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#82 - Thumbs aren't worth money. They mean nothing. Grow up. …  [+] (3 new replies) 29 minutes ago on Opinion on reposts +3
#84 - ackbobthedead (26 minutes ago) [-]
Money isn't worth anything more than a leaf. It's only worth what we imagine it's worth. Mind over matter, I guess.
#88 - defeateroffourchan (15 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah except the government makes dollars worth something and not a leaf, so it is worth something. You cant imagine something being worth nothing and just get what you want you hipster homo
#89 - ackbobthedead (12 minutes ago) [-]
It's only worth something because we SAY IT DOES! It only has power because we believe it does! If everyone started trading items rather than using money to buy stuff then dollar bills would have no worth. get it? mind over matter? and I'm not a hipster, you fucking dick.
#90 - Well, 2x0 is still 0, so technically, it was still twice as funny. 33 minutes ago on Ideas 0
#90 - I thought Friday was Frigga. I could be wrong, though. 50 minutes ago on Days Of Our Lives 0
#14 - Not at all. My friends started dubbing me with the nickname Ma… 57 minutes ago on Schrodingers Cat 0
#1028 - I respectfully disagree with that. I have no problem with anyo… 59 minutes ago on zlamous's profile 0
#313 - And now your grammar is failing you. Even more to prove your s…  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Deal or no deal 0
User avatar #314 - thatstraightop (21 hours ago) [-]
And when did grammar weaken someone's argument? Sorry, I don't understand. You do something pointless, and I say how time wasting that was. Now I'm a troll, idiot, and up my own ass? Go and annoy someone with less intelligence than me.
#311 - Still, that line has been used multiple times on this site, so…  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on Deal or no deal 0
User avatar #312 - thatstraightop (21 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, insulting someone makes you up your own ass now?
User avatar #313 - Marker (21 hours ago) [-]
And now your grammar is failing you. Even more to prove your stupidity.
User avatar #314 - thatstraightop (21 hours ago) [-]
And when did grammar weaken someone's argument? Sorry, I don't understand. You do something pointless, and I say how time wasting that was. Now I'm a troll, idiot, and up my own ass? Go and annoy someone with less intelligence than me.
#303 - I was simply pointing out something irrelevant. You reply. I r…  [+] (5 new replies) 21 hours ago on Deal or no deal 0
User avatar #305 - thatstraightop (21 hours ago) [-]
I don't watch Family Guy. And what you said in the first place didn't make one bit of difference.
User avatar #311 - Marker (21 hours ago) [-]
Still, that line has been used multiple times on this site, so I figured others on this site would understand it. You call me six, and then you claim I'm a dumbass. Get your head out of your ass.
User avatar #312 - thatstraightop (21 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, insulting someone makes you up your own ass now?
User avatar #313 - Marker (21 hours ago) [-]
And now your grammar is failing you. Even more to prove your stupidity.
User avatar #314 - thatstraightop (21 hours ago) [-]
And when did grammar weaken someone's argument? Sorry, I don't understand. You do something pointless, and I say how time wasting that was. Now I'm a troll, idiot, and up my own ass? Go and annoy someone with less intelligence than me.
#43 - an SNL episode from a couple of weeks ago. Jason Sedakis on th…  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on confess 0
#44 - aleissaksa (21 hours ago) [-]
Thank u!
#298 - I mention that my phone has a currency converter, and then I q…  [+] (7 new replies) 21 hours ago on Deal or no deal +1
User avatar #300 - thatstraightop (21 hours ago) [-]
I'm not even a troll. You're just making yourself look like a dumbass.
User avatar #303 - Marker (21 hours ago) [-]
I was simply pointing out something irrelevant. You reply. I reply back with an old quote. You call me out. Who's the dumbass?
User avatar #305 - thatstraightop (21 hours ago) [-]
I don't watch Family Guy. And what you said in the first place didn't make one bit of difference.
User avatar #311 - Marker (21 hours ago) [-]
Still, that line has been used multiple times on this site, so I figured others on this site would understand it. You call me six, and then you claim I'm a dumbass. Get your head out of your ass.
User avatar #312 - thatstraightop (21 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, insulting someone makes you up your own ass now?
User avatar #313 - Marker (21 hours ago) [-]
And now your grammar is failing you. Even more to prove your stupidity.
User avatar #314 - thatstraightop (21 hours ago) [-]
And when did grammar weaken someone's argument? Sorry, I don't understand. You do something pointless, and I say how time wasting that was. Now I'm a troll, idiot, and up my own ass? Go and annoy someone with less intelligence than me.
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#262 - Sunset ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
#264 to #262 - Marker (04/08/2012) [-]
Thanks!
Thanks!
#259 - dguitarhero (01/15/2012) [-]
**dguitarhero rolled a random image posted in comment #1384441 at FJ Pony Thread ** you better hope whatever i rolled is cool, because im not removing it
User avatar #260 to #259 - dguitarhero (01/15/2012) [-]
**dguitarhero rolls 132,752,650** and now your profile is 20% less cool ._.
#261 to #260 - Marker (01/15/2012) [-]
This is me giving a fuck
This is me giving a fuck
User avatar #256 - techketzer (10/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for telling me how to avoid the wordfilters.
Have one internet. :D
#257 to #256 - Marker (10/12/2011) [-]
and here's one for you as well.
User avatar #258 to #257 - techketzer (10/12/2011) [-]
Yay! :D
User avatar #246 - Deavas ONLINE (09/23/2011) [-]
all this time. you were one of the first 10 on my friends list. over a year now. and im just now realizing your avatar is the evil Ichigo. woww.
User avatar #247 to #246 - Marker (09/23/2011) [-]
took you this long to realize? lulz
User avatar #248 to #247 - Deavas ONLINE (09/23/2011) [-]
actually this is probably the first time ive seen your avatar since first discovering bleach a couple months ago, so i think i did good :D
User avatar #249 to #248 - Marker (09/23/2011) [-]
are you caught up with it?
User avatar #250 to #249 - Deavas ONLINE (09/23/2011) [-]
ya i like. im on ep 90
User avatar #230 - ubertobi **User deleted account** (04/08/2011) [-]
:/

