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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#979
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#4 - lamp 09/24/2013 on can you guess what it is? +1
#1 - i guess that dog was getting boned 09/24/2013 on I will never believe love 0
#2 - i dont understand how the milk/orange juice/ ***********…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on Cringe with me bros +2
User avatar #5 - ilikeeatingcheese (09/24/2013) [-]
They switched cameras so when shes picking it up thats the splashing
#3 - yeah but girls can make our soldiers stand with a simple hands…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Sometimes i wonder myself +143
User avatar #330 - disniggahere (09/25/2013) [-]
some of the common areas, that I've noticed, that will get them frisky are: earlobes, quads right above the knee or the back of their legs, neck, forearms. Once you get them nekkid, their best spots are the nipples, inner thigh, waist, buttcheeks, back. You have to take your time, make it last for them some girls will take up to 30min of foreplay before you can get them all hot and wet, so take the time to explore her erotic regions and rock her world
User avatar #348 - Furubatsu (09/25/2013) [-]
As a lady-creature I can verify this
User avatar #356 - disniggahere (09/26/2013) [-]
i knew all my poking and prodding wasn't in vain
User avatar #202 - supamonkey (09/25/2013) [-]
"It's like cracking a safe by hand whilst getting the temperature right in a hotel shower."
- Jimmy Carr.
#15 - Furubatsu (09/24/2013) [-]
semi relevant
#2 - Comment deleted 09/24/2013 on Air Hockey... +1
#1 - Comment deleted 09/24/2013 on Air Hockey... 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on The Feeling +1
#5 - thenamecreator Comment deleted by McCockAFucker
#1 - who said i kid in crocs couldnt get chicks? 09/24/2013 on Look at that smug bastard +1
#45 - Picture 09/24/2013 on Mahn-Pirates +3
#35 - reminds me of a joke. I think it was john Cleese that said: … 09/23/2013 on EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER!... +1
#231 - i did a comp similar to this 3 years ago... but mine was less … 09/23/2013 on Ten More Strange Deaths 0
#107 - might have overexagerated.. 09/19/2013 on Happened to me today 0
#79 - i think i hate this the black confession bear posts the most, …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Happened to me today -1
User avatar #83 - ricketyrackety (09/19/2013) [-]
you may take the internet too seriously if...
#107 - McCockAFucker (09/19/2013) [-]
might have overexagerated..
#37 - i never watched DBZ im not letting you get thumbed d…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Slut. +5
User avatar #52 - kampi (09/18/2013) [-]
I have never seen Star Wars.
...Wait, too much?
#666332 - thought it was for a question or to see if someone had already…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... -1
User avatar #666334 - yuvesh (09/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/666322#666322

thanks, i will take into consideration what you said and apply it to my future posts
#666321 - you're a ******* dick  [+] (13 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #666402 - burningdash (09/18/2013) [-]
it was in spoilers dude, learn to use em
User avatar #666324 - yuvesh (09/18/2013) [-]
i used the spoiler tags
#666332 - McCockAFucker (09/18/2013) [-]
thought it was for a question or to see if someone had already posted something. you posting the ending doesnt have anything to do with it. and you knew that if you dont say what the spoilers are for people are going to follow them
User avatar #666334 - yuvesh (09/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/666322#666322

thanks, i will take into consideration what you said and apply it to my future posts
User avatar #666326 - ghostninja (09/18/2013) [-]
You didn't say for what dumb shit
#666327 - yuvesh (09/18/2013) [-]
i regret nothing
it was implied as it was a GTA thread
User avatar #666328 - ghostninja (09/18/2013) [-]
No it wasn't
#666330 - yuvesh (09/18/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #666322 - ghostninja (09/18/2013) [-]
it's fake
User avatar #666362 - teoberry (09/18/2013) [-]
Actually?
User avatar #667115 - ghostninja (09/18/2013) [-]
That's what i tell myself at least ;_;7
User avatar #667261 - teoberry (09/19/2013) [-]
Frankin's the only character I really want to play as, so idgaf.
#666317 - I am currently playing GTA V, any questions you would like answered?  [+] (17 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #666323 - themanwithnoplan (09/18/2013) [-]
Nice proper use of spoiler, let me follow it.

Black guy doesn't die for once!
#666321 - McCockAFucker (09/18/2013) [-]
you're a fucking dick
User avatar #666402 - burningdash (09/18/2013) [-]
it was in spoilers dude, learn to use em
User avatar #666324 - yuvesh (09/18/2013) [-]
i used the spoiler tags
#666332 - McCockAFucker (09/18/2013) [-]
thought it was for a question or to see if someone had already posted something. you posting the ending doesnt have anything to do with it. and you knew that if you dont say what the spoilers are for people are going to follow them
User avatar #666334 - yuvesh (09/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/666322#666322

thanks, i will take into consideration what you said and apply it to my future posts
User avatar #666326 - ghostninja (09/18/2013) [-]
You didn't say for what dumb shit
#666327 - yuvesh (09/18/2013) [-]
i regret nothing
it was implied as it was a GTA thread
User avatar #666328 - ghostninja (09/18/2013) [-]
No it wasn't
#666330 - yuvesh (09/18/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #666322 - ghostninja (09/18/2013) [-]
it's fake
User avatar #666362 - teoberry (09/18/2013) [-]
Actually?
User avatar #667115 - ghostninja (09/18/2013) [-]
That's what i tell myself at least ;_;7
User avatar #667261 - teoberry (09/19/2013) [-]
Frankin's the only character I really want to play as, so idgaf.
User avatar #666318 - makotoitou (09/18/2013) [-]
Do you enjoy a long and hard penis?
#149 - it was a drowning person shooting flares 09/13/2013 on "Did you know" #3 0
#29 - yeah no **** , it was jesus's 18th birthday that y… 09/10/2013 on it sucks +1
#94757 - well i dont think that you should have a pocket weapon, it can…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #94788 - drewshadow (09/10/2013) [-]
I get what you are saying.
#80036 - thought about more, how about Billy Talent, blink 182, Arctic …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #80037 - cloverhand (09/10/2013) [-]
This sounds like a decent list, thanks
#80034 - sick puppies maybe?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#80036 - McCockAFucker (09/10/2013) [-]
thought about more, how about Billy Talent, blink 182, Arctic Monkeys (not the style of any you liked but who knows, you might enjoy them), audioslave, foo fighters, Black keys, bowling for soup, cobra starship, Dream Theatre, Fort Minor (one of linkin park is actually in this)..

i put in only about 4 bands that sound similar yo yhe bands you referenced to, others i put in just cause i like them, others just put in because they remind me of a person that listens to the bands you said
User avatar #80037 - cloverhand (09/10/2013) [-]
This sounds like a decent list, thanks
User avatar #80035 - cloverhand (09/10/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I'll take a look into them
#127 - your description reminded me of the neighbourhood of ed, edd and eddy 09/10/2013 on wrath of the underworld 0
#843 - i admit this annoyed me a little, and i do not agree with anyt… 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it 0
#161 - but if the human race does not continue for eternity, do i bec… 09/09/2013 on (untitled) 0
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#1 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
-runs to you and explode-
-runs to you and explode-
#2 to #1 - McCockAFucker (08/28/2014) [-]
just like the horny pedo in my childhood park
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