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#94 - He was basically deemed too privileged to handle life in priso… 12/28/2013 on that's harsh 0
#71 - Plus she's got a MILF. 12/24/2013 on kindergarten is for losers 0
#48 - Imagine the electricity bill. 12/24/2013 on IT family spending time... +3
#36 - >Black Kid >Dad Pick one.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on He deserves to rot in jail +23
User avatar #47 - greenstrongworld (12/23/2013) [-]
Adoption?
User avatar #48 - greenstrongworld (12/23/2013) [-]
jk I'd never adopt a black kid.
#541 - So. Many. Thumbs. 12/23/2013 on geniuses at work +3
#41 - I shed a tear laughing at this alone hahhahahahah 12/22/2013 on The best Gate Agent +3
#97 - You mean "nein/10"? 12/17/2013 on Hey wait. +4
#47 - Picture 12/17/2013 on Beautiful Creatures 0
#24 - "HaHaStop.com" .......please. Stop. 12/17/2013 on Kebab 0
#47 - Will it now? 12/17/2013 on Underage hand job action +3
#26 - I was really only making a point but it was silly of me. This … 12/11/2013 on Rape thread 0
#7 - 1/27/13 is earlier than 11/17/13.....looks like Funnyjunk isn'…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Rape thread +22
User avatar #25 - marriland (12/11/2013) [-]
You must be, very, very new here
User avatar #26 - Maadmann (12/11/2013) [-]
I was really only making a point but it was silly of me. This one was one of my favorites and I was offended that Mr. Bale didn't make an appearance.
User avatar #16 - ugoboom (12/10/2013) [-]
4chan, especially /b/ and /v/ are the pinnacle of reposts. It's the same shit there every day.
User avatar #9 - twofreegerbils (12/10/2013) [-]
Is this a joke? Copypasta is rampant on 4chan. m00t made a whole board just to avoid it, where every single post has to be original.
User avatar #18 - Nightinear (12/11/2013) [-]
What board?
If you says /s4s/ I will punch you
User avatar #20 - twofreegerbils (12/11/2013) [-]
/r9k/

You even have to use OC images with your OC post
User avatar #21 - Nightinear (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh yea
The "all women are whores" board
#13 - Picture 12/10/2013 on Video Game Programmers +30
#53 - I remember that one lol. And then there's the one county jail … 12/08/2013 on Thanks Obama 0
#23 - It's a clip from the show Beyond Scared Straight where "a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Thanks Obama +14
#50 - tazpy (12/08/2013) [-]
It's good shit.
I remember one where a 12 year old girl was sneaking out of the house trying to become a crip and some other 9 year old girl wanted to become a blood.
User avatar #53 - Maadmann (12/08/2013) [-]
I remember that one lol. And then there's the one county jail that works the kids out and then finally get some sleep, only to wake them the fuck up by yelling and barging into their cells. I'm pretty sure I've seen every episode. One of the episodes there was this fiiiiine ass chick, who in the "Since filming ceased..." section became a stripper lol
User avatar #52 - tazpy (12/08/2013) [-]
Needless to say, they were set straight.
#51 - Many of the writers for the Simpsons have doctoral degrees in … 12/04/2013 on I like maths jokes +1
#13 - I see these signs like 3 days out of my week and I can't belie…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Sorry I'm late Got tied up... 0
User avatar #21 - swimmingprodigy (12/02/2013) [-]
that's because the orange trains are the B D F M and the S is grey so it wouldnt be on the sign
User avatar #17 - darthacerbus (12/02/2013) [-]
Because they actually say BDFM.
#70 - I think it might be one of those things where the producers ju… 12/01/2013 on Genius Game Show Idea 0
#16 - Softly, right? Bang the drum softly? 11/29/2013 on /(.) (.)\ +2
#50 - > inb4 Moon Moon 11/28/2013 on Find out your elf name! 0
#50 - Just post the link to the Numberphile video already. … 11/26/2013 on stop no please +1
#34 - Gotcha. I feel that. 11/23/2013 on Problems. +2
#29 - But then also wouldn't the buoyant force of the ping pong ball…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Problems. +4
User avatar #72 - pokemonstheshiz (11/23/2013) [-]
The buoyant force is going to be equal to the force of gravity plus the force exerted by the string. They will remain in equilibrium, and not change the system.
User avatar #33 - KazumaKyu (11/23/2013) [-]
I keep arguing this point, and the worst thing is that I totally get where all you guys are coming from. I actually thought the same thing when I first saw the problem, and it took me a few minutes before I realized how foolish I was being.

