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#106 - I LOVE KEYBOARD CAT!!! 07/25/2011 on Awesome Meme Cakes 0
#871 - Good show old bean! I too shall!  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Germany +1
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#492 - This is so fake...I mean, I know the show is scripted, but som… 07/25/2011 on Epic Jerry Springer moment -2
#859 - If you do come, it's lovely to visit really, but living here i…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Germany +1
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User avatar #871 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
Good show old bean! I too shall!
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#219 - Okay, if I can just bitch for a second about the LGBT communit… 07/25/2011 on Facebook is really getting... +2
#820 - I liked the Percy Jackson series ;_; But, then again, I…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Germany 0
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User avatar #859 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
If you do come, it's lovely to visit really, but living here is...eh.

Also, wtf is up with all the thumbs downing? I've seen it on almost every page. Someone is being a failtroll.
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User avatar #871 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
Good show old bean! I too shall!
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#324 - Just curious, but what is your native language?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2011 on Lottery +16
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#774 - I enjoyed this. I wish there were more pages like this, on Ger… 07/25/2011 on Germany 0
#764 - I live in Missouri, and please don't get me started on it. …  [+] (14 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Germany 0
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User avatar #820 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
I liked the Percy Jackson series ;_;

But, then again, I love to read in general. It sounds really shitty, I'm sorry. If you visit San Fran, I'm sure the LGBT people would help de-stress you. In St. Louis, we're usually pretty laid back, and really care about people, and I'm assuming San Fran is similar. Except with a bridge and not an Arch.
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User avatar #859 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
If you do come, it's lovely to visit really, but living here is...eh.

Also, wtf is up with all the thumbs downing? I've seen it on almost every page. Someone is being a failtroll.
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User avatar #871 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
Good show old bean! I too shall!
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#503 - Okay, good. I mean, sorry for the awkward question, but I'd be…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2011 on Body Tricks +1
User avatar #505 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
Eh.
#497 - Also, food in the lungs would really suck. Like, a lot.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2011 on Body Tricks +1
User avatar #499 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
That's why your epiglottis there, Cause food in your lungs means death to your life :)
#494 - All I need to know is if I can damage it via oral sex. I hate …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Body Tricks 0
#614 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey, im a woman and i did damage my epiglottis during oral sex. I was deepthroating my boyfriend (excuse me for being so blunt) and i used to notice that my voice came out different after sex like that. The voice problem went away after 5-10 min usually, but then i also started noticing that i cough a lot more just during everyday life, saliva seems to slip down my throat to make me cough more often than before. This kind of coughing thing when saliva slips down your throat i guess towards the lungs happens more often now. Not nice when you run for example and gotta stop to cough again. I stopped the deepthoating like 3-4 months ago and the problem is still happening. It wouldnt happen just because of normal oral sex, but more the kind of deepthroating you see in hardcore BDSM porn. So ladies (or boys :-) ), dont worry, but take care when things get extreme.
User avatar #498 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
no you can't damage it via oral sex.
User avatar #503 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
Okay, good. I mean, sorry for the awkward question, but I'd be pretty upset if I went to the doctor and he was like "It would seem that you've damaged your epiglottis, how the fuck did you manage that, hmm? I think we both know."

So, thanks for answering :D
User avatar #505 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
Eh.
#483 - I think it is, thanks! Really freaked me out. I won't lie, the…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Body Tricks 0
User avatar #490 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
It would be more likely the epiglottis but i doubt i can change your mind, But i can explain why i think it is, The epiglottis is not from down from your throat, It is a flap in your throat that comes down when you swallow, Or if you're sticking something in your throat "finger" so that it leads to the stomach and no food gets caught in the lungs.
User avatar #497 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
Also, food in the lungs would really suck. Like, a lot.
User avatar #499 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
That's why your epiglottis there, Cause food in your lungs means death to your life :)
User avatar #494 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
All I need to know is if I can damage it via oral sex. I hate to be so blunt, but, yes.
#614 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey, im a woman and i did damage my epiglottis during oral sex. I was deepthroating my boyfriend (excuse me for being so blunt) and i used to notice that my voice came out different after sex like that. The voice problem went away after 5-10 min usually, but then i also started noticing that i cough a lot more just during everyday life, saliva seems to slip down my throat to make me cough more often than before. This kind of coughing thing when saliva slips down your throat i guess towards the lungs happens more often now. Not nice when you run for example and gotta stop to cough again. I stopped the deepthoating like 3-4 months ago and the problem is still happening. It wouldnt happen just because of normal oral sex, but more the kind of deepthroating you see in hardcore BDSM porn. So ladies (or boys :-) ), dont worry, but take care when things get extreme.
User avatar #498 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
no you can't damage it via oral sex.
User avatar #503 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
Okay, good. I mean, sorry for the awkward question, but I'd be pretty upset if I went to the doctor and he was like "It would seem that you've damaged your epiglottis, how the fuck did you manage that, hmm? I think we both know."

