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#259 - Comment deleted 07/16/2011 on Mohammad +1
#409 - I'm 6'3. There's almost never enough leg room. 07/16/2011 on Why being tall is not fun 0
#195 - Oh no! The eggs are still attached! 07/16/2011 on Childhood saved +8
#440 - Oh good, more oogling for me then. 07/16/2011 on Why Mom's should'nt have a... 0
#436 - Am I the only one who wants a non-censored photo?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2011 on Why Mom's should'nt have a... +3
#451 - kukuroo (07/16/2011) [-]
No. Not at all
User avatar #438 - coolcman (07/16/2011) [-]
probably
User avatar #440 - MadameMeowmers (07/16/2011) [-]
Oh good, more oogling for me then.
#2 - Actually, it's probably an advertising thing. You see more, so… 07/15/2011 on Extra Nugget 0
#4 - It's an ad. 07/15/2011 on online colleges 0
#3 - Online colleges are like dildoes. They claim to be just… 07/15/2011 on online colleges +2
#19 - Well, because she has two holes where they should be. She must… 07/15/2011 on Every Pirates Dream +4
#17 - If her boobs are sunk in....is her vagina popped out? D:  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2011 on Every Pirates Dream +5
#18 - trishaleemoore (07/15/2011) [-]
boobs? What boobs? I don't see any boobs on her :P
User avatar #19 - MadameMeowmers (07/15/2011) [-]
Well, because she has two holes where they should be. She must have held in a sneeze, which obviously caused a vacuum to build around her lungs, sucking her bouncing buddahs into her chest cavity.

The vacuum would be broken the moment she let air in. However, under her new inverted-sweater cows there must've been a pocket of vacuum. Through some new law of physics, it converted to great pressure, blowing her vagina clean out of her.
#32 - I like ThinkGeek as well. Maybe you should credit them. Ass. 07/15/2011 on Cool things 3 +1
#201 - I thought they spent a lot of time polishing the bugs and ever… 07/15/2011 on Black Eyed Peas. Nerf Guns 0
#404 - I have, but he was black. Does that count? 07/15/2011 on popular names by region +1
#314 - What's wrong with being overweight if it doesn't pose any heal…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2011 on Now That's Sweet ! -1
#338 - vitafix (07/15/2011) [-]
Do you ask it cauz' you care, or cauz' you're "Overweight"?
#313 - I felt bad for the carrot :( 07/15/2011 on Now That's Sweet ! +1
#331 - I don't believe he's read Twilight. He's bigger than that. I m… 07/15/2011 on Stephen King 0
#1077 - Keep your hands out of woman's wombs. You can disagree with it…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/15/2011 on Our Rights 0
#1096 - sparkysparkybooman (07/15/2011) [-]
He exercised this post to get more info, understand the opposing sides, express his opinion and strengthen it. I applaud him for this, even though I disagree completely. But if he says he wants it to stay legal for the choice. thats great. I don't have any problem with that.


Its when the people want to take away the right that angers us so much.
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#1118 - sparkysparkybooman (07/15/2011) [-]
Well thats where it crosses the line for me. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you can straight up ban it. You want to help stop it? Make organizations that talks to people before they get one. Try to pursuade them not to. But after, if they still want to , they can.