any particular reason you removed me? :C
User avatar #231 to #230 - Marker (04/08/2011) [-]
You insulted the first gen of pokemon >:(
User avatar #232 to #231 - ubertobi **User deleted account** (04/08/2011) [-]
but i love all the generations of pokemon D:

i didnt mean anything hostile :C
User avatar #233 to #232 - Marker (04/08/2011) [-]
And this just goes to show it's fun to scare people by randomly removing them from your friends list.
User avatar #234 to #233 - ubertobi **User deleted account** (04/08/2011) [-]
lol :D
User avatar #225 - pupito (04/04/2011) [-]
I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND YOU.
User avatar #226 to #225 - Marker (04/04/2011) [-]
My FJ name is IN my facebook profile. how hard could it have been!?
User avatar #227 to #226 - pupito (04/04/2011) [-]
really? SHIT.
xD
User avatar #228 to #227 - Marker (04/04/2011) [-]
find my profile on facebook, and you'll see in parentheses next to my name the word "Marker"
#229 to #228 - pupito (04/04/2011) [-]
the only time i ever looked at your profile was when i was on my phone. it doesn't show that -.-
User avatar #218 - mrmalicious (03/09/2011) [-]
Hey there,
My new comp!
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1786344/Forever+Alone+Comp/
Mind thumbing for me?
Thumbed some of your content. :)
Happy funnyjunking! <3

