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#111 - I don't have a conllorter :-/ BUT, **** YO… 08/13/2011 on Skyrim Facts 2 0
#398 - I couldn't possibly ever ask for more. Thank you Nukarama! 08/13/2011 on Skyrim Facts part 1 0
#395 - Thank you my kind, kind Dragonborn. 08/13/2011 on Skyrim Facts part 1 0
#92 - Because for some reason it seems more valid when it's console.…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2011 on Skyrim Facts 2 +1
User avatar #103 - stuckinapool (08/13/2011) [-]
You could always buy it for pc and hook your 360 conllorter into your computer...
User avatar #111 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
I don't have a conllorter :-/

BUT, FUCK YOU IN EVERY BEST POSSIBLE WAY FOR TELLING ME THIS!!! I'M TOTALLY DOING THIS (if I get the game)!

You get Madame points
#82 - GreatBear, two things: Damn you for making me want a ga…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2011 on Skyrim Facts 2 +1
User avatar #85 - greatbear (08/13/2011) [-]
No problem. Don't you have a computer? Why would you need console, computer is much better
User avatar #92 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Because for some reason it seems more valid when it's console. I mean, I know computers are the way to go (saved to an account so you can't just lose all your data, updates, blah blah) but to actually have an Xbox360 conllorter in my hands would be a wonderful touch. Sentemental I suppose.

Also, I'm on the wikipedia page, and GreatBear, you can TELEPORT in this game with use of the Dragon Shouts! Or summon a dragon! Or slow down time, but that's not as interesting. Oh GreatBear, sigh.
User avatar #103 - stuckinapool (08/13/2011) [-]
You could always buy it for pc and hook your 360 conllorter into your computer...
User avatar #111 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
I don't have a conllorter :-/

BUT, FUCK YOU IN EVERY BEST POSSIBLE WAY FOR TELLING ME THIS!!! I'M TOTALLY DOING THIS (if I get the game)!

You get Madame points
#354 - Oblivion was and is to date my most favourite consle game ever…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2011 on Skyrim Facts part 1 +4
#393 - nukarama (08/13/2011) [-]
I will name a spell after you and murder everything for you MadameMeowmers! This I swear!!
User avatar #398 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
I couldn't possibly ever ask for more. Thank you Nukarama!
#386 - dovahkiiin (08/13/2011) [-]
*sniff* I will, I'll conquer the whole damn province for you bro . . .
User avatar #395 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Thank you my kind, kind Dragonborn.
#397 - What do you mean who would do it? The Republicans and Democrat…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/13/2011 on Fuk yeah! 0
User avatar #398 - maddyness (08/13/2011) [-]
Who would vote in a system like that?
Who would put one party in one year/term and then get rid of all the go they did by putting in someone that will just erase it?

Seriously I say keep Obama in right now.
I am not caught up on politics because I choose to stay out of it for the most part but he seems to be doing some good for America.
User avatar #400 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Well, it's not like we keep them in for one term then switch to the other party.

One term lasts 4 years. One President can serve two terms--8 years total. Bush was in for two terms, and people really aren't sure about Obama. I've heard that he might not run for office again.

There's no restriction to how long one party can be in office, ie we could have eight Democrats in office in a row. It just depends on how the elections go.

So, basically that's the reason why there is such a political war--because another president could come in and undo everything else. It's happened this year, actually: George W. Bush (the first) enacted Don't Ask Don't Tell, which restricted homosexuals from being out in the military. Obama reversed it.
User avatar #401 - maddyness (08/13/2011) [-]
Well yeah you can see the problem when one president does that for bad things.

Just touching on that Homosexuals being in the military thing though.
What does one's sexuality have to do with serving one's country?
And why should they care?
Is a homosexual going to care less about his brothers and sisters in the military dying? No.
It's not as it they're going to hook up out there and spend all their time in their bunks so why should it matter?

Sorry I ranted a little there.
It's just...urgh it's so stupid how they put something like that over the persons ability and conviction to serving and protecting their country!

Whoever comes up with the rule to keep homosexuals and lesbians out of the military is ever around me I'll strangle them!
...okay not literally but I feel like it! XD
User avatar #402 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Conservative Republicans tend to be fundamentalist Christians, in my experience. So, it's usualy a war between logic and faith as well.
User avatar #403 - maddyness (08/14/2011) [-]
Logic and faith.

Silly to me.
Some faith leaves logic behind and some logic leaves faith behind.

Logically it shouldn't matter to them.
And if war is made in God's name well I say they're actually doing homosexuals a favour not being associated with a bunch of people who start wars over which set of ideals their religion tells them to follow.

Yeah I am not religious. XD
But religion does teach many great qualities for people to follow to be good people.
But they also have some silly ones in context of today's world.

Plus NO RELIGION DEBATE PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO START ONE!

...even though I feel may already have....oops...
User avatar #404 - MadameMeowmers (08/14/2011) [-]
You're fine lol.
#208 - You think that makes you feel small? **** , I feel… 08/13/2011 on We're Smaller Than We Think -1
#403 - :D  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2011 on Bath Moment +1
User avatar #453 - deathzor (08/13/2011) [-]
8D
#382 - We're kinda sorta working on it. The reason I really, r…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/13/2011 on Fuk yeah! 0
User avatar #391 - maddyness (08/13/2011) [-]
hat literally makes no sense at all.
Who would do that?
Seriously.
User avatar #397 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
What do you mean who would do it? The Republicans and Democrats are like mortal enemies; there isn't a time in our country when there isn't a political war going on.
User avatar #398 - maddyness (08/13/2011) [-]
Who would vote in a system like that?
Who would put one party in one year/term and then get rid of all the go they did by putting in someone that will just erase it?

Seriously I say keep Obama in right now.
I am not caught up on politics because I choose to stay out of it for the most part but he seems to be doing some good for America.
User avatar #400 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Well, it's not like we keep them in for one term then switch to the other party.

One term lasts 4 years. One President can serve two terms--8 years total. Bush was in for two terms, and people really aren't sure about Obama. I've heard that he might not run for office again.

There's no restriction to how long one party can be in office, ie we could have eight Democrats in office in a row. It just depends on how the elections go.

So, basically that's the reason why there is such a political war--because another president could come in and undo everything else. It's happened this year, actually: George W. Bush (the first) enacted Don't Ask Don't Tell, which restricted homosexuals from being out in the military. Obama reversed it.
User avatar #401 - maddyness (08/13/2011) [-]
Well yeah you can see the problem when one president does that for bad things.

Just touching on that Homosexuals being in the military thing though.
What does one's sexuality have to do with serving one's country?
And why should they care?
Is a homosexual going to care less about his brothers and sisters in the military dying? No.
It's not as it they're going to hook up out there and spend all their time in their bunks so why should it matter?

Sorry I ranted a little there.
It's just...urgh it's so stupid how they put something like that over the persons ability and conviction to serving and protecting their country!

Whoever comes up with the rule to keep homosexuals and lesbians out of the military is ever around me I'll strangle them!
...okay not literally but I feel like it! XD
User avatar #402 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Conservative Republicans tend to be fundamentalist Christians, in my experience. So, it's usualy a war between logic and faith as well.
User avatar #403 - maddyness (08/14/2011) [-]
Logic and faith.

Silly to me.
Some faith leaves logic behind and some logic leaves faith behind.

Logically it shouldn't matter to them.
And if war is made in God's name well I say they're actually doing homosexuals a favour not being associated with a bunch of people who start wars over which set of ideals their religion tells them to follow.

Yeah I am not religious. XD
But religion does teach many great qualities for people to follow to be good people.
But they also have some silly ones in context of today's world.

Plus NO RELIGION DEBATE PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO START ONE!

...even though I feel may already have....oops...
User avatar #404 - MadameMeowmers (08/14/2011) [-]
You're fine lol.
#28 - I have terrible vision, so bad that I was told at 14 I should … 08/12/2011 on cleaning my glasses 0
#27 - You look good in them :(  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2011 on cleaning my glasses +1
User avatar #44 - deathzor (08/12/2011) [-]
Spanks muchly.
#57 - This always pisses me off, the idea that straight men can't sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2011 on every fucking time(OC) +2
User avatar #60 - raichuusetundabolt (11/19/2011) [-]
what pisses me off is the notion and misconception that crying is a feminine attribute,
crying is a human quality because we have emotions
#133 - ...that's the only reason? 08/12/2011 on Fuk yeah! 0
#53 - Ya, I live in St. Louis too :) 08/12/2011 on Omegle TeddyTroll 2 0
#119 - Let's trade places! Also, why do you want to live here?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2011 on Fuk yeah! 0
User avatar #265 - shinypikachu (08/12/2011) [-]
I want to live In america to make money, euro worths more than dollar but here its hard to have money <.<
#108 - I wish I could live in Europe :'( I'm scared ***…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2011 on Fuk yeah! 0
User avatar #115 - shinypikachu (08/12/2011) [-]
I wsh i Could Live in america, insted of europe <.<
User avatar #119 - MadameMeowmers (08/12/2011) [-]
Let's trade places!

Also, why do you want to live here?
User avatar #265 - shinypikachu (08/12/2011) [-]
I want to live In america to make money, euro worths more than dollar but here its hard to have money <.<
#70 - Cute comic! The reason why though, to my understanding, is bec… 08/12/2011 on How to make muffins +4
#1180 - Oh my goodness, bastardizing my comment lol. These are… 08/11/2011 on My fag brother 0
#581 - Wait, you try underwear on at the store?? 08/11/2011 on Big ol' Bums 0
#442 - His 1994 chin is seriously freaking me out! 08/11/2011 on Keanu Reeves is immortal -1
#618 - As a gay male, I'm okay with the casual throwing-of-the-term &…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2011 on My fag brother +9
#648 - anonymous (08/11/2011) [-]
"Faggot" is a ball of meat.
Your idea of a "discriminatory word" bothers me.
It's not a "discriminatory word," it's a noun, and it's a ball of meet.
Seriously. Fuck you. I'm sick of this shit. Just because in this modern day people use it offensively, it's still just a ball of fucking meat. I can still walk into a super market and purchase a box of "Pork Faggots," problem?
Also, on that note, gay means happy. I still have a grandparent who when talking about his past talks about how much of a "gay old time" it was.

TL;DR - You're a happy man who is offended by meat balls.
User avatar #667 - drewolo (08/11/2011) [-]
no you are wrong, the word faggot has 2 meanings. Is is an offensive word for gay people and it is a ball of meat. Just like gay has to different meanings, it means a man likes another man and it means happy. so you cant go and say that if someone is calling you a faggot "your calling me a ball of meat," since they don"t mean it in that way.
User avatar #643 - LastCall (08/11/2011) [-]
The word has always set my teeth on edge.. I guess having it slung at me so often has had that effect on me.

I agree with you though... This is just ridiculous.
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#252 - Adele all the way! 08/10/2011 on Lamb of God -3
#148 - No my dear anon, I shouldn't have skipped typing class, as it'… 08/10/2011 on Ash Ketchum 0
#71 - I haven't had a slurpee since I was a child. I don't know wher… 08/10/2011 on Troll +1

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User avatar #38 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
Since you don't have an xbox I found the pc requirements for you!
* OS: Windows XP, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Core 2 Duo 2.0 GHz or Althon X2 2.0 GHz
* RAM: 3 GB
* HDD: 15 GB
* Graphics: 512 MB card
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9.0c
User avatar #39 to #38 - MadameMeowmers (08/17/2011) [-]
OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOUU!!!

Hopefully these will match :D
#40 to #39 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
No problem bro! Anything for another Elder Scrolls Fan!
User avatar #34 to #33 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Working on stuff ranging from Drag routines to organizing a talent show. You?
User avatar #35 to #34 - nukarama (08/13/2011) [-]
Not much, reading up on Skyrim and a few other games I want to get.
User avatar #36 to #35 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Um, I'm having Skyrimgasms. Go to youtube and listen to Sons of Skyrim, the main theme song. I'm running out of underwear.
#30 - bobJML (07/14/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #31 to #30 - MadameMeowmers (07/16/2011) [-]
Nothing much. You?
#32 to #31 - bobJML (07/17/2011) [-]
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
User avatar #14 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
u want picture?
User avatar #15 to #14 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Why yes, that would be quite lovely. Also, boxer briefs are better. They're like a constant pelvic-hug.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
lol no. maybe to the briefs
User avatar #17 to #16 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Maybe what to the briefs?
#18 to #17 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
redid that picture
User avatar #19 to #18 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Awesome. I see there's another to the right. Do you shave? Or do you just not have hair? Please tell me you're not tryin the whole "twink" thing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
i shaved my balls once. BIG MISTAKE. yes i have hair.
User avatar #21 to #20 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
HA, I tried that once, in the shower. Who knew you could bleed so much from such a small cut? You could always buy a personal shaver. Or, you can even get them waxed. You must have very little hair. Plus, I doubt you're 21. Your body still seems a bit physically immature.
User avatar #22 to #21 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
yep. and no i will not get waxed. it hurts like **** . and no im not 21. if i was, i would be hammered every day of the week.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
...and be dead by 24. Yay liver failure! So how old are you then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
15. i aint even gonna lie.
User avatar #25 to #24 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Well! I'm glad you declined to send me photos. I turned 18 May 6th, and rather like not being in prison.
#26 to #25 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
one more question, are you a boy or a girl?
User avatar #27 to #26 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Ah, I'm male.
User avatar #28 to #27 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
this either got a whole lot weierder or a whole lot better. either way, i got **** to do in the morning, night.
User avatar #29 to #28 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Lol goodnight. Message me if you ever want to chat again.
#12 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2011) [-]
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.  
That's all.
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.
That's all.
User avatar #13 to #12 - MadameMeowmers (01/28/2011) [-]
Lol thank you!
User avatar #8 - Clintclemens (12/15/2010) [-]
Please, add me on steam.
User avatar #9 to #8 - MadameMeowmers (12/15/2010) [-]
Ok. How.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Clintclemens (12/17/2010) [-]
Whats your username?
User avatar #11 to #10 - MadameMeowmers (12/18/2010) [-]
Bill_S1146
User avatar #6 - knobbly (11/15/2010) [-]
Oh look at that it seems my dick is hanging out
User avatar #7 to #6 - MadameMeowmers (11/15/2010) [-]
Lets hope you can run faster than I can!
#4 - MemeGenerator (09/26/2010) [-]
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - MadameMeowmers (09/26/2010) [-]
I've never had a dedicaton ! :D
#3 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
hey baby, want to get down and dirty with me?
#1 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
Hi sexy!

1st
User avatar #2 to #1 - MadameMeowmers (05/29/2010) [-]
Lol yay!
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