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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:9/30/2013
Location:Athens Georgia
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#281 - No cactus raised in our thread is going to grow up to be on of…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2012 on Don't drink and drive +2
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#657 - The single best wingman ever. 01/12/2012 on MindFuck +4
#182 - How did 800 people pinkie this up? 01/10/2012 on I LOVE YOU MUM +4
#155 - I love it when people post original pictures they made on thei… 01/10/2012 on Funny Comp +1
#372 - Picture 01/08/2012 on Brazzers +8
#267 - The most elaborate game of keep away ever...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2012 on Nice Shot. +3
User avatar #274 - billymaize (01/08/2012) [-]
keep away from who exactly
#115 - Then why in Jesus' name are they still friends on Facebook?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2012 on another man full of win +62
#250 - strychnine (01/06/2012) [-]
Fear the claw.
User avatar #133 - glamoiglia (01/06/2012) [-]
Deleting her on Facebook could be brought up in court. In this legal system, people use whatever they can get to prove their cases, no matter how retarded.
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User avatar #429 - glamoiglia (01/06/2012) [-]
Objectively, it couldn't prove shit. But it could be used as evidence that he does not wish to cooperate with her or communicate with her. That could be used as a reason as to why he wouldn't be a great father, why he should pay more child support, etc.

It doesn't have to be logically sound. The thing is, in cases that are not about scientific evidence (like say, a murder), people have to decide things based on testimonies.

The justice system is kind of lame in this way. Yes, it's nice to give everyone a chance to fight for their side, but when there IS a reasonable doubt of something, and one side can sway the jury to not see it, the ruling ends up unfair. See lots of Law and Order cases.

There was one where they tried to convict a kid of murder when his fingerprints weren't on the gun and other people could have shot it (he and his friends were wearing gloves). No, they didn't check for gunpowder residue on the gloves or maybe fibers from the gloves stuck on the gun. They couldn't scientifically prove which of the kids could have shot the gun. So basically, all they had was eyewitness testimony which shouldn't mean shit because fear can be easily mistaken for guilt, and they ran with that to try to prove the kid guilty. It's like finding out you have no proof a kid did something bad to you and still being obligated to kick his ass.

Sorry for the long post, but I hate the justice system sometimes. People should have a logic test that screens them for jury duty.
User avatar #433 - glamoiglia (01/06/2012) [-]
TL;DR version: It doesn't mean anything in reality, but in legal battles, if the lawyer can sway it to mean something to those who decide the verdict, it means something.
#93 - Picture 01/05/2012 on Nostalgia /b/ +4
#293 - You guys fail to understand the joke. 12/30/2011 on Epic Arcade Guy 0
#289 - You could populate a small country with all the women he doesn…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/30/2011 on Epic Arcade Guy +8
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User avatar #298 - fignewtonz (12/30/2011) [-]
then he has fucked approximately 98% of the women on the earth.
#296 - aaronbc (12/30/2011) [-]
In Chinese land gaming is like a sport. Your argument is invalid.
User avatar #293 - MattSwan (12/30/2011) [-]
You guys fail to understand the joke.
User avatar #292 - alphashell (12/30/2011) [-]
What the hell? Cant you say this about everyone?
#291 - giguelingueling (12/30/2011) [-]
You could populate the entire earth with all the woman, a guy don't have sex with.

Except him and the weird part is : he being gay
#290 - digidawg (12/30/2011) [-]
And a continent with all the men that you do have sex with
#438 - Except for that one reasonable bear.... 12/30/2011 on it happens +8
#437 - Comment deleted 12/30/2011 on it happens 0
#735 - Picture 12/30/2011 on That moment 0
#201 - I love it when I see people get seriously injured doing stupid… 12/19/2011 on Yo dawg i herd you liek fails. +3
#237 - Oh great, a lesson in proper PENIS control by the kid with t… 12/19/2011 on Awkward Parents +1
#12 - A game about destroying what you've worked hard to create? Ple… 12/19/2011 on Fukken architect +1
#62 - More like In scene -ity wolf..........heh.......  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on insanity scene wolf +16
#109 - aquamarch (12/19/2011) [-]
#90 - That's what Sarah Jessica Parker gets for walking in heels. 12/19/2011 on haters gonna... +23
#398 - **** , Kim Jung-Il's dead. Just sharing. 12/19/2011 on Scumbag USA +3
#278 - They should make women that chan-- Oh **** … 12/19/2011 on Color Changing Condoms +6
#235 - This tricky bastard just got three times the thumb s for one post.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on Lies! +3
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#990 - I'll thumb something because I think it's funny, not a list… 12/19/2011 on For the real drummers +3
#76 - Edit: Sees socks on radiator. "Sweet Zeus, I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2011 on The best feeling ever +2
#122 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #174 at George W. Bush ** with a hint of crust!
#125 - Just like in Harlem! 12/18/2011 on We all do it +3
#487 - Picture 12/15/2011 on Nostalgia comp +1
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