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Marker

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Damn I need people to play Osu with. Single player gets boring after a whilecomment
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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: NoYouCantHaveMyFacebook
Youtube Channel: ljoufhk
Steam Profile: schiffy94
Consoles Owned: A Lemon
Video Games Played: Too fucking many
X-box Gamertag: I would give you it if I had one
PSN: I would give you it if I had one
Interests: Stuff..... and things
Date Signed Up:2/05/2010
Last Login:4/18/2015
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A man divides fruits picked up, and takes out the seed.
The seed taken out is buried underground.
It will pull out the bud, and become a gigantic tree,
and to keep growing up after the man dies.
The name of the gray tree is Grisaia.

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#7367 - I have a son!? 23 hours ago on Ask a Mod 0
#20 - It used to be 150, but I have no clue if that's changed  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on FJ Faq +2
User avatar #24 - admin (04/16/2015) [-]
150
#10 - dafuq 04/15/2015 on Hot midget sluts in an area... 0
#11 - is this one of those 100 person FJ groups? nopls  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Skype doesn't understand my... 0
User avatar #12 - warioteam (04/15/2015) [-]
youd be the big 50
no one ever talks besides like 8 of us neway
#9 - slow? not really, but you haven't been on since like december …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Skype doesn't understand my... 0
User avatar #13 - slentard (04/15/2015) [-]
Just an halfarsed attempt at making a joke. Yeah haven't been on for a few months now, been quite busy
#8665 - what  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on andra's profile 0
User avatar #8666 - andra (04/15/2015) [-]
ikr
#6840 - this issue was put to rest about 18 hours ago, skull was banne…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
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I only woke up with this page still active.

I'm so sorry for your loss.
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User avatar #1023 - snipys (09/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by Marker
Wow what an ass. See this is what is wrong with this site, admin hires ********* mods that go around banning people for "omg anime boobs lol" what an asshole. i didn't even see those boobs you jerk! What the hell are cancerous faggots like you banning people for one image! Please go jerk off admin and then probly kill yourself okay? u suck.

<3
#741 - posttwo ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
User avatar #1200 - mvtjets (04/14/2015) [-]
Did...did you actually perma davidson?
not complaining btw, just asking
User avatar #1201 to #1200 - Marker (04/15/2015) [-]
no of course not
he spammed the same comment about 6-7 times and I flagged one
he's been flagged for stuff before so his ban time is at a whopping 4 days, he's just complaining like a child and justifying it as ***********
#1202 to #1201 - mvtjets (04/15/2015) [-]
Hahahahahaha   
What a little 			*******
Hahahahahaha
What a little *******
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - Marker (04/15/2015) [-]
I did block him tho, but that's so the comments he was spamming wouldn't give me mentions
let him whine, this will all blow over in a week, I'm sure of it
#1189 - Sasher ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Not sure if you know this yet, but Gigi was confirmed for being a man.
"A four-man team of Quincies that overwhelmed Shinigami. Each possessed mighty power that tormented Ichigo and others. In reality, Gigi of Z is a man!"
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - Marker (04/14/2015) [-]
you any good with kanji lookup? I can't make out the one after 男 in the sentence you're referencing
User avatar #1191 to #1190 - Sasher ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Not very, just got this from someone who could translate it, seems pretty reliable.
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - Marker (04/14/2015) [-]
could you ask him what that one is supposed to be? I just want to be able to back it up in an argument
User avatar #1197 to #1192 - Sasher ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Wait I just remembered, you're a mod on the Bleach wiki right? Is there some debate on there as to whether Gigi is male or female?
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - Marker (04/14/2015) [-]
since this page has been out? nothing's even been said except me mentioning it in the skype group

before that? endless arguments solely based on the one damn line from Yumichika
User avatar #1193 to #1192 - Sasher ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
honestly I just got the info from lurking 4chan, I dont know the guy personally, but this has been pretty much been set in stone.
User avatar #1195 to #1193 - Marker (04/14/2015) [-]
"Zのジジは、実は男性である!"
Got it
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - Sasher ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Heh, I knew someone who was convinced he was a she. Felt so good showing him this.
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - Marker (04/14/2015) [-]
yeah I know I just want the whole sentence, it's blurry as **** , 男 undoubtebly means man tho
User avatar #1187 - HordeyWordey (04/12/2015) [-]
bonk
User avatar #1180 - optimussum (04/12/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Phanact+s+view+on+moderating/funny-pictures/4914918/

remember this beauty?

now look at you, mr moderator
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - Marker (04/12/2015) [-]
I still regard that post as one of my greatest masterpieces to this day
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - optimussum (04/12/2015) [-]
ahh the gold old days
how DID you get your account back anyways?
User avatar #1186 to #1182 - phanact (04/12/2015) [-]
By spamming until gave him it
User avatar #1188 to #1186 - Marker (04/12/2015) [-]
can I have my account back?
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - Marker (04/12/2015) [-]
to this day, all I know is that some ******* how, Sunset got the culprit to hand over the password
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - optimussum (04/12/2015) [-]
woah
thats impressive unless sunset was the culprit all along
must've blackmailed them with nudes
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - Marker (04/12/2015) [-]
I've considered that somewhat
honestly I just don't care anymore
#1174 - Sasher ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
Apparently theres two translations of this page out there and people are telling me this is the more correct one.... did Aizen get that ******* strong?
User avatar #1176 to #1174 - Marker (04/04/2015) [-]
trusting the one about him "opening a path" a bit more actually. This seems to be one of streams colloquialism attempts

