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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: NoYouCantHaveMyFacebook
Youtube Channel: ljoufhk
Steam Profile: schiffy94
Consoles Owned: A Lemon
Video Games Played: Too fucking many
X-box Gamertag: I would give you it if I had one
PSN: I would give you it if I had one
Interests: Stuff..... and things
Date Signed Up:2/05/2010
Last Login:9/21/2014
Location:Magical Jew Land
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But who could give a fuck about a kid with a dream?
'Cause stories aren't told about the ones unseen.
With the gleam in his eye, his middle finger to the sky.
Crooked smile on his face, he doesn't think he can die.

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#741 - posttwo (04/22/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
User avatar #639 - Marker ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
To all who dare step here
I am Marker.
I have been here for far too long. I am from a race of people commonly known as "oldfags". We are usually found swimming in a sea of red thumbs bitching about how the site used to be.
I suffer from a disease called Judaism. It has not been known to be fatal, but it means I am cursed to live my life loving money. There is currently no known cure.
My avatar is Hollow Ichigo with desu~ eyes. It was made c. September 2010 by TinyHeadHouse. I still use it because I like it.
I'm a Shoubro. If you don't know what that means, you are not one.
You get nothing.
You lose.
Good day sir.
#1020 - nologicmora (09/18/2014) [-]
You're wrong about stuff.
User avatar #1014 - hektoroftroy (09/17/2014) [-]
bro do you want to be in a comic I'm making?
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - Marker ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
yeah sure
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - hektoroftroy (09/17/2014) [-]
Cool, you're going to be a giant walking crayola marker
User avatar #1018 to #1017 - hektoroftroy (09/17/2014) [-]
<3 ill let you know when it's up
User avatar #1012 - whomadewho ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
there i thumbed up your porn
User avatar #1008 - SonicTeam (09/10/2014) [-]
**SonicTeam bows and respects Marker's wishes to thumb up porn**
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - Marker ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
I was trying to help a friend get one of those 7 day colored text items. I failed my mission
User avatar #1010 to #1009 - SonicTeam (09/10/2014) [-]
Had I known sooner. I vote daily on the **** page. But I could have helped if I've known sooner. Don't worry. There are other attempts.
User avatar #1011 to #1010 - Marker ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
it was at like, +142, with 45 min left by the time I sent that MM.... chances were about 50/50 from the get-go.

Ah well, it was a good gif anyway
User avatar #1013 to #1011 - SonicTeam (09/11/2014) [-]
I imagine so.
User avatar #1004 - Sasher (09/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - Marker ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
PePe's gonna get eaten
#1006 to #1005 - Sasher (09/10/2014) [-]
I hope not that fat **** probably doesnt taste good
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - Marker ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
that bitch is "The Glutton", she'll eat more than Omaeda.
#1003 - invaderdameon (09/09/2014) [-]
HI
User avatar #999 - Marker ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #1000 to #999 - Sunset (09/07/2014) [-]
flagged
User avatar #1002 to #1000 - Marker ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
you always get the get
User avatar #995 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
wiki.anime-sharing.com/hgames/index.php/Artificial_Academy
I am playing this 3D h-game and I notice the Empress's voice actor is... familiar....
and the personality is... familiar... HOLY ******* **** ***** ***** ABFEFASEF LOOK AT HER VA AND GOOGLE THE NAME HOLY ******* FUYCK YUMIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #996 to #995 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
It seems she mostly does kuuderes and the **** . Holy hell she was in tomoyo after as well as tomoyo... I... *orgasming greatly*
User avatar #997 to #996 - Marker ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
nice
in other news, I'm having trouble getting **** all back in order. At the rate it's going, we'll have all the stuff, but it won't show up in yours, time's, or my bot's contributions since the accounts were all made after the pages were imported.

