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#72 - Its south korea for 1 and 2 he is the capatin of the boat....h…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on South Korea's ferry disaster 0
User avatar #80 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2014) [-]
South Korea isn't oppressed, North is.

And usually, when an authority teacher tells oppressed people to do something stupid, they'll rebel. Or follow common sense when sinking to their deaths.
#70 - No im saying an authortiy figure told them to go to there room…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on South Korea's ferry disaster 0
User avatar #71 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2014) [-]
I doubt it took them very long to realize the boat was sinking. Plus, the captain doesn't have the authority to tell you to go to your room, not on just a normal boat.
User avatar #72 - LordoftheBacon (04/23/2014) [-]
Its south korea for 1 and 2 he is the capatin of the boat....he is like a warden in a jail a president in charge of a country etc etc more shitty examples. The point im trying to make is oppressed people tend to do what an authority figure tells them what to do.
User avatar #80 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2014) [-]
South Korea isn't oppressed, North is.

And usually, when an authority teacher tells oppressed people to do something stupid, they'll rebel. Or follow common sense when sinking to their deaths.
#64 - Yes actually lost of people do. An authorty figure told them t…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2014 on South Korea's ferry disaster 0
User avatar #67 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2014) [-]
So if an authority figure tells you to kill yourself, you should do it?
User avatar #70 - LordoftheBacon (04/23/2014) [-]
No im saying an authortiy figure told them to go to there rooms without alerting them the boat was sinking. They abandoned them to die like the cowards they were. Also authority figure tells you to kill yourself would I do it? This isnt japan or the days of the norseman man.
User avatar #71 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2014) [-]
I doubt it took them very long to realize the boat was sinking. Plus, the captain doesn't have the authority to tell you to go to your room, not on just a normal boat.
User avatar #72 - LordoftheBacon (04/23/2014) [-]
Its south korea for 1 and 2 he is the capatin of the boat....he is like a warden in a jail a president in charge of a country etc etc more shitty examples. The point im trying to make is oppressed people tend to do what an authority figure tells them what to do.
User avatar #80 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2014) [-]
South Korea isn't oppressed, North is.

And usually, when an authority teacher tells oppressed people to do something stupid, they'll rebel. Or follow common sense when sinking to their deaths.
#61 - I...I...am gonna regret this comment but here goes. Yes its hu…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/23/2014 on South Korea's ferry disaster 0
User avatar #62 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm not saying the Captain isn't a piece of shit, he's a total asshole, but the people shouldn't have let themselves drown.

Does anyone feel bad for people in cults?
User avatar #64 - LordoftheBacon (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes actually lost of people do. An authorty figure told them to stay put and told them nothing of there impending doom. Shame on the captain not the people. Idk if you know much about sinking boats but even if some got left behind the force of the boat would pull alot of people down regardless.
User avatar #67 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2014) [-]
So if an authority figure tells you to kill yourself, you should do it?
User avatar #70 - LordoftheBacon (04/23/2014) [-]
No im saying an authortiy figure told them to go to there rooms without alerting them the boat was sinking. They abandoned them to die like the cowards they were. Also authority figure tells you to kill yourself would I do it? This isnt japan or the days of the norseman man.
User avatar #71 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2014) [-]
I doubt it took them very long to realize the boat was sinking. Plus, the captain doesn't have the authority to tell you to go to your room, not on just a normal boat.
User avatar #72 - LordoftheBacon (04/23/2014) [-]
Its south korea for 1 and 2 he is the capatin of the boat....he is like a warden in a jail a president in charge of a country etc etc more shitty examples. The point im trying to make is oppressed people tend to do what an authority figure tells them what to do.
User avatar #80 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2014) [-]
South Korea isn't oppressed, North is.

And usually, when an authority teacher tells oppressed people to do something stupid, they'll rebel. Or follow common sense when sinking to their deaths.
#59 - This is just like norway all over again. Not bashing your post… 04/23/2014 on South Korea's ferry disaster -1
#144 - O really OP? 04/23/2014 on Hi, my name is... 0
#129079 - Even if your nervous about del then just do a half and half do… 04/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#129057 - My personal opionion and this is coming from a psychonaut that…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#129061 - hor (04/23/2014) [-]
Also, happy tripping(just read the last bit)!
#129060 - hor (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm a psychonaut as well(although rather new), been using psychedelics for the past year. I've tried all the traditional psychedelics beyond mescaline and ayahuasca, and I've been expanding into research chemicals. I need something completely new, so I figured I'd look into dissociatives because I'm too much of a pussy for deliriants. I know about Erowid(I can't tell you all the hours I've wasted on that site) and 420chan already, I'm just indecisive and the more opinions the better. I'll check out darkridge, though. I was actually considering extracting poli from Delsyum, that was going to be my first DXM trip, just didn't know if I should wait until I could get something better first. But I guess if I can't get anything else for awhile save for 3-MeO, which I'd have to risk losing, I might as well try it. Thanks for the info.
User avatar #129079 - LordoftheBacon (04/23/2014) [-]
Even if your nervous about del then just do a half and half dose of dxm/dph and you will be golden.
#129021 - diffrent times I assume idk how old you or your parents are  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #129022 - ipostcp (04/22/2014) [-]
It doesn't really matter what time it was. It is still shifty looking for them.
#129017 - I am worried about that actually I know there is 7 year diffre…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #129026 - legendaryhero (04/23/2014) [-]
The age gap is fine.
#129024 - ronjeremysweiner (04/22/2014) [-]
the age gap thrm is half your age plus 7
25/2 = 12+7 = 19
it's on the edge, but I see nothin wrong
User avatar #129027 - legendaryhero (04/23/2014) [-]
Wasn't the thrm actually 5?
User avatar #129028 - legendaryhero (04/23/2014) [-]
i mean like, half and +5?
#129032 - ronjeremysweiner (04/23/2014) [-]
idk i thought it was seven

