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#74 - This kills the Man...dible 12/12/2013 on It's true! 0
#73 - Stupid nerves and their constant passing through. There goes … 12/12/2013 on It's true! 0
#72 - Get your nerve outta my Mandible 12/12/2013 on It's true! 0
#10 - XK DAMN CD 12/02/2013 on What did you see? 0
#4 - Picture 11/26/2013 on Mandible's profile 0
#235 - Nope. You really are retarded.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2013 on This would make the best... 0
User avatar #237 - lonelybaloney (11/23/2013) [-]
Wingardium Lebanon
User avatar #236 - lonelybaloney (11/23/2013) [-]
I don't think my harry potter original characters agree.
#233 - Cool Story Bro  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2013 on This would make the best... +1
#234 - lonelybaloney (11/23/2013) [-]
"Guys I'm not retarded I'm pretending to be stupid"
User avatar #235 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Nope. You really are retarded.
User avatar #237 - lonelybaloney (11/23/2013) [-]
Wingardium Lebanon
User avatar #236 - lonelybaloney (11/23/2013) [-]
I don't think my harry potter original characters agree.
#231 - Deal 11/23/2013 on This would make the best... 0
#230 - *******  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on This would make the best... 0
User avatar #231 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Deal
#229 - Big  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2013 on This would make the best... 0
User avatar #230 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Fucking
User avatar #231 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Deal
#227 - Who the **** is mad?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2013 on This would make the best... 0
User avatar #228 - IcyDeadPeople (11/23/2013) [-]
beats me...
User avatar #229 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Big
User avatar #230 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Fucking
User avatar #231 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Deal
#225 - Not in the ******* least. I stand by my comment.…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2013 on This would make the best... -2
User avatar #226 - IcyDeadPeople (11/23/2013) [-]
y so mad tho?
User avatar #227 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Who the fuck is mad?
User avatar #228 - IcyDeadPeople (11/23/2013) [-]
beats me...
User avatar #229 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Big
User avatar #230 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Fucking
User avatar #231 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Deal
#198 - ******* idiot. You need to understand that you d… 11/23/2013 on Doge 0
#221 - Big ******* Deal  [+] (14 new replies) 11/23/2013 on This would make the best... -1
#232 - lonelybaloney (11/23/2013) [-]
Yeah people like to address me as the Funnyjunk Artist Critic.

Yeah I'm pretty respected around these parts.
#233 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Cool Story Bro
#234 - lonelybaloney (11/23/2013) [-]
"Guys I'm not retarded I'm pretending to be stupid"
User avatar #235 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Nope. You really are retarded.
User avatar #237 - lonelybaloney (11/23/2013) [-]
Wingardium Lebanon
User avatar #236 - lonelybaloney (11/23/2013) [-]
I don't think my harry potter original characters agree.
User avatar #223 - IcyDeadPeople (11/23/2013) [-]
u jelly?
User avatar #225 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Not in the fucking least. I stand by my comment. Big Fucking Deal. In my opinion, as far as actual art goes it's really not all that good. I'm not impressed and I don't have to be. Big Fucking Deal.
User avatar #226 - IcyDeadPeople (11/23/2013) [-]
y so mad tho?
User avatar #227 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Who the fuck is mad?
User avatar #228 - IcyDeadPeople (11/23/2013) [-]
beats me...
User avatar #229 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Big
User avatar #230 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Fucking
User avatar #231 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
Deal
#14 - Nope. I call ********  [+] (25 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Doge -19
User avatar #88 - pebar (11/22/2013) [-]
the Iraq War and the war on terror are completely different things...
#87 - zallaz (11/22/2013) [-]
Why is he being thumbed down, his picture makes a very good point?
User avatar #175 - dsrtpnk (11/22/2013) [-]
Because that scenario WOULD be really funny.
And the person who made it, forgot completely about Afghanistan and only sees Iraq.
User avatar #104 - ruebezahl (11/22/2013) [-]
Except the war in Iraq was not about 9/11. Yes, 9/11 was employed as an emotional anchor to get people to support the war, and the sentiment surrounding 9/11 made the Iraq War more feasible for the Bush administration, but the main reasoning was the supposed existence of weapons of mass destruction. Remember Colin Powell holding up that vial of Anthrax?

The war in Afghanistan was a different story. It was an absolute certainty that Osama Bin Laden was operating out of Afghanistan with the support of the Afghan government. So that picture doesn't apply to Afghanistan.