So, thanks for answering :D
User avatar #505 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
Eh.
User avatar #491 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
Not far down* not, "Not from down"
User avatar #484 - negativeone (07/25/2011) [-]
Hah!
#311 - Comment deleted 07/25/2011 on Hasta La Vista [Baby] +4
#479 - The *********** ? Google time! Be right back with … 07/25/2011 on Body Tricks 0
#471 - Choking yourself? I had a friend die of that freshman year. 07/25/2011 on Body Tricks -1
#470 - No it's not, the flap I'm talking about is actually a flap, an…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Body Tricks 0
User avatar #472 - negativeone (07/25/2011) [-]
Oh, that is the oropharynx I believe.
User avatar #487 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
thinking of how the oropharynx or any vocal structures are probably lower that what your finger can reach
It is most likely the Epiglottis
User avatar #483 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
I think it is, thanks! Really freaked me out. I won't lie, the movie "Alien" came to mind.
User avatar #490 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
It would be more likely the epiglottis but i doubt i can change your mind, But i can explain why i think it is, The epiglottis is not from down from your throat, It is a flap in your throat that comes down when you swallow, Or if you're sticking something in your throat "finger" so that it leads to the stomach and no food gets caught in the lungs.
User avatar #497 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
Also, food in the lungs would really suck. Like, a lot.
User avatar #499 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
That's why your epiglottis there, Cause food in your lungs means death to your life :)
User avatar #494 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
All I need to know is if I can damage it via oral sex. I hate to be so blunt, but, yes.
#614 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey, im a woman and i did damage my epiglottis during oral sex. I was deepthroating my boyfriend (excuse me for being so blunt) and i used to notice that my voice came out different after sex like that. The voice problem went away after 5-10 min usually, but then i also started noticing that i cough a lot more just during everyday life, saliva seems to slip down my throat to make me cough more often than before. This kind of coughing thing when saliva slips down your throat i guess towards the lungs happens more often now. Not nice when you run for example and gotta stop to cough again. I stopped the deepthoating like 3-4 months ago and the problem is still happening. It wouldnt happen just because of normal oral sex, but more the kind of deepthroating you see in hardcore BDSM porn. So ladies (or boys :-) ), dont worry, but take care when things get extreme.
User avatar #498 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
no you can't damage it via oral sex.
User avatar #503 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
Okay, good. I mean, sorry for the awkward question, but I'd be pretty upset if I went to the doctor and he was like "It would seem that you've damaged your epiglottis, how the fuck did you manage that, hmm? I think we both know."

So, thanks for answering :D
User avatar #505 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
Eh.
User avatar #491 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
Not far down* not, "Not from down"
User avatar #484 - negativeone (07/25/2011) [-]
Hah!
User avatar #479 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
The whatthefuck? Google time! Be right back with conclusions in a minute.
#461 - I stuck my finger down my throat and I felt a weird flap thing…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Body Tricks 0
User avatar #465 - negativeone (07/25/2011) [-]
That is your uvula, pull on it and you may puke.
User avatar #470 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
No it's not, the flap I'm talking about is actually a flap, and at-or-belwo the base of my tongue. I'm thinking it may be a vocal structure.
User avatar #472 - negativeone (07/25/2011) [-]
Oh, that is the oropharynx I believe.
User avatar #487 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
thinking of how the oropharynx or any vocal structures are probably lower that what your finger can reach
It is most likely the Epiglottis
User avatar #483 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
I think it is, thanks! Really freaked me out. I won't lie, the movie "Alien" came to mind.
User avatar #490 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
It would be more likely the epiglottis but i doubt i can change your mind, But i can explain why i think it is, The epiglottis is not from down from your throat, It is a flap in your throat that comes down when you swallow, Or if you're sticking something in your throat "finger" so that it leads to the stomach and no food gets caught in the lungs.
User avatar #497 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
Also, food in the lungs would really suck. Like, a lot.
User avatar #499 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
That's why your epiglottis there, Cause food in your lungs means death to your life :)
User avatar #494 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
All I need to know is if I can damage it via oral sex. I hate to be so blunt, but, yes.
#614 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey, im a woman and i did damage my epiglottis during oral sex. I was deepthroating my boyfriend (excuse me for being so blunt) and i used to notice that my voice came out different after sex like that. The voice problem went away after 5-10 min usually, but then i also started noticing that i cough a lot more just during everyday life, saliva seems to slip down my throat to make me cough more often than before. This kind of coughing thing when saliva slips down your throat i guess towards the lungs happens more often now. Not nice when you run for example and gotta stop to cough again. I stopped the deepthoating like 3-4 months ago and the problem is still happening. It wouldnt happen just because of normal oral sex, but more the kind of deepthroating you see in hardcore BDSM porn. So ladies (or boys :-) ), dont worry, but take care when things get extreme.
User avatar #498 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
no you can't damage it via oral sex.
User avatar #503 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
Okay, good. I mean, sorry for the awkward question, but I'd be pretty upset if I went to the doctor and he was like "It would seem that you've damaged your epiglottis, how the fuck did you manage that, hmm? I think we both know."

