-]
With a name like that who would
#19 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
you white?
#153 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Hey man I'm white and my mom spanked me with the spoon in >>#47 . The color of your skin or the race of your parents doesn't have anything to do with that. It depends how strict your parents are and what kind of strict they are. My sympathy goes out to the kids who were excessively or carelessly beaten.
#3 - wiffenator (12/03/2014) [-]
Have a gif m80
#1 - gifs  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Comment nothing but gifs 0
#8 - papaspipi (12/03/2014) [-]
#7 - i think that we all had a moment in our lives were we enjoyed …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Santa is my spirit animal +4
User avatar #28 - undeadmaus (12/03/2014) [-]
Yes, and subscribed to him only to find out that he stops being funny really quick.
User avatar #67 - manza (12/04/2014) [-]
He's catering to his gigantic 12 year old userbase on purpose.
#25 - i knew it was fake when the girl took the hat off the kid and …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Guess who'll be sleeping on... +27
#53 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
it was a mannequin not a balloon.
User avatar #42 - pokemonstheshiz (12/01/2014) [-]
As a balloonkin I take offense at that
#6 - pepperoni, this how it feels like? 11/30/2014 on Oh, ok. 0
#44 - i actually clicked play thinking it was a video... 11/29/2014 on Too cool. +1
#3513 - ** ************* rolls 396,535,174** 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
#2 - Comment deleted 11/28/2014 on A Gay Guy 0
#1343 - ** ************* rolls 152,157,540** 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
#136 - yeah, just ask his parents 11/28/2014 on Walking & Texting +3
#24 - ** ************* rolled image ** what i would clone  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Science +1
User avatar #56 - theghostrider (11/25/2014) [-]
What a shit Stand.

Why don't you clone King Crimson?
#15 - ******* hated the ending of dexter 11/25/2014 on Angel for the tree +11
#43 - ** ************* rolled image ** what i would s… 11/24/2014 on Satan 0
#27 - could be that he just turned 14, then you're not wrong either 11/19/2014 on it's time to rekt +1
#39 - no, they're dogs 11/19/2014 on Dogs +1
#72 - yet there hasnt really been any videogame changes, ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Games will make you gay +2
User avatar #73 - sideism (11/12/2014) [-]
games have gotten much simpler in order to gain mass appeal
User avatar #88 - tenaciouslee (11/12/2014) [-]
Dat avatar doe.
#36 - Picture 11/11/2014 on Laugh +1
#17 - you are going to be very happy to find out that Margot Robbie …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Laugh +5
#27 - fjantasjell (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait what? where? sauce? seriously I NEED THIS
#24 - valigar (11/11/2014) [-]
#29 - sons of anarchy?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on Strip the sheets 0
User avatar #32 - Crusader (11/10/2014) [-]
Close, Breaking Bad
#115 - thats also true in prison 11/10/2014 on Addy helps you get porn +2
#116 - does anyone have pictures of them naked? 11/10/2014 on Huge Pornstars Fact... 0
#100 - **** , thats true, Im going to **** o… 11/03/2014 on 10/10 would believe 0
#97 - i didnt word it properly. I mean that you can see flaws in his…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on 10/10 would believe 0
User avatar #99 - neokun (11/03/2014) [-]
Well you can recover from amnesia and that generally means you remember your life before the amnesia took place.
#100 - McCockAFucker (11/03/2014) [-]
shit, thats true, Im going to fuck off before I say more stupid shit
#48 - or the fact that he still remembers what happened before he go…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2014 on 10/10 would believe -2
User avatar #71 - neokun (11/03/2014) [-]
That made no sense.
#97 - McCockAFucker (11/03/2014) [-]
i didnt word it properly. I mean that you can see flaws in his story like the hole on the roof, the fact that only he and the naked chick felt the earthquake and that he still remembered everything that happened right before he got amnesia
User avatar #99 - neokun (11/03/2014) [-]
Well you can recover from amnesia and that generally means you remember your life before the amnesia took place.
#100 - McCockAFucker (11/03/2014) [-]
shit, thats true, Im going to fuck off before I say more stupid shit
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#1 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
-runs to you and explode-
-runs to you and explode-
#2 to #1 - McCockAFucker (08/28/2014) [-]
just like the horny pedo in my childhood park
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