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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/23/2012
Location:Indiana
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Well. My name is Jessica. Yes, I am obsessed with Dragonball Z. I'm also obsessed with cats.

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#24 - Thanks :] 09/17/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
#23 - I just posted more, btw 09/17/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
#21 - *write  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
User avatar #22 - DarksChild (09/17/2010) [-]
You made my dream cum true [yea cum true]
#20 - I'm gonna post it tonight :] And I'm gonna wright something…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
User avatar #21 - LulzKitty (09/17/2010) [-]
*write
User avatar #22 - DarksChild (09/17/2010) [-]
You made my dream cum true [yea cum true]
#16 - Do not want D:  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
#17 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
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#52 - cfour (09/18/2010) [-]
HOLY SHIT, MAN! Someone actually beat you to thisgirl's comment virginity!
#14 - Well. Damn. I have no picture for this either..…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
#15 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
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Well, now that introductions are out of the way, I herd you liek rape >:D
#16 - LulzKitty (09/17/2010) [-]
Do not want D:
#17 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
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#52 - cfour (09/18/2010) [-]
HOLY SHIT, MAN! Someone actually beat you to thisgirl's comment virginity!
#12 - OVER 9000?!?!? D:< Also, yes I do see that :p  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
#13 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
Yes, 9000 :3
User avatar #14 - LulzKitty (09/17/2010) [-]
Well. Damn.



I have no picture for this either....or a witty comment >_>
#15 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
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Well, now that introductions are out of the way, I herd you liek rape >:D
#16 - LulzKitty (09/17/2010) [-]
Do not want D:
#17 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
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#52 - cfour (09/18/2010) [-]
HOLY SHIT, MAN! Someone actually beat you to thisgirl's comment virginity!
#10 - I'm LulzKitty, number whatever in content. Pleased to meet you…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/17/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
#11 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
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I has OVER 9000 pictures for any situation >:U
Also, as you can see, ive been infected with the desu virus :\
>_>
desu~
#12 - LulzKitty (09/17/2010) [-]
OVER 9000?!?!? D:<



Also, yes I do see that :p
#13 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
Yes, 9000 :3
User avatar #14 - LulzKitty (09/17/2010) [-]
Well. Damn.



I have no picture for this either....or a witty comment >_>
#15 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
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Well, now that introductions are out of the way, I herd you liek rape >:D
#16 - LulzKitty (09/17/2010) [-]
Do not want D:
#17 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
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#52 - cfour (09/18/2010) [-]
HOLY SHIT, MAN! Someone actually beat you to thisgirl's comment virginity!
#8 - Well hello :D  [+] (10 new replies) 09/17/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
#9 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
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I am teenspirit, #5 in content. Pleased to meet you ^-^
User avatar #10 - LulzKitty (09/17/2010) [-]
I'm LulzKitty, number whatever in content. Pleased to meet you too :D
(I have no clever picture for this)
#11 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
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I has OVER 9000 pictures for any situation >:U
Also, as you can see, ive been infected with the desu virus :\
>_>
desu~
#12 - LulzKitty (09/17/2010) [-]
OVER 9000?!?!? D:<



Also, yes I do see that :p
#13 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
Yes, 9000 :3
User avatar #14 - LulzKitty (09/17/2010) [-]
Well. Damn.