but if it was 5 then
15/2 + 5 = 12.5
i would feel weird dating a twelve yr old at 15
15/2 + 7 = 14.5
sounds good .
15/2 + 6 = 13.5
maybe 6?
six sounds like it should be the official one
User avatar #129035 - legendaryhero (04/23/2014) [-]
Eh, I know people who dated a twelve year old when they were 15.
It was fine since the 15 year old didn't really look 15 nor was he really mature.
The girl was, because i dont know, she is a girl.
#129033 - ronjeremysweiner (04/23/2014) [-]
for the record I have a D in math
User avatar #129020 - ipostcp (04/22/2014) [-]
My grandpa married my grandma when she was 16 and he was 28.
User avatar #129021 - LordoftheBacon (04/22/2014) [-]
diffrent times I assume idk how old you or your parents are
User avatar #129022 - ipostcp (04/22/2014) [-]
It doesn't really matter what time it was. It is still shifty looking for them.
User avatar #129019 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/22/2014) [-]
Again, it's the whole "re-evaluation" aspect on her part that you are worried about.

Find a way to kill time. Get your mind off of it until she does text you back, or until the next time you two meet.

Also, 'females mature mentally faster than males.'
So it is no real surprise that you two fit so well together. I wouldn't beat yourself up about it. If she were 17, things would be worse. But hey, she's 18 and legal, her parents can't do crap.

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#137 - LordoftheBacon (04/22/2014) [-]
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I thrive on your attention ******* .
User avatar #139 - cognosceteipsum (07/27/2014) [-]
HEY BRO!!!! Revenge for freeze here!!!!! I didn't know that you were still alive, damn, I thought you had AN HERO'd!!!! <3333

