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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:9/02/2014
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#76 - It's a shame that that was the math class that people who were… 05/24/2014 on School 0
#37 - Half to pass? That's insane to me. Like that means you don't k…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on passing +1
#79 - monaro (05/23/2014) [-]
Well, that's how it is. In the technical universities, you won't get the half though if you know half of the material. But I think that's how it always was.
#30 - OP is slang for faggot. 05/21/2014 on Bitch +44
#21 - Picture 05/21/2014 on I was 6 inches away from... 0
#27 - Picture 05/21/2014 on Disembodied legs +4
#158 - He said "20 years from now I'll be posting this again,&qu… 05/18/2014 on anon is pepsi 0
#157 - Comment deleted 05/18/2014 on anon is pepsi 0
#50 - MFW May 14, 2034  [+] (20 new replies) 05/18/2014 on anon is pepsi +74
User avatar #66 - sadisticsalmon (05/18/2014) [-]
No... it's a reliving of your life, in that exact time period, not the future, that wouldn't work if it was the future each time...
User avatar #158 - Maadmann (05/18/2014) [-]
He said "20 years from now I'll be posting this again," so that's where I got the 2034 thing.
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User avatar #72 - exclamation (05/18/2014) [-]
Implying you can be reborn into any time period.
User avatar #73 - sadisticsalmon (05/18/2014) [-]
So... he died at the age of 20, IN A CAR CRASH During the time of the ancient Romans did he?
User avatar #74 - exclamation (05/18/2014) [-]
Lemme educate you, you imbecile.
He dies on May 14, 2034. He would be reincarnated at that point any time into the future (including the very second afterward), but never into the past, which is what you're implying with No... it's a reliving of your life, in that exact time period, not the future, that wouldn't work if it was the future each time... He would not be reborn in 1994.
User avatar #78 - sadisticsalmon (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeh wait I'm confused, how could he reborn at any point into the future, it says Direct quote here "And once I die, I will be reborn, as myself, living the same life over and over again"
User avatar #146 - angelicdemon (05/18/2014) [-]

I think he means same kind of life, virgin missing prom find perfect girl fuck it up shit pants during church etc. Same shit different time.
User avatar #147 - sadisticsalmon (05/18/2014) [-]
But, how could he die at age 20 in a car crash then?
#149 - angelicdemon (05/18/2014) [-]
Roman chariot crash, horrible horse accident, hoverboard accident involving face to asphalt beltsanding etc?

or if you're asking something else, it's like reloading a gun it's different every time but the end result is the same.
User avatar #150 - sadisticsalmon (05/18/2014) [-]
I want to respond but I can't think with that fucking gif of yours
#151 - angelicdemon (05/18/2014) [-]
That's the idea!
User avatar #81 - exclamation (05/18/2014) [-]
Hmm... It is fiction, but I can't quite make logic of that. I don't quite know how that'd work.
#75 - phax (05/18/2014) [-]
So how will he perfectly relive this life if a future without cars happens...
User avatar #76 - exclamation (05/18/2014) [-]
>Implying cars do not exist between/including 2014 and 2034
#111 - neoliftboardrider (05/18/2014) [-]
Everyone knows cars are a myth anyway.
User avatar #80 - sadisticsalmon (05/18/2014) [-]
Well with oil running out the probably won't at some point....
User avatar #83 - exclamation (05/18/2014) [-]
>electricity
>hydrogen fuels
User avatar #84 - sadisticsalmon (05/18/2014) [-]
Hydrogen fuels are expensive to produce, difficult to store and transport and currently incredibly unreliable, but you're missing the real point, the direct quotation of the text that I gave you
User avatar #86 - exclamation (05/18/2014) [-]
I think I made a really awful refutation.
#213 - I saw it in IMAX 3D last night and i cannot imagine seeing it … 05/17/2014 on Godzilla +1
#11 - Wow. A post with Asians that wasn't weird **** or…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Throw away useless +44
User avatar #27 - kandazz (05/12/2014) [-]
Is that not in and of itself, incredibly weird?
#18 - Dominique Ansel Bakery in SoHo. The home of the Cronut. Totall… 05/11/2014 on droolong intensifies 0
#26 - Rather than them making intelligent jokes that are funny becau… 05/09/2014 on That’s the only way.... 0
#97 - Comment deleted 04/30/2014 on u cheeky little shit 0
#32 - African kids probably do, though. 04/29/2014 on Tyrone D. Watermelon 0
#29 - ***** was just old I'm pretty sure. 04/25/2014 on Richard Harris 0
#114 - I hope everybody has had that moment. Such an amazing moment. 04/25/2014 on Oh the memories 0
#1912 - **Maadmann rolls 0,563,310** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#23 - He died on June 25th, 2009. The moon landing happened July 20,…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2014 on NASA did it 0
User avatar #33 - playerdous (04/04/2014) [-]
No, see that's the point. They killed him off before the anniversary.
User avatar #30 - mrgoodlove (04/04/2014) [-]
Please just.............. Shhhhhhhhh
#78 - Actual footage of him as a child. 03/29/2014 on Fuck yeah 0
#69 - "finna jaeger my kaijuu dong" oh man I lost it. 03/24/2014 on Fisto +2
#6 - Thumbed for the title. 03/22/2014 on God in places God is always at +2
#36 - I cry from laughter every time I read this. 03/10/2014 on Polish Men Drink Hard +5
#128 - This picture is gigantic. 03/07/2014 on End of the Great Wall of China +3
#32 - Drake and Josh was the cracka Kenan and Kel 03/07/2014 on Black Stories +47
#105 - My last name is "Haarmann".... hence, Maadmann. 03/06/2014 on Relish 0
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