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Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
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#275 - "That's what grandpa likes" 07/13/2011 on Encounters with the... +5
#120 - ...and they got it from a question asked to everyone during an… 07/13/2011 on Facebook makes me laugh. 0
#46 - I daresay, this must ruffle the feathers of those old British … 07/13/2011 on Made me laugh +1
#26 - Shiiiit I STILL do this. Rationalization "Oh, I'm sure it… 07/13/2011 on stove 0
#53 - Gay astronauts who practice safe sex, you mean. 07/13/2011 on At the Pharmacy +7
#217 - The selective service? What is this you speak of? :3 07/13/2011 on Womens equal rights (long) +1
#202 - It's gray space...hm.. 07/11/2011 on FML to Rage Comic 2 0
#111 - Remember when Diana was still alive? :3 07/07/2011 on Remember when comp 0
#283 - Actually, they are very distantly cousins. 07/07/2011 on Madness 0
#67 - I LOVE LISA LAMPENELLI  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2011 on It's all true +1
#92 - opiodrome (07/02/2011) [-]
#412 - Oh. Well, I suppose that presents a problem. 07/02/2011 on Best Girlfriend Ever +1
#389 - I could write letters. I mean, I am going into college, but I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2011 on Best Girlfriend Ever +1
User avatar #401 - ZombehManifest (07/02/2011) [-]
The only problem is I don't know where I'm being deployed to exactly.
User avatar #412 - MadameMeowmers (07/02/2011) [-]
Oh. Well, I suppose that presents a problem.
#379 - ....Yes, I agree, but I was actually asking if you wanted me t…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2011 on Best Girlfriend Ever +1
User avatar #383 - ZombehManifest (07/02/2011) [-]
Hmm . . . Well inbox is emptied every thirty days . . .
User avatar #389 - MadameMeowmers (07/02/2011) [-]
I could write letters. I mean, I am going into college, but I'm sure I could still find time to do it.
User avatar #401 - ZombehManifest (07/02/2011) [-]
The only problem is I don't know where I'm being deployed to exactly.
User avatar #412 - MadameMeowmers (07/02/2011) [-]
Oh. Well, I suppose that presents a problem.
#373 - Do you want me to do the same? :D  [+] (7 new replies) 07/02/2011 on Best Girlfriend Ever +1
User avatar #376 - ZombehManifest (07/02/2011) [-]
Everybody better come back. It's alway hard watching a comrades family recieve a flag.
User avatar #382 - mcnuggety (07/02/2011) [-]
I love you man, I love all our bro's out there in the armed forces, You guys are doing a great service. Do some good, and come home
User avatar #379 - MadameMeowmers (07/02/2011) [-]
....Yes, I agree, but I was actually asking if you wanted me to send you daily comics...
User avatar #383 - ZombehManifest (07/02/2011) [-]
Hmm . . . Well inbox is emptied every thirty days . . .
User avatar #389 - MadameMeowmers (07/02/2011) [-]
I could write letters. I mean, I am going into college, but I'm sure I could still find time to do it.
User avatar #401 - ZombehManifest (07/02/2011) [-]
The only problem is I don't know where I'm being deployed to exactly.
User avatar #412 - MadameMeowmers (07/02/2011) [-]
Oh. Well, I suppose that presents a problem.
#81 - I'm going to be really sad once it's over. I mean, I was like,…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2011 on Harry Potter, the final... +6
User avatar #94 - otakukahen (07/01/2011) [-]
The Philosopher's Stone is the stone in Fullmetal Alchemist.
#169 - OH **** I luaghed hard! That bitch didn't skip a beat! 07/01/2011 on Burritos +1
#135 - Oh, black icing tastes terrible because of the amount of color… 07/01/2011 on Socially awkward birthday cake 0
#513 - I have a knee injury that inhibits my ability to run or walk f… 07/01/2011 on Delicious Manboobs -1
#507 - That's what the commercial says.. 07/01/2011 on Delicious Manboobs 0
#491 - I know, which is why I never understood those proactive commercials.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2011 on Delicious Manboobs +2
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#484 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 07/01/2011 on Delicious Manboobs -9
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#504 - Womens Study Major (07/01/2011) [-]
then exercise, dumbfuck.
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User avatar #507 - MadameMeowmers (07/01/2011) [-]
That's what the commercial says..
User avatar #489 - ningyoaijin (07/01/2011) [-]
I'm also overweight... And pasta and meat are incredibly bad for you if you don't get exercise.

