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#363 - Well that's one way to perform an abortion... 06/29/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse +8
#362 - It's a green beret... 06/29/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse +1
#18 - "Hi honey, I don't mean to be a bother, but what's the sy…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2011 on eyes and smiles +114
#29 - anonymous (06/28/2011) [-]
I thought a rim job was 'OP( )x( )' ..?
User avatar #101 - TehEman (06/28/2011) [-]
I thought it was :P(*)
#176 - ColorfulPenguin (06/29/2011) [-]
#61 - I lost it at the Paula Deen one! Ah, she's a crazy bitch. I sw…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2011 on Social Network Meme Comp... 0
User avatar #64 - angelojuusan (06/28/2011) [-]
I agree-I lost it at Paula Deen. I thought it was gonna be the Down Syndrome kid-Nope!
#1420 - Thank you for explaining yours further so as to better my unde… 06/28/2011 on Facebook 0
#134 - Win for knowing basic yet tricky French grammar :D 06/27/2011 on priceless 0
#132 - Becuase in "hour" the H is silent. In "homeless… 06/27/2011 on priceless +1
#115 - :o 06/27/2011 on kia does it again 0
#124 - Well, he has a rather short fuse, doesn't he? 06/27/2011 on Raging in the ER +1
#1130 - No, I'm not mad. I lost nothing from my posting, but you'll ne…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2011 on Facebook 0
#1138 - kingwadesky (06/27/2011) [-]
nope
#1121 - Apparently, no one got the point of my comment, which was the … 06/27/2011 on Facebook -2
#1066 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2011 on Facebook -7
#1123 - kingwadesky (06/27/2011) [-]
User avatar #1130 - MadameMeowmers (06/27/2011) [-]
No, I'm not mad. I lost nothing from my posting, but you'll never get to read it now, which honestly I (nor probably you) care about.
#1138 - kingwadesky (06/27/2011) [-]
nope
User avatar #1112 - I Am Monkey (06/27/2011) [-]
Cool story bro
User avatar #1121 - MadameMeowmers (06/27/2011) [-]
Apparently, no one got the point of my comment, which was the asking of the question at the bottom in hopes of receiving and answer.

Also, it doesn't deserve red thumbs. I didn't make generalizations and spoke only of my personal experiences and observations.

So, again, I ask the question: Isn't Christianity the only worl-religion that is so heavily based on conversion-of-others?
#1053 - My homosexuality has a huge role in my personality. That makes…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2011 on Facebook 0
User avatar #1384 - genericaccount (06/27/2011) [-]
I think you've got the wrong end of the stick here, you're acting like I'm homophobic. Quite the opposite, I really couldn't care less about a person's sexuality as long as they're not a dick about it. What I say comes from experience. The people I know were not in the least bit camp until they came out. I'm fairly sure that coming to terms with your sexuality doesn't completely change your personality. Being camp naturally and deciding to be camp because you are gay are different things. If they weren't they only gay people would be camp, but I know a fair share of straight people that are camp. As I don't know you I have no right to pass judgement, but several gay people that I know do exploit their sexuality for attention, which is wrong. That's not to say every gay person does this, just a few, but as with everything, the minority of the population that act badly become representative of the whole group. I'm not a bigot and so I don't make assumptions, nor do I judge a whole community based on a few individuals. I know that some people are naturally camp, I know that only a small amount of people exploit their sexuality and I don't want to give the impression that I'm homophobic, because I'm not, I just want to say that I feel that too many people feel that adhering to stereotypes is a good way to get attention.

By the way, thank you for providing an insightful and intelligent answer instead of just saying 'no' to all of my points.
User avatar #1420 - MadameMeowmers (06/28/2011) [-]
Thank you for explaining yours further so as to better my understanding of your opinion.

It sounds like, to me, you've been around a lot of twinks. They are usually the very stereotypical, skinny-jean-wearing, lispy, beanpole gays.

Avoid them at all costs.

Or, throw a gay leather-bear at them. Goodness, I saw Mr. Missouri Leather this past weekend at PrideFest...!! Sadly, bears don't really usually show much grace or politeness to Drag Queens, in my experience, but goodness, he could be rude to me all he wants!