The bottom line is that a submersed object's buoyancy cannot be transferred to the object containing the liquid in which said buoyant object is immersed. This is true only so long as it remains a closed system, of course. It would be a completely different story if we were measuring the mass the beaker on the left if the entire beaker were itself submerged in water. The ping pong ball cannot buoy the beaker because the beaker is not itself immersed in a substance with a higher density than the air within the ping pong ball.
#40 - ylegrand (11/23/2013) [-]
the ping pong ball would cause the scales to tip right if it were filled with helium or other lighter than air gasses.
#36 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [-]
A floating object does not transfer mass but "transfers" force. The force with which the liquid pushes the ball upwards is equal to the additional force with which the liquid presses down on the thing containing the liquid (additional with respect to the case when no ball is in the container) . This is because of action and reaction - the ball is pushed up, so it pushed the liquid down with the same force. If it wouldn't be so, if the liquid would not push on its container, there would be a net resulting force downwards for the liquid => the liquid would move.

The forces on the container on the left: its weight + the weight of the water + the force with which the water pushes the ball upwards - the tension force in the string, which is equal to the previous force minus the ping pong's weight - reaction force of the scale. On the right side there's no tension. The total force difference is weight-of-ping-pong-ball - (Volume of ball) * (density of water)
#38 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [-]
Cont: To make you see that the suspended ball DOES influence the right hand side, analyze the metal ball and its suspension system: since it is submerged, there is a force acting on it upwards, therefore the suspension system sees a force equal to the weight of the ball minus the buoyancy force from the liquid. But the ball still has its normal weight. Therefore, only part of the ball is pulled up by the suspension system; the other part is held up by the container. This force is equal to the volume of the ball times the density of the liquid, and is the difference between a container with only water in it and one with a ball. However, since on the other side the difference is only a ping-pong ball weight, and since the ping pong ball floats and has the same volume, it certainly has a smaller weight.

The scale tips to the right.
User avatar #80 - babyanalraper (11/23/2013) [-]
So to make this understandable If I understand you correctly that is
right side weight = water including the volume of the ball
left side weight = water including the volume of the ball - difference between ball's density and water's density.

Is that correct?
#81 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [-]
i'm a bit afraid to answer someone with your username jk
left side weight = water weight + weight of ping pong ball
right side weight = water weight + virtual weight of a water ball with the same size as the metal ball (and thus as the ping pong ball)
and since the water ball is heavier than the ping pong ball (this is why it floats), the scale tips to the right
User avatar #83 - babyanalraper (11/23/2013) [-]
It says baby, not anonymous, right? Then again, age is but a number...
Right. Isn't weight of water + weight of ball = weight of water with ball sphere - difference between weight of ball and weight of ball of water though?
#86 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [-]
Hmm, yes, I guess so, although it is a bit imprecisely stated in the first comment.
Wleft = (Vwater+Vball) * Rowater * g - Vball * (Rowater - Ro_ball) * g

Ro = greek letter, used for density (that's how I learnt it, don't kill me for it)
User avatar #90 - babyanalraper (11/23/2013) [-]
I guess Smiley to show that I'm not sarcastic or anything Spoiler to hide smiley because FJ hates smileys despite their usefulness in informal communication
That's the p, right?
User avatar #34 - Maadmann (11/23/2013) [-]
Gotcha. I feel that.
#51 - "It's the same thing as the Breakfast Platter, but a litt… 11/23/2013 on I felt a little bad for the... 0
#9 - Those, my friend, are Arabian goggles 11/22/2013 on The elusive 360 teabag +4
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