I have no picture for this either....or a witty comment >_>
#15 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
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Well, now that introductions are out of the way, I herd you liek rape >:D
#16 - LulzKitty (09/17/2010) [-]
Do not want D:
#17 - teenspirit (09/17/2010) [-]
This image has expired
#52 - cfour (09/18/2010) [-]
HOLY SHIT, MAN! Someone actually beat you to thisgirl's comment virginity!
#2 - This made me lol :D  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2010 on Dragon Ball Z Funnies Comp 0
User avatar #3 - ButtSecksLazer (09/17/2010) [-]
its my job :)
#125 - I am calm. Tone of voice just doesn't transfer well over the i… 09/16/2010 on Male VS Female +7
#113 - I'm not getting pissy. Just because I used a cuss word doesn't…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2010 on Male VS Female +10
#121 - N. Korean citizen (09/16/2010) [-]
Whoa, calm down, Kitty.
User avatar #125 - LulzKitty (09/16/2010) [-]
I am calm. Tone of voice just doesn't transfer well over the interwebs, I guess XD
#116 - Grimster (09/16/2010) [-]
who cares?
#243 - Errr...I have a cell phone, a pillow, and a headboard (I'm on … 09/16/2010 on Zombie apocalypse 0
#97 - Meh, I'm a woman, but I don't do all that crazy bullshit. I do…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/16/2010 on Male VS Female +16
#111 - Grimster (09/16/2010) [-]
The world is ending!!! ok lets get somthing straight, dont get pissy, its a joke... now get back in the damn kitchen and make me bacon sammich
User avatar #159 - patriotic canadian (09/17/2010) [-]
please, that sort of joke just makes you look like a flaming asshole
#119 - jonzie (09/16/2010) [-]
sexist comment has failed
User avatar #113 - LulzKitty (09/16/2010) [-]
I'm not getting pissy. Just because I used a cuss word doesn't make me pissy, dear. Only one getting pissy here is you :p
#121 - N. Korean citizen (09/16/2010) [-]
Whoa, calm down, Kitty.
User avatar #125 - LulzKitty (09/16/2010) [-]
I am calm. Tone of voice just doesn't transfer well over the interwebs, I guess XD
#116 - Grimster (09/16/2010) [-]
who cares?
#7 - Gahh...I'm a horrible person. It took me 6 days to respond!! … 08/27/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
#5 - Now I'm the one ignoring you. I read this hours ago but went o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
#6 - airguitar (08/21/2010) [-]
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Yea that's what I do ._. I think it's because we write super long responses and when first logging in I never feel like writing alot XD

Yea, it makes any scenery they have really lame- why do you "hate" it though? XD

Yea, that's what we will call it... Cool >.>

It would be a cool way to die though, you'd be like "oh shit, well this is the last minute of my life then", and sing 'Freefalling' by Tom Petty as you fall through the air. Marshmallows? XD

And yea that's not bad pay =P
User avatar #7 - LulzKitty (08/27/2010) [-]
Gahh...I'm a horrible person. It took me 6 days to respond!!

Haha idk..it's just creepy because you can't see in it

LOl :p

Hahaha...that would be an epic death. And yes, marshmallows XD

So today at work they had me scheduled as a cashier. I had this black family come through the check out. Everything was cool and I was just ringing their shit up when they handed me a jumbo value size box of kool aid. Now I'm not racist, but it was fucking hilarious! It was hard not to react haha
#3 - I know, that makes me sad :[ That's freaking ridiculous…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
#4 - airguitar (08/19/2010) [-]
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Yea I partially blame my vacation for being so bad at responding... And also blame the dolphins >.>

It was NUTS, I think the whether is bad there year round.. Like it gets foggy every single day and then clears up most day. It's called the "Foggy City", the rest of the places were pretty nice - we ended up in San Diego.

I can sleep ANYWHERE, like legitimately. I sleep standing up in the shower all the time it was the point I was trying to prove XD

Yea, dieing would be a minor inconvenience =O

Haha, atleast you got a job, I wasted away my entire Summer doing NOTHING. how many hours do you work a day? o.O
#5 - LulzKitty (08/19/2010) [-]
Now I'm the one ignoring you. I read this hours ago but went off and did something else and totally forgot about it O_o

I. Hate. Fog. lol

Uhhh...I can sleep on a bed or other soft surfaces....and that's it. I guess I'm just not cool like you :[

Eh. Idk...it might be kinda fun 'cause when you're dead the worries of the world don't matter anymore. It can be the end of the world and while everyone freaks out you can just sit back and be like "Meh. I'm dead, so I don't care. Let the bitch burn! I got marshmellows!"

