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Age: 20
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Interests: Spaaaaaace
Date Signed Up:2/22/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:BC Canada
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Content Ranking:#9534
Comment Ranking:#7495
Highest Content Rank:#892
Highest Comment Rank:#5934
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#32 - **Matoben rolls 56,762** 12/11/2014 on FJ loves stereotypes 0
#12 - And upon closer inspection, the casual shelf dildo makes an ap…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/11/2014 on The Pirate Bay's... +40
#28 - lordlolland (12/11/2014) [-]
He is Swedish, it would be weird if there weren't one.
But I expected it to be slightly darker in colour, from here it looks almost racist-coloured.

Pic related, a proper tolerance-coloured dildo and its intended user.
User avatar #35 - niggernazi (12/11/2014) [-]
Just fucking kill yourself you danish fucking mongrel scum before i fucking curbstomp your head to bits and pieces infront of your obese danecuck grieving mother. I'l put danes like you underground with no sound.
#98 - captainprincess (12/11/2014) [-]
I doubt if you can even open a pickle jar
User avatar #113 - niggernazi (12/12/2014) [-]
Danses are an inferior race, they NEED to get cleansed before its too late. Danes are the litterall subhuman scum of scandinavia and are better of dead. There is an old saying in sweden that goes like this: ''A dead daneshit is a good daneshit''. God just wants them all dead you know.
#114 - captainprincess (12/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - adunsaveme (12/11/2014) [-]
is stuff like this even trolling anymore? I think everyone is racist now
#29 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
what's wrong with Sweden?
User avatar #31 - lordlolland (12/11/2014) [-]
Lots and lots of things, most noticeably its high rates of immigration and co-relating high rate of rapes.

Yet Sweden keeps importing middle-easterners and Africans, so the joke is that Swedes like dark dick otherwise they would stop importing foreigners.
User avatar #38 - niggernazi (12/11/2014) [-]
I'll fucking smash your head in you fucking dane piece of shit nonswedish mongrel fucking shitstain. Count your days you dumb fucking retarded fucking danecuck. I'll kill you mothrfucker with one clean karate-kick to you chromosome enriched head you motherfucking shitstain of society. Seriously, danes are the fucking scum of humanity and even worse than somaliniggers because atleast you can recognize some words from their aboo-kfc language unlike you cock-gobbling fucking daneshits. Seriously danes are born with a fucking nigger cock down their throats, thats why your so called ''language'' sounds like you're getting a fat cock down your throats all the time you fucking godamn motherfucking inbred pigfuckers. Kill yourself you fat piece of shit nonswedish fuckintg daneshit.
User avatar #112 - niggernazi (12/12/2014) [-]
lol that dumb fucking shitstain lordlolland actually yhumbed me down. Hust fucking hang yourself you danish absolute piece of shit before i track you down and beat your fucking head in you disgusting motherfucking daneshit
#32 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
Interesting. As a Dane I assume you must know a lot about it. Did you also know that immigrants in Sweden makes up for about 12% of their population? Or that only 6% of all immigrants are Muslim? Or that only 9.2% of the immigrants are non-European? Or that only around 190 convictions of rape takes place every year? Or that immigrants takes up around 10.4% of Denmark's population?

I don't think so. Don't talk shit about countries you know nothing about.
#93 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
#111 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
google it
User avatar #13 - captainprincess (12/11/2014) [-]
Man
It's not even a fancy colour or weird shape

The man has spent all of his passion and imagination on his walls
#20 - woops that one's been posted already.. have Kanye melting things 12/11/2014 on when you tryna hit 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on when you tryna hit 0
#20 - Matoben (12/11/2014) [-]
woops that one's been posted already.. have Kanye melting things
#36 - Picture 12/09/2014 on Welcome to Fj +5
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Welcome to Fj +4
#36 - Matoben (12/09/2014) [-]
#44 - Comment deleted 12/08/2014 on Pop Culture Icons in... 0
#39 - Picture 12/07/2014 on Smerk a berl +1
#44 - That guinea pig looks so uncomfortable... 12/07/2014 on Pregnant Guinea Pig 0
#17 - Picture 12/05/2014 on Beer Bong Approved by Snoop... 0
#16 - It's called the knock-out. Check this **** out!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Beer Bong Approved by Snoop... +9
User avatar #98 - Eox (12/05/2014) [-]
I've forgotten the sauce of your gif. Do you mind sharing?
User avatar #148 - yaybacon (12/05/2014) [-]
Mind explosion Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job.
#38 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on No internet 0
#41 - sadpandaissad (12/05/2014) [-]
#45 - feeniks (12/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #54 - sadpandaissad (12/06/2014) [-]
Please tell me there is a name for these
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Logic of a weeaboo 0
#9 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3,611** QUADS, IT WAS SHOT BY DARREN WILSON
User avatar #12 - soullessminion (12/05/2014) [-]
**soullessminion rolls 9,870** mhm mhm
#5 - **Matoben rolls 72**  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Logic of a weeaboo -1
#35 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 62**
#6 - Matoben (12/05/2014) [-]
#9 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3,611** QUADS, IT WAS SHOT BY DARREN WILSON
User avatar #12 - soullessminion (12/05/2014) [-]
**soullessminion rolls 9,870** mhm mhm
#31 - Picture 12/04/2014 on pay it! +1
#30 - Picture 12/04/2014 on pay it! 0
#283 - Wow yeah guess it's only been 25 mins.. Have fuuun!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Multi-reply feature +1
User avatar #288 - kakariko (12/03/2014) [-]
Make that 3
I'll probably wake up to 20+ notifications solely about this
#260 - I'm gonna hazard a guess that you're getting a ********…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Multi-reply feature 0
User avatar #263 - kakariko (12/03/2014) [-]
No, well not yet
It's only been 2 so far
#283 - Matoben (12/03/2014) [-]
Wow yeah guess it's only been 25 mins.. Have fuuun!
User avatar #288 - kakariko (12/03/2014) [-]
Make that 3
I'll probably wake up to 20+ notifications solely about this
#240 - >> #69 congrats  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Multi-reply feature 0
User avatar #244 - kakariko (12/03/2014) [-]
:^)
User avatar #260 - Matoben (12/03/2014) [-]
I'm gonna hazard a guess that you're getting a shitload of replies on this content for some.. odd.. reason..
User avatar #263 - kakariko (12/03/2014) [-]
No, well not yet
It's only been 2 so far
#283 - Matoben (12/03/2014) [-]
Wow yeah guess it's only been 25 mins.. Have fuuun!
User avatar #288 - kakariko (12/03/2014) [-]
Make that 3
I'll probably wake up to 20+ notifications solely about this
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#755 - Picture 12/03/2014 on Christmas user item give away +1
#353 - I have to say I'm kinda pissed there's no Yeti or Bigfoot on h… 12/03/2014 on 50 Mythical Creatures +1
#639 - Picture 12/01/2014 on make your pixel art version... +1
#165 - Picture 11/28/2014 on A good deed should not go... +2
#480 - **Matoben rolled image ** >Mfw registered years ago 11/28/2014 on Thanksgiving capital letter... 0
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