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Hey there ;)

So... you friended me because I'm a girl?

Well not exactly, I saw you play on tons of consoles so, thought you would be cool.

Okay, I absolutely fucking hate it when people are like, "EMAGERD! A GURL GAMR!" I'm just a person who plays video games. I get no special award for having a vagina.

Okay sorry, would you like a special award or something? I friend lots of people and you're not the first to get mad at me for friending them.

I honestly just want to be treated like another guy.

No, I wasn't complaining for not being treated special, I'm saying that you shouldn't treat me like I'm special.

Oh okay, well you play on quite a bit of consoles so that's mainly the reason, but sorry for being a typical guy.

It's cool. So tell me, MatthewDMerrill. What's your favorite vidyo gaem?

My all time fav would be LOZ: OOT, yours?

Duuuudddeee. Ocarina of Time was the first game I ever played!

My favorite game varies from week to week. But this week, my favorite game is Parappa the Rapper. I don't know why... I just can't stop playing it. Also, Crash Bandicoot is starting to grow on me. (I'm expanding on my PS1 collection, obviously.)

Haha cool, same I been playing GTA games this whole week and last before It was Minecraft but now I been getting into Dino D-Day.

My and my bro where playing GTA and we tried to pick up a hooker with a cop car (she ran away) so then we tried again with a tank, this time when she ran, we blew her up.

HAHAHA NICE, cheat codes are the funniest thing in GTA series. I still have a paper with all the cheat codes printed for GTA SA.

The only game I ever printed cheats for was sims2 because the cheats where soooo long!

I made so many of my male sims pregnant with aliens.

Ah, lmao their poor dicks when they give birth, I have a copy of Sims 2, somewhere haven't played it in a few years. Been stuck on SimCity though.

urmum

My comments are weird, don't worry.

It's okay I still love you.

Sadly it's a picture of my mom.

I think that was rodm pissed at me because rodm had posted something that claimed was his and it wasnt so i kept posting in comments that it was a repost and he delete the comments and then later deleted the content. And thats what matthewdRichard Simmons did.

Whats your problem what did i ever do to you?

ah, so basically he is just mad, oh well

Ya buthurt Richard Simmons he was.

lawl XD

Now it's the fat black woman in the back of the theater

pretty little princess in a dress

Kim Jong-un

Steve Urkel

that good feeling when you poop

Kony, the Ugandan hero

pinkie pie

my black son

magical fairy princess

my big black daddy

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