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McCockAFucker

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
Last Login:2/28/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#979
Highest Comment Rank:#1369
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Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
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#145 - i did a comp similar to this a few years back. I have some con…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Unusual Deaths Comp Part 1 +2
User avatar #146 - RKOViper (02/13/2014) [-]
I like the fact that you didn't get butthurt but instead told him to use what other people didn't really see in your old content. Seriously. More people need that attitude.
User avatar #176 - wolviewolverine (02/13/2014) [-]
your nose is oddly brown, you asskisser faggot
User avatar #189 - RKOViper (02/13/2014) [-]
Yes, admiring a rarely found good attitude is the same as ass-kissing. You really stuck it to me. Good job.
User avatar #190 - wolviewolverine (02/13/2014) [-]
someone just tells this comp made him exhale air slightly faster through nose than usual and you are telling a dude he's the shit.
You are a miserable asskisser, it is noticable. I would assume you are doing the same irl as well.
User avatar #192 - RKOViper (02/13/2014) [-]
Sounds to me like someone's projecting some real life problems on people he sees on the internet because he's unable to confront people in person. Settle down there internet tough guy.
User avatar #194 - wolviewolverine (02/13/2014) [-]
Lots of assumptions for such a brownnose
User avatar #196 - RKOViper (02/13/2014) [-]
Yet you can't even outright say that I'm wrong. What you did there is called a deflection, that basically means you're full of shit.
#1 - pretty much my asshole once i finish eating at taco bell  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2014 on HOLY SH-Awesome +4
User avatar #2 - huntergriff (01/24/2014) [-]
this was peanutbitter's asshole after the sugar free haribo gummies.
#3 - busfullofllamas (01/25/2014) [-]
#116 - i bet he's really good at playing the maracas  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Parkinson +8
#127 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
I don't think you even realize the hilarity of what you just said.
#92 - i ******* love you 01/14/2014 on Cringe 0
#127 - yeah, i didnt write it in the clearest way possible. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on paroniod parents +2
User avatar #145 - yuukoku (01/13/2014) [-]
That's true. We'd also accidentally group in some smart people with ignorant fucks, but that's a whole other story in itself.
#115 - since when do people that dont know **** have sto…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2014 on paroniod parents 0
User avatar #116 - yuukoku (01/13/2014) [-]
I had to read that a few times.

No, not knowing shit has not stopped people from being assholes in the past and I'm sure it won't today or any time in the future.
#127 - McCockAFucker (01/13/2014) [-]
yeah, i didnt write it in the clearest way possible.

but then again, if we didnt have so many ignorant fucks with the freedom of speech we would have have much less to make fun of.
User avatar #145 - yuukoku (01/13/2014) [-]
That's true. We'd also accidentally group in some smart people with ignorant fucks, but that's a whole other story in itself.
#101 - the bears tooth... 01/11/2014 on say cheese tho +1
#86 - I've been told the first one with the leg is fake 01/09/2014 on Best Tattoos Compilation... 0
#1 - Comment deleted 01/07/2014 on . 0
#1 - there is an embarrassing amount of things in this story that d…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2013 on Be frightened +9
#2 - zaiopeperse (12/13/2013) [-]
#7 - i actually believe this food would look better after being … 12/13/2013 on So I saw this breakfast post.. +1
#6 - same could be thought about oral sex 12/13/2013 on So I saw this breakfast post.. 0
#1 - thats a really ****** pun  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Punch line in the title -1
User avatar #5 - autoflame (12/13/2013) [-]
It just crashed and burned
#2 - furkfurk (12/13/2013) [-]
holy shit that is a glorious name
#1 - just when the competitor thought he couldnt get more nervous a… 12/13/2013 on Legend +40
#3 - i see a policeman not doing his ******* job 12/12/2013 on whats in the backround +7
#86 - that awkward moment when anons a guy 12/08/2013 on that feel when ur not a... 0
#54 - did tumblr finally use caps lock correctly? 12/01/2013 on such invention 0
#81 - see who cooks for you now bitch! 11/30/2013 on Cat Love +1
#90 - how much of a blast range do they give you?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on this...THIS is good +3
#92 - biddo (11/15/2013) [-]
last time i laughed on funnyjunk i got thumbed down for it man
#5 - fake snow spray or that **** they put on trees 11/09/2013 on That time of year again! 0
#6 - thats true 11/08/2013 on Cats are Fine Too 0
#2 - and this is was the creation of pikachu  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Cats are Fine Too 0
User avatar #4 - zeroguy (11/08/2013) [-]
pikachu is a mouse
#6 - McCockAFucker (11/08/2013) [-]
thats true
#1 - that awkward moment when you realize they are actually standin…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2013 on That time of year again! 0
User avatar #4 - giraffodil (11/09/2013) [-]
Why would there be a snow covered tree indoors?
#5 - McCockAFucker (11/09/2013) [-]
fake snow spray or that shit they put on trees
#1 - facebook: helping you pick out the stupid ones from your social group  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Inflation? whats that? +12
#2 - turtlespear (11/08/2013) [-]
Yep, pretty much.
#125 - i dream a ******* you should see my bedshee… 10/23/2013 on Just some facts! 0

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#1 - syrianassassin (08/28/2014) [-]
-runs to you and explode-
-runs to you and explode-
#2 to #1 - McCockAFucker (08/28/2014) [-]
just like the horny pedo in my childhood park
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