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#67 - Have you ever been so hungry you break the laws of physics to …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2011 on I love my job +1
User avatar #71 - rjgnal (07/28/2011) [-]
or eat while being in the toilet.
#172 - Let us not forget the 2010 winning song of the Eurovision cont…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2011 on Loves meaning +5
#185 - tachikay (07/28/2011) [-]
Oh, little Lena...
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#175 - It's okay, we've all been there and we've all done it. But why…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2011 on Oh, minecraft +1
User avatar #176 - kiddynomitee (07/27/2011) [-]
no, i dont know why im gettting them
#171 - I didn't comment on what you wrote, I commented on something t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Oh, minecraft +1
User avatar #173 - kiddynomitee (07/27/2011) [-]
your right, i didnt mean to take it out on you. the notifications were just pissing me off
User avatar #175 - MadameMeowmers (07/27/2011) [-]
It's okay, we've all been there and we've all done it. But why are you even receiving notifications when I'm not directly replying to you, as was the case with my first comment?
User avatar #176 - kiddynomitee (07/27/2011) [-]
no, i dont know why im gettting them
#165 - Um, that was my first comment, and it wasnt even directed to y…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Oh, minecraft +3
User avatar #167 - kiddynomitee (07/27/2011) [-]
if it wasnt directed towrds me then dont comment on what i wrote
User avatar #171 - MadameMeowmers (07/27/2011) [-]
I didn't comment on what you wrote, I commented on something that someone else said in regards to what yet another person said in reply to your initial comment. First off, don't be rude to me. I don't care how many people comment in the thread that resulted from your initial question; you're not taking your frustration out on me. Secondly, just delete your initial comment, and/or stop replying to mine, because I'm going to reply back, and through your petty attempt to stop more comments, you'll be setting yourself up to receive more.
User avatar #173 - kiddynomitee (07/27/2011) [-]
your right, i didnt mean to take it out on you. the notifications were just pissing me off
User avatar #175 - MadameMeowmers (07/27/2011) [-]
It's okay, we've all been there and we've all done it. But why are you even receiving notifications when I'm not directly replying to you, as was the case with my first comment?
User avatar #176 - kiddynomitee (07/27/2011) [-]
no, i dont know why im gettting them
#169 - anondude (07/27/2011) [-]
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss *BOOM!*
#153 - No, it's a Sweden-based game. It's in Euros but converted to U…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Oh, minecraft +4
User avatar #156 - kiddynomitee (07/27/2011) [-]
all i asked if it was free ... stop fucking writing on this
User avatar #165 - MadameMeowmers (07/27/2011) [-]
Um, that was my first comment, and it wasnt even directed to you, so you don't dictate if I'm commenting on it or not.
User avatar #167 - kiddynomitee (07/27/2011) [-]
if it wasnt directed towrds me then dont comment on what i wrote
User avatar #171 - MadameMeowmers (07/27/2011) [-]
I didn't comment on what you wrote, I commented on something that someone else said in regards to what yet another person said in reply to your initial comment. First off, don't be rude to me. I don't care how many people comment in the thread that resulted from your initial question; you're not taking your frustration out on me. Secondly, just delete your initial comment, and/or stop replying to mine, because I'm going to reply back, and through your petty attempt to stop more comments, you'll be setting yourself up to receive more.
User avatar #173 - kiddynomitee (07/27/2011) [-]
your right, i didnt mean to take it out on you. the notifications were just pissing me off
User avatar #175 - MadameMeowmers (07/27/2011) [-]
It's okay, we've all been there and we've all done it. But why are you even receiving notifications when I'm not directly replying to you, as was the case with my first comment?
User avatar #176 - kiddynomitee (07/27/2011) [-]
no, i dont know why im gettting them
#169 - anondude (07/27/2011) [-]
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss *BOOM!*
#164 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/27/2011) [-]
you're on funnyjunk trying to tell people to stop commenting... that makes a lot of sense.
#538 - It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the host again, say… 07/26/2011 on Harry Potter Facts Part 5 0
#459 - Yep :D  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2011 on Harry Potter Facts Part 5 0
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User avatar #538 - MadameMeowmers (07/26/2011) [-]
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the host again, says the crazy man.
#243 - Question, do you play League of Legends under the same name?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2011 on Harry Potter Facts Part 5 +1
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User avatar #459 - MadameMeowmers (07/26/2011) [-]
Yep :D
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User avatar #538 - MadameMeowmers (07/26/2011) [-]
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the host again, says the crazy man.
#218 - Aw, I feel special lol. The other day I received one free inte… 07/26/2011 on Harry Potter Facts Part 5 +2
#194 - Well, JKR always really hinted at Voldemort not being able to … 07/26/2011 on Harry Potter Facts Part 5 +4
#90 - Show me a picture of yourself; that will decide if this leaves…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2011 on Doing Laundry +2
#100 - mooooniiikaaaaa (07/26/2011) [-]
here you go...
these are the best pictures of me...
#171 - I thought so too. Because then, it's not him deciding to be ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2011 on Harry Potter Facts Part 5 +6
User avatar #197 - sparklyvengeance (07/26/2011) [-]
"It's not a book about good triumphing over evil, it's a book about love conquering hate."
probably the best sum of the book I've ever seen.
bro fist for you.
User avatar #218 - MadameMeowmers (07/26/2011) [-]
Aw, I feel special lol. The other day I received one free internets and today I get a brofist? Aren't I on a roll! Tomorrow...the front page! MUWAHAHA!

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#167 - So wait, if Voldemort was, from birth, unable to love another …  [+] (16 new replies) 07/26/2011 on Harry Potter Facts Part 5 +15
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User avatar #243 - MadameMeowmers (07/26/2011) [-]
Question, do you play League of Legends under the same name?
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User avatar #459 - MadameMeowmers (07/26/2011) [-]
Yep :D
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User avatar #538 - MadameMeowmers (07/26/2011) [-]
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the host again, says the crazy man.
User avatar #201 - neoncookie (07/26/2011) [-]
many people were yes but no one was RAISED under his circumstances, his upbringing caused him to be bad, thats my idea anyways............its nature vs nurture all over again
#182 - danishguy (07/26/2011) [-]
He mutilated his soul, wich was only because he was a bad person. Didn't become evil and cruel untill later.
User avatar #176 - izaya (07/26/2011) [-]
I think he became so evil because he was a heir of Salazar Slytherin which himself was evil.
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User avatar #169 - rjake (07/26/2011) [-]
Well, if you look at it this way it makes sense;
There WERE more love potion births, of people who were uncapable of love. Regardless of whether they became evil or not, its the fact that Voldemort took it to the next level and murdered, stole, and split his soul that made him so evil. Also, it never specified if any of the death eaters had been born under a love potion.
User avatar #194 - MadameMeowmers (07/26/2011) [-]
Well, JKR always really hinted at Voldemort not being able to love ("you have one thing Voldemort doesn't, Harry" "What's that? A bigger wand? Because his robes were a bit tight and really, he's lacking in the flesh wand depar-" "LOVE, Harry...it's....love.."), so I wonder how the series would've changed if she focused more on Voldemort's lack of love. I think it's his lack of love that acts as a catalyst for splitting his soul and everything else he did. He couldn't feel love, but he could feel fear and power.

Just think, if his mother hadn't been a lovesick dolt, maybe Voldemort would've been another Arthur Weasley or something.
User avatar #168 - Kevilicious (07/26/2011) [-]
yea i agree, that's kinda an out for him being a major cockbag.
User avatar #171 - MadameMeowmers (07/26/2011) [-]
I thought so too. Because then, it's not him deciding to be evil, it's more like his destiny. Of course, he does act on it and does terribly evil things, but it just takes something from the whole organically-evil appearence. Really, it's like he's extremely psychologically damaged, because if he could never love then I'm assuming he couldn't feel it either, so he never grew up knowing what a maternal love was like, which then makes sense why Lily Potter's sacrifice out-of-love for Harry is almost the ultimate weapon against him.

It's not a book about good triumphing over evil, it's a book about love conquering hate.
User avatar #197 - sparklyvengeance (07/26/2011) [-]
"It's not a book about good triumphing over evil, it's a book about love conquering hate."
probably the best sum of the book I've ever seen.
bro fist for you.
User avatar #218 - MadameMeowmers (07/26/2011) [-]
Aw, I feel special lol. The other day I received one free internets and today I get a brofist? Aren't I on a roll! Tomorrow...the front page! MUWAHAHA!

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#177 - Well, I'm gay, so I guess I'll date the one with a PENIS .  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2011 on True Life Dating Advice for... +24
User avatar #181 - zraven (07/25/2011) [-]
-plays xbox with you
-helps you fix the car
-loves drinking beer with you
-high sex drive

You know, sometimes I wonder why I'm straight...
#187 - woon (07/25/2011) [-]
Because of the boobs dude
#191 - zraven (07/25/2011) [-]
I try to look for more than "boobs" in a woman.

Otherwise, mistakes can happen...
User avatar #184 - MadameMeowmers (07/25/2011) [-]
:D
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User avatar #38 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
Since you don't have an xbox I found the pc requirements for you!
* OS: Windows XP, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Core 2 Duo 2.0 GHz or Althon X2 2.0 GHz
* RAM: 3 GB
* HDD: 15 GB
* Graphics: 512 MB card
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9.0c
User avatar #39 to #38 - MadameMeowmers (08/17/2011) [-]
OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOUU!!!

Hopefully these will match :D
#40 to #39 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
No problem bro! Anything for another Elder Scrolls Fan!
User avatar #34 to #33 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Working on stuff ranging from Drag routines to organizing a talent show. You?
User avatar #35 to #34 - nukarama (08/13/2011) [-]
Not much, reading up on Skyrim and a few other games I want to get.
User avatar #36 to #35 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Um, I'm having Skyrimgasms. Go to youtube and listen to Sons of Skyrim, the main theme song. I'm running out of underwear.
#30 - bobJML (07/14/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #31 to #30 - MadameMeowmers (07/16/2011) [-]
Nothing much. You?
#32 to #31 - bobJML (07/17/2011) [-]
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
User avatar #14 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
u want picture?
User avatar #15 to #14 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Why yes, that would be quite lovely. Also, boxer briefs are better. They're like a constant pelvic-hug.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
lol no. maybe to the briefs
User avatar #17 to #16 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Maybe what to the briefs?
#18 to #17 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
redid that picture
User avatar #19 to #18 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Awesome. I see there's another to the right. Do you shave? Or do you just not have hair? Please tell me you're not tryin the whole "twink" thing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
i shaved my balls once. BIG MISTAKE. yes i have hair.
User avatar #21 to #20 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
HA, I tried that once, in the shower. Who knew you could bleed so much from such a small cut? You could always buy a personal shaver. Or, you can even get them waxed. You must have very little hair. Plus, I doubt you're 21. Your body still seems a bit physically immature.
User avatar #22 to #21 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
yep. and no i will not get waxed. it hurts like **** . and no im not 21. if i was, i would be hammered every day of the week.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
...and be dead by 24. Yay liver failure! So how old are you then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
15. i aint even gonna lie.
User avatar #25 to #24 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Well! I'm glad you declined to send me photos. I turned 18 May 6th, and rather like not being in prison.
#26 to #25 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
one more question, are you a boy or a girl?
User avatar #27 to #26 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Ah, I'm male.
User avatar #28 to #27 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
this either got a whole lot weierder or a whole lot better. either way, i got **** to do in the morning, night.
User avatar #29 to #28 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Lol goodnight. Message me if you ever want to chat again.
#12 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2011) [-]
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.  
That's all.
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.
That's all.
User avatar #13 to #12 - MadameMeowmers (01/28/2011) [-]
Lol thank you!
User avatar #8 - Clintclemens (12/15/2010) [-]
Please, add me on steam.
User avatar #9 to #8 - MadameMeowmers (12/15/2010) [-]
Ok. How.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Clintclemens (12/17/2010) [-]
Whats your username?
User avatar #11 to #10 - MadameMeowmers (12/18/2010) [-]
Bill_S1146
User avatar #6 - knobbly (11/15/2010) [-]
Oh look at that it seems my dick is hanging out
User avatar #7 to #6 - MadameMeowmers (11/15/2010) [-]
Lets hope you can run faster than I can!
#4 - MemeGenerator (09/26/2010) [-]
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - MadameMeowmers (09/26/2010) [-]
I've never had a dedicaton ! :D
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2010) [-]
hey baby, want to get down and dirty with me?
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2010) [-]
Hi sexy!

1st
User avatar #2 to #1 - MadameMeowmers (05/29/2010) [-]
Lol yay!
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