Real worst case scenario I re-install the entire thing and I really don't want to do that.
#998 to #997 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
YUMIIIIIIIIIIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO   
   
Damn, well good luck.
YUMIIIIIIIIIIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn, well good luck.
#989 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
Can't access ze skype for a while. I see dat wiki is going well. Anything new I should know about/help with?
Can't access ze skype for a while. I see dat wiki is going well. Anything new I should know about/help with?
User avatar #990 to #989 - Marker ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
first explain the skype thing, then make an account on the new wiki with the same name as the old one so the import will work fully
User avatar #991 to #990 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
well I just can't get on skype right now. And yeah I'll do that in the morning if I am not hunting/busy. Next week will be extremely busy so I hope I get tomorrow free.
User avatar #992 to #991 - Marker ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
can't just like, make an account and do nothing else quick so I can import the pages?
User avatar #993 to #992 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
Sure...Holy hell The text colour on the creating an account page does not work will with blue backround.
User avatar #994 to #993 - Marker ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
yeah I gotta tweak some colors still
User avatar #971 - admin (08/30/2014) [-]
actually I take it back
I went too far overboard

i'll remod if you want

my bad
User avatar #972 to #971 - Marker ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
thanks bruh
look I'm really only just trying to help, please understand that, man
User avatar #973 to #972 - admin (08/30/2014) [-]
what mod level were you
User avatar #974 to #973 - Marker ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
3
User avatar #977 to #976 - Marker ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
oh hi
#978 to #977 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
sup capital k kunt
what you think of this thing
User avatar #979 to #978 - Marker ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
butterface
User avatar #980 to #979 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
i know, kinda ****** up her head
User avatar #981 to #980 - Marker ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
so why this thread then
#982 to #981 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
you replied before i could leave a new comment
this one is fleshed out a bit more? opinionions?
User avatar #983 to #982 - Marker ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
you just added ears
User avatar #984 to #983 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
nuh uh, fixed the nose
it was based of another drawing, funnyjunk.com/How+accurate+is+this/funny-pictures/5277411/
User avatar #985 to #984 - Marker ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
the gif version's not bad
tho that other stickied one...... yeeeeeeh
User avatar #986 to #985 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
r u implying heads dont pivot side to side
User avatar #987 to #986 - Marker ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm implying implications that were once implied by Vlad the Implier
User avatar #988 to #987 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
r00d
User avatar #964 - Sasher (08/27/2014) [-]
Well, looks like Bleach isnt going to be posted every Wednesday now.
User avatar #965 to #964 - Marker ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
yeah, from what I heard it might be a day or so later because of this piracy crackdown. Honestly I'm just waiting for all these sites to lose their manga so I have incentive to subscribe to WSJA.
User avatar #966 to #965 - Sasher (08/27/2014) [-]
Well honestly its not that bad, its just now instead of every Wednesday its gonna be something like every Saturday. So we just gotta wait a few days before we go back to the regular week long wait. Lets just hope the crackdown doesnt become anything worse.
User avatar #968 to #967 - Sasher (08/28/2014) [-]
Well it came sooner than expected, also what the hell whats with all these people with the ability to control people I DONT LIKE PEOPLE CONTROLLING PEOPLE I LIKE PEOPLE BEING PEOPLE.
#969 to #968 - Marker ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
IT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
User avatar #975 to #969 - Sasher (08/30/2014) [-]
Also who was Matsumoto fighting before she became a zombie?
#970 to #969 - Sasher (08/28/2014) [-]
mfw that power
User avatar #958 - ashedust (08/20/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #959 to #958 - Marker ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #960 to #959 - ashedust (08/20/2014) [-]
Because you stole my job =(

I was make 26.38 an hour for like... 3 or 4 hours a week and then suddenly you're there and I get like no hours...

User avatar #952 to #951 - Marker ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
your one of those people that likes to hold grudges, are't you?
User avatar #953 to #952 - woodlandcritters (08/20/2014) [-]
You're one of those fags who can't spell right?
User avatar #954 to #953 - Marker ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
oh no you caught a typo
do you run to your mommy when someone calls you a faggot?
User avatar #956 to #955 - Marker ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
you're pretty pathetic, actually
User avatar #944 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
Aaaand boned.
User avatar #945 to #944 - Marker ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
hwat
User avatar #946 to #945 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
I accidentally commented on addy's profile.

