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Mandible

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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:3/27/2015
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Times Content Favorited:671 times
Total Comments Made:498
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latest user's comments

#797 - I did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/21/2015 on FREE STUFF 0
#795 - gahhhh 795th  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on FREE STUFF +1
User avatar #797 - Mandible (03/21/2015) [-]
I did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#794 - You should draw me as the 792nd comment  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2015 on FREE STUFF 0
User avatar #795 - Mandible (03/21/2015) [-]
gahhhh 795th
User avatar #797 - Mandible (03/21/2015) [-]
I did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#60 - and yup...there's a phone number 03/18/2015 on Totally legit 0
#78 - The Professor is AMAZING 03/18/2015 on Great power comes w/great... 0
#102 - You aren't very good at reading comprehension are you. Tha… 03/15/2015 on sum up the environmental... 0
#100 - I gave plenty of evidence and example of you acting retarded. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on sum up the environmental... 0
User avatar #101 - malific (03/15/2015) [-]
And again you prove my point about how people who push global warming act.

I mean you are just absolutely picture perfect about it.

Congrats, and g'night (for good this time)
User avatar #102 - Mandible (03/15/2015) [-]
You aren't very good at reading comprehension are you.
That's ok since you're retarded.

watch out for the scary global warming people, whether I am one or not.
#97 - So me saying EXACTLY this "I do NOT believe tha…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2015 on sum up the environmental... 0
User avatar #98 - malific (03/15/2015) [-]
Well quite frankly, all you did was insult me.

You gave no examples, evidence or anything. You didn't even make a point. you simply took the final line and called me retarded completely ignoring everything else.

To me, That was exactly what you were, because that was exactly how you presented yourself.
User avatar #100 - Mandible (03/15/2015) [-]
I gave plenty of evidence and example of you acting retarded. That was my whole point. That statement was retarded and so are you. IDGAF what other things you may have said as 'evidence' before and/or after you arrived at MAN CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ALTER THE CLIMATE climax. If the climax was retarded it was retarded.
You can try to make it about anything else you want.
That is an absolutely retarded statement.
Enjoy your belief. It's retarded.
I believe otherwise.
User avatar #101 - malific (03/15/2015) [-]
And again you prove my point about how people who push global warming act.

I mean you are just absolutely picture perfect about it.

Congrats, and g'night (for good this time)
User avatar #102 - Mandible (03/15/2015) [-]
You aren't very good at reading comprehension are you.
That's ok since you're retarded.

watch out for the scary global warming people, whether I am one or not.
#93 - "I do NOT believe that man has any ability to alter the t…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/15/2015 on sum up the environmental... 0
User avatar #94 - malific (03/15/2015) [-]
In my experience, the people that push global warming are exactly like the feminists pushing misogynistic patriarchy. The push all sorts of bogus facts at you, then scream you down when you don't agree, and present evidence of their falsehoods, instead of having any sort of debate.


Thank you for pretty much proving my point.

G'night.
User avatar #97 - Mandible (03/15/2015) [-]
So me saying EXACTLY this

"I do NOT believe that man has any ability to alter the temperature of our planet."

Then you're fucking retarded because that's a retarded fucking thing to say."

TWICE means I'm pretty much a person pushing global warming and exactly like a feminist pushing misogynistic patriarchy?

I pointed out that that statement is (and you, by nature of being it's creator) fucking retarded.
Instead of saying, "I didn't mean man can NEVER do ANYTHING to affect the temperature of our planet." You went 12 different directions with all kinds of supposed arguments (notice I didn't engage in those) and talking points from the "big bad scientists are out to lie to us" playbook.
Then followed up with this little gem?
Fucking wow.
A fucking idiot. So fucking idiotic that you're......wait for it............RETARDED!
User avatar #98 - malific (03/15/2015) [-]
Well quite frankly, all you did was insult me.

You gave no examples, evidence or anything. You didn't even make a point. you simply took the final line and called me retarded completely ignoring everything else.

To me, That was exactly what you were, because that was exactly how you presented yourself.
User avatar #100 - Mandible (03/15/2015) [-]
I gave plenty of evidence and example of you acting retarded. That was my whole point. That statement was retarded and so are you. IDGAF what other things you may have said as 'evidence' before and/or after you arrived at MAN CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ALTER THE CLIMATE climax. If the climax was retarded it was retarded.
You can try to make it about anything else you want.
That is an absolutely retarded statement.
Enjoy your belief. It's retarded.
I believe otherwise.
User avatar #101 - malific (03/15/2015) [-]
And again you prove my point about how people who push global warming act.

