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MadameMeowmers

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Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
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#181 - My god, you don't live in St. Louis, do you? D:!  [+] (7 new replies) 10/27/2011 on I cant explain this 0
User avatar #184 - demandsgayversion (10/27/2011) [-]
Nope. I live in Idaho.
User avatar #188 - MadameMeowmers (10/27/2011) [-]
Well you have the classy LGBT community in Idaho.
User avatar #191 - demandsgayversion (10/27/2011) [-]
Meh, most people are too normal. At least you must be able to TELL who's gay, right? I'm just glad I'm already set with a life partner, otherwise finding a mate in Idaho would be a serious pain in the ass.
User avatar #195 - MadameMeowmers (10/27/2011) [-]
Mmm, weelll we kind of have certain areas that we predominately stick to, like the Central West End, The Grove, Tower Grove (different places), etc.

But, in my opinion, we have a huge Twink problem. That's harsh, but seriously, they annoy the hell out of me. We've worked so hard for these rights, and you go and act like that? It's wrong of me somewhere along the line, I'm sure, but goodness.
User avatar #196 - demandsgayversion (10/27/2011) [-]
You make good points, but up here it's hard to distinguish the redneck from the redneck who enjoys phallus.
User avatar #207 - MadameMeowmers (10/27/2011) [-]
If I might be so bold to say, ew, lol.
User avatar #236 - demandsgayversion (10/27/2011) [-]
lol
#172 - Nope, we just have to deal with Twinks.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/27/2011 on I cant explain this 0
User avatar #178 - demandsgayversion (10/27/2011) [-]
Oh come on, the obnoxious hollywood goofs aren't that common.
User avatar #181 - MadameMeowmers (10/27/2011) [-]
My god, you don't live in St. Louis, do you? D:!
User avatar #184 - demandsgayversion (10/27/2011) [-]
Nope. I live in Idaho.
User avatar #188 - MadameMeowmers (10/27/2011) [-]
Well you have the classy LGBT community in Idaho.
User avatar #191 - demandsgayversion (10/27/2011) [-]
Meh, most people are too normal. At least you must be able to TELL who's gay, right? I'm just glad I'm already set with a life partner, otherwise finding a mate in Idaho would be a serious pain in the ass.
User avatar #195 - MadameMeowmers (10/27/2011) [-]
Mmm, weelll we kind of have certain areas that we predominately stick to, like the Central West End, The Grove, Tower Grove (different places), etc.

But, in my opinion, we have a huge Twink problem. That's harsh, but seriously, they annoy the hell out of me. We've worked so hard for these rights, and you go and act like that? It's wrong of me somewhere along the line, I'm sure, but goodness.
User avatar #196 - demandsgayversion (10/27/2011) [-]
You make good points, but up here it's hard to distinguish the redneck from the redneck who enjoys phallus.
User avatar #207 - MadameMeowmers (10/27/2011) [-]
If I might be so bold to say, ew, lol.
User avatar #236 - demandsgayversion (10/27/2011) [-]
lol
#4 - That awkward moment when Adele shows up out of the blue, uninvited. 10/25/2011 on awkward moment comp. +1
#37 - **MadameMeowmers rolled a random image** This is related to … 10/25/2011 on I'm Caucasian and what is this 0
#106 - -English -French 10/24/2011 on Language 0
#26 - LOL, I actually am gay. 10/23/2011 on Facts about Fags +4
#33 - I AM gay, and as a gay male activist in the LGBT community of … 10/22/2011 on The Army 0
#27 - Crossdressing is still under the Transgender umbrella. 10/22/2011 on The Army 0
#20 - That is a Male to Female Transgendered person. If Lesbians, Ga…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2011 on The Army +1
User avatar #29 - ireallylikepotatoe (10/22/2011) [-]
LOL! HE said gays have it hard!

#SimpleMind
User avatar #33 - MadameMeowmers (10/22/2011) [-]
I AM gay, and as a gay male activist in the LGBT community of St. Louis, I believe I have not only the right to my above opinion, but the experiences to back it up.
#22 - Absolute Madman (10/22/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's just a dude in drag
User avatar #27 - MadameMeowmers (10/22/2011) [-]
Crossdressing is still under the Transgender umbrella.
#76 - Reminds me of Runescape music! 10/21/2011 on Mother of god +5
#82 - **MadameMeowmers rolled a random image** why I use condoms. 10/21/2011 on 5 funny condom ads pt. 3 +31
#136 - Here in StL, bears are just hairy/various-degress-of-overweigh… 10/21/2011 on Estonia 0
#128 - One word answer: Bears. Also, I'm fine with either. I'm…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2011 on Estonia 0
User avatar #130 - cybertoyger (10/21/2011) [-]
I would have to say masochists first, haha xP
Because I'm borderline bear, or I used to be before my doc put me on a diet and so I can get into the Navy. Well, assuming 22 is old enough to be a bear, people usually tell me its like 30+
User avatar #136 - MadameMeowmers (10/21/2011) [-]
Here in StL, bears are just hairy/various-degress-of-overweight/large build. We also have Stallions, though the term isn't quite as common: A hairy gay man who is (more or less) masculine and fit or buff.
#118 - This is what people assume I have in my house when I tell them…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2011 on Estonia +12
User avatar #127 - cybertoyger (10/21/2011) [-]
Oh God why spiked ones! Dx
I can understand ribbed and alien and animal and vibrating ones and ones that squirt, but who invented spiked dildos!? Dx

