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MattSwan

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:11/27/2015
Location:Athens Georgia
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 33 total,  56 ,  23
Comment Thumbs: 3520 total,  4164 ,  644
Content Level Progress: 62.71% (37/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 19% (19/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:1163
Total Comments Made:948
FJ Points:3226

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#156 - Who's voice are you even reading this comment in?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2013 on No idea why i lol'd so hard... +1
#180 - comanderspy (04/11/2013) [-]
for some reason i read it in a British accent, like the one from asdfg 'im gonna do an internet!'
#32 - Leave this place, and never return. 04/10/2013 on Libertarianism +7
#41 - SAME. HERE. Can....can we be... best pals forever acquaintances?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2013 on How people in 1910 thought... +1
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#43 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
im okay with best pals forever :D
#150 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
I think you just got best pal zoned
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#157 - fhockeygirl (04/11/2013) [-]
well seeing as how we talked for actually two seconds he had no reason to believe that i would sleep with him...
#39 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2013 on How people in 1910 thought... +8
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#40 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
i had been having a really shitty day, and you just made it a bit better.

thank you good sir ^_^
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#41 - MattSwan (04/10/2013) [-]
SAME. HERE. Can....can we be...best pals forever acquaintances?
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#43 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
im okay with best pals forever :D
#150 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
I think you just got best pal zoned
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#157 - fhockeygirl (04/11/2013) [-]
well seeing as how we talked for actually two seconds he had no reason to believe that i would sleep with him...
#36 - Look at this poor ****. "Sorry Jimmy, no learning for you…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/10/2013 on How people in 1910 thought... +312
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#156 - puppyfood (04/11/2013) [-]
And then he becomes the god damn batman!
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#153 - commanderbunbun (04/10/2013) [-]
surprised he isn't black
#152 - drewbridge (04/10/2013) [-]
I never laugh when I'm alone
That made me laugh like a retarded seal with a thyroid problem.
#144 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
I barely ever laugh at this site anymore but that comment actually made me laugh.
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#44 - doxedits (04/10/2013) [-]
I almost spit out soda. 10/10
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#37 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
water came out my nose.

funniest comment i've seen in months
#39 - MattSwan (04/10/2013) [-]
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#40 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
i had been having a really shitty day, and you just made it a bit better.

thank you good sir ^_^
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#41 - MattSwan (04/10/2013) [-]
SAME. HERE. Can....can we be...best pals forever acquaintances?
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#43 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
im okay with best pals forever :D
#150 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
I think you just got best pal zoned
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#157 - fhockeygirl (04/11/2013) [-]
well seeing as how we talked for actually two seconds he had no reason to believe that i would sleep with him...
#12 - Thank you Mr. Ebert for making movies not only worth seeing, b… 04/06/2013 on these feels 0
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Game of Thrones +52
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#29 - You don't know how to please a woman?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Are there directions? +57
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#174 - wtfduud (04/06/2013) [-]
It was an april fools joke.
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#51 - Nullifier (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if you were trying to be hilariously wrong there or not...
#37 - You all do realize that this is extremely common, right? Right.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2013 on I won the fucking lottery... +16
#42 - puredeliciousness (04/05/2013) [-]
It's never happened to me before...
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#67 - raynagrimm (04/06/2013) [-]
start eating more peanuts, it could happen
#6 - Is that Asian Daryl? 04/05/2013 on Sometimes +1