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Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
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#30 - China is already ******* the US as far as trade goes. They pur… 13 hours ago on Vote for Hillary? +13
#5 - And then he did none of that  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on The difference between... -9
#6 - justtocomment (19 hours ago) [-]
www.democracy21.org/legislative-action/press-releases-legislative-action/summary-of-disclose-act-2/
It was presented at nearly every congressional session while he was in office.
It's not his fault that too many crooked politicians want to keep the status quo - as part of a democracy, he can't just force this into law.
#13 - Yeah, but realistically why would they risk that for some back…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on ADMIN... +31
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#55 - donatelo (12 hours ago) [-]
it could be a technical reason to go to war, sort of like the twin towers or pearl harbor...a country needs a reason to go to war
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#41 - dbqpdb (14 hours ago) [-]
From what I hear they want NK as a buffer between them and South Korea
#29 - Well, if you feel like it I'm down for some history  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Dear oh Dear Angela 0
#31 - schnabulator (23 hours ago) [-]
Can I get back to you later on that? I am really tired right now and I don't want go give you false infromation. I'll give you the german left point of view. A link to a short video which is a good basis to start with. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvOnXh3NN9w
#26 - Well, I didn't know that. That's kind of retarded and screws l…  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on Dear oh Dear Angela 0
#28 - schnabulator (23 hours ago) [-]
Ask austria about it they're the main route and nearly had a civil breakdown because hundred thousand of people simply walked through their land to get to ours. The last time a mass migration of this size happend was during the middel ages. I can give you a full list about what went horribly wrong and how the EU states fucked each other over.
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#29 - Maroon (23 hours ago) [-]
Well, if you feel like it I'm down for some history
#31 - schnabulator (23 hours ago) [-]
Can I get back to you later on that? I am really tired right now and I don't want go give you false infromation. I'll give you the german left point of view. A link to a short video which is a good basis to start with. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvOnXh3NN9w
#24 - An overweight woman with disturbingly unreal breasts and an ar…  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on The promised land +19
#52 - anon (19 hours ago) [-]
thats not how corset training works mate. you dont take it off and pop back to having a waist.
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#46 - distortedflare (20 hours ago) [-]
And Jesus dude she is so fucking pretentious. She hides it behind this silly charming attitude. "hell my bunnies" is a common phrase of hers. But is a spiteful and big headed cunt that turns on people the moment they no longer shower her with either money or praise.
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#25 - dinosauraids (23 hours ago) [-]
yeah see, you're thinking with your brain

most guys are thinking with their dicks
#49 - anon (19 hours ago) [-]
And then they complain about how all women are supposedly shitty, because they haven't used the right organ to think before commiting, and never even tried to go for the ones that are all right.
#5 - It's like watching monkeys trying to figure out how to get som…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2016 on the coconut of patriarchy +17
#21 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
How dare you insult monkeys like that.
#9 - Oh look, cancer 07/29/2016 on Tumblr 0
#24 - The US. We came here officially as refugees and that was our s…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2016 on Dear oh Dear Angela 0
#25 - schnabulator (23 hours ago) [-]
Thank you for beeing so fast to respond so here are the facts I just gatherd regarding the regulations to become a refugee in germany. You have to express the wish to become a refugee in our borders at the police, border control, or another offical state representive for that matter. You can not apply for asylum if you are outside our borders. You can not apply in a written way you have to come personaly. So applying at our embassy should work but I highly doubt the one in Syria is still standing/operating or anyone is free to go there. After that you have to apply at another gouverment building personaly aswell and after that we go trhough the dublin treaties and check if we may or may not responsible despite them. Than you get a temproraly "citizenship" e.g. you are allowed to stay in the district we assign you and if you move to far away from it you are out. (that was changed last year to that rule before that you had a few strikes). After the whole process we try to determine if you are indeed a refugee in our eyes. This can take months and sometimes years since it is a long and complicated system with interviews, a thorough background check and so on. You could apply as a child, go to school and live here only to get kicked out 10 years later because you got denied. That happens way more often than you might think. Those familys are often well integrated, opend up shops or went to work. Mind you these cases where before the refugee crisis.

Which makes illegal border crossing necessary to apply legaly here in germany so yeah, they still follow the law in a retarded way.
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#26 - Maroon (23 hours ago) [-]
Well, I didn't know that. That's kind of retarded and screws literally every party involved. The refugees have to first make the trip and don't know if they'll actually have a place or not. The Germans get to have potential terrorists living in their country for a decade before anyone figures out if they're legit or not. Countries bordering Germany have to deal with undocumented migrants passing through.
#28 - schnabulator (23 hours ago) [-]
Ask austria about it they're the main route and nearly had a civil breakdown because hundred thousand of people simply walked through their land to get to ours. The last time a mass migration of this size happend was during the middel ages. I can give you a full list about what went horribly wrong and how the EU states fucked each other over.
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#29 - Maroon (23 hours ago) [-]
Well, if you feel like it I'm down for some history
#31 - schnabulator (23 hours ago) [-]
Can I get back to you later on that? I am really tired right now and I don't want go give you false infromation. I'll give you the german left point of view. A link to a short video which is a good basis to start with. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvOnXh3NN9w
#4 - Wait what? Is this a really good edit or did those two actuall…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2016 on Being single +1
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#5 - vulturetim (07/29/2016) [-]
They did start dating.
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#6 - magmamax (22 hours ago) [-]
How this happend. I stop wathing it like 7 years ago. They hate each other
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#9 - vulturetim (16 hours ago) [-]
If you haven't already Googled it. Sam was interested in a different guy but was too reluctant to make the first move. Freddie tried to comfort Sam by talking about taking chances with love until Sam suddenly kissed him and the rest is history.
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#7 - stealthymuskrat (20 hours ago) [-]
You know what happens with hate. It turns into love
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