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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#137 - What a crazy random happenstance.... 04/27/2013 on Twins +8
#146 - Who gives a **** ? 04/25/2013 on The Evolution of Tom Hardy -3
#150 - Dead Corpses 04/21/2013 on Morbid for bananas 0
#3142 - I can't find my socks. I even called information and they cou…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist +1
User avatar #3174 - waffies (04/18/2013) [-]
they;re almost always under the couch
#3135 - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist +2
#83 - The sea cucumber, meanwhile, has a fish in it's butt....win, win 04/18/2013 on Sea Pig +9
#1118 - I feel.......black 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content 0
#366 - Salt goes AFTER a steak is cooked and then it's only just a li…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2013 on manly man tips +1
#389 - cornerdav (04/07/2013) [-]
It is very common to think this but it is very untrue. yes the salt will pull water, and proteins out of the steak among other things but not only is it not allot of water most of the water, and salt will be re-absorbed into the steak. the reason you salt the steak is 1 for seasoning and 2 those proteins i mentioned brown very nicely while cooking.

Jerky being dry and tough has more to do with being put onto a drying rack for 12+ hours. also think about it bacon and many other cured meats are packed in salt for extended periods of time and they by nature are not dry and/or tough. you would have to take a small piece of meat and leave it in an access of salt for a while for it to become to toughen it up like your saying.
User avatar #372 - pandation (04/07/2013) [-]
I heard the same. Salt draws the moisture out of the steak especially when it's not cooking and will result in a dryer steak. Salt your steak right before it hits the hot surface so it caramelizes the flavor while not drying out the meat.
#392 - cornerdav (04/07/2013) [-]
no you want the steak to sit so that it will absorb the water and salt while leaving the outside dry again and now covered with proteins ready for browning.
#13 - 55 ******* thumbs and no comments  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on Badass Kid -6
#23 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
huehuehue
#72 - Mandibular! 03/22/2013 on Ronald McDonald Kept His... 0
#71 - You all are a bunch of ********* . grrrrrr 03/22/2013 on Ronald McDonald Kept His... 0
#129 - I am nobody's Mandible and keep your semi-truck tied meat hook… 03/14/2013 on Sadly, this is no... 0
#64 - Really? 240 thumbs for this? On FUNNYjunk? Shouldn't surpri…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on What 200 Calories Looks like +1
User avatar #65 - lefthoofthepirate (03/10/2013) [-]
Ohmigod this image was the first image i ever saw on the internet, and i've been looking for it ever since. thanks, d00d!
#302953 - You rang? 03/02/2013 on Pokemon 0
#105 - That's very kind of you but ummmm....that's why I was laughing… 02/13/2013 on Ricky G 0
#97 - All my laughs belong to you.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2013 on Ricky G 0
User avatar #98 - rebuilt (02/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #105 - Mandible (02/13/2013) [-]
That's very kind of you but ummmm....that's why I was laughing....I wasn't expecting Llamas with hats
#683 - now dumb **** is a psych doctor 02/05/2013 on Rest In Peace, Read... +1
#682 - no seriously, dumb **** 02/05/2013 on Rest In Peace, Read... 0
#680 - dumb **** 02/05/2013 on Rest In Peace, Read... 0
#30 - con wasn't the name of a folder at all. con stood for console… 02/03/2013 on WTFacts - con +3
#316 - Do Fish Take Baths Alot? 02/02/2013 on Taxes 0
#486 - I only masturbate when I cry. 02/02/2013 on Truths... +5
#242 - I usually hate ******* that say "omfg I can'… 02/02/2013 on Midnight Relese 0
#35 - Two of em where I live 01/30/2013 on *hats of* +1
#260 - Iced Tea 01/15/2013 on Anyone else realize this? 0
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#8 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
Well hello there
Well hello there
User avatar #9 to #8 - Mandible (10/17/2014) [-]
Good Evening
User avatar #10 to #9 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Mandible (10/17/2014) [-]
Very good...should be sleeping probably but I'm still doing laundry. you?
User avatar #12 to #11 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
hah, story of all FJers I suppose.

I am well thank you :3
User avatar #1 - mtrerise (10/20/2010) [-]
FIRST! Took your comment virginity
User avatar #2 to #1 - Mandible (11/06/2010) [-]
call me? ;)
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