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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: NoYouCantHaveMyFacebook
Youtube Channel: ljoufhk
Steam Profile: schiffy94
Consoles Owned: A Lemon
Video Games Played: Too fucking many
X-box Gamertag: I would give you it if I had one
PSN: I would give you it if I had one
Interests: Stuff..... and things
Date Signed Up:2/05/2010
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Magical Jew Land
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But who could give a fuck about a kid with a dream?
'Cause stories aren't told about the ones unseen.
With the gleam in his eye, his middle finger to the sky.
Crooked smile on his face, he doesn't think he can die.

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#741 - posttwo (04/22/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
User avatar #639 - Marker (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
To all who dare step here
I am Marker.
I have been here for far too long. I am from a race of people commonly known as "oldfags". We are usually found swimming in a sea of red thumbs bitching about how the site used to be.
I suffer from a disease called Judaism. It has not been known to be fatal, but it means I am cursed to live my life loving money. There is currently no known cure.
My avatar is Hollow Ichigo with desu~ eyes. It was made c. September 2010 by TinyHeadHouse. I still use it because I like it.
I'm a Shoubro. If you don't know what that means, you are not one.
You get nothing.
You lose.
Good day sir.
User avatar #1026 - Marker (18 hours ago) [-]
snipys timetravelzero

I had to redo some **** on the wiki
When you get this mention, make your accounts before I import **** this time

User avatar #1023 - snipys (22 hours ago) [-]
Wow what an ass. See this is what is wrong with this site, admin hires ********* mods that go around banning people for "omg anime boobs lol" what an asshole. i didn't even see those boobs you jerk! What the hell are cancerous faggots like you banning people for one image! Please go jerk off admin and then probly kill yourself okay? u suck.

<3
User avatar #1025 to #1023 - Marker (21 hours ago) [-]
site may be down for a bit, I'm attempting to reinstall everything from scratch to fix these errors I've been having, and it includes backing everything up, deleting it from the server, adding it back over, and reinstalling
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - Marker (22 hours ago) [-]
<4
#1020 - nologicmora (09/18/2014) [-]
You're wrong about stuff.
User avatar #1014 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
bro do you want to be in a comic I'm making?
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - Marker (09/17/2014) [-]
yeah sure
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Cool, you're going to be a giant walking crayola marker
User avatar #1018 to #1017 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
<3 ill let you know when it's up
User avatar #1012 - whomadewho (09/10/2014) [-]
there i thumbed up your porn
User avatar #1008 - SonicTeam (09/10/2014) [-]
**SonicTeam bows and respects Marker's wishes to thumb up porn**
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - Marker (09/10/2014) [-]
I was trying to help a friend get one of those 7 day colored text items. I failed my mission
User avatar #1010 to #1009 - SonicTeam (09/10/2014) [-]
Had I known sooner. I vote daily on the **** page. But I could have helped if I've known sooner. Don't worry. There are other attempts.
User avatar #1011 to #1010 - Marker (09/10/2014) [-]
it was at like, +142, with 45 min left by the time I sent that MM.... chances were about 50/50 from the get-go.

Ah well, it was a good gif anyway
User avatar #1013 to #1011 - SonicTeam (09/11/2014) [-]
I imagine so.
User avatar #1004 - Sasher (09/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - Marker (09/10/2014) [-]
PePe's gonna get eaten
#1006 to #1005 - Sasher (09/10/2014) [-]
I hope not that fat **** probably doesnt taste good
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - Marker (09/10/2014) [-]
that bitch is "The Glutton", she'll eat more than Omaeda.
#1003 - invaderdameon (09/09/2014) [-]
HI
User avatar #1000 to #999 - Sunset (09/07/2014) [-]
flagged
User avatar #1002 to #1000 - Marker (09/07/2014) [-]
you always get the get
User avatar #995 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
wiki.anime-sharing.com/hgames/index.php/Artificial_Academy
I am playing this 3D h-game and I notice the Empress's voice actor is... familiar....
and the personality is... familiar... HOLY ******* **** ***** ***** ABFEFASEF LOOK AT HER VA AND GOOGLE THE NAME HOLY ******* FUYCK YUMIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #996 to #995 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
It seems she mostly does kuuderes and the **** . Holy hell she was in tomoyo after as well as tomoyo... I... *orgasming greatly*
User avatar #997 to #996 - Marker (09/06/2014) [-]
nice
in other news, I'm having trouble getting **** all back in order. At the rate it's going, we'll have all the stuff, but it won't show up in yours, time's, or my bot's contributions since the accounts were all made after the pages were imported.