But, yes, avoid twinks. So much drama from such skinny people! One asked to use my shawl to wipe their face because they "hate looking shiny in photos!!"...shove my four inch white platform pump in it...-.-
#1034 - Please shove only the former down my throat. 06/27/2011 on Facebook +1
#63 - Yay Wicca :D 06/25/2011 on Faggots +4
#179 - OMFG SAVED! 06/23/2011 on Clever 4chan 0
#330 - All that to see a cock! Wowie! 06/23/2011 on Zoom out 0
#388 - I'm a cock. Also, I'm gay. The Chinese are onto us.. 06/23/2011 on Zodiac: Dragon +2
#161 - Shouldn't it be "Up the **** shut"? D: 06/23/2011 on Rules -6
#155 - Picture 06/23/2011 on Insert suitable title here 0
#159 - **MadameMeowmers rolls 13** I DEMAND DUBS, DAMNIT. 06/23/2011 on Facebook Win (oc) 0
#158 - **MadameMeowmers rolls 43** It was the best of times, it was…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2011 on Facebook Win (oc) 0
User avatar #159 - MadameMeowmers (06/23/2011) [-]
**MadameMeowmers rolls 13** I DEMAND DUBS, DAMNIT.
#260 - Certain breads toast faster at higher levels of heat, like bag… 06/23/2011 on makes you think +1
#195 - L'hoots. H's are silent in French, so "Le" would be … 06/22/2011 on Comic Comp +5
#485 - You could always write them a letter. Just remember; there are… 06/22/2011 on Homosexuality vs.... 0

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User avatar #38 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
Since you don't have an xbox I found the pc requirements for you!
* OS: Windows XP, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Core 2 Duo 2.0 GHz or Althon X2 2.0 GHz
* RAM: 3 GB
* HDD: 15 GB
* Graphics: 512 MB card
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9.0c
User avatar #39 to #38 - MadameMeowmers (08/17/2011) [-]
OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOUU!!!

Hopefully these will match :D
#40 to #39 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
No problem bro! Anything for another Elder Scrolls Fan!
User avatar #34 to #33 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Working on stuff ranging from Drag routines to organizing a talent show. You?
User avatar #35 to #34 - nukarama (08/13/2011) [-]
Not much, reading up on Skyrim and a few other games I want to get.
User avatar #36 to #35 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Um, I'm having Skyrimgasms. Go to youtube and listen to Sons of Skyrim, the main theme song. I'm running out of underwear.
#30 - bobJML (07/14/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #31 to #30 - MadameMeowmers (07/16/2011) [-]
Nothing much. You?
#32 to #31 - bobJML (07/17/2011) [-]
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
User avatar #14 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
u want picture?
User avatar #15 to #14 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Why yes, that would be quite lovely. Also, boxer briefs are better. They're like a constant pelvic-hug.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
lol no. maybe to the briefs
User avatar #17 to #16 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Maybe what to the briefs?
#18 to #17 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
redid that picture
User avatar #19 to #18 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Awesome. I see there's another to the right. Do you shave? Or do you just not have hair? Please tell me you're not tryin the whole "twink" thing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
i shaved my balls once. BIG MISTAKE. yes i have hair.
User avatar #21 to #20 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
HA, I tried that once, in the shower. Who knew you could bleed so much from such a small cut? You could always buy a personal shaver. Or, you can even get them waxed. You must have very little hair. Plus, I doubt you're 21. Your body still seems a bit physically immature.
User avatar #22 to #21 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
yep. and no i will not get waxed. it hurts like **** . and no im not 21. if i was, i would be hammered every day of the week.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
...and be dead by 24. Yay liver failure! So how old are you then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
15. i aint even gonna lie.
User avatar #25 to #24 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Well! I'm glad you declined to send me photos. I turned 18 May 6th, and rather like not being in prison.
#26 to #25 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
one more question, are you a boy or a girl?
User avatar #27 to #26 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Ah, I'm male.
User avatar #28 to #27 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
this either got a whole lot weierder or a whole lot better. either way, i got **** to do in the morning, night.
User avatar #29 to #28 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Lol goodnight. Message me if you ever want to chat again.
#12 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2011) [-]
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.  
That's all.
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.
That's all.
User avatar #13 to #12 - MadameMeowmers (01/28/2011) [-]
Lol thank you!
User avatar #8 - Clintclemens (12/15/2010) [-]
Please, add me on steam.
User avatar #9 to #8 - MadameMeowmers (12/15/2010) [-]
Ok. How.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Clintclemens (12/17/2010) [-]
Whats your username?
User avatar #11 to #10 - MadameMeowmers (12/18/2010) [-]
Bill_S1146
User avatar #6 - knobbly (11/15/2010) [-]
Oh look at that it seems my dick is hanging out
User avatar #7 to #6 - MadameMeowmers (11/15/2010) [-]
Lets hope you can run faster than I can!
#4 - MemeGenerator (09/26/2010) [-]
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - MadameMeowmers (09/26/2010) [-]
I've never had a dedicaton ! :D
#3 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
hey baby, want to get down and dirty with me?
#1 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
Hi sexy!

1st
User avatar #2 to #1 - MadameMeowmers (05/29/2010) [-]
Lol yay!
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