I'm waiting for Viz on Monday, then I'll know for sure
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - Sasher ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
I believe the path making one more as well, I really doubt Aizen can shoot down the palace from there.
#1178 to #1177 - Marker (04/06/2015) [-]
well color me surprised
#1179 to #1178 - Sasher ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
How does someone get this ******* strong just by sitting in a chair. That chair must be magical
#1175 to #1174 - Sasher ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
Also made this in paint real quick haha.
User avatar #1167 - optimism (03/18/2015) [-]
was that weeb song actually your doing?
if so im still listening to it because its catchy as ****
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - Marker (03/18/2015) [-]
me and one other guy were both posting it, completely separate from each other
he got stickied
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - optimism (03/18/2015) [-]
lol
you got usurped
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - Marker (03/18/2015) [-]
it got played tho so I'm good
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - optimism (03/18/2015) [-]
yeah and now i cant stop listening to it
send assistance
User avatar #1172 to #1171 - Marker (03/18/2015) [-]
vocaloid will do that to you
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - optimism (03/18/2015) [-]
******* gook tunes
#1165 - Sasher ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I just realized Yhwach is the mustache Super Saiyan of Bleach.
User avatar #1166 to #1165 - Marker (03/09/2015) [-]
The stache game too strong
#1161 - snipys (03/04/2015) [-]
Happy birthday, Jew-kun! Your complimentary stripper has been sent to your room! Enjoy your "presents."
User avatar #1156 - Sasher ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
God damn, what a chapter.
User avatar #1157 to #1156 - Marker (02/19/2015) [-]
god help me what the **** holy **** what
User avatar #1158 to #1157 - Sasher ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Went from knowing almost nothing about him to almost everything in one chapter. Lawdy.
User avatar #1159 to #1158 - Marker (02/19/2015) [-]
well there goes the Tuberculosis theory
User avatar #1154 - jibb (02/16/2015) [-]
Are you ever on the minecraft server?

Been on quite a lot, never seen your name around
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - Marker (02/16/2015) [-]
we must be on at completely separate times then.
User avatar #1160 to #1155 - jibb (02/23/2015) [-]
Huh.
User avatar #1151 - jingleforth (02/10/2015) [-]
sticky this comment for 4 years
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - Marker (02/10/2015) [-]
why would I do that
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - jingleforth (02/10/2015) [-]
It would be cool
User avatar #1148 - Sasher ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
www.mangachapter.me/14790/onepunch-man.html
Have you heard of this manga before? I just started reading it today and cannot get enough of it.
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - Marker (02/08/2015) [-]
I'm subscribed to the weekly WSJA and it's in there, but I never bothered to read it.
On that note, ever heard of Black Joke?
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - Sasher ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Not till just now, I quick skimming of some of the images tells me its some kind of underground mafia kind of manga? Although I really cant judge it just from looking at some of the first few pages in the first chapter. Ill be sure to check out later. Also, I might subscribe to that WSJA, because I cant believe I havnt found this manga until now. Its really ****** good.
User avatar #1145 - epicethan (01/29/2015) [-]
What color marker are you bby
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - Marker (01/29/2015) [-]
Komodo colored
#1141 - jibb (01/26/2015) [-]
Marker, demiGod of FJ, how do you add a banner to your profile?
Marker, demiGod of FJ, how do you add a banner to your profile?
User avatar #1143 to #1141 - Marker (01/26/2015) [-]
also, if you haven't been watching the KS channel, new server in memory of the old one
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/katawashoujo/The+minecraft+server/zjcXLmw/
User avatar #1142 to #1141 - Marker (01/26/2015) [-]
I'd give you a serious answer if you didn't already have one added
User avatar #1144 to #1142 - jibb (01/26/2015) [-]
I figured it out.

But I'll definitely check it out
User avatar #1132 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #1133 to #1132 - Marker (01/24/2015) [-]
uh.... hi
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Good Evening
#1135 to #1134 - Marker (01/24/2015) [-]
State your business, citizen
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
I stole a Baloon

On Free Baloon Day
User avatar #1138 to #1137 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Anywho good Evening
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - Marker (01/24/2015) [-]
so uh, not that I mind the company, but what brings you here?
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping all night
#1127 - Sasher ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Where the hell is this next chapter.
User avatar #1128 to #1127 - Marker (01/09/2015) [-]
wish I ******* knew
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - Sasher ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Ive been sifting through some of his tweets, and google translate is giving me a really ****** translation, but from what I can tell hes sick and hes been to the hospital. Dont take my word for it, see for yourself if you want to try and figure it out aswell
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - Marker (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah looks like it
#1131 to #1130 - Sasher ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Damn, and just when things were getting good.
User avatar #1124 - nought ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Das Juden...
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - Marker (01/04/2015) [-]
may I help you?
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - nought ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
no
no one can help me now
#1116 to #1114 - Obscurity (01/03/2015) [-]
what's up chaim markerberg
User avatar #1115 to #1114 - Marker (01/03/2015) [-]
oh hey toomy
#1117 to #1115 - Obscurity (01/03/2015) [-]
i replied to the wrong comment
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - Marker (01/03/2015) [-]
kek
User avatar #1120 to #1119 - Marker (01/03/2015) [-]
what do you want I'm playing Dishonored
#1121 to #1120 - Obscurity (01/03/2015) [-]
can't a ***** say hi goddamn
#1113 - Sasher ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
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