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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: NoYouCantHaveMyFacebook
Youtube Channel: ljoufhk
Steam Profile: schiffy94
Consoles Owned: A Lemon
Video Games Played: Too fucking many
X-box Gamertag: I would give you it if I had one
PSN: I would give you it if I had one
Interests: Stuff..... and things
Date Signed Up:2/05/2010
Last Login:8/01/2014
Location:Magical Jew Land
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But who could give a fuck about a kid with a dream?
'Cause stories aren't told about the ones unseen.
With the gleam in his eye, his middle finger to the sky.
Crooked smile on his face, he doesn't think he can die.

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#741 - posttwo (04/22/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
User avatar #639 - Marker ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
To all who dare step here
I am Marker.
I have been here for far too long. I am from a race of people commonly known as "oldfags". We are usually found swimming in a sea of red thumbs bitching about how the site used to be.
I suffer from a disease called Judaism. It has not been known to be fatal, but it means I am cursed to live my life loving money. There is currently no known cure.
My avatar is Hollow Ichigo with desu~ eyes. It was made c. September 2010 by TinyHeadHouse. I still use it because I like it.
I'm a Shoubro. If you don't know what that means, you are not one.
You get nothing.
You lose.
Good day sir.
User avatar #893 to #892 - Marker ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
respond to my rage u fak
User avatar #889 - maybetraffy (07/22/2014) [-]
hork hork
User avatar #890 to #889 - Marker ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
meep meep
#887 - samoaspider (07/22/2014) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #888 to #887 - Marker ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
well my head's not sticking out of a toilet, so things are already going better for me than that guy
User avatar #870 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Hey there
#871 to #870 - Marker ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
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#876 to #875 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
So.. How ya been?
User avatar #877 to #876 - Marker ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Uh... good.... I guess..... have we met?
User avatar #878 to #877 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh...
I guess it's good you've been good...
We have met though.. Long time ago..
User avatar #879 to #878 - Marker ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
you seem so familiar..... fuck. my memory is being shit right now
#880 to #879 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
NO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT   
IT'S FINE   
I'M FORGETTABLE    
I GET IT
NO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
IT'S FINE
I'M FORGETTABLE
I GET IT
User avatar #881 to #880 - Marker ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Aww now you made me feel bad. Can I have a hint
#882 to #881 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I used to be relevant
When lolicon was A-OK, I posted loads
User avatar #883 to #882 - Marker ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
remember way back when when NSFW didn't die off after any amount of time?
User avatar #884 to #883 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I do
Those were the days.
User avatar #885 to #884 - Marker ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Coldplay - Paradise (Peponi) African Style (ft. guest artist, Alex Boye) - ThePianoGuys Twister - The World Ends With You Soundtrack Cool, Cool, Considerate Men - 1776 (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) well I've run out of shit to talk about and I'm probably going to bed soon. Have some music.
User avatar #886 to #885 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Night Marker
#868 - abstractpink (07/18/2014) [-]
That sticky is so cringy, it's fascinating me, mister
#869 to #868 - Marker ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
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#866 - Sasher ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #867 to #866 - Marker ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
I still can't tell if she was hiding inside Orihime's tits or not.
User avatar #863 - snipys ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
**snipys stalks marker internally**
User avatar #864 to #863 - Marker ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
**snipys is a faggot stalker bitch**
User avatar #865 to #864 - snipys ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
How you do teh magics?
#859 to #853 - slentard (07/15/2014) [-]
This will make a fine addition to my collection
User avatar #860 to #859 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
lol
#851 - fabretradocftfw (07/14/2014) [-]
your better off waiting until you have at least 1k next time.
User avatar #852 to #851 - Marker ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah probably
I don't touch the game that often
User avatar #848 - alekksandar (07/11/2014) [-]
FUICK YOURE ASSE I WIL FUCK IT UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT BUT GAPING HOLE FUL OF SPERM WHITE JUICY SPERM YOU STUPID FAGOT FUCK FUCK FAGOT

U BETER COVER UR ASSE BECUSE CALOOBY IS KOMMING IN UR ASSE YOU DUMB FUNK

I WILL RAPE UR ASS MMMMMMM JUICY ASS PRETTYY ASS SWEATY ASS

I WIL RAPE DAT ASS !!!!! URE ASE IS MY TO FUKK!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #856 to #848 - slentard (07/15/2014) [-]
Been there done that. Not much to brag about to be honest
User avatar #858 to #856 - Marker ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
my ass will never be the same
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User avatar #850 to #848 - timetravelzero (07/12/2014) [-]
I am very confused.
User avatar #849 to #848 - Marker ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I... uh.... what?
User avatar #857 to #849 - slentard (07/15/2014) [-]
Løl
#837 - Sasher ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
All of my what
#838 to #837 - Marker ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
I was like, half awake this morning, reading the chapter on my phone in bed, and then I saw that page

