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#7 - The gene pool is ****** up enough.  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Gotta love mayor Quimby +18
#8 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
The risk for genetic defects arising from incest isn't as high as we are led to believe.
If anything, I'd say the disrupted family structure would be more harmful for the kid than whatever genetic consequences.
#6 - What I say about incest: Do whatever the **** you…  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on Gotta love mayor Quimby +79
User avatar #22 - wthree (8 hours ago) [-]
Incest doesn't just magically cause major problems, it just decreases the diversity and the change of having a dominant allele to counteract a negative recessive allele.

Like supression said, the issue with incest comes over time, where genetic defects don't get weeded out.
User avatar #16 - suppression (12 hours ago) [-]
It takes generations for issues to arise from incest, I believe.
User avatar #19 - ironsoul (10 hours ago) [-]
Depends on the quality of their genes when it starts.
User avatar #7 - Mahazama (16 hours ago) [-]
The gene pool is fucked up enough.
#8 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
The risk for genetic defects arising from incest isn't as high as we are led to believe.
If anything, I'd say the disrupted family structure would be more harmful for the kid than whatever genetic consequences.
#52 - >>Picture with the bearded doods in desert. >…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Balls of steel +1
#58 - jdrinfantry (09/18/2014) [-]
Well it's not really in the desert is it? They're standing on tiles, obvious houses in the background. I could be wrong but it looks like they're in a city in Iraq, possibly baghdad.

Baghdad is frontline to me.
User avatar #59 - tiles (09/18/2014) [-]
And believe me, it sucks to be stood on.
#61 - jdrinfantry (09/18/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for what they did to you tiles.
User avatar #62 - tiles (09/18/2014) [-]
It's fine. I'm pretty used to being stepped on, you know.
#16 - Or just a normal as **** ************ …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Balls of steel +1
#28 - jdrinfantry (09/18/2014) [-]
He doesn't look anything like a cameraman holding that rifle in his hand.
on a side note while I was deployed as a frontline soldier to Afghanistan a year ago we didn't consider journalists who would join us in the shit to be REMFs.

REMFs and POGs are people who aren't serving on the frontline. If a cameraman decides to serve on the frontline he's no longer a REMF.
User avatar #52 - Mahazama (09/18/2014) [-]
>>Picture with the bearded doods in desert.

>>Front line.
#58 - jdrinfantry (09/18/2014) [-]
Well it's not really in the desert is it? They're standing on tiles, obvious houses in the background. I could be wrong but it looks like they're in a city in Iraq, possibly baghdad.

Baghdad is frontline to me.
User avatar #59 - tiles (09/18/2014) [-]
And believe me, it sucks to be stood on.
#61 - jdrinfantry (09/18/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for what they did to you tiles.
User avatar #62 - tiles (09/18/2014) [-]
It's fine. I'm pretty used to being stepped on, you know.
#91 - Fascism? Most people think this country sucks. You're…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2014 on USA fact comp -5
User avatar #93 - thedutchs (09/18/2014) [-]
I only know like 2 neonazis, had to hear gramps (R.I.P.) talk about how he had to hide in a mental asylum so he wouldn't be recruited for the Hitler Jügend, knew a Turkish guy who thought the Armenian genocide was completely justified because they were quote: "Getting in the way of Turkish succes", and my girlfriend (who's from Maryland) had to pledge allegiance to the American Flag ("one nation under god" even though she's from a buddhist family) and I had to go to this one mass grave nearby my house as a kid every year on the 5th of may.

But sure, I couldn't possibly tell what fascism is.
#129 - LeifEricson (09/18/2014) [-]
**LeifEricson rolled image** yes you have to pledge allegiance to or flag you live here and your under our protection so don't bitch and complain about it. if you don't like it get the fuck out I swear the only reason we should help other countries is to stop a war and then leave them the fuck alone ive had it with the bitching. down the street there an apartment complex and my friends neighbors hung their Iraq flag off the balcony so he thought hey that a good idea so he hung his American flag off his they called and reported it as hate crime and he had to take his flag down. Immigrants have more rights that American's do and its bullshit
User avatar #237 - thedutchs (09/18/2014) [-]
I don't live in America, bud. And having to pledge allegiance to a flag is as close to fascism as it gets in western society. No country I've ever been had kids that needed to pledge allegiance to their flag. Why? Because it isn't a normal thing to ask.

I love where I live, and I chose to love it. Noone told me to.
#251 - LeifEricson (09/19/2014) [-]
**LeifEricson rolled image** im just saying they removed the pledge from schools cause it offended other cultures that moved to AMERICA if you don't like the culture get the fuck out we pledge to the flag not just cause its patriotic but our flag mean more to use than most know when my brother went to the Iraq war he died and all I got back was a flag. with his dog tags our parents died and it was just me and him in a house rooming and going to college, He died protecting his country and when he did he risked his life and save his buddy and a small Iraq child from an IED. I always said we should never have gotten involved over there strengthen our borders and let them fuck each other up but no he always said were helping people he wanted to help them end their war so everyone can get along , so when people don't want to do the pledge fine. but don't come to the country I love and try to tell me my flag offends you cause your not from here or make fun of our national anthem or our military cause then you really need to get the fuck out
User avatar #94 - thedutchs (09/18/2014) [-]
correction: 4th of may.
#29 - Well maybe you can start by killing yourself and not holding us back.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on (untitled) +4
#31 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
I fail to see any logic in your "advise". You want to kill myself because?..
#26 - That's called a blank. That cop didn't use a blank... 09/17/2014 on Fork da police +3
#52 - Brochacho have you seen "The Eagle" on Netlix? Chann… 09/17/2014 on look it up 0
#23 - Jaden stopped squinting for a brief second. 09/16/2014 on M.Cyrus dancing +3
#26 - You look so tired.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on butterscotch chamberpot +6
User avatar #78 - zight (09/17/2014) [-]
you look like you haven't slept in years
#103 - epicactual (09/17/2014) [-]
We haven't

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User avatar #26 - thetaxman (08/07/2014) [-]
noted
#24 - espay **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
You dirty ******* nord
User avatar #25 to #24 - Mahazama (09/07/2013) [-]
I beg your absolute highest of pardons?
User avatar #14 - evilcookie (08/07/2011) [-]
Are you israeli or something?
Cuz your name... its a word in hebrew....
User avatar #15 to #14 - Mahazama (08/07/2011) [-]
nah bru it's an americanization of the IRISH surname O'Meagher.
but what does my name in hebrew mean?
User avatar #16 to #15 - evilcookie (08/08/2011) [-]
Mahazama is like a community of people that rise for a goal, kinda thing.
User avatar #18 to #16 - Mahazama (09/05/2011) [-]
Could you possibly give me the direct Hebrew writing? i'd like to research the word.
User avatar #19 to #18 - evilcookie (09/05/2011) [-]
מעצמה
it also means strength
glad to help :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - Mahazama (09/05/2011) [-]
thank you =D
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mahazama (08/08/2011) [-]
this is interesting to know, thank you for telling me :)
User avatar #12 - mutodude (03/15/2011) [-]
your avatar gave me a huuuge boner :D
User avatar #13 to #12 - Mahazama (03/15/2011) [-]
glad i could help
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