In fact, I eat nothing but lettuce, apples and beetroot, and I'm still grossly overweight because I just can't be arsed to exercise.
User avatar #513 - MadameMeowmers (07/01/2011) [-]
I have a knee injury that inhibits my ability to run or walk for long distances or times (I can walk faster/longer than running), and I can't do physical therapy because insurance doesn't cover it (OR, my parents are lazy asses, which is probable) and my doctor says the only exercise I should really do is swimming with a focus on upper-body for control. That's where self-esteem comes in. I'm mortified to have my shirt off. I'm not even THAT overweight, but I'm gay, and the goddamn fucking gay community is so fucking superficial. SERIOUSLY. That's why I love lesbians--they don't care if my body isn't perfect. I just need a lesbian with a PENIS.
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User avatar #491 - MadameMeowmers (07/01/2011) [-]
I know, which is why I never understood those proactive commercials.
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#620 - :'( My mother smoked pot when preggers with me, so pot doesn't… 07/01/2011 on sex and shit 4 -2
#878 - Comment deleted 07/01/2011 on I don't mind -8
#128 - People with DS are so nice. My French teacher had a son with i…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2011 on Pooping at the Special... +11
#300 - Womens Study Major (06/29/2011) [-]
DS or DS Lite
#148 - shadowhawk (06/29/2011) [-]
this him?
User avatar #149 - shadowhawk (06/29/2011) [-]
*enlarge
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#130 - slowpoking (06/29/2011) [-]
There can only be one...
#322 - 5.0 for the dive! 06/29/2011 on Silly Fox 0

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User avatar #38 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
Since you don't have an xbox I found the pc requirements for you!
* OS: Windows XP, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Core 2 Duo 2.0 GHz or Althon X2 2.0 GHz
* RAM: 3 GB
* HDD: 15 GB
* Graphics: 512 MB card
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9.0c
User avatar #39 to #38 - MadameMeowmers (08/17/2011) [-]
OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOUU!!!

Hopefully these will match :D
#40 to #39 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
No problem bro! Anything for another Elder Scrolls Fan!
User avatar #34 to #33 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Working on stuff ranging from Drag routines to organizing a talent show. You?
User avatar #35 to #34 - nukarama (08/13/2011) [-]
Not much, reading up on Skyrim and a few other games I want to get.
User avatar #36 to #35 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Um, I'm having Skyrimgasms. Go to youtube and listen to Sons of Skyrim, the main theme song. I'm running out of underwear.
#30 - bobJML (07/14/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #31 to #30 - MadameMeowmers (07/16/2011) [-]
Nothing much. You?
#32 to #31 - bobJML (07/17/2011) [-]
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
User avatar #14 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
u want picture?
User avatar #15 to #14 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Why yes, that would be quite lovely. Also, boxer briefs are better. They're like a constant pelvic-hug.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
lol no. maybe to the briefs
User avatar #17 to #16 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Maybe what to the briefs?
#18 to #17 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
redid that picture
User avatar #19 to #18 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Awesome. I see there's another to the right. Do you shave? Or do you just not have hair? Please tell me you're not tryin the whole "twink" thing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
i shaved my balls once. BIG MISTAKE. yes i have hair.
User avatar #21 to #20 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
HA, I tried that once, in the shower. Who knew you could bleed so much from such a small cut? You could always buy a personal shaver. Or, you can even get them waxed. You must have very little hair. Plus, I doubt you're 21. Your body still seems a bit physically immature.
User avatar #22 to #21 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
yep. and no i will not get waxed. it hurts like **** . and no im not 21. if i was, i would be hammered every day of the week.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
...and be dead by 24. Yay liver failure! So how old are you then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
15. i aint even gonna lie.
User avatar #25 to #24 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Well! I'm glad you declined to send me photos. I turned 18 May 6th, and rather like not being in prison.
#26 to #25 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
one more question, are you a boy or a girl?
User avatar #27 to #26 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Ah, I'm male.
User avatar #28 to #27 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
this either got a whole lot weierder or a whole lot better. either way, i got **** to do in the morning, night.
User avatar #29 to #28 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Lol goodnight. Message me if you ever want to chat again.
#12 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2011) [-]
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.  
That's all.
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.
That's all.
User avatar #13 to #12 - MadameMeowmers (01/28/2011) [-]
Lol thank you!
User avatar #8 - Clintclemens (12/15/2010) [-]
Please, add me on steam.
User avatar #9 to #8 - MadameMeowmers (12/15/2010) [-]
Ok. How.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Clintclemens (12/17/2010) [-]
Whats your username?
User avatar #11 to #10 - MadameMeowmers (12/18/2010) [-]
Bill_S1146
User avatar #6 - knobbly (11/15/2010) [-]
Oh look at that it seems my dick is hanging out
User avatar #7 to #6 - MadameMeowmers (11/15/2010) [-]
Lets hope you can run faster than I can!
#4 - MemeGenerator (09/26/2010) [-]
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - MadameMeowmers (09/26/2010) [-]
I've never had a dedicaton ! :D
#3 - Womens Study Major (05/29/2010) [-]
hey baby, want to get down and dirty with me?
#1 - Womens Study Major (05/29/2010) [-]
Hi sexy!

1st
User avatar #2 to #1 - MadameMeowmers (05/29/2010) [-]
Lol yay!
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