MFW
User avatar #839 to #838 - Sasher ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
"I know this smell, I could recognize this smell anywhere."
Jokes aside, its not that surprising coming from Yumichika honestly, but I did not expect Kubo to make it this blatant.
User avatar #840 to #839 - Marker ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Dude's got..... quite the nose, though.
#841 to #840 - Sasher ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Mhm, although I'm not sure if he said that just to piss her off, or maybe she is really a guy. I hope not.
User avatar #842 to #841 - Marker ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Well, her reaction speaks volumes. She was thrown off by her first statement, which is natural, but as soon as he said the thing about semen, instead of just rebutting (or uh.... providing proof otherwise?), she was pretty quick to do nothing but summon Dead-Bambi and attack. Even if it's not exactly what Yumichika was saying, she's clearly hiding something.
#843 to #842 - Sasher ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Something involving semen. inb4 because shes a massive slut
User avatar #844 to #843 - Marker ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
well a thing I just came up with was... uh.... futanari
#846 to #845 - Marker ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
There will be many in the coming chapters
#847 to #846 - Sasher ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm prepared.
I'm prepared.
User avatar #833 - mrsnowballs (07/10/2014) [-]
That's a nice text color
User avatar #835 to #834 - mrsnowballs (07/10/2014) [-]
that's the one true color. You know it, I know it, joshlol knows it. Yellow is our lord and savior
#826 - miia ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
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#827 to #826 - Marker ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
That's actually not even why I have this username
#828 to #827 - miia ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
why then?
User avatar #829 to #828 - Marker ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
nickname by highschool friends from being named Marc
the same friends then later played Dead Space

Get mentioned in Dead Space threads and related comments all the time though
User avatar #830 to #829 - miia ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
i get mentioned in monster musume threads too
#831 to #830 - Marker ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
I can't even negin to imagine why that would be.....
User avatar #832 to #831 - Marker ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
begin*
fuck
User avatar #821 - Sasher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
If this becomes a 'saving Ishida' arc Im going to be mildly upset.
User avatar #822 to #821 - Marker ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I prefer "kick his ass and drag him back"
User avatar #823 to #822 - Sasher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Idk, I kinda have the feeling he is going to be killed, or die somehow, before this all ends.
User avatar #824 to #823 - Marker ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Well I mean look, the guy he's joined up with is the very reason his mother is dead. Dude's got something up his sleeve, and Yhwach knows what it is. If anyone's gonna kill him it's gonna be theBigg Boss of the Quincy.
User avatar #825 to #824 - Sasher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
On a side note, Im kinda relieved the three didnt just teleport away from the fight to just go off and chill somewhere. I wonder if maybe we'll get to see the Soul King soon.
User avatar #817 - syrianassassin (06/27/2014) [-]
guez wut
User avatar #816 - jingleforth (06/27/2014) [-]
hi, who r u?
User avatar #818 to #816 - Marker ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
a person of sorts
User avatar #819 to #818 - jingleforth (06/27/2014) [-]
Why'd you add me?
User avatar #820 to #819 - Marker ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
i add a lot of people
#815 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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#801 to #799 - timetravelzero (06/22/2014) [-]
This can only end well...
This can only end well...
#800 to #799 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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#803 to #802 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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#804 to #803 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I found many .gifs
I found many .gifs
#805 to #804 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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#806 to #805 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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#807 to #806 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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#808 to #807 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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#809 to #808 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
More of these for other characters if you want.
#810 to #809 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #794 - meelo (06/21/2014) [-]
Hi How have you been?
User avatar #795 to #794 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Pretty good despite the fact that my plans to take over the world have been at a standstill
User avatar #796 to #795 - meelo (06/21/2014) [-]
Awh damn. Sorry to hear that. What were you planning?
User avatar #797 to #796 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Eh, main problem is Russia won't give in to my demands.
User avatar #798 to #797 - meelo (06/21/2014) [-]
Did you try offering them warmth?
#792 - snipys ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**snipys passes out in puddle of cum and drool on this profile as well**
User avatar #793 to #792 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**Marker throws the homeless bum out of his house**
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