PS: Love the avatar.
User avatar #216 - GreenEggsAndHam (02/04/2011) [-]
DAMN! MY SOUL!
User avatar #217 to #216 - Marker (02/04/2011) [-]
Yes... now your soul belongs to me...... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User avatar #208 - TheUsername (01/23/2011) [-]
Can you please post your FMA: Ed X Winry in your profile pictures? :]
User avatar #209 to #208 - Marker (01/23/2011) [-]
Doing that now, thanks for the idea, they'll be all up within half an hour
User avatar #210 to #209 - TheUsername (01/23/2011) [-]
WOOOO THANK YOU! :D
User avatar #211 to #210 - Marker (01/23/2011) [-]
I put up all the ones that have been 245 hour'd
User avatar #212 to #211 - Marker (01/23/2011) [-]
24*
User avatar #213 to #212 - TheUsername (01/23/2011) [-]
okay :] i love you! [nohomo]
User avatar #205 - whomadewho (01/20/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #206 to #205 - Marker (01/20/2011) [-]
hello, good sir
User avatar #202 - deadguyseven (01/20/2011) [-]
cant wait for next FMA thing ;D
User avatar #203 to #202 - Marker (01/20/2011) [-]
Tomorrow, man, i'm going to bed
User avatar #204 to #203 - deadguyseven (01/20/2011) [-]
k night
User avatar #207 to #204 - Marker (01/20/2011) [-]
It's up now
#181 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (01/15/2011) [-]
hello good chap
#182 to #181 - Marker (01/15/2011) [-]
Hello, mate
#183 to #182 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (01/15/2011) [-]
need a dispencer here
#184 to #183 - Marker (01/15/2011) [-]
*facestab*
User avatar #185 to #184 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (01/16/2011) [-]
did tiny head horse get banned
#186 to #185 - Marker (01/16/2011) [-]
Read this, it's not the full convo, but it's the better portion of it
#187 to #186 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (01/16/2011) [-]
yea i went to his accout to see it i was just cheaking in with you to see if he got banned or not
User avatar #188 to #187 - Marker (01/16/2011) [-]
IP banned, not permabanned (like what happened to RL) because Byakuran hated him. But apparently he left about a day before he was hacked and banned, so it "didn't make a difference." Like i said there, i've just had it with the drama on this site. I came here for comedy, not drama. If i wanted drama, i'd turn on TNT
User avatar #189 to #188 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (01/16/2011) [-]
yea thats why i try to post funny things and stay out of the drama and if there is drama i go play some adult games
User avatar #190 to #189 - Marker (01/16/2011) [-]
Yep, the problem with him being gone isn't the drama, it's that he had some funny shit on here. But hey, i'll give him a few weeks before he gets back and fixes this shit with the IP ban. Apparently, Byakuran hacked RenaRyuga as well, and now has the account flightlessangel
User avatar #191 to #190 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (01/16/2011) [-]
god sometimes fj can be a pain im just glad im not allways on i mean it's a pain in the ass to see good people geting hacked and banned :l
User avatar #192 to #191 - Marker (01/16/2011) [-]
Frankly, i think someone should hack Byakuran to give him a taste of his own medicine (cliche phrase, i know). He deserves it.
User avatar #193 to #192 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (01/16/2011) [-]
yea i know he does and thats gives me another reason to stop posting because if it gets front page and you get frontpage alot then your going to get hacked
User avatar #194 to #193 - Marker (01/16/2011) [-]
I wouldn't say so, i think he only was hacking the people involved in some sort of relationship with THH. As you and i only know him through this site, i don't think he gives two shits about us.
User avatar #195 to #194 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (01/16/2011) [-]
ahh thank god because i really worked hard to get where i am even though im not that far im still doing pretty well
User avatar #196 to #195 - Marker (01/16/2011) [-]
Same, almost level 28 at almost a year as a user. Compared to most, though, that's slower than slowpoke himself
User avatar #197 to #196 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (01/16/2011) [-]
ah yea i almost been a year on fj and im just trying to catch up to my rival
User avatar #198 to #197 - Marker (01/16/2011) [-]
SUPERLUIGIANDSHADOW?
User avatar #199 to #198 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (01/16/2011) [-]
hahaha no but that does sound worthy
User avatar #200 to #199 - Marker (01/16/2011) [-]
I mean, hey, look at Quarma, got to level 28 in 15 days, back when 28 was the highest level.
#201 to #200 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (01/16/2011) [-]
yea and thats why i posted alot of things everyday
User avatar #174 - ubertobi **User deleted account** (01/11/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #175 to #174 - Marker (01/11/2011) [-]
Hullooooooooooooo Zeeba Neyba....
User avatar #176 to #175 - ubertobi **User deleted account** (01/11/2011) [-]
lol was eve online before i got on?
User avatar #177 to #176 - Marker (01/11/2011) [-]
who?
User avatar #178 to #177 - ubertobi **User deleted account** (01/11/2011) [-]
my gf... ubereve
User avatar #179 to #178 - Marker (01/11/2011) [-]
can't say i know her
User avatar #180 to #179 - ubertobi **User deleted account** (01/11/2011) [-]
well at least she hasnt cussed you out be glad of that :P
User avatar #214 to #180 - Parrot (01/26/2011) [-]
Your hand's name is ubereve? :o
User avatar #215 to #214 - ubertobi **User deleted account** (01/26/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #171 - kanny **User deleted account** (12/30/2010) [-]
im boredddd entertain me!!!
#172 to #171 - Marker (12/30/2010) [-]
this should work for about 5 minutes.
this should work for about 5 minutes.
User avatar #173 to #172 - kanny **User deleted account** (12/30/2010) [-]
yay!!!!
*5 minutes later*
awww
User avatar #162 - kanny **User deleted account** (12/19/2010) [-]
hey
User avatar #163 to #162 - Marker (12/19/2010) [-]
hello
User avatar #164 to #163 - kanny **User deleted account** (12/19/2010) [-]
watsup?
User avatar #165 to #164 - Marker (12/19/2010) [-]
not much
#166 to #165 - kanny **User deleted account** (12/19/2010) [-]
awesome
awesome
User avatar #167 to #166 - Marker (12/19/2010) [-]
I feel...... hypnotized....... getting...... sleepy........
User avatar #168 to #167 - kanny **User deleted account** (12/19/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #159 - llAnonymousll (12/10/2010) [-]
You took my soul you bastard D:
User avatar #160 to #159 - llAnonymousll (12/10/2010) [-]
and I just noticed most of your posts are retoasts
User avatar #161 to #160 - Marker (12/10/2010) [-]
me? no, most of mine are screencaps.
User avatar #150 - Monoxide **User deleted account** (12/07/2010) [-]
Sup
User avatar #151 to #150 - Marker (12/07/2010) [-]
Are you the real THH?
User avatar #152 to #151 - Monoxide **User deleted account** (12/07/2010) [-]
Yeah, ask CGEire. He has confirmation, but I can send u a PM from THH if u want.
User avatar #153 to #152 - Marker (12/07/2010) [-]
So.... why are you using THIS account after saying you left FJ? couldn't you have just taken that account back from this KatyD person?
User avatar #154 to #153 - Monoxide **User deleted account** (12/07/2010) [-]
I WANTED to leave, but FJ is too addicting. And I COULD, I know the pass, but it was a deal we made a long time back, and I wanted this account back anyways.
User avatar #155 to #154 - Marker (12/07/2010) [-]
So, in short, Monoxide is now your perm account?
User avatar #156 to #155 - Monoxide **User deleted account** (12/07/2010) [-]
yus
User avatar #157 to #156 - Marker (12/07/2010) [-]
Yep.... makes about as much sense as Colo deleting his account, only to start over.
User avatar #158 to #157 - Monoxide **User deleted account** (12/07/2010) [-]
It was the same reason. We wanted to move on in our lives, but FJ is too damn addicting XD