Well, not that I have to worry about it really, I was never able get into anal. I do enjoy giving and taking oral though :3
User avatar #128 - MadameMeowmers (10/21/2011) [-]
One word answer: Bears.

Also, I'm fine with either. I'm quite versatile, vraiment.
User avatar #130 - cybertoyger (10/21/2011) [-]
I would have to say masochists first, haha xP
Because I'm borderline bear, or I used to be before my doc put me on a diet and so I can get into the Navy. Well, assuming 22 is old enough to be a bear, people usually tell me its like 30+
User avatar #136 - MadameMeowmers (10/21/2011) [-]
Here in StL, bears are just hairy/various-degress-of-overweight/large build. We also have Stallions, though the term isn't quite as common: A hairy gay man who is (more or less) masculine and fit or buff.
#42 - **MadameMeowmers rolled a random image** <-- What my reac…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2011 on Where Babies Come From +4
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#123 - OH MY GOD SO AWESOME!! I google'd << "Batman" … 10/18/2011 on Batman in French is ? 0
#458 - How could I forget? My middle name is Zenas, I've been called …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2011 on You're Awesome +4
#463 - creeperchris (10/05/2011) [-]
#940 - It's simple...we kill the Batman.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2011 on Strange Comp +4
#957 - RikeLarkson (10/03/2011) [-]
I'm going to hell for laughing...
#108 - :D 09/29/2011 on WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN. . . 0
#96 - Well, seeing as a glance at her thong made him, oh, 40-50 year…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2011 on WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN. . . +3
#106 - Tenkan (09/29/2011) [-]
You speak out of wisdom!
User avatar #108 - MadameMeowmers (09/29/2011) [-]
:D
#1669 - Comment deleted 09/14/2011 on The luckiest roll ever -1
#1895 - **MadameMeowmers rolled user madbunnnny ** 09/14/2011 on What does it mean? -5
#25 - Shoot, when it comes to Italian men, I'd need to get one of th…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2011 on Gym rage +1
User avatar #238 - wrought (08/19/2011) [-]
this made me lol.
User avatar #95 - exoh (08/18/2011) [-]
sorry to tell ya but most italian guys are whiny little bitches and dont move out of their moms house until theyre married then their mom moves in with them 30 years later
#31 - Absolute Madman (08/18/2011) [-]
Although they are hot, they're all momma's boys that whine about everything and treat you like their mother.
#18 - I'm a French major, though Italy would be cool too. I do love …  [+] (26 new replies) 08/18/2011 on Gym rage +2
User avatar #19 - wrought (08/18/2011) [-]
twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door.
User avatar #25 - MadameMeowmers (08/18/2011) [-]
Shoot, when it comes to Italian men, I'd need to get one of those counting-entrances like the ones at the zoo.
User avatar #238 - wrought (08/19/2011) [-]
this made me lol.
User avatar #95 - exoh (08/18/2011) [-]
sorry to tell ya but most italian guys are whiny little bitches and dont move out of their moms house until theyre married then their mom moves in with them 30 years later
#31 - Absolute Madman (08/18/2011) [-]
Although they are hot, they're all momma's boys that whine about everything and treat you like their mother.
#20 - creepshow (08/18/2011) [-]
lets all agree Europe sucks balls
User avatar #65 - chainsawmonkey (08/18/2011) [-]
america drinking age - 21
Europe's drinking age - 18
Spain's unofficial drinking age - 14
Weed is legal in some places in europe...
what was that about Europe sucking balls?
#100 - ColCyclone (08/18/2011) [-]
Your opinion of countries is based on their drinking age limit?
User avatar #103 - chainsawmonkey (08/18/2011) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #106 - ColCyclone (08/18/2011) [-]
You should be criticizing us for our ignorance and obesity.
User avatar #110 - chainsawmonkey (08/18/2011) [-]
I would but there are plenty of fat people here too, Though you guys have like spawned everything bad in the world. West boro bapist church, jesus camp, rednecks, creationists the list goes on.
#218 - creepshow (08/18/2011) [-]
Europe created America CHECKMATE
User avatar #239 - wrought (08/19/2011) [-]
then america kicked them in the balls.
#240 - creepshow (08/19/2011) [-]
yes, yes they did
User avatar #241 - wrought (08/19/2011) [-]
in the tea-bags if you will
#242 - creepshow (08/19/2011) [-]
wait why am i even in this America vs Europe thing im from Australia
User avatar #243 - wrought (08/19/2011) [-]
this is america vs europe? i thought this was spainish class. bye guys.
#244 - creepshow (08/19/2011) [-]
well played goo sir
User avatar #112 - ColCyclone (08/18/2011) [-]
