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Matiriver  

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/25/2010
Last Login:5/21/2013
Location:Marathon Florida
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My name is Matias Pezzella and I am from Argentina currently living in the USA. I get a year older on February 26, and thankfully, still young lol :). I play soccer as a hobby (pro dreams are no more :( ).

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#43 - My starter was Charmander, and after evolving it to a Charmele… 04/22/2013 on Water you talking about? 0
#14 - With enough training this would be a pretty good team 04/20/2013 on How Does He See Which One... 0
#933 - I robbed a pimp FREE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MFW 04/07/2013 on I kicked my hoe +1
#288 - Chemical warfare FTW 03/30/2013 on Object to your left 0
#89 - Dude.... I'm 22 -_- and btw, the hell do prostate issues have …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on School Physicals 0
User avatar #94 - xtrmbragnrytz (03/25/2013) [-]
Physical examinations are usually meant for hte prostate... i dunno, your shit storm dude not mine
#57 - I actually had a female doctor check my penis, and let me tell…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/24/2013 on School Physicals -9
User avatar #84 - alstorp (03/24/2013) [-]
That's fukken gross.
User avatar #64 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2013) [-]
.........they're not supposed to do that. They don't check the actual member for prostate issues.
Dude. You got molested.
#78 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
You can't molest the willing.
User avatar #69 - asschwitz (03/24/2013) [-]
That or he's completely lying about it because in his mind it makes him seem cool.
User avatar #80 - turboderp (03/24/2013) [-]
But why would anyone lie on the internet?
User avatar #90 - asschwitz (03/24/2013) [-]
Why does the narwhal bacon at 12? Because I jack off at 11.
User avatar #91 - turboderp (03/24/2013) [-]
I don't want to know this.
User avatar #92 - asschwitz (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #93 - turboderp (03/24/2013) [-]
It's ok. I think i'll forget this whole conversation now. Bye
User avatar #76 - xgeneration (03/24/2013) [-]
a person can dream
User avatar #59 - xtrmbragnrytz (03/24/2013) [-]
so i'm guessing you're what... 14 now?
User avatar #89 - Matiriver (03/24/2013) [-]
Dude.... I'm 22 -_- and btw, the hell do prostate issues have to do with this??? I never said anything about that
User avatar #94 - xtrmbragnrytz (03/25/2013) [-]
Physical examinations are usually meant for hte prostate... i dunno, your shit storm dude not mine
#169 - I've fapped to this before ;) 03/22/2013 on Love in Chains 0
#20 - Sounds simple enough, considering most of exes are fucking pus… 03/20/2013 on I R SCOT PULGRUM +1
#41 - I lost it at "Turn to Route 394" XD 03/20/2013 on Your a faggot harry -1
#58 - That's true considering in my dreams I'm not a virgin :/ 03/14/2013 on Just a feel kinda day 0
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