Sorry if its confusing u ._.
#134 - Dariex (12/04/2010) [-]
So i'm gonna use my amazing skills of perception and guess that you like Bleach?
So i'm gonna use my amazing skills of perception and guess that you like Bleach?
User avatar #135 to #134 - Marker (12/04/2010) [-]
Why yes, you are a very good detective
User avatar #136 to #135 - Dariex (12/04/2010) [-]
The very best. Do you watch the anime or read the manga?
User avatar #137 to #136 - Marker (12/04/2010) [-]
english anime, manga online, so im caught up in the story line
User avatar #138 to #137 - Dariex (12/04/2010) [-]
Same with me. They need to speed up the anime though. I want to see how they make Ichigo and Aizens fight. It was pretty short in the manga, so hopefully they won't drag it out unrealistically.
User avatar #139 to #138 - Marker (12/04/2010) [-]
And i want them to speed up the manga. i still want to know who the fuck this new guy is and what he's hiding about Isshin
User avatar #140 to #139 - Dariex (12/04/2010) [-]
Well Ishida just got attacked, so shits about to go down. I want to know who Ichigo's mother was though. Aizen made it seem important.
User avatar #141 to #140 - Marker (12/04/2010) [-]
Watch, there's gonna be the obvious plot twist.... Aizen is Ichigo's real father!! Well, not really, but i want to know what's so important about his faher, and if Ichigo actually WILL get his powers back
User avatar #142 to #141 - Dariex (12/04/2010) [-]
I hope so. He has near superhuman reflexes and above-average strength as a human, but he won't do much if he doesn't get them back. Urahara is probably gonna help him get them back though. Either that or his father will help him. and while on the topic of Isshin and Urahara, what are their bankais? I'm surprised that they didn't use them against Aizen.
Something interesting I noticed. I think Aizen may be Ichigo's uncle. Ichigo's zanpaktou is Zangetsu.
Isshins is Engetsu.
Aizens is Suigetsu. all have "getsu" at the end, making it look like a family name. While it isn't likely that Isshin and Aizen are blood related, it is possible that they knew each other when they were young or trained together, forming a brother-like bond.
User avatar #143 to #142 - Dariex (12/04/2010) [-]
Or I could be over thinking things and the getsu's have no significance.
User avatar #144 to #143 - Marker (12/04/2010) [-]
maybe, but it's an interesting guess. I've wanted to see Urahara's bankai, especially with what he said about it to Renji: "My Bankai's not exactly ment for training people...... or helping them." that makes it sound really deadly. And on a side note, I'm starting to like the filler arcs. Amagai is funny when he's drunk (and Jin Kariya was an epic bad guy).
User avatar #145 to #144 - Dariex (12/04/2010) [-]
Whatever it is, it must be amazing. He didn't use it when the captain commander sacrificed himself(yet he only lost an arm?), so he might be afraid of it.
I've only seen one filler arc and it was one of the movies. I might watch them eventually though. I'm watching the one with Amagai in it though. He's a pretty cool character. His Zanpaktou and his Bakkoto are definitely my favorites so far. I haven't seen his bankai yet though.
User avatar #146 to #145 - Marker (12/04/2010) [-]
I saw the first two movies in english, they're actually very good, i want the 3rd to come out dubbed already.
User avatar #147 to #146 - Dariex (12/04/2010) [-]
I saw part of the diamond dust rebellion. Never finished it though. Fade to black looks good, but i'm more excited about Bleach: Hell chapter.
User avatar #148 to #147 - Marker (12/04/2010) [-]
In theaters tomorrow in japan
User avatar #149 to #148 - Dariex (12/04/2010) [-]
Man. They get everything first. Guess i'll just watch the subbed one when someone posts it on youtube.
User avatar #119 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (11/10/2010) [-]
Dude, you're STILL using my avatar? You're the only person to ave used one of mine tis long.
User avatar #120 to #119 - Marker (11/10/2010) [-]
i got nothing better, this one's cool
User avatar #121 to #120 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (11/10/2010) [-]
:D
User avatar #122 to #121 - Marker (11/10/2010) [-]
and you know, i really don't like this new ranking system with the whole 90 day thing. this and the NSFW 24 hour rule, it's punishing all of us for thing that some people did....
User avatar #123 to #122 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (11/10/2010) [-]
Meh.