I've been listening a lot to transformalin and death pierce me, I'm probably going to try to get a hold of all of them
#138 - revengeforfreeze (05/17/2014) [-]
**** these people. dumbasses
User avatar #136 - froggets (04/22/2014) [-]
I was supposed to call you a ****** , but then I realized, you're not a ****** , you're a porchmonkey
#135 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
Slave
#134 - justanotherblablab (04/22/2014) [-]
Would you mind stop being a ****** ?
User avatar #133 - reekballs (04/22/2014) [-]
Negrotits
User avatar #132 - ilikegurlbutz (04/22/2014) [-]
Apologies good sir but you have been branded as a ****** . Have a good day
User avatar #131 - metacobalion (04/22/2014) [-]
You appear to be of the negro variety my friend.
User avatar #130 - schnitzelwagen (04/22/2014) [-]
Greetings.
I am sorry, but I must inform you that it has come to my attention that you are, in fact, a ****** .
Good day.
User avatar #102 - revengeforfreeze (04/08/2014) [-]
are you minionofdolan ?
User avatar #103 to #102 - LordoftheBacon (04/10/2014) [-]
Yes I was till my account got compromised. What up?
User avatar #104 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/10/2014) [-]
Oh I see
I've been looking a lot into the stories about silencer and stuff. Mostly chilling.
User avatar #105 to #104 - LordoftheBacon (04/10/2014) [-]
Nattramn is a brillant man at that. If you like him then try some Senthil.
User avatar #106 to #105 - revengeforfreeze (04/10/2014) [-]
yeah he is isnt he?
I like silencer, looking through transformalin now I'm not sure what to make of it. I like stalaggh so I guess I would like this too a bit
User avatar #107 to #106 - LordoftheBacon (04/10/2014) [-]
I have a copy of both Death pierce me and Diagnose in my cd case right now. Still searching for a copy of Pig heart I found the pdf online a while ago but just not the same I guess. Stallagh is good if you havent heard of them yet look into Abruptum there ******* awesome as well. They are the pioners that inspired Stallagh in the black noise genre.
User avatar #108 to #107 - revengeforfreeze (04/10/2014) [-]
i need to favourite this : ) for later. also, yeah, nattramn's weird but still an interesting kind of weird. oooooh the pdf? did it include pictures?
okay I'll check into abruptum, see if they're on spotify, stalaggh are not :|
User avatar #109 to #108 - LordoftheBacon (04/10/2014) [-]
No pictures that I remember Death and Diagnose booklets were cool though hang on a sec.
User avatar #124 to #110 - ait (04/10/2014) [-]
This is my fifth alert saying someones mentioned me in a comment today and i only joined a few hours ago. Can I even change my name?
User avatar #125 to #124 - revengeforfreeze (04/10/2014) [-]
that's not bad
you can't
but you can set off alerts
#111 to #110 - LordoftheBacon (04/10/2014) [-]
pic from death pierce me the picture inside can be found online easily
#118 to #111 - revengeforfreeze (04/10/2014) [-]
I think I've seen that one already but yeah it's cool. He looks fat one that one picture where he's standing though (also on the one where he's sitting) but then he looks thin on the picture where he's standing with.. wait, I'll find it. This one and...
#120 to #118 - LordoftheBacon (04/10/2014) [-]
bonus pic also thats not Nattramn its Leere from Silencer no worries though I made the same mistake alot till I finally figured it out. There is a color photo of Nattramn and his dad out there somewhere I have seen if before it was taken right after his brother died.
User avatar #121 to #120 - revengeforfreeze (04/10/2014) [-]
**** ! I see.. yeah I THOUGHT it looked not much like him!
Wow! I wonder what his dad thinks of him today if his dad is alive... I mean, you've heard of the axe story yeah? It's TRUE, only that we don't know for certain if it's his brother or not but it's most likely not natti.
I'll have to find the picture with him and his dad tho.
#112 to #111 - LordoftheBacon (04/10/2014) [-]
Pic from diagnose booklet its drawings from nattramn
#119 to #117 - revengeforfreeze (04/10/2014) [-]
in this picture he also looks thin. anyway wow these pictures.. they really creep me out, he's a great artist though.
User avatar #122 to #119 - LordoftheBacon (04/10/2014) [-]
You know about the site right? Also supposedly there is another album coming. I have no idea what its gonna sound like. Death pierce me was pure black metal, Diagnose was drone, who knows what he has in store for us.
User avatar #123 to #122 - revengeforfreeze (04/10/2014) [-]
ya know about all three of 'em
HAL, diagnoselebensgefahr (abandoned) and You need to login to view this link which is basically just a gateway to the other sites. dl site is really ******* scary though.
I'm going to get a hold of a copy of DPM first :|
I thought pierce me had a touch of depressive and ambient especially with the intro on slow kill in the cold
I really wonder what his next thing is going to be though yeah
User avatar #126 to #123 - LordoftheBacon (04/10/2014) [-]
I hate splitting hairs more or less. Its black metal with a touch of this and that but over all a ******* damn good album. Are you in the U.S?
User avatar #128 to #126 - revengeforfreeze (04/10/2014) [-]
I actually just live a few hours away from where he was quartered and I live about half an hour away from where silencer allegedly played later on
User avatar #127 to #126 - revengeforfreeze (04/10/2014) [-]
ya i guess
i agree
no, sweden
#80 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]
I tried
User avatar #81 to #80 - LordoftheBacon (02/15/2014) [-]
I laughed I cried I wish I could thumb you...by odin's beard that is awesome. I love you so so much my valentine.
User avatar #82 to #81 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]
Love ya too ;)
User avatar #83 to #82 - LordoftheBacon (02/15/2014) [-]
So how was your V.D day? Mine is ok other then seeing that comment and eating this delicious burger the rest of the day was pretty meh.
User avatar #84 to #83 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]
Pretty damn boring actually.
I took a shower 4 hours ago and still haven't even gotten dressed.
Just been totally blah all day.
#85 to #84 - LordoftheBacon (02/15/2014) [-]
Same here kinda just been sitting on my couch ******* around online....you dont have nooone special for v day? Atleast that makes two of us anyways. Could be worse I guess....here's your valentine from me. Corny as **** but hey gotta show some love right?
#86 to #85 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what that is....
User avatar #87 to #86 - LordoftheBacon (02/15/2014) [-]
Its chocolate cover strawberry Ive been eating so many I feel sick right now so thought Id give you a couple dozen so I dont become a diabetic.
User avatar #88 to #87 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]

ITS JUST WHAT I WANTED!
User avatar #89 to #88 - LordoftheBacon (02/15/2014) [-]
There all yours I cant stomach anymore that and there mixing with the vik's and its making me sick...uh...I feel like **** right now. So tell me a little aboot yourself I have alot of friends on FJ but dont really now them all to to well. So its me and you bonding time right now. Tell me 3 things about yourself.
User avatar #90 to #89 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]
Well I'm actually 20 years old, I'm from Connecticut, and I play guitar ALL THE TIME.
User avatar #91 to #90 - LordoftheBacon (02/15/2014) [-]
Ok well Im actually 25 from Oregon and I have always wanted to learn to play the guitar. Also you really a megadeth fan? I saw them in concert a few years ago with slayer and testament the show was ****** awesome
#92 to #91 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]
Indeed I am.
I've seen them a few times now.
Always an amazing show.
User avatar #93 to #92 - LordoftheBacon (02/15/2014) [-]
1.Nice 2.I wanna see em again the show was just crazy good. So metalhead I presume. Any favorite genre?
User avatar #94 to #93 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]
Predominately thrash metal. But metal core is also up there. Avenged Sevenfold and Megadeth are my main bands
User avatar #96 to #94 - LordoftheBacon (02/15/2014) [-]
Cool havent seen sevenfold in concert but the music is good. You heard of Hell Yeah? Lead singer is the dude from mudvayne, there drummer I think is dime bags brother, the whole band is a super group but awesome as hell.
User avatar #97 to #96 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I saw them at my last megadeth show. Gigantour.
The only problem hell yeah had was the bass speakers were up too loud, so all you really heard was bass drum. :/
User avatar #98 to #97 - LordoftheBacon (02/15/2014) [-]
Well that sucks a bit I guess....havent been to show in a grip sucks pretty bad. I wanna see hatebreed again.
User avatar #99 to #98 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]
I wanna see avenged sevenfold and Eric Johnson at some point.
User avatar #95 to #94 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]
But my favorite song is actually Cliffs of Dover
User avatar #100 to #95 - LordoftheBacon (02/15/2014) [-]
Gotta disapear for a bit but Ill be back see you in a min need to make a beer run.
User avatar #101 to #100 - holywarstpd (02/15/2014) [-]
Ok I'll be here. Gonna make myself a drink actually
User avatar #72 - jingleforth (02/14/2014) [-]
Yes pls
User avatar #73 to #72 - LordoftheBacon (02/14/2014) [-]
Neat so what we gonna do today? Im gonna make you something to eat and post a pic for you. Happy V day.
User avatar #74 to #73 - jingleforth (02/14/2014) [-]
Can we cuddle?
Also, I had a cheesy chicken lasagna in the oven for you, so no need to make me any food. :3
Happy V Day! <3
User avatar #75 to #74 - LordoftheBacon (02/14/2014) [-]
Yes...its just me and you today another valentines day come and gone. Any big plans for today?
User avatar #76 to #75 - jingleforth (02/14/2014) [-]
Nope. Sitting around home. Gonna eat food and stuff.
#77 to #76 - LordoftheBacon (02/14/2014) [-]
Fun times...same here honestly just t.v and some food later...just chilling with my new puppy.
User avatar #78 to #77 - jingleforth (02/14/2014) [-]
<3

Can I see more pictures of your moustache
User avatar #79 to #78 - LordoftheBacon (02/14/2014) [-]
...in due time lets take this slow its my first time....(I read your comment as moustache lol...e You need to login to view this link just farted and it smells like eggs)
#68 - forett (02/07/2014) [-]
here mr bacon have some chkn k?
here mr bacon have some chkn k?
#69 to #68 - LordoftheBacon (02/08/2014) [-]
That is so kind of you. Here have some duck in return. :3
#70 to #69 - forett (02/08/2014) [-]
das coo man, thanks
User avatar #63 - LordoftheBacon (02/06/2014) [-]
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#64 to #63 - LordoftheBacon (02/06/2014) [-]
**LordoftheBacon rolled a random image posted in comment #7539466 at Safe For Work Random Board ** ****** this
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That's because you want the one pressed against the glass, when the laws of physics give you the one in the bottom.
end moaned this during sex
User avatar #67 to #66 - LordoftheBacon (02/06/2014) [-]
that turned out ok i like it
User avatar #61 - jingleforth (02/05/2014) [-]
how do i get a gf?
User avatar #62 to #61 - LordoftheBacon (02/05/2014) [-]
Confidence is your first key. Second is timing. Third is more confidence. Forth is dont pretend to be something your not. Fifth is grow a set of balls and take that lady to dinner and show.
#56 to #55 - LordoftheBacon (02/04/2014) [-]
Hello Greg I dont suppose you have kind of relation to Ray Bingo?
#57 to #56 - lmOldGreg (02/04/2014) [-]
Hes my third cousin twice removed and has a jew dick
#58 to #57 - LordoftheBacon (02/04/2014) [-]
Sounds about right...so whats good? Greg.....
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User avatar #54 to #53 - LordoftheBacon (02/03/2014) [-]
not funny faggot....ok it was funny nice one brah
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