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Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
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#81 - the awkward moment when you can't see the black guy at 2:05 02/04/2012 on Well its amazing +6
#95 - anyone else check the letters in the post to see where they hi… 12/26/2011 on Smash face on keyboard +2
#80 - CHALLENGE COMPLETED! 12/26/2011 on Creepy Comp 1 0
#169 - lol its not 9gags fault, the newspaper said that. but lets fuc… 12/20/2011 on IT WAR! +2
#482 - better delete that comment quickly, but not this one so ppl un… 12/14/2011 on Penis bread. +1
#440 - because he said it in a dickish way... and we still understood…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2011 on Penis bread. +3
User avatar #453 - heinnlinn (12/14/2011) [-]
I'm sorry if I sounded dickish. It wasn't meant to. I was actually being polite, not mocking nor sarcastic. I can only apologize for it now. And knowing more than one language is not something to show-off. I was just amazed at how many native speakers can do the same mistake over and over again. I just warned him politely so he could later avoid actual dicks hating him for the mistake. I guess I should have just kept my mouth shut. Sorry for my language.
#482 - McCockAFucker (12/14/2011) [-]
better delete that comment quickly, but not this one so ppl understand it wasnt in a dickish way
#446 - cobes (12/14/2011) [-]
Meh, he does sound sorta like a jerk.. "I know more than one language and English isn't my first and I STILL fucking rape your grammar".

Alright. I see the doucheness of it now.
#372 - RUGBYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11/24/2011 on Trolling the coach +1
#141 - well yeah obviously, but even when he refers to the kids mum i… 11/14/2011 on How it ends 0
#107 - what makes you think that the mum is still alive in that progr…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2011 on How it ends +2
#110 - slapchoppin (11/05/2011) [-]
that might be because all the stories take place in the past
#141 - McCockAFucker (11/14/2011) [-]
well yeah obviously, but even when he refers to the kids mum it is always in the past tense. and i dunno im just throwing an idea out there
#964 - i never said people that get high freak out in public. i just … 08/09/2011 on Safety First 0
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#15 - Auraalice (06/27/2010) [-]
In order to help mitigate the elephant's constipation, Friedrich fed Stephan over 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes to try to break the elephants bowels. Unfortunately for Friedrich, the elephant let loose while Friedrich was standing directly behind him as he was trying to administer an olive oil enema. The force of the sudden load of shit that came from the elephants ass came without warning, pinning Friedrich violently to the ground, slamming his head against the concrete with such force that he was instantly knocked unconscious and consequently Friedrich the zookeeper suffocated beneath 200 pounds of elephant shit!

Take care.
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#16 to #15 - McCockAFucker (06/27/2010) [-]
hahah i will put this in on the next one....
and add your name in aswell
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#17 to #16 - Auraalice (06/27/2010) [-]
awesome. thanks. You could just google "Man dies by constipated elephant" and go to the third result down if you need more info.
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User avatar #6 - DrPeper (06/16/2010) [-]
dude, i love these ghost tales, keep making them, they keep me on the edge.
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#18 to #6 - McCockAFucker (07/01/2010) [-]
memekay is doing some with me right now... hell post them up in about a day or two, check his profile for it
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#7 to #6 - McCockAFucker (06/17/2010) [-]
im doing the last one now... thing is i have to upload it tomorrow...(if your in america it will be about 22:00 for you) since my first once was posted at around 2am for you and wasnt really seen...
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User avatar #9 to #7 - babs (06/18/2010) [-]
im not american q:
im from europe :D <3
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User avatar #10 to #9 - babs (06/18/2010) [-]
sorry mistake.
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#11 to #10 - McCockAFucker (06/18/2010) [-]
haha i can tell your english.. (your english right)
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User avatar #12 to #11 - babs (06/18/2010) [-]
nope. danish, but nice try. :D
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User avatar #13 to #12 - Nightinear (06/27/2010) [-]
Danish? Same here :D
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#5 - Pingaskhan (06/16/2010) [-]
Try gettysburg boy....
i actually saw a ghostie there where the battlefield was
some ideas : the old main school building, Jenny Wade house, haunted orphanage, and farnsworth ghost house :D
have fun shitting yourself
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User avatar #14 to #5 - Nightinear (06/27/2010) [-]
Lol i just saw you wrote gettysburg... One of my adds in the top is about gettysburg... Never searched it or anything
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User avatar #4 - babs (06/16/2010) [-]
hi there handsome.
maybe you wanna check out The Borley Rectory. (: the most haynted house in England.
and maybe put me in your next top 10 gost stories? (: <3
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#8 to #4 - McCockAFucker (06/18/2010) [-]
its up
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User avatar #3 - Sick (06/16/2010) [-]
i f.red you so can you PM me when part 3 ghosts are up. and maybe do a pt2 with moar ;> PLSSSSSSSSS
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User avatar #1 - RADDDDs (06/05/2010) [-]
cool name you got thar
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#2 to #1 - McCockAFucker (06/06/2010) [-]
hahaha thank you
 
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