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#60 - As a lonely ************ in an almost exclusively…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Girls on 4chan fighting back +20
User avatar #184 - bannon (09/22/2014) [-]
There are plenty of women in engineering. I met my, now ex, girlfriend there. Relationship for 3 years. I might have a masters degree but she has a job and she has always been smarter than me. I think the ratio (at least on the mechanical side of things) was about 80:20, maybe even 70:30.
User avatar #206 - captainsweden (09/22/2014) [-]
got any nudes?
User avatar #166 - drhat (09/22/2014) [-]
Why is the first step to lay in your own land-load?
User avatar #92 - chaossniper (09/22/2014) [-]
just graduated this year material major and seriously the few females i ve known are wood plank tier
User avatar #76 - azumeow (09/22/2014) [-]
This is beyond true. I'm a physics major and it feels like a sausage fest half the time.
User avatar #62 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
#444 - literally just got banned on 4chan lol mad level: 0 09/21/2014 on Users banned for being... +3
#1045717 - maybe haha, but more because it was just a complete abortion o…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1045727 - smuglurker (09/21/2014) [-]
At least u gave a reason y u didn't understand, most people would just say its shit
#1045497 - Just watched Evangelion for the first time. Does some…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1045650 - redclover (09/20/2014) [-]
forget episodes 25 and 26
watch End of Evangelion
User avatar #1045537 - Sperit (09/20/2014) [-]
is it worth watching?
User avatar #1045610 - yibdiy (09/20/2014) [-]
Yes. I didn't like it, but it's definitely something everyone should watch at some point.
User avatar #1045609 - ugottanked (09/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #1045611 - Sperit (09/20/2014) [-]
then it is on my list after Dragon ball z
#1045518 - asuka (09/20/2014) [-]
#1045517 - smuglurker (09/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #1045717 - Masterpoda (09/21/2014) [-]
maybe haha, but more because it was just a complete abortion of the plot, and more of a trippy dream sequence. everything was making sense and building up to some cool climax and them it was like I was intravenously given acid or something.
User avatar #1045727 - smuglurker (09/21/2014) [-]
At least u gave a reason y u didn't understand, most people would just say its shit
#1045511 - makotoitou (09/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #1045514 - uve (09/20/2014) [-]
but who were the aliens
User avatar #1045827 - alleksi (09/21/2014) [-]
The whole lore of NGE revolves around "the fruit of knowledge"(lilith, humanity) and the "fruit of life" (adam, angles 3-to-13).

Fruit of life came to earth first and with it created the angels.
Then the fruit of knowledge crashed into earth, replacing angels with "normal" biological life, like humans.

the fruit of life was inactive until the second impact happened when adam was forced to "wake up" again, this made the angels return.
#1045519 - jomgor (09/20/2014) [-]
essentially humans who choose to hurt other humans. if you noticed, i forget which episode, but at some point its revealed that the angels are genetically identical to humans. Also, watch end of evangelion (the movie) it helps a lot.
User avatar #1045521 - uve (09/20/2014) [-]
i watched all the shows/movies/hentai

i still dont get it

i dont care too much for it, so please dont try to explain it to me
#1045525 - jomgor (09/20/2014) [-]
fair enough
User avatar #1045516 - makotoitou (09/20/2014) [-]
joe swanson
User avatar #1045507 - abysmalshadow (09/20/2014) [-]
That is what happened.
They ran out of money, so they just slapped together a bunch of entry-level existentialism and called it a day.
User avatar #1045508 - makotoitou (09/20/2014) [-]
nice fedora
User avatar #1045510 - abysmalshadow (09/20/2014) [-]
Thanks, my mom made it.
User avatar #1045502 - hasai (09/20/2014) [-]
EoE helps.
User avatar #1045498 - yusay (09/20/2014) [-]
Watch End of Evangelion.
#29 - Jesus Christ I know what you mean. Ever since The school year … 09/17/2014 on Just like real life *sigh* +2
#141 - *spherical single point conductor * sorry. 09/01/2014 on Good guy tesla 0
#140 - Maybe I should have been a little more clear on this but I can…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Good guy tesla 0
User avatar #141 - Masterpoda (09/01/2014) [-]
*spherical single point conductor* sorry.
#26 - I had to do a lot of research on Tesla back in high school and…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Good guy tesla +8
User avatar #50 - noblexfenrir (08/31/2014) [-]
Except Tesla never addressed 3 problems regarding his "Idea".