I work 7-8 hours most days. It's not bad. 8 bucks an hour, so it's more than min. wage.
#6 - airguitar (08/21/2010) [-]
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Yea that's what I do ._. I think it's because we write super long responses and when first logging in I never feel like writing alot XD

Yea, it makes any scenery they have really lame- why do you "hate" it though? XD

Yea, that's what we will call it... Cool >.>

It would be a cool way to die though, you'd be like "oh shit, well this is the last minute of my life then", and sing 'Freefalling' by Tom Petty as you fall through the air. Marshmallows? XD

And yea that's not bad pay =P
User avatar #7 - LulzKitty (08/27/2010) [-]
Gahh...I'm a horrible person. It took me 6 days to respond!!

Haha idk..it's just creepy because you can't see in it

LOl :p

Hahaha...that would be an epic death. And yes, marshmallows XD

So today at work they had me scheduled as a cashier. I had this black family come through the check out. Everything was cool and I was just ringing their shit up when they handed me a jumbo value size box of kool aid. Now I'm not racist, but it was fucking hilarious! It was hard not to react haha
#1 - I know!!! They got deleted along with my old profile (l…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/12/2010 on LulzKitty's profile 0
#2 - airguitar (08/18/2010) [-]
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Ahhhh I'm being a prick again and am ignoring you =O

Ok so I went on vacation to California. I live near D.C. so its wayyy over there <--- anyway we started of with San Francisco, SO FUCKING COLD. Never before have I seen my own breath.. IN THE SUMMER O.O

Anyway we went down the coast and it was pretty cool, I made it my job to sleep in the WEIRDEST places I could at the hotels, including: On the floor when i didn't have to, on an ironing board, in a shower, and on a granite table XD

Also, I shall be jumping off of a plane in the sky on SUNDAY!! Ahhhhh >=P

Ok there, that's me- what's up with youuu? o.O O.o
#3 - LulzKitty (08/18/2010) [-]
I know, that makes me sad :[

That's freaking ridiculous! Why so cold??

Errr...I hope you were comfortable sleeping like that. I personally would die >_>

GASP! I hope you don't die! lol

Err...not much. I have a job at Target now. My free time is eaten alive by it. O_o
#4 - airguitar (08/19/2010) [-]
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Yea I partially blame my vacation for being so bad at responding... And also blame the dolphins >.>

It was NUTS, I think the whether is bad there year round.. Like it gets foggy every single day and then clears up most day. It's called the "Foggy City", the rest of the places were pretty nice - we ended up in San Diego.

I can sleep ANYWHERE, like legitimately. I sleep standing up in the shower all the time it was the point I was trying to prove XD

Yea, dieing would be a minor inconvenience =O

Haha, atleast you got a job, I wasted away my entire Summer doing NOTHING. how many hours do you work a day? o.O
#5 - LulzKitty (08/19/2010) [-]
Now I'm the one ignoring you. I read this hours ago but went off and did something else and totally forgot about it O_o

I. Hate. Fog. lol

Uhhh...I can sleep on a bed or other soft surfaces....and that's it. I guess I'm just not cool like you :[

Eh. Idk...it might be kinda fun 'cause when you're dead the worries of the world don't matter anymore. It can be the end of the world and while everyone freaks out you can just sit back and be like "Meh. I'm dead, so I don't care. Let the bitch burn! I got marshmellows!"

I work 7-8 hours most days. It's not bad. 8 bucks an hour, so it's more than min. wage.
#6 - airguitar (08/21/2010) [-]
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Yea that's what I do ._. I think it's because we write super long responses and when first logging in I never feel like writing alot XD

Yea, it makes any scenery they have really lame- why do you "hate" it though? XD

Yea, that's what we will call it... Cool >.>

It would be a cool way to die though, you'd be like "oh shit, well this is the last minute of my life then", and sing 'Freefalling' by Tom Petty as you fall through the air. Marshmallows? XD

And yea that's not bad pay =P
User avatar #7 - LulzKitty (08/27/2010) [-]
Gahh...I'm a horrible person. It took me 6 days to respond!!

