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I am unsure if I know you from some other place. But I think I might not. I am still unsure though.
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ********** THAT KILLED U!
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>Gender Male
VVhy is it because your name is Mael?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
lemme suck your dik
VVhy is it because your name is Mael?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
lemme suck your dik
Okay
I'll give you anther chance
If you give me AC4 DLC 4 free
I'll give you anther chance
If you give me AC4 DLC 4 free
Franklin: I should have known you would do this, Lass...You had the cold look of a killer...You had your eyes on my price the moment you followed us down the ally way..*Coughs out blood wiping mouth* those soulless eyes...
shouldn't have insulted me like you did Franklin.... *chuckles manically* and yes i'm soulless... lost it along the time i lost my sanity... and that happened a long long time ago... *takes a deep breath closing eyes holding his breath in the slowly opening them and looking and his bloody knuckles slightly shaking from the adrenaline rush he took a few steps back looking around with sadness in his eyes*
*Smashes Maels Face with a right hook, Mael stands unflinching* Well *Left cross* WON'T * Gut SHOT* BE *Jaw center hook* ME!! *Upper cut to his chin, Mael gets knocked over slightly.* *Backs up looking at mael picking himself up as if nothing happened, Franklin stares at his hand bloody and torn to the knuckle* no...
*starts giggling look down on the floor, blood flowing down his face dripping onto the floor he start giggling more and more finally laughing* well I think i should be more open for you to be able to hit me properly... *laughs more looking at him eyes filled with madness. he stands with his right foot on the front and the other behind the right foot and stands ready* come here! give me a hug *chuckles with his voice much deeper*
*Crashes out into the hall way stumbling to get up coughing up blood* Ugh surprised me with that knock mate, *Dives under Mael's Hay maker and Slugs him in the noise* MHM *Steps Back to Knee him in the ribs he previously hit* I won't let you kill me in a physical *Throws up blood* contest...*Smashes Mael's Temples then graves his body and flips him out through the wall to the lower floor*
*Franklins Loses 3 back teeth in the first jab, Lung collapses with right cross, 5 ribs broken with a knee, internally giving out, his lean muscular tone is shattered, clean mustache drenched in blood. Hands torn, thin jawline cracked* Ughh..*Falls to his knees, Franklin groans* I can't *Spits out teeth* believe you found us, Thomas...poor Thomas...I can't....*Looks behind Mael seeing Thomas Towering over Mael Glaring, all 7'feet of him Smash Mael through the floor boards levels lower*
Thomas: Little RAT, *Graves Pillar from Wall* ******* LITTLE RAT! YOU DARE HARM MY FRIEND, I WILL DRIVE YOUR SKULL INTO THE PAVEMENT AND STAIN THE YOUR BLOOD ALL OVER THE WALLS!!
Thomas: Little RAT, *Graves Pillar from Wall* ******* LITTLE RAT! YOU DARE HARM MY FRIEND, I WILL DRIVE YOUR SKULL INTO THE PAVEMENT AND STAIN THE YOUR BLOOD ALL OVER THE WALLS!!
*Dives down unto of Mael Drastically clashing against him* You little son of a bitch, I will *Smashes Mael In the ribs sending him flying through the next room* TEAR YOU OPEN FROM YOUR CHEST *Before Mael could get up Thomas jumps up and drops both his heavy legs on Mael*
Boy on your feet, pain is a stranger. Come boy knock that stick against this side of my face
I used to be a high ranking member of the blood brothers, I was trained to be peak human levels. I was apart of the blood brothers solider breeding program. We were trained from birth by scientists to the peak mental and physical feats of man. I was apart of their task force, Killing the "Cancer" of the world, Human supremacy over the planet. I deflected, they captured me, threw me into their underground test facilities. From what I remember it was designed to designed to monitor and eliminate genetically defective hybrids. Study them, but also on the ultimate goal of the blood brothers, were the creation of death camps. I managed to survive their testing and toxins for 46 days. I escaped to the lower levels, there I found Thomas, Long bloody escape later we liberated the department to cover our escape....Thomas wouldn't have left. we have been drifters til Thomas killed a troop of soldiers in river side some odd months ago.
*Looks away* While I was there, I think *face shows a little sign of struggle to remember* There was the director, he would walk up and down the blocks, They injected me with toxin to see if my muscles would break down, then they shot gas into my chamber, I endured the chemical washes, Then moved me to block..*takes off cap* S I believe, Near the bottom, where all their dangerous subjects went, I had to fight to survive down there, I lasted their torture due to my physical structure...which prevented the build-up of fatigue poisons in my muscles. Their drugs didn't effect me me immune was highly resistant to many diseases and increasing the speed at which I would heal from injuries and recuperates from illness. My room was empty....And I remember there was this....woman and the director who walked the halls at night....
Thomas: Ha HA. They had to restrain me to these steel, enforced beams on my hands and legs, cause I would crash against the foundation in my cell.
Franklin: We flooded the facility and opened all the cells, The doctors and guards didn't stand a chance against the inmates.
Thomas: I remember during out break out, there was something bigger then me down there, When we flooded block S, Musta been 10 feet tall, vegetation escaped. It was a wild night.. *Chuckles to himself*
Franklin: We flooded the facility and opened all the cells, The doctors and guards didn't stand a chance against the inmates.
Thomas: I remember during out break out, there was something bigger then me down there, When we flooded block S, Musta been 10 feet tall, vegetation escaped. It was a wild night.. *Chuckles to himself*
Franklin: They closed off everyone inside, Thomas managed to rip off one of the hatches to the waste pipes. Not to many escaped the flood...We drifted the country, made our way to the north...Made it to riverside where we heard there was work to be hand...We stayed low til Thomas made it to a brothel and he was ambushed by a troop during the blood brothers upraise, taking over the capital and riverside.
Thomas: The rats tried to use the visage of women against me, I smashed each one of their skulls into the pavement.
Franklin: same reason we are here, we are looking for work...And maybe a little pay back.
Thomas: The rats tried to use the visage of women against me, I smashed each one of their skulls into the pavement.
Franklin: same reason we are here, we are looking for work...And maybe a little pay back.
Franklin: I can only remember the figure and the woman he walked with...
Thomas: *scratches beard* I remember the woman he was with...She was the one who put us up against each other...Saw her get split in two...Everyone wanted to get a piece of her...Torn to a bloody pulp.
Thomas: *scratches beard* I remember the woman he was with...She was the one who put us up against each other...Saw her get split in two...Everyone wanted to get a piece of her...Torn to a bloody pulp.
Wake up boy wake up come on up, everyday the wolves don't find us is a good day...something we should cherish...
Tu mesh has that affect on you too? *Stops on a branch* your pretty fast for someone so short *Pokes you on your forehead* Well, the reason Marina made you....Or as Tu mesh likes to call her Mother....When **** hit the fan in the old world, She moved over most of the European Union I am sure you will learn about the old world, with the help of her creation, "The Children." You and your family, Then she created the "Garden". A zone radiation free with everything she could salvage from the atomic age. I am not a historian like Tu mesh, all I know is your family is the 3rd Generation...
*Doesn't look at your and takes your bucket and sits on it* Tu mesh, Mana and i, are all as old as the Garden itself, I am sure Tu mesh told you there were many humans here, people meant to repopulate the world, Scientists, Artists, Children, all those meant to create a Utopian society...Tu mesh Raised your great grand father here in the Garden, I kept the children in the forest. We are not human in the physical sense...We are stronger, derived from our artificially determined genetic structure bone and muscle tissue is denser than any human. Mana is the first attempt of the Children to create a protector of their people...We were the last guardians with names....
*takes a bite of the apple and looks carefully slightly squinting his eyes* emm... shnow and treesh? *starts carefully chewing on the bite and swallows it* wait... way you always throwing me apples as if i'm some sort of dog that is being rewarded for it's tricks? and if so, what kind of trick did i do?
*groans in sleep rolling over but troubled from who might be behind the door he stands up putting some light clothes on. he staggered over to the from door and asked* who is it?? *for him it was quite natural someone was not asleep at 3 o'clock of the night*
Kiddo: Didn't catch you at a bad time did I? *Kicks boots off and loses coat* Nice place here, under the subways one room, I am fine myself thanks for asking. I am going to cut the banter seeing as I am on a time limit but, Lass I know you were looking for some work and I think I may have found a position suited to your talents, instead of working as a thug in this part of the city...I know a few people who are in the mits of something big between the underground and your former handlers , the blood brothers, so...this may interest you... Word among the surface is that...They are slowly establishing a new america. They expanded their reach to as far as the nuclear white.
yes how are you... and please do come in at 3 o'clock of the night and feel at home *smiles saying all that sarcastically* want a drink? *goes to the kitchen turning on the lights and opening the fridge taking out a coffee can. shakes it and opens it drinking it slowly trying to wake up* and yes i guess... but you know my bad bond with blood brothers....
Kiddo: well you are not working with the blood brothers Lass, *Takes cup* Thank you...*Sips* a few of my associate's who have cultivated skill in murder. You know the Blood brothers, Human supervisory over "the rest". They seem to be concerned with the rapid expansion over whats coming, There are many groups who are going to be affected by this retaking....We are asking you to join our side in this...