1.) How to counteract the drop in efficiency through wireless transmission, currently our best form of transmission are those giant fucking towers that spread all across the country. Even the loss rate is pretty damn high, to transmit it wirelessly? Holy fuck you would need roughly 10 times the input for a short range transmission (Which is generally why most wireless transfer devices have to be pressed right up against the fucking thing), I can't imagine the ridiculous input/output ratio for long distance transfers.

2.) Health effects. He never once gave an shred of evidence to show how his idea would somehow not be detrimental to animal health much less humans. Since we know the process which he put forth, would be incredibly dangerous.

3.) The cost. Yeah I can see why his investors fucked off, because as I said, my first problem is the amount of input you need for this method. You therefor need a larger source of energy. How would you pay for that? Especially for the ENTIRE world?

He was a great mind for his time, but that shouldn't be attributed to all of his ramblings.
User avatar #140 - Masterpoda (09/01/2014) [-]
Maybe I should have been a little more clear on this but I can see those as problem needing to be addressed. Electrical Engineering student here.

Basically in simplest terms I can tell you that an electric field is not the same as a magnetic one. there are really no health problems associated with such a field, if so then your electrical outlets, car batteries (any batteries really) and power lines would cause problems (and those are moving charges, not just static ones).

Tesla was also very conscious of the possible health complications of fields and radiation. A good anecdote for you to read would be the story of what happened when he told Edison not to shoot people full of X-rays (let's just say it didn't turn out well for Edison's intern).

As far as energy losses I'm not educated enough to give you hard numbers but the basic principle of the design would be that these transmitters would be in a sort of resonance with a receiver in people's homes (conspiracy theorists will tell you that these receivers were actually free energy generators but they're full of shit) and using the earth as a sort of spherical single point transmitter. Truthfully Wardenclyffe would have been more of a proof of concept but the argument holds true.

In the end they honestly would have SAVED money since they wouldn't have to pay for maintenance and construction of power lines throughout the country. Not to mention that downed power lines are a huge safety hazard.

Honestly It's hard to say if it would have worked. Tesla consistently did things that people once thought impossible. Here's the closest thing I can find about the principles of the device but I warn you, it's a lot if reading.

User avatar #141 - Masterpoda (09/01/2014) [-]
*spherical single point conductor* sorry.
User avatar #118 - RiflemanFunny (09/01/2014) [-]
Hmm. Maybe you need to read about the Telsa Coil a little more. He walked through enough electricity to power several homes and was fine.
User avatar #121 - noblexfenrir (09/01/2014) [-]
Got a source for that considering the amount I do know about Tesla coils is that the amount of power you're talking about, being transferred the distance you're talking about, would not let someone near it who was fine. Again, I may be wrong, but source please.
User avatar #88 - mistercookie (09/01/2014) [-]
For the first thing you said, I have read an article in Science Illustrated where Tesla supposedly built a tower that could send wireless energy across the US with a lot more efficiency we have to day.
User avatar #122 - noblexfenrir (09/01/2014) [-]
I highly doubt that, none of his schematics or explanations give any sort of indications he did. Science illustrated is no a science journal and can be just as much a victim of hype pieces or just overall false information like any other magazine.
User avatar #36 - ProWig (08/31/2014) [-]
you do realize that someone has to pay for the electricity, its not free. he didn't just invent a machine that perpetually created energy.
#23 - I literally just saved that picture off of google for the purp… 08/30/2014 on DYK Comp #24 +3
#54 - here's one: sin(0) = sin(2pi) Arcsin(sin(0))… 08/28/2014 on Respect others 0
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well well well . cant keep you promises i see
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