Haha idk..it's just creepy because you can't see in it

LOl :p

Hahaha...that would be an epic death. And yes, marshmallows XD

So today at work they had me scheduled as a cashier. I had this black family come through the check out. Everything was cool and I was just ringing their shit up when they handed me a jumbo value size box of kool aid. Now I'm not racist, but it was fucking hilarious! It was hard not to react haha
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User avatar #584 - ButlersBack (08/26/2012) [-]
You should repost here
#577 - Mr Latinonerd (02/20/2012) [-]
jessica y u no post nsfw no more
jessica y u no post nsfw no more
User avatar #578 to #597 - LulzKitty (02/20/2012) [-]
I started dating someone who I'm very faithful too. Besides that, I'm not NSFW material anymore now that I'm pregnant lol. Last I checked, baby bumps aren't what men find sexy.
#583 to #598 - SavageKid (04/29/2012) [-]
What about reposts? those would be as awesome as anything.
#582 to #598 - sqimy (03/05/2012) [-]
you would look just as amazing pregnant

User avatar #580 to #598 - SixEighteen (02/23/2012) [-]
well i can at least disagree with that second part, i think you'd look ridiculously sexy while pregnant
User avatar #581 to #600 - vgmaster ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
i completely agree
User avatar #579 to #598 - Mr Latinonerd (02/20/2012) [-]
ok i'm fine with that since you care about your mans trust
User avatar #575 - mightymortician (02/02/2012) [-]
You're my favorite NSFW girl :) How come you never post anymore :(
User avatar #576 to #594 - zombiepikachu (02/08/2012) [-]
i wish lol
#574 - postsinnsfw (01/24/2012) [-]
So my birthday is coming up this weekend, any chance of a special birthday post?
User avatar #573 - TheBowler (01/04/2012) [-]
retoast ALLLLLLL THE PICS. I MISSED THEM :/

User avatar #572 - thewarlord (01/04/2012) [-]
was looking up DBZ pictures and yours made me laugh. Kudos on that
User avatar #571 - captainwow (01/04/2012) [-]
I love your posts. Just sayain.
#570 - N. Korean citizen (11/29/2011) [-]
What ever happened to your plan to use MFC?
User avatar #569 - JoeyJuiceBoxx (11/27/2011) [-]
How am I supposed to fap to you over Skoom, WHEN YOU NEVER POST ANYTHING?! D:
User avatar #568 - futuremarinesniper (11/09/2011) [-]
just graduated boot camp whats happened since august?
#566 - justpureme (11/02/2011) [-]
Hello, just thought I'd leave a comment.
how are you?
#563 - teenspirit ONLINE (10/27/2011) [-]
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Its been over 9000 days since ive talked to you...
User avatar #564 to #582 - LulzKitty (10/27/2011) [-]
Lmao....indeed it has. How have you been, fine sir?
#565 to #583 - teenspirit ONLINE (10/27/2011) [-]
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Meh. Repeatedly hallucinating and seeing creepy shit staring at me. You?
User avatar #567 to #584 - LulzKitty (11/03/2011) [-]
Lmao. Just yanno.....being stalked by my ex boyfriend and shit. Fun stuff like that.
#562 - Morasder (10/20/2011) [-]
Been checking your profile almost every day since I discovered you a month ago with your last comp and ofc I forget the check the day that you post something :( sadface
#561 - iloveredthumbsyay **User deleted account** (10/12/2011) [-]
oh god, a female funnyjunker! how many friend requests/guys hitting on you do you get a day?
#560 - FightClub (09/28/2011) [-]
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you should take that stickie note on your ass

and put my username on it instead of yours

:)
#559 - N. Korean citizen (09/05/2011) [-]
You may just be the best part of Fj.
User avatar #556 - trezon (08/31/2011) [-]
Woah woah woah I got dubs, why are we not fucking?
Haha
User avatar #554 - tfrevionrberg (08/30/2011) [-]
**tfrevionrberg rolls 17** dubs and we get pussy
User avatar #558 to #566 - Soarklez (08/31/2011) [-]
**Soarklez rolls 84**
User avatar #557 to #566 - yobabysmamashouse (08/31/2011) [-]
**yobabysmamashouse rolls 95**
User avatar #555 to #566 - tfrevionrberg (08/30/2011) [-]
**tfrevionrberg rolls 27**
#552 - lancecripple (08/27/2011) [-]
**lancecripple rolls 75**
User avatar #551 - unicornbanger (08/25/2011) [-]
hey, you're beautiful babe, can i see more of you? xx
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