I mean you are just absolutely picture perfect about it.

Congrats, and g'night (for good this time)
User avatar #102 - Mandible (03/15/2015) [-]
You aren't very good at reading comprehension are you.
That's ok since you're retarded.

watch out for the scary global warming people, whether I am one or not.
#80 - "I do NOT believe that man has any ability to alter the t…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/15/2015 on sum up the environmental... 0
User avatar #89 - malific (03/15/2015) [-]
Remember when Freon was eating holes in the Ozone layer?
Yeah, that was never even happening. Just a bunch of peopel saying it was. It cost the AC industry Billions of dollars and never even happened.

Remember when DDT was banned because it was killing fish and birds and giving peopel cancer? Yeah that never happened either, it was simply banned with no conclusive evidence.

Remember when it was said global temperatures increased drastically between the 70's and 90's because of greenhouse gases? Then while those gases increased even more dramatically from the 90's to the 10's global warming just.. kinda... stopped.. happening... Well that's true, which is why man made global warming isn't.
(Look up the global warming pause)
User avatar #93 - Mandible (03/15/2015) [-]
"I do NOT believe that man has any ability to alter the temperature of our planet."

Then you're fucking retarded because that's a retarded fucking thing to say.
User avatar #94 - malific (03/15/2015) [-]
In my experience, the people that push global warming are exactly like the feminists pushing misogynistic patriarchy. The push all sorts of bogus facts at you, then scream you down when you don't agree, and present evidence of their falsehoods, instead of having any sort of debate.


Thank you for pretty much proving my point.

G'night.
User avatar #97 - Mandible (03/15/2015) [-]
So me saying EXACTLY this

"I do NOT believe that man has any ability to alter the temperature of our planet."

Then you're fucking retarded because that's a retarded fucking thing to say."

TWICE means I'm pretty much a person pushing global warming and exactly like a feminist pushing misogynistic patriarchy?

I pointed out that that statement is (and you, by nature of being it's creator) fucking retarded.
Instead of saying, "I didn't mean man can NEVER do ANYTHING to affect the temperature of our planet." You went 12 different directions with all kinds of supposed arguments (notice I didn't engage in those) and talking points from the "big bad scientists are out to lie to us" playbook.
Then followed up with this little gem?
Fucking wow.
A fucking idiot. So fucking idiotic that you're......wait for it............RETARDED!
User avatar #98 - malific (03/15/2015) [-]
Well quite frankly, all you did was insult me.

You gave no examples, evidence or anything. You didn't even make a point. you simply took the final line and called me retarded completely ignoring everything else.

To me, That was exactly what you were, because that was exactly how you presented yourself.
User avatar #100 - Mandible (03/15/2015) [-]
I gave plenty of evidence and example of you acting retarded. That was my whole point. That statement was retarded and so are you. IDGAF what other things you may have said as 'evidence' before and/or after you arrived at MAN CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ALTER THE CLIMATE climax. If the climax was retarded it was retarded.
You can try to make it about anything else you want.
That is an absolutely retarded statement.
Enjoy your belief. It's retarded.
I believe otherwise.
User avatar #101 - malific (03/15/2015) [-]
And again you prove my point about how people who push global warming act.

I mean you are just absolutely picture perfect about it.

Congrats, and g'night (for good this time)
User avatar #102 - Mandible (03/15/2015) [-]
You aren't very good at reading comprehension are you.
That's ok since you're retarded.

watch out for the scary global warming people, whether I am one or not.

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#17 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi Mandible! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#8 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
Well hello there
Well hello there
User avatar #9 to #8 - Mandible (10/17/2014) [-]
Good Evening
User avatar #10 to #9 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Mandible (10/17/2014) [-]
Very good...should be sleeping probably but I'm still doing laundry. you?
User avatar #12 to #11 - trapuke (10/17/2014) [-]
hah, story of all FJers I suppose.

I am well thank you :3
User avatar #1 - mtrerise (10/20/2010) [-]
FIRST! Took your comment virginity
User avatar #2 to #1 - Mandible (11/06/2010) [-]
call me? ;)
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