Real worst case scenario I re-install the entire thing and I really don't want to do that.
#998 to #997 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
YUMIIIIIIIIIIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO   
   
Damn, well good luck.
YUMIIIIIIIIIIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn, well good luck.
#989 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
Can't access ze skype for a while. I see dat wiki is going well. Anything new I should know about/help with?
Can't access ze skype for a while. I see dat wiki is going well. Anything new I should know about/help with?
User avatar #990 to #989 - Marker (09/06/2014) [-]
first explain the skype thing, then make an account on the new wiki with the same name as the old one so the import will work fully
User avatar #991 to #990 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
well I just can't get on skype right now. And yeah I'll do that in the morning if I am not hunting/busy. Next week will be extremely busy so I hope I get tomorrow free.
User avatar #992 to #991 - Marker (09/06/2014) [-]
can't just like, make an account and do nothing else quick so I can import the pages?
User avatar #993 to #992 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
Sure...Holy hell The text colour on the creating an account page does not work will with blue backround.
User avatar #994 to #993 - Marker (09/06/2014) [-]
yeah I gotta tweak some colors still
User avatar #971 - admin (08/30/2014) [-]
actually I take it back
I went too far overboard

i'll remod if you want

my bad
User avatar #972 to #971 - Marker (08/30/2014) [-]
thanks bruh
look I'm really only just trying to help, please understand that, man
User avatar #973 to #972 - admin (08/30/2014) [-]
what mod level were you
User avatar #976 to #974 - warioteam ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #977 to #976 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
oh hi
#978 to #977 - warioteam ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
sup capital k kunt
what you think of this thing
User avatar #979 to #978 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
butterface
User avatar #980 to #979 - warioteam ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
i know, kinda ****** up her head
User avatar #981 to #980 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
so why this thread then
#982 to #981 - warioteam ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
you replied before i could leave a new comment
this one is fleshed out a bit more? opinionions?
User avatar #983 to #982 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
you just added ears
User avatar #984 to #983 - warioteam ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
nuh uh, fixed the nose
it was based of another drawing, funnyjunk.com/How+accurate+is+this/funny-pictures/5277411/
User avatar #985 to #984 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
the gif version's not bad
tho that other stickied one...... yeeeeeeh
User avatar #986 to #985 - warioteam ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
r u implying heads dont pivot side to side
User avatar #987 to #986 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm implying implications that were once implied by Vlad the Implier
User avatar #988 to #987 - warioteam ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
r00d
User avatar #964 - Sasher (08/27/2014) [-]
Well, looks like Bleach isnt going to be posted every Wednesday now.
User avatar #965 to #964 - Marker (08/27/2014) [-]
yeah, from what I heard it might be a day or so later because of this piracy crackdown. Honestly I'm just waiting for all these sites to lose their manga so I have incentive to subscribe to WSJA.
User avatar #966 to #965 - Sasher (08/27/2014) [-]
Well honestly its not that bad, its just now instead of every Wednesday its gonna be something like every Saturday. So we just gotta wait a few days before we go back to the regular week long wait. Lets just hope the crackdown doesnt become anything worse.
User avatar #968 to #967 - Sasher (08/28/2014) [-]
Well it came sooner than expected, also what the hell whats with all these people with the ability to control people I DONT LIKE PEOPLE CONTROLLING PEOPLE I LIKE PEOPLE BEING PEOPLE.
#969 to #968 - Marker (08/28/2014) [-]
IT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
User avatar #975 to #969 - Sasher (08/30/2014) [-]
Also who was Matsumoto fighting before she became a zombie?
#970 to #969 - Sasher (08/28/2014) [-]
mfw that power
User avatar #958 - ashedust (08/20/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #959 to #958 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #960 to #959 - ashedust (08/20/2014) [-]
Because you stole my job =(

I was make 26.38 an hour for like... 3 or 4 hours a week and then suddenly you're there and I get like no hours...

User avatar #952 to #951 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
your one of those people that likes to hold grudges, are't you?
User avatar #953 to #952 - woodlandcritters (08/20/2014) [-]
You're one of those fags who can't spell right?
User avatar #954 to #953 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
oh no you caught a typo
do you run to your mommy when someone calls you a faggot?
User avatar #956 to #955 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
you're pretty pathetic, actually
User avatar #944 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
Aaaand boned.
User avatar #945 to #944 - Marker (08/19/2014) [-]
hwat
User avatar #946 to #945 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
I accidentally commented on addy's profile.

I'm so b&
User avatar #947 to #946 - Marker (08/19/2014) [-]
wait how the.....
User avatar #948 to #947 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
I accidentally the comment
#941 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
so how many times have you been mentioned because someone shoved one of you up their bum
ive totally never done that before
User avatar #942 to #941 - Marker (08/19/2014) [-]
not that many, but after it happened maybe once I made a joke about it
since then...... well you saw the post
#943 to #942 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
im surprised about that markers are good for that
User avatar #962 to #943 - applecopy ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
wtf
User avatar #938 - tehbestever (08/18/2014) [-]
you know what to do
User avatar #939 to #938 - Marker (08/18/2014) [-]
so what, I just gotta not talk to phan unless really necessary and I'm in the clear?
User avatar #940 to #939 - tehbestever (08/18/2014) [-]
basically
User avatar #931 - novabird ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #932 to #931 - Marker (08/17/2014) [-]
yes?
User avatar #933 to #932 - novabird ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
questioning random friend request.
User avatar #934 to #933 - Marker (08/17/2014) [-]
because I realized you were never on my list for some reason
come on man you didn't forget me already did you
User avatar #935 to #934 - novabird ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i know you, i'm just really paranoid of random invites.
i use my profile like a sanctuary of sorts to keep the peace there after all.
User avatar #936 to #935 - Marker (08/17/2014) [-]
glad to know I'm just a random guy, then
User avatar #937 to #936 - novabird ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
you aren't random, the invite was random and without context.
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