Well I mean, Religious freaks are everywhere in the world, I don't think a country should be held responsible for them.. even for the suicide bombing terrorists..
User avatar #132 - chainsawmonkey (08/18/2011) [-]
Yeahhh, i don't really care
#185 - iitzhdprototype has deleted their comment.
#234 - ColCyclone (08/19/2011) [-]
........ You're not contributing anything to this conversation.
#235 - iitzhdprototype has deleted their comment.
User avatar #236 - ColCyclone (08/19/2011) [-]
I know, I saw.
User avatar #21 - wrought (08/18/2011) [-]
especially france. for....obvious reasons.
#22 - creepshow (08/18/2011) [-]
although they did give us daft punk
#16 - I want to go to France. :(  [+] (38 new replies) 08/18/2011 on Gym rage +16
User avatar #26 - onkii (08/18/2011) [-]
it's not that great, if anything it's dirty and the people are rude.
#23 - madmaggot (08/18/2011) [-]
#17 - shureofsamsung (08/18/2011) [-]
dont waste your time. go to italy
#188 - crunchyspoon (08/18/2011) [-]
I don't think he should go to Italy..
User avatar #199 - daramac (08/18/2011) [-]
but... thats the Ireland flag...
User avatar #204 - crunchyspoon (08/18/2011) [-]
Sorry, found on Google Images
#214 - daramac (08/18/2011) [-]
Fix'd
User avatar #33 - kayen (08/18/2011) [-]
After all the italians who wipe my World of Warcraft dungeon groups because of lack of english... NO.
#24 - madmaggot (08/18/2011) [-]
#32 - Formus (08/18/2011) [-]
#81 - rooftoilet (08/18/2011) [-]
User avatar #18 - MadameMeowmers (08/18/2011) [-]
I'm a French major, though Italy would be cool too. I do love me some Italian sausage, in both senses of the phrase.
User avatar #19 - wrought (08/18/2011) [-]
twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door.
User avatar #25 - MadameMeowmers (08/18/2011) [-]
Shoot, when it comes to Italian men, I'd need to get one of those counting-entrances like the ones at the zoo.
User avatar #238 - wrought (08/19/2011) [-]
this made me lol.
User avatar #95 - exoh (08/18/2011) [-]
sorry to tell ya but most italian guys are whiny little bitches and dont move out of their moms house until theyre married then their mom moves in with them 30 years later
#31 - Absolute Madman (08/18/2011) [-]
Although they are hot, they're all momma's boys that whine about everything and treat you like their mother.
#20 - creepshow (08/18/2011) [-]
lets all agree Europe sucks balls
User avatar #65 - chainsawmonkey (08/18/2011) [-]
america drinking age - 21
Europe's drinking age - 18
Spain's unofficial drinking age - 14
Weed is legal in some places in europe...
what was that about Europe sucking balls?
#100 - ColCyclone (08/18/2011) [-]
Your opinion of countries is based on their drinking age limit?
User avatar #103 - chainsawmonkey (08/18/2011) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #106 - ColCyclone (08/18/2011) [-]
You should be criticizing us for our ignorance and obesity.
User avatar #110 - chainsawmonkey (08/18/2011) [-]
I would but there are plenty of fat people here too, Though you guys have like spawned everything bad in the world. West boro bapist church, jesus camp, rednecks, creationists the list goes on.
#218 - creepshow (08/18/2011) [-]
Europe created America CHECKMATE
User avatar #239 - wrought (08/19/2011) [-]
then america kicked them in the balls.
#240 - creepshow (08/19/2011) [-]
yes, yes they did
User avatar #241 - wrought (08/19/2011) [-]
in the tea-bags if you will
#242 - creepshow (08/19/2011) [-]
wait why am i even in this America vs Europe thing im from Australia
User avatar #243 - wrought (08/19/2011) [-]
this is america vs europe? i thought this was spainish class. bye guys.
#244 - creepshow (08/19/2011) [-]
well played goo sir
User avatar #112 - ColCyclone (08/18/2011) [-]
Well I mean, Religious freaks are everywhere in the world, I don't think a country should be held responsible for them.. even for the suicide bombing terrorists..
User avatar #132 - chainsawmonkey (08/18/2011) [-]
Yeahhh, i don't really care
#185 - iitzhdprototype has deleted their comment.
#234 - ColCyclone (08/19/2011) [-]
........ You're not contributing anything to this conversation.
#235 - iitzhdprototype has deleted their comment.
User avatar #236 - ColCyclone (08/19/2011) [-]
I know, I saw.
User avatar #21 - wrought (08/18/2011) [-]
especially france. for....obvious reasons.
#22 - creepshow (08/18/2011) [-]
although they did give us daft punk
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #38 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
Since you don't have an xbox I found the pc requirements for you!
* OS: Windows XP, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Core 2 Duo 2.0 GHz or Althon X2 2.0 GHz
* RAM: 3 GB
* HDD: 15 GB
* Graphics: 512 MB card
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9.0c
User avatar #39 to #38 - MadameMeowmers (08/17/2011) [-]
OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOUU!!!