So, thanks for answering :D
User avatar #505 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
Eh.
User avatar #491 - pyrelord (07/25/2011) [-]
Not far down* not, "Not from down"
User avatar #484 - negativeone (07/25/2011) [-]
Hah!
User avatar #479 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
The whatthefuck? Google time! Be right back with conclusions in a minute.
#217 - More like "Hey honey, I made some OC" 07/25/2011 on Ultra Funny Comp 1 -3
#954 - If he's your bf...lolwut? 07/25/2011 on Embarrassing moments PART 2 +1
#947 - Um, how awesome of the black guy though! It's totally random p… 07/25/2011 on Embarrassing moments PART 2 +12
#943 - Honestly it could've been much worse.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2011 on Embarrassing moments PART 2 +2
User avatar #948 - JENNAY (07/25/2011) [-]
Just the awkwardness of them having to see each other knowing what happened. Just wish people would knock
#939 - >Me, 16 >Grandma during first week of winter break, h… 07/25/2011 on Embarrassing moments PART 2 +12
#528 - It's my first time winning them! 07/25/2011 on Crisis Averted 0
#48 - FairyCraft mod for Minecraft, with the Girlycraft texture pack. 07/24/2011 on High Expectation Asian... +5

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User avatar #38 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
Since you don't have an xbox I found the pc requirements for you!
* OS: Windows XP, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Core 2 Duo 2.0 GHz or Althon X2 2.0 GHz
* RAM: 3 GB
* HDD: 15 GB
* Graphics: 512 MB card
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9.0c
User avatar #39 to #38 - MadameMeowmers (08/17/2011) [-]
OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOUU!!!

Hopefully these will match :D
#40 to #39 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
No problem bro! Anything for another Elder Scrolls Fan!
User avatar #34 to #33 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Working on stuff ranging from Drag routines to organizing a talent show. You?
User avatar #35 to #34 - nukarama (08/13/2011) [-]
Not much, reading up on Skyrim and a few other games I want to get.
User avatar #36 to #35 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Um, I'm having Skyrimgasms. Go to youtube and listen to Sons of Skyrim, the main theme song. I'm running out of underwear.
#30 - bobJML (07/14/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #31 to #30 - MadameMeowmers (07/16/2011) [-]
Nothing much. You?
#32 to #31 - bobJML (07/17/2011) [-]
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
User avatar #14 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
u want picture?
User avatar #15 to #14 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Why yes, that would be quite lovely. Also, boxer briefs are better. They're like a constant pelvic-hug.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
lol no. maybe to the briefs
User avatar #17 to #16 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Maybe what to the briefs?
#18 to #17 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
redid that picture
User avatar #19 to #18 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Awesome. I see there's another to the right. Do you shave? Or do you just not have hair? Please tell me you're not tryin the whole "twink" thing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
i shaved my balls once. BIG MISTAKE. yes i have hair.
User avatar #21 to #20 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
HA, I tried that once, in the shower. Who knew you could bleed so much from such a small cut? You could always buy a personal shaver. Or, you can even get them waxed. You must have very little hair. Plus, I doubt you're 21. Your body still seems a bit physically immature.
User avatar #22 to #21 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
yep. and no i will not get waxed. it hurts like **** . and no im not 21. if i was, i would be hammered every day of the week.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
...and be dead by 24. Yay liver failure! So how old are you then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
15. i aint even gonna lie.
User avatar #25 to #24 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Well! I'm glad you declined to send me photos. I turned 18 May 6th, and rather like not being in prison.
#26 to #25 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
one more question, are you a boy or a girl?
User avatar #27 to #26 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Ah, I'm male.
User avatar #28 to #27 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
this either got a whole lot weierder or a whole lot better. either way, i got **** to do in the morning, night.
User avatar #29 to #28 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Lol goodnight. Message me if you ever want to chat again.
#12 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2011) [-]
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.  
That's all.
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.
That's all.
User avatar #13 to #12 - MadameMeowmers (01/28/2011) [-]
Lol thank you!
User avatar #8 - Clintclemens (12/15/2010) [-]
Please, add me on steam.
User avatar #9 to #8 - MadameMeowmers (12/15/2010) [-]
Ok. How.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Clintclemens (12/17/2010) [-]
Whats your username?
User avatar #11 to #10 - MadameMeowmers (12/18/2010) [-]
Bill_S1146
User avatar #6 - knobbly (11/15/2010) [-]
Oh look at that it seems my dick is hanging out
User avatar #7 to #6 - MadameMeowmers (11/15/2010) [-]
Lets hope you can run faster than I can!
#4 - MemeGenerator (09/26/2010) [-]
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - MadameMeowmers (09/26/2010) [-]
I've never had a dedicaton ! :D
#3 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
hey baby, want to get down and dirty with me?
#1 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
Hi sexy!

1st
User avatar #2 to #1 - MadameMeowmers (05/29/2010) [-]
Lol yay!
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