It's their god given right to do as they please. You may influence it, but do not, by any means restrict it.
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#1166 - sparkysparkybooman (07/15/2011) [-]
I see where your going at but the example is kinda off. School shooting vs. aborting a non living thing. Why isnt cooking eggs illegal? Their unborn babies.
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#644 - MEGATRON. Lol jk. I don't really have a name for it. I… 07/15/2011 on penis names 0
#140 - I LOVE bathroom readers! High five your aunt for me. 07/14/2011 on Good Night True Story +2
#846 - No problem. I actually know a few people who are Christian and… 07/14/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
#809 - Because they're only representations of different attributes o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
User avatar #826 - renjilonefox (07/14/2011) [-]
That's a very, very interesting take on things, thank you for explaining it
User avatar #846 - MadameMeowmers (07/14/2011) [-]
No problem. I actually know a few people who are Christian and Wiccan. They've found harmony between the two.
#162 - B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!! 07/13/2011 on Laptop troll 0
#796 - Well, first off it's an extremely personal religion. Not like …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? +1
User avatar #803 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
Thats very interesting, i remember as a young kid wondering if all the religions were the same god but different human interpretations of god. i do have a question though, if there's only one energy how can you feel connected to and worship two different gods?
User avatar #809 - MadameMeowmers (07/13/2011) [-]
Because they're only representations of different attributes of the energy. Athena represents Wisdom and logic (along with weaving and flutes) and Hestia represents the hearth. They're just names/dieties that represent certain things about life, or the energy that is life. So, Athena. Greek Goddess. Her Roman equilvalent is Diana, and Catholic is (I think) Joan of Arc. They all represent Wisdom and logic in war.
User avatar #826 - renjilonefox (07/14/2011) [-]
That's a very, very interesting take on things, thank you for explaining it
User avatar #846 - MadameMeowmers (07/14/2011) [-]
No problem. I actually know a few people who are Christian and Wiccan. They've found harmony between the two.
#761 - Pink! 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
#753 - Left hand path? I'm Wiccan, personally. Ecletic Wicca, technic…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
User avatar #767 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
Yup, LHP. my girlfriend's sister is a Wiccan, but i don't know much about it. If its no trouble could you explain what Wicca is about or like what you believe? Religion is interesting to me at times.
User avatar #796 - MadameMeowmers (07/13/2011) [-]
Well, first off it's an extremely personal religion. Not like "OH EM GODDESS IT'S PURSUNALL!@1!2!!!" but more your-own-path kind of deal. You have two major types, Gardenian and Alexandrian. Gardenian was the "first" as we know it. It's based on druid and celtic mythology and customs. Alexandrian branched from it (due to differing views on covens, I think). Then there's Eclectic, which is becoming more popular. There you have centralised beliefs but with heavy influences from other cultures. Native American, Greek, that sort of thing. It's basically the belief in a God and Goddess who are the energy in everything and that the energy can be manipulated with Magick. It's honestly too detailed to sum up in two pages :-/.

Personally, I'm an Eclectic. I worship (for lack of a better term) Athena. To me, there is one energy in all things: life. That energy, through time, has been given different names. Jesus, YHWH, Allah, Goddess, Athena, Diana (Dianic Wicca is very feminist Wicca) and what not. I worship Athena because She represents the attributes I feel most connected to and adore most. I also feel connected to Hestia, goddess of the Hearth. Brigid is the Celtic version.

We also all believe in the Wiccan Rede, most strongly in the ending: "And these eight words of the rede fulfill--If ye harm none, do what ye will."
User avatar #803 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
Thats very interesting, i remember as a young kid wondering if all the religions were the same god but different human interpretations of god. i do have a question though, if there's only one energy how can you feel connected to and worship two different gods?
User avatar #809 - MadameMeowmers (07/13/2011) [-]
Because they're only representations of different attributes of the energy. Athena represents Wisdom and logic (along with weaving and flutes) and Hestia represents the hearth. They're just names/dieties that represent certain things about life, or the energy that is life. So, Athena. Greek Goddess. Her Roman equilvalent is Diana, and Catholic is (I think) Joan of Arc. They all represent Wisdom and logic in war.
User avatar #826 - renjilonefox (07/14/2011) [-]
That's a very, very interesting take on things, thank you for explaining it
User avatar #846 - MadameMeowmers (07/14/2011) [-]
No problem. I actually know a few people who are Christian and Wiccan. They've found harmony between the two.

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User avatar #38 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
Since you don't have an xbox I found the pc requirements for you!
* OS: Windows XP, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Core 2 Duo 2.0 GHz or Althon X2 2.0 GHz
* RAM: 3 GB
* HDD: 15 GB
* Graphics: 512 MB card
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9.0c
User avatar #39 to #38 - MadameMeowmers (08/17/2011) [-]
OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOUU!!!