Hopefully these will match :D
#40 to #39 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
No problem bro! Anything for another Elder Scrolls Fan!
User avatar #34 to #33 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Working on stuff ranging from Drag routines to organizing a talent show. You?
User avatar #35 to #34 - nukarama (08/13/2011) [-]
Not much, reading up on Skyrim and a few other games I want to get.
User avatar #36 to #35 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Um, I'm having Skyrimgasms. Go to youtube and listen to Sons of Skyrim, the main theme song. I'm running out of underwear.
#30 - bobJML (07/14/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #31 to #30 - MadameMeowmers (07/16/2011) [-]
Nothing much. You?
#32 to #31 - bobJML (07/17/2011) [-]
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
User avatar #14 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
u want picture?
User avatar #15 to #14 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Why yes, that would be quite lovely. Also, boxer briefs are better. They're like a constant pelvic-hug.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
lol no. maybe to the briefs
User avatar #17 to #16 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Maybe what to the briefs?
#18 to #17 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
redid that picture
User avatar #19 to #18 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Awesome. I see there's another to the right. Do you shave? Or do you just not have hair? Please tell me you're not tryin the whole "twink" thing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
i shaved my balls once. BIG MISTAKE. yes i have hair.
User avatar #21 to #20 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
HA, I tried that once, in the shower. Who knew you could bleed so much from such a small cut? You could always buy a personal shaver. Or, you can even get them waxed. You must have very little hair. Plus, I doubt you're 21. Your body still seems a bit physically immature.
User avatar #22 to #21 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
yep. and no i will not get waxed. it hurts like **** . and no im not 21. if i was, i would be hammered every day of the week.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
...and be dead by 24. Yay liver failure! So how old are you then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
15. i aint even gonna lie.
User avatar #25 to #24 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Well! I'm glad you declined to send me photos. I turned 18 May 6th, and rather like not being in prison.
#26 to #25 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
one more question, are you a boy or a girl?
User avatar #27 to #26 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Ah, I'm male.
User avatar #28 to #27 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
this either got a whole lot weierder or a whole lot better. either way, i got **** to do in the morning, night.
User avatar #29 to #28 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Lol goodnight. Message me if you ever want to chat again.
#12 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2011) [-]
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.  
That's all.
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.
That's all.
User avatar #13 to #12 - MadameMeowmers (01/28/2011) [-]
Lol thank you!
User avatar #8 - Clintclemens (12/15/2010) [-]
Please, add me on steam.
User avatar #9 to #8 - MadameMeowmers (12/15/2010) [-]
Ok. How.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Clintclemens (12/17/2010) [-]
Whats your username?
User avatar #11 to #10 - MadameMeowmers (12/18/2010) [-]
Bill_S1146
User avatar #6 - knobbly (11/15/2010) [-]
Oh look at that it seems my dick is hanging out
User avatar #7 to #6 - MadameMeowmers (11/15/2010) [-]
Lets hope you can run faster than I can!
#4 - MemeGenerator (09/26/2010) [-]
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - MadameMeowmers (09/26/2010) [-]
I've never had a dedicaton ! :D
#3 - Absolute Madman (05/29/2010) [-]
hey baby, want to get down and dirty with me?
#1 - Absolute Madman (05/29/2010) [-]
Hi sexy!

1st
User avatar #2 to #1 - MadameMeowmers (05/29/2010) [-]
Lol yay!
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