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#70 - Did this on the metro except I didn't really dress up. Some li…  [+] (10 replies) 10/02/2012 on Fucking GENIUS! +37
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#126 - vorrundenaus (10/03/2012) [-]
I decided to do this in the dumbest manner possible, I was at this little park with the page already pulled up, I just acted like I was preparing some shit, I put the laptop in my messenger bag, and walked to the bank right across the street,

I came out after maybe 20 minutes sat right back down, next to this old women who was watching her grand-kid or something on the jungle gym. I pulled out the laptop carefully and began typing on it at a fast but not extream rate, eventually I can tell shes watching but I really doubt she knew exactly what was going on so that's when I do it.

I get the access denied to pop up and get this look of absolute terror and began typing so fast I was hurting my fingers for like 15 seconds, then access granted pops up I take a breath of relief, look down at the screen and then just look over at her, we make eye contact for just a second she has this look like she is mortified but trying to hide it. I quickly close the laptop, stash it and stand up I begin to walk away but just when I know I'm within an ear shot of her, I look back and say "Forget about this." then hurriedly take off.

I wish I had gone back to see what she did but something tells me I can't ever go to that park again.
#90 - jackenov (10/02/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when the subway doesn't have any wifi...
#129 - Marcelaluv (10/03/2012) [-]
or I have a wifi stick because I am on the road a lot.
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#94 - cbcmcc (10/02/2012) [-]
You don't need Wifi to use it, just pre-load it at the coffee shop before you get on the subway or something. It doesn't require internet access for it to spit out bullshit codes.
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#73 - sexypotato (10/02/2012) [-]
If this is true, this is the best thing ever.
#74 - Marcelaluv (10/02/2012) [-]
Trust me, I'm having a hard time believing this myself.
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#80 - thetellerofstories (10/02/2012) [-]
the site is actually cool, it comes up as a black screen and no matter what you press it starts reeling out bullshit computer code. nothing to amazing but it has has some potential for pranks.
#81 - Marcelaluv (10/02/2012) [-]
I can agree with you there.
#71 - anon (10/02/2012) [-]
Cool Story Bro
#370 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 10/02/2012 on Feels +6
#380 - bloodangel (10/02/2012) [-]
#10 - he's on Mars, so he decides to go on Omegle....?  [+] (5 replies) 09/22/2012 on First Internet... +44
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#22 - siridontcare (09/23/2012) [-]
also he doesnt have time to click the next button but he has enough time to screen cap the conversation?
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#16 - Kirbyman (09/23/2012) [-]
well else is there to do?
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#30 - cruzslzr (09/23/2012) [-]
well I mean you are on a different planet.....
I'd fap.
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#11 - redrex (09/22/2012) [-]
he's on mars, and he gets internet...?
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#14 - henchjellyfish (09/22/2012) [-]
Mars still probably has a better connection than my house.
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