I'm so b&
User avatar #947 to #946 - Marker ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
wait how the.....
User avatar #948 to #947 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
I accidentally the comment
#941 - hellscythe (08/19/2014) [-]
so how many times have you been mentioned because someone shoved one of you up their bum
ive totally never done that before
User avatar #942 to #941 - Marker ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
not that many, but after it happened maybe once I made a joke about it
since then...... well you saw the post
#943 to #942 - hellscythe (08/19/2014) [-]
im surprised about that markers are good for that
User avatar #938 - tehbestever (08/18/2014) [-]
you know what to do
User avatar #939 to #938 - Marker ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
so what, I just gotta not talk to phan unless really necessary and I'm in the clear?
User avatar #940 to #939 - tehbestever (08/18/2014) [-]
basically
User avatar #931 - novabird (08/17/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #932 to #931 - Marker ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
yes?
User avatar #933 to #932 - novabird (08/17/2014) [-]
questioning random friend request.
User avatar #934 to #933 - Marker ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
because I realized you were never on my list for some reason
come on man you didn't forget me already did you
User avatar #935 to #934 - novabird (08/17/2014) [-]
i know you, i'm just really paranoid of random invites.
i use my profile like a sanctuary of sorts to keep the peace there after all.
User avatar #936 to #935 - Marker ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
glad to know I'm just a random guy, then
User avatar #937 to #936 - novabird (08/17/2014) [-]
you aren't random, the invite was random and without context.
User avatar #920 - tigery (08/08/2014) [-]
Thank you for that new format for items... that is a whole lot easier to work with
User avatar #961 to #920 - Marker ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
bluh sorry I never responded
yeah that's a template, makes **** a ton easier. I gotta play with it still, actually, but I also start the semester soon. I just gotta reorganize some code. as you can tell it's usable anyway....
#917 - Sasher (08/06/2014) [-]
My sides are reaching orbital speed
#921 to #918 - Sasher (08/09/2014) [-]
************** **** so I finally finished all that (well all the good endings anyway) and right now here are my thoughts on each path.

Hanako: Was great, wouldve been better if they continued it.
Lilly: **** yes this was amazing best one 10/10 would play again.
Emi: Was pretty good. anal
Rin: Ehhh....
Shizune: **** that **** , that **** sucked balls
User avatar #922 to #921 - Marker ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Did you read the Hanako epilogue I linked last time?
User avatar #923 to #922 - Sasher (08/09/2014) [-]
Weeeeeeeeeeeelllll I started reading a bit at first, and then I kinda got distracted. I still have the tab open with the epilogue, and despite me wanting to read it, the giant wall of text also frightens me. Since I'm not much of a fan of said walls of text, I'm considering taking the time to read it when I'm somewhere and need something to do to pass the time. Although I don't mind any spoilers about it. So don't be afraid of saying anything that might spoil it, I don't mind.
User avatar #924 to #923 - Marker ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I'd actually have to go back and read it again, but from what I remember, it gives a little more of a (fan-made) insight on Hanako's feelings for Hisao, and ends a little more satisfyingly. I'd definitely recommend reading it at some point, though I'd actually recommend doing her route in the pre-alpha more. Holy **** it was not only the original plan for her route, it was so much of a better story. Shizune's route was apparently also far more filled out. The reason the final product was such a bad story is the differences in opinions in the writers. I still gotta do her beta route, myself, but it's much more of a story, and isn't just one choice and done.
#925 to #924 - Sasher (08/09/2014) [-]
How much in difference do the alpha and beta compare to the final products stories? And I don't know if I can do those to be honest, doing the stories for all the girls in this game took an entire week alone, and I only did the good endings.
User avatar #926 to #925 - Marker ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I don't know about the other three girls, and I've only heard about Shizune's. Now for Hanako, the story really is worlds different (act 1 is still the same). The original way it was supposed to go was that her route would only lead to bad endings, and three of them, and her good ending (dubbed the "True Route"), was actually a branch off of Lilly's. The editor for the pre-alpha wasn't really sure how based on what he could piece together, so all you'd really have to do is go to Hanako's and you see his note with the option of what you want to see.

Anywho, this good ending was also just much better than the final version, and I really think it should have been the final version, but I digress. Sweeter ending, funnier at the best times, I could go on, but I'd end up using up my entire character count.
#927 to #926 - Sasher (08/13/2014) [-]
Just realized Katawa Shoujo is a 4chan game. The name "Four Leaf Studios" makes a lot more sense now.
User avatar #928 to #927 - Marker ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Yeah but it wasn't made by /b/tards, so it came out well
User avatar #929 to #928 - Sasher (08/13/2014) [-]
A game by /b/... I dont know if it would even be playable.
also god damn obon week
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