And for the record: I am a pacifist, and I don't condone any war. I am just making a statement about the "reasoning" behind the wars and the fact that this picture does not really apply to either.
User avatar #51 - neoexdeath (11/22/2013) [-]
Look, you need to understand that Saddam was already in deep shit because of the whole Kuwait thing. Supporting terrorism and the Taliban was essentially the last straw for the USA. At the end of the Gulf War, we made a treaty with the fellow to end the war, and when it was violated, war started right back up again. It had less to do with 9/11, and more to do with Saddam being a total cocksucking asshole.
User avatar #198 - Mandible (11/23/2013) [-]
fucking idiot. You need to understand that you don't have a fucking clue. I watched it all unfold. Don't act like an expert on shit you have clue about.
User avatar #21 - nymikemet (11/22/2013) [-]
Nice Gif
User avatar #19 - duudegladiator (11/22/2013) [-]
Except Canada can easily fight back an invasion..
#180 - alexthebest (11/22/2013) [-]
#158 - imnotkickthecat (11/22/2013) [-]
If you are talking about 1812, say that to our face without mama Britannia watching over you. well wrek u son, lift like 27 freedoms a day.
#163 - imnotkickthecat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #162 - duudegladiator (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand, I'm American, born and raised Marylander, who has seen the Canadian military in the works. They can do some epic shit.

1812 was just the colonies attempt at taking the St. Lawrence river and all the lands around it to force the British to both back off, and to get more holdings.
#77 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
Because that's the point of his message. retard.
#30 - goldsignet (11/22/2013) [-]
and is also part of nato. really, the only army on the planet that could occupy canada is the us, every other army would find themselves trying to invade over oceans and air space dominated by the worlds most powerful country, while taking it up the ass by the vast majority of the eu. i always say the first world is the first world because were watching each others backs when it counts, while the second and third world countries squabble amongst themselves needlessly
#47 - vincetacular (11/22/2013) [-]
Mostly true but don't underestimate Russia, China and India, they could really ruin your day even with outdated material.

And us first world countries also squabble needlessly but like you said we would most likely team up when it's necessary, a bit like these guys.
User avatar #48 - toosexyforyou (11/22/2013) [-]
Sir, I don't think you understand. I'm not sure how great the US ground or air troops rank against others but the US navy could literally take on the rest of the world single handedly at sea.
User avatar #49 - vincetacular (11/22/2013) [-]
Literally the rest of the world? I doubt that, they're the biggest by far but taking on the rest of the world is far fetched. I did not say the US wouldn't/couldn't win, I just said they would have a bad day if they underestimate some other countries. History also told us that a good strategy is worth far more than having the highest tonnage in combat vessels (see Pearl harbour and the entire pacific campaign of WW2, yes they won but I hardly think you could call pearl harbour a good day). Again I do realise the US navy is by far the biggest and will very likely be the victor against any other navy but at probably high costs if the enemy is smart and that was what I meant with ruining your day.

From wikipedia (pure numbers don't mean anything I know):
US
283 ships
3,700+ aircraft
India
179 ships
190 aircraft
Russia
209 ships
? aircraft
China
515+ ships
432 aircraft

In aircraft the US is vastly superior but in ships they might have a hard time, even a ship with massive weapon capacities can get in trouble when it's swarmed by relatively weak ships.
User avatar #199 - toosexyforyou (11/23/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the world super power won't go in charging with their heads first, dude.
#200 - anonymous (11/29/2013) [-]
I think he was talking about sneak attacks and ambushes and shit hence the reference to pearl harbour. Imagine multiple small strike forces of Chinese subs stalking our carriers from a safe distance and going all out kamikaze on them at the same time. They'll get killed for sure but if they hit the carriers first... Lets hope they don't try some shit like that but either way I'm pretty sure they wont be able to stalk all of our carriers.
User avatar #168 - sanguinesolitude (11/22/2013) [-]
yeah but we have aircraft carriers
#23 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
Easily fight back an invasion? Canada? Have you even seen their army?
User avatar #143 - RomanR (11/22/2013) [-]
Canada's has some of the best soldiers in the world, this is coming from a Russian.
User avatar #36 - Sethorein (11/22/2013) [-]
have you?

We're polite, not pussies.
#24 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
Canada has a decent military with combat experience more than capable of handling UAE
#22 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
The point of the picture was to take the scenario that happened and apply it to a different case, to see it from a different perspective. I don't know man
#6607369 - Sigh. You're dense because you think it's hyper-analyzing and… 11/12/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
#6595979 - Unlike your retard blowout I'm simply going to say that you ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
User avatar #6597879 - lebarricuda (11/11/2013) [-]
I'm dense because you aren't creative enough to put the proper words together to portray what you mean to say? I shouldn't have to hyper-analyze your words, you're some random person on the internet; I simply don't care enough.
User avatar #6607369 - Mandible (11/12/2013) [-]
Sigh. You're dense because you think it's hyper-analyzing and to EVERYONE else it's a half moment's thought.

GRRRRRR I'm so mad at you GRRRR you're a retard!!! LOL
#6586516 - LOL McVegan! Ahhhh that kills me every time!!!  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
User avatar #6594719 - lebarricuda (11/11/2013) [-]
but I didn't express anything remotely vegan-like....

I'm not a vegan... Do you even know what a vegan is?
User avatar #6595979 - Mandible (11/11/2013) [-]
Unlike your retard blowout I'm simply going to say that you are seriously dense. Not an angry insult simply an observation, think man, think...what on earth could I have meant? That most seem to have gotten other than you.

Not that it matters anyway.

