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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:9/30/2013
Location:Athens Georgia
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Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:948
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#43 - What a faggot 05/14/2013 on The Gentleman's Guide 0
#24 - Entirely relevant post and I commend you for it. Thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Jealous? +2
User avatar #29 - amirblumenfeld (05/13/2013) [-]
Thoroughly appreciative comment and I respect you for it. Thank you.
#21 - But ....why? Why would you make me want to bone Ms. Frizzle an…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on The TARDIS School Bus +7
#22 - mastercolossus (05/13/2013) [-]
because we all had that wet dream about her... deja vu.
#91 - Oh God who let two green men into a hockey game hauling a metr…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on The amazing chase -1
#109 - connordude (05/14/2013) [-]
Because it's the Cup
#108 - connordude has deleted their comment.
User avatar #104 - evilanakie (05/13/2013) [-]
me
#146 - Crying a lot isn't waterbending. 05/10/2013 on Texas -2
#80 - What an excellent choice of .gif... 05/08/2013 on Hey, Arnold! Teen +5
#63 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on These are gold +30
#107 - joaomartins Comment deleted by MattSwan
#66 - fooljamable Comment deleted by MattSwan
#95 - THAT WAS SO ******* METAL. 04/26/2013 on Chivalry in nutshell +16
#138 - What a rocky childhood.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Dafuq +24
#190 - haywards (04/22/2013) [-]
Thay baby has the blood of pure stone
#57 - Please don't stop. I work at McDonald's, and **** … 04/22/2013 on sirbrentcoe's profile 0
#165 - May I present Bruce Lee, bitches. 04/14/2013 on you even shop, bro? 0
#163 - Shopping is fun. 04/14/2013 on you even shop, bro? 0
#161 - Shop harder. Clone stamp ftw. 04/14/2013 on you even shop, bro? 0
#10 - Comment deleted 04/13/2013 on Customer Name 0
#611 - Picture 04/11/2013 on WHAT DO 0
#156 - Who's voice are you even reading this comment in?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2013 on No idea why i lol'd so hard... +1
#180 - comanderspy (04/11/2013) [-]
for some reason i read it in a British accent, like the one from asdfg 'im gonna do an internet!'
#32 - Leave this place, and never return. 04/10/2013 on Libertarianism +7
#41 - SAME. HERE. Can....can we be... best pals forever acquaintances?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2013 on How people in 1910 thought... +1
User avatar #43 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
im okay with best pals forever :D
#150 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2013) [-]
I think you just got best pal zoned
User avatar #157 - fhockeygirl (04/11/2013) [-]
well seeing as how we talked for actually two seconds he had no reason to believe that i would sleep with him...
#39 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2013 on How people in 1910 thought... +8
User avatar #40 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
i had been having a really shitty day, and you just made it a bit better.

thank you good sir ^_^
User avatar #41 - MattSwan (04/10/2013) [-]
SAME. HERE. Can....can we be...best pals forever acquaintances?
User avatar #43 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
im okay with best pals forever :D
#150 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2013) [-]
I think you just got best pal zoned
User avatar #157 - fhockeygirl (04/11/2013) [-]
well seeing as how we talked for actually two seconds he had no reason to believe that i would sleep with him...
#36 - Look at this poor **** . "Sorry Jimmy, no lea…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/10/2013 on How people in 1910 thought... +312
User avatar #156 - puppyfood (04/11/2013) [-]
And then he becomes the god damn batman!
User avatar #153 - commanderbunbun (04/10/2013) [-]
surprised he isn't black
#152 - drewbridge (04/10/2013) [-]
I never laugh when I'm alone
That made me laugh like a retarded seal with a thyroid problem.
#144 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2013) [-]
I barely ever laugh at this site anymore but that comment actually made me laugh.
#68 - markusantonius (04/10/2013) [-]
#67 - Monopolus (04/10/2013) [-]
#44 - doxedits (04/10/2013) [-]
I almost spit out soda. 10/10
User avatar #37 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
water came out my nose.

funniest comment i've seen in months
#39 - MattSwan (04/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
i had been having a really shitty day, and you just made it a bit better.

thank you good sir ^_^
User avatar #41 - MattSwan (04/10/2013) [-]
SAME. HERE. Can....can we be...best pals forever acquaintances?
User avatar #43 - fhockeygirl (04/10/2013) [-]
im okay with best pals forever :D
#150 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2013) [-]
I think you just got best pal zoned
User avatar #157 - fhockeygirl (04/11/2013) [-]
well seeing as how we talked for actually two seconds he had no reason to believe that i would sleep with him...
#12 - Thank you Mr. Ebert for making movies not only worth seeing, b… 04/06/2013 on these feels 0
#9 - Ya'll nerds better get to reading that **** . Hope…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Game of Thrones +52
#121 - Womens Study Major (04/06/2013) [-]
Gmae of thrones sucks cock fucking nigger cunt
#69 - nsfwbrowserv (04/06/2013) [-]
That man always puts a bright spin on things, especially in these dark times.
#17 - anoynmuos (04/06/2013) [-]
All hail the rightful God-king of the andals,the rhoynar and the first men Stannis mother fucking Baratheon
User avatar #22 - iamloki (04/06/2013) [-]
>rightful ruler
>not daenerys
#91 - Womens Study Major (04/06/2013) [-]
>rightful ruler
>not jon
Sons go before siblings so.....
User avatar #133 - novren (04/06/2013) [-]
If anything, John should be King on the North.

Stannis is best king. Although imo there should not be a king of the 7 kingdoms, there should be one for each kingdom.
#84 - anoynmuos (04/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - vishnarg (04/06/2013) [-]
I still miss Robb...
#66 - Womens Study Major (04/06/2013) [-]
Hmm... Sounds like a spoiler...
User avatar #168 - vishnarg (04/06/2013) [-]
It was spoiled for me by my dick friend. Arya4Lyfe
#29 - You don't know how to please a woman?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Are there directions? +57
#50 - mytrakytra (04/06/2013) [-]
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#174 - wtfduud (04/06/2013) [-]
It was an april fools joke.
#36 - thereasonableperso has deleted their comment.
User avatar #51 - Nullifier (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if you were trying to be hilariously wrong there or not...
#37 - You all do realize that this is extremely common, right? Right.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2013 on I won the fucking lottery... +16
#42 - puredeliciousness (04/05/2013) [-]
It's never happened to me before...
User avatar #67 - raynagrimm (04/06/2013) [-]
start eating more peanuts, it could happen
#6 - Is that Asian Daryl? 04/05/2013 on Sometimes +1
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