I ain't complaining.
User avatar #124 to #123 - Marker (11/17/2010) [-]
anyway, got a question about this avatar, how was it made anyway? MS paint?
User avatar #125 to #124 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (11/17/2010) [-]
Yeah, completely MS.

I don't have GIMP, or Paint.net, or Photoshop.
#126 to #125 - Marker (11/17/2010) [-]
damn, that's good, seems hard to make, i tried my hand at it a little while ago
User avatar #127 to #126 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (11/17/2010) [-]
It was hard, but thats because im on a laptop with no mouse.
User avatar #128 to #127 - Marker (11/17/2010) [-]
mousepad?
User avatar #129 to #128 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (11/17/2010) [-]
yus.
User avatar #130 to #129 - Marker (11/17/2010) [-]
same, mine gets screwed up alot, it will occasionally lock up and whenever i try to use it, instead of moving the cursor, it will go crazy with the zoom
User avatar #131 to #130 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (11/17/2010) [-]
IKR??

What kinda laptop u use?
User avatar #132 to #131 - Marker (11/17/2010) [-]
Toshiba, got it a couple months ago
User avatar #133 to #132 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (11/17/2010) [-]
o3o oh ok
User avatar #113 - nofighting **User deleted account** (10/28/2010) [-]
DUDE

I MET THE PURPLE TEXT REQUIREMENTS BUT DON'T HAVE PURPLE TEXT


WHAT DO D::
User avatar #114 to #113 - Marker (10/28/2010) [-]
i have no idea, ask admin
User avatar #115 to #114 - nofighting **User deleted account** (10/28/2010) [-]
FUCK


left a message on his profile D:
User avatar #116 to #115 - Marker (10/30/2010) [-]
well, i see you have it
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