SMH
User avatar #6597879 - lebarricuda (11/11/2013) [-]
I'm dense because you aren't creative enough to put the proper words together to portray what you mean to say? I shouldn't have to hyper-analyze your words, you're some random person on the internet; I simply don't care enough.
User avatar #6607369 - Mandible (11/12/2013) [-]
Sigh. You're dense because you think it's hyper-analyzing and to EVERYONE else it's a half moment's thought.

GRRRRRR I'm so mad at you GRRRR you're a retard!!! LOL
#193 - OMFG that was a whole lot of funnies right there.... 11/11/2013 on . 0
#36 - Found the McVegan  [+] (10 new replies) 11/09/2013 on . +4
User avatar #39 - lebarricuda (11/09/2013) [-]
HERP THIS PERSONS TALKING ABOUT MEAT, MUST BE A VEGAN!

Mandible, you are retarded.
User avatar #38 - lebarricuda (11/09/2013) [-]
Vegan? Lol.
No, I'm not a vegan, I eat everything that isn't just a complete clump of processed grease, that does nothing but clog up your body and kill you at an absurd rate.

If you eat fast food everyday for a year, you would have successfully shaved ten years off your life.

I don't care if this gets me red thumbs, but you fast food eating, cancer riddled Amerifats can go kill yourselves as you've forced my children to grow up in a society where it's the social norm to knowingly consume chemicals that have a negative effect on your body. and don't tell me you're too stupid to notice these affects because you can smell those changes on the everyday grease guzzler.

User avatar #109 - ugottanked (11/09/2013) [-]
easy fix to the health problems of fast food: its a magical thing called exercise and moderation
User avatar #189 - lebarricuda (11/10/2013) [-]
Exercise and moderation doesn't prevent people, who haven't been consuming these processed "foods" since they were born, from becoming ill after eating fast food. I and many people I know get incredibly sick after eating fast food. This is because we haven't built a life-long tolerance to the chemicals in them. I can't eat nearly all food at fast food locations as I end up on the toilet with a bucket in front of me for several hours.

Yeah, fast food makes people obese, but that's only because they can't bother themselves with exercise and moderation. My problem with fast food lies deeper.

I am so passionately hating on fast food because it's like cigarettes, it contains tons of unhealthy chemicals and addicted substances to keep the consumer consuming.
#53 - certifiedidiot (11/09/2013) [-]
I'm going to let your little hippie arse in on a secret, in the end, your mortality rate is pretty much always a hundred percent, we're all going to fucking die one way or an other, and some of us don't even fucking make it past our younger years.

We know it's unhealthy, but it's food, if you like it and can afford it and still want it, it's your free choice as a human fucking being, to choose what you want to eat.

Oh and bitch please, we've been chucking down bad shit for a few hundred years now at least, you get to have a say on your own body, but not others, live and let live, we're all going to die so let people choose their poison for the day.
User avatar #56 - lebarricuda (11/09/2013) [-]
K, go kill yourself, but please consume more plastic while you do it.
#59 - certifiedidiot (11/09/2013) [-]
I don't eat there, but I'll defend peoples right to do so to death.

But feel free to go back to wanting to be food police and dictate what people do in their lives down to the point of what they eat, ya fecking twat.
User avatar #190 - lebarricuda (11/10/2013) [-]
Don't fret, their rights to eat plastic and chemicals aren't at bay. I'm not endangering them, nor do I think they shouldn't be allowed to eat wherever they want.

I just believe that they should be ridiculed for it, just like smokers are for pumping those cancer sticks into their lungs and obese people are for letting their weight, eating habits, and self-respect spiral out of control.

There is nothing more idiotic, in my mind, than a person deliberately killing themselves for something that only tastes good to them because the addictive chemicals in it say so.
User avatar #191 - lebarricuda (11/10/2013) [-]
It is a blatant sign of having little-to-no self-respect and people who can't respect themselves generally can't respect others. They become infectious individuals and a bad influence on the people around them who want to thrive.
#193 - Mandible (11/11/2013) [-]
OMFG that was a whole lot of funnies right there....
#186 - Fat Armed reaction says it all 11/07/2013 on Cheater +1
#426 - Sometimes I wonder what will ever become of me, and if life's …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on Free Compliments!! +1
User avatar #430 - thankyouverymuch (10/27/2013) [-]
Your family tree of tons of different people from all walks of life all culminates to your existence. You are the success of a families triumphs through all the hard times that have ever existed on this planet. They went through everything all of them so that you could be born. You being born is not only a miracle but a dream of many. Because without your birth your family didn't get to have a son/daughter that satisfies the meaning of their life! In a sense you could say that you are the meaning of life to someone else. You make them feel alive and should live your life knowing how important you truly are! No matter what happens in life just follow your passions and live each day knowing how important you are.
#92 - I remeber him well 10/21/2013 on Guess So +13
#122 - Comment deleted 10/20/2013 on Education level : Mcdonalds +1
#42 - And......once again 10/19/2013 on Still trying to move my... 0
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User avatar #1 - mtrerise (10/20/2010) [-]
FIRST! Took your comment virginity
User avatar #2 to #1 - Mandible (11/06/2010) [-]
call me? ;)
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