Hopefully these will match :D
#40 to #39 - nukarama (08/17/2011) [-]
No problem bro! Anything for another Elder Scrolls Fan!
User avatar #34 to #33 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Working on stuff ranging from Drag routines to organizing a talent show. You?
User avatar #35 to #34 - nukarama (08/13/2011) [-]
Not much, reading up on Skyrim and a few other games I want to get.
User avatar #36 to #35 - MadameMeowmers (08/13/2011) [-]
Um, I'm having Skyrimgasms. Go to youtube and listen to Sons of Skyrim, the main theme song. I'm running out of underwear.
#30 - bobJML (07/14/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #31 to #30 - MadameMeowmers (07/16/2011) [-]
Nothing much. You?
#32 to #31 - bobJML (07/17/2011) [-]
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm working on my next comic, and posting gifs, AT THE SAME TIME!
User avatar #14 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
u want picture?
User avatar #15 to #14 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Why yes, that would be quite lovely. Also, boxer briefs are better. They're like a constant pelvic-hug.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
lol no. maybe to the briefs
User avatar #17 to #16 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Maybe what to the briefs?
#18 to #17 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
redid that picture
User avatar #19 to #18 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Awesome. I see there's another to the right. Do you shave? Or do you just not have hair? Please tell me you're not tryin the whole "twink" thing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
i shaved my balls once. BIG MISTAKE. yes i have hair.
User avatar #21 to #20 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
HA, I tried that once, in the shower. Who knew you could bleed so much from such a small cut? You could always buy a personal shaver. Or, you can even get them waxed. You must have very little hair. Plus, I doubt you're 21. Your body still seems a bit physically immature.
User avatar #22 to #21 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
yep. and no i will not get waxed. it hurts like **** . and no im not 21. if i was, i would be hammered every day of the week.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
...and be dead by 24. Yay liver failure! So how old are you then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
15. i aint even gonna lie.
User avatar #25 to #24 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Well! I'm glad you declined to send me photos. I turned 18 May 6th, and rather like not being in prison.
#26 to #25 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
one more question, are you a boy or a girl?
User avatar #27 to #26 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Ah, I'm male.
User avatar #28 to #27 - snobbymussel (05/24/2011) [-]
this either got a whole lot weierder or a whole lot better. either way, i got **** to do in the morning, night.
User avatar #29 to #28 - MadameMeowmers (05/24/2011) [-]
Lol goodnight. Message me if you ever want to chat again.
#12 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2011) [-]
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.  
That's all.
I saw you comment on something and just wanted to tell you that your name is freaking amazing.
That's all.
User avatar #13 to #12 - MadameMeowmers (01/28/2011) [-]
Lol thank you!
User avatar #8 - Clintclemens (12/15/2010) [-]
Please, add me on steam.
User avatar #9 to #8 - MadameMeowmers (12/15/2010) [-]
Ok. How.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Clintclemens (12/17/2010) [-]
Whats your username?
User avatar #11 to #10 - MadameMeowmers (12/18/2010) [-]
Bill_S1146
User avatar #6 - knobbly (11/15/2010) [-]
Oh look at that it seems my dick is hanging out
User avatar #7 to #6 - MadameMeowmers (11/15/2010) [-]
Lets hope you can run faster than I can!
#4 - MemeGenerator (09/26/2010) [-]
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
Hello (: Thanks for comment on my picture (:and i forgot about that anne frankly joke! its funny so i might use it as a meme, i give ded to you! (: thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - MadameMeowmers (09/26/2010) [-]
I've never had a dedicaton ! :D
#3 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
hey baby, want to get down and dirty with me?
#1 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
Hi sexy!

1st
User avatar #2 to #1 - MadameMeowmers (05/29/2010) [-]
Lol yay!
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