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#11 - Dont make me suck your dick m80  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Look at this faggot 0
User avatar #12 - gattlingwolf (09/15/2014) [-]
how many levels in are you? a joke on how bad your spelling was in your first comment
#9 - that is wrong in many levels  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Look at this faggot -1
User avatar #10 - gattlingwolf (09/15/2014) [-]
fight me then you fucking faggot.
User avatar #11 - MatthewsGauss (09/15/2014) [-]
Dont make me suck your dick m80
User avatar #12 - gattlingwolf (09/15/2014) [-]
how many levels in are you? a joke on how bad your spelling was in your first comment
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#1131 - hi the murp 09/01/2014 on MatthewsGauss's profile 0
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User avatar #1131 - MatthewsGauss (09/01/2014) [-]
hi the murp
User avatar #1109 - mattmuch (06/03/2014) [-]
You'd be happy to know I've taken a few pages from your Mangalist and, despite having a bunch in my backlog, got around to reading quite a lot. I just finished Akumetsu, that **** was what Death Note should have been.
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - MatthewsGauss (06/04/2014) [-]
now read eden if you havnt already
User avatar #1117 to #1110 - mattmuch (06/05/2014) [-]
Now there are giants
User avatar #1116 to #1110 - mattmuch (06/05/2014) [-]
Gantz started off so simply and now alien robots are destroying the world.
User avatar #1118 to #1116 - MatthewsGauss (06/05/2014) [-]
gantz only took me 5 hours to read
User avatar #1120 to #1118 - mattmuch (06/05/2014) [-]
382*
User avatar #1121 to #1120 - MatthewsGauss (06/05/2014) [-]
I was speeding through about a chapter a minute in school and finished up until 379 when I had to wait for the last 3 to be translated
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - mattmuch (06/05/2014) [-]
20 pages in a minute is impossible unless you skipped more than half of them.
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - MatthewsGauss (06/05/2014) [-]
the chapters that have barely any talking I sped through because 2 fast 4 u
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - mattmuch (06/05/2014) [-]
Done. I get the feeling Shingeki no Kyojin got their idea from the last part of that manga.
User avatar #1119 to #1118 - mattmuch (06/05/2014) [-]
372 chapters in 5 hours is impossible unless you skipped more than half of them.
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - mattmuch (06/04/2014) [-]
I started reading it but now I'm reading Gantz atm. I'm gunna wait 'till I have a lot of time to read Eden because the scanlators released it one volume at a time.
#1114 to #1113 - MatthewsGauss (06/04/2014) [-]
I h8 one page at a time though
User avatar #1115 to #1114 - mattmuch (06/04/2014) [-]
AllMangaReader. Tracks your manga and puts all pictures on one page.
User avatar #1107 - acaivy (05/24/2014) [-]
I miss you
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - MatthewsGauss (05/24/2014) [-]
I miss me
User avatar #1104 - levidahastati ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
**** you matt
User avatar #1106 to #1105 - levidahastati ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
**** you dog
User avatar #1101 - ied (01/03/2014) [-]
what is he talking about?

vvvv
#1103 to #1101 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
fancy seeing your nasty face here
User avatar #1098 - playerdous (01/03/2014) [-]
Why ya gotta be that way
#1099 to #1098 - MatthewsGauss (01/03/2014) [-]
not your personal army
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - playerdous (01/03/2014) [-]
Not stopping you and just asking for help
You're opinion is yours
User avatar #1095 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
dude I thought you were gone! I never see you anymore dude (frenchfryy here)
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - MatthewsGauss (01/02/2014) [-]
I got banned like a year ago and ever since not really touched the board but i've been active on the skype chat
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
ahhhh, yeah I got thumb banned (admin went nuts, it was about the time he started to crackdown on even non porn images), though he lifted the ban, the damage was done, i was pissed off, left for about a week and then made a new account.
User avatar #1093 - irmcmuffin (12/25/2013) [-]
I played more DayZ after you left. Im currently on the outskirts of Pavlovo (north of Kamenka). I saw there was a military base inbetween the two. If you can make it there whenever. Shoot me a pm and we can raid **** mah neger
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - MatthewsGauss (12/25/2013) [-]
me and bishop were there but we headed over to your ***** tits in fake bop when my comp exploded and everyone left
#1091 - Rei (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas!
#1058 - ryomanagare (08/08/2013) [-]
LOOK AT IT
User avatar #1059 to #1058 - MatthewsGauss (08/08/2013) [-]
4/10 his pants are baggy and gray not green and brown
#1060 to #1059 - ryomanagare (08/08/2013) [-]
Then what about the sword
User avatar #1061 to #1060 - MatthewsGauss (08/08/2013) [-]
its brebby good 9/10 like far cry 3 with swords
User avatar #1056 - alexclement (08/05/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game, and you don't play.
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - MatthewsGauss (08/05/2013) [-]
I want them because of reasons
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#1026 to #1025 - MatthewsGauss (07/18/2013) [-]
it has been long crotchrotvagina
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User avatar #1029 to #1027 - pooplol (07/18/2013) [-]
men
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#1034 to #1030 - pooplol (07/18/2013) [-]
sup mah 						*****
sup mah *****
User avatar #1028 to #1027 - MatthewsGauss (07/18/2013) [-]
a little bit of this steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198035474157/games/
and me attempting to watch anime
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User avatar #1032 to #1031 - MatthewsGauss (07/18/2013) [-]
how does that work anyway?
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User avatar #996 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
Eyyo pancake boy.
User avatar #1022 to #996 - MatthewsGauss (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm still trying the diet thingy but wholy **** I am constantly hungry and nothing satisfies this mighty need
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - MatthewsGauss (07/14/2013) [-]
also why do you hate the insanity workout so much?
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - afriendlyanon (07/14/2013) [-]
Drink water. Lots of it. That should help for the most part.

I hate insanity because it takes up so much time and makes me drench the area I workout in a sea of sweat.
User avatar #1018 to #996 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
every song is a pump up playlist
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
except mad world
User avatar #1020 to #1019 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
Listen to some Intervals.
User avatar #998 to #997 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
I've lost weight and hit 1ton class strength a month ago.
Where you at boi?
User avatar #999 to #998 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
1ton class strength?

Been doing the insanity workout thing for my leg workouts since my calves refuse to get bigger.
User avatar #1000 to #999 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
My body can officially lift one ton of of weight using all of the major muscle groups in my body at max output.

Oh god Insanity, I hate that ******* thing.

User avatar #1001 to #1000 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
my lower back hates insanity too for some raisin.
I havnt done one ton of anything because I'm like 99.1% sure I cant take it. Also my gains have been **** lately and I keep fluctuating on my arm and chest mass
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
If you have a back focused machine you should use it. No matter what, Insanity is a pain in the ass even if you strengthen it.

I was pretty sure I couldn't until one day I realized that by finding my maxs, my body could actually support more than one ton without breaking. My gains in the strength department haven't been great, but ever since I went gluten free a month ago I have lowered myself to 190lbs with a 12.2 body fat percentage. No gluten is miraculous, everyhting is so much more toned.
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
I have a pullup bar hooked onto my door that I use religiously but I dont get much muscle from doing it. Also I couldnt do a no gluten diet because a huge bowl of cereal is what I've been having for breakfast every day since I 1st grade. That's also probably the reason why I still have a higher weight than I should
User avatar #1004 to #1003 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
Pullups are better for tone than actually mass gain. You could eat bananas and other fruit to go gluten free. I use that and a metabolism boosting protein shake for breakfast now. Trust me, you'll feel better if you go gluten free. You feel lighter, better and you notice losses pretty quickly.
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
I dont want to lose weight I need to gain weight because I still only weight 170 and I want to get to 180
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
Better to lose fat weight than gain excess. Plus with your body, 180 might be limit until you grow more.
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
but gluten and I have been friends since grade school, but I guess I could in the name of gains
User avatar #1008 to #1007 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
They were to me too, but it is truly worth it. It's not that you are going to crave it, it's that you are going to find it everywhere. And it will piss you off.
User avatar #1010 to #1008 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
also what do you think about protein shakes
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
Is there any rules to it or do you just not eat gluten plain and simple
User avatar #1011 to #1009 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
I keep away from it as much as possible, sometimes you can't help but eat some, but I have lowered my gluten intake by about 95% over the last month. So it is pretty much a don't eat it at all thing.

Protein shakes are good, I wouldn't tell you to get one that boosts your metabolism like the one I am taking though.
User avatar #1012 to #1011 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
Imma try the gluten free thingy. One more thing, how long do you stay at the gym and do you focus on a certain muscle group while you're there
User avatar #1013 to #1012 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
Aight. I usually stay for around three hours, but you really should only be there for two. I focus on a routine of: Upper body Strength Training, the next day Lower Body Strength, then Upper Body Endurance, then Lower Body endurance, then Push Strength, then Pull Strength, then Push Endurance then Pull Endurance. This pretty much allows me to reap the benefits of hyper recovery and placement focus as much as possible without spending too much time on one specific bicep or pectoral. Though when you first start doing it, you're going to be in a hell of pain, because if you do what I do, you're going to to strength by 8 reps 6 sets and endurance by 15 reps 4 sets.
User avatar #1014 to #1013 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
i've been going for only an hour (if that) and that's because I would get bored and leave. I would also switch between arms, legs and abs then the next day do back, chest and legs. with about 4 or 5 sets of 10 for each
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
That's too bad, you'll just have to push through it.

So some middle ground between endurance and strength training.
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - MatthewsGauss (07/12/2013) [-]
I've been meaning to go there longer but I just get so bored and tired that I just leave. Should probably bring an ipod or some **** to stop the boredom.
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - afriendlyanon (07/12/2013) [-]
If you have a pump up play list it'll probably help.
#991 - ToothlessKey (06/10/2013) [-]
I see you're still alive.
#992 to #991 - MatthewsGauss (06/10/2013) [-]
I'm alive?
I'm alive?
#993 to #992 - ToothlessKey (06/11/2013) [-]
Logged in for nostaligas, good to see some people still here    
   
   
TELL ME YOUR NEW FAVORITE ANIMES OF THE LAST TWO OR SO YEARS I'VE BEEN GONE SO I MAY WATCH THEM
Logged in for nostaligas, good to see some people still here


TELL ME YOUR NEW FAVORITE ANIMES OF THE LAST TWO OR SO YEARS I'VE BEEN GONE SO I MAY WATCH THEM
#994 to #993 - MatthewsGauss (06/11/2013) [-]
BERSERK, RAINBOW, SLAYERS AND GOLDEN BOY
BERSERK, RAINBOW, SLAYERS AND GOLDEN BOY
#995 to #994 - ToothlessKey (06/21/2013) [-]
FANTASTIC, I SHALL COMMENCE WATCHING
FANTASTIC, I SHALL COMMENCE WATCHING
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