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Date Signed Up:10/18/2010
Last Login:12/29/2014
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#4 - Create doubt continue doing evil **** 3 hours ago on Vaccinations 0
#12 - in retrospect, it does seem pretty pompous he and my frie… 3 hours ago on How could we let it slip away +1
#10 - Idk man I enjoyed his company, and we never officially wer…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on How could we let it slip away +1
#11 - aliikaiokai (3 hours ago) [-]
that just sounds like some really pompous shit. oh well, your experiences are not my own
rape is bad; do not do a rape
User avatar #12 - LordVoltagen (3 hours ago) [-]
in retrospect, it does seem pretty pompous
he and my friend were in a "he gets blowjobs for free" type arrangement, which I assume is back on since Ive stopped stealing him away from it
#15 - Wow you guys can thread Nice work. 4 hours ago on Backstories 0
#7 - I meet a cute ginger guy at a friends place We cuddle, ge…  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on How could we let it slip away +1
#9 - aliikaiokai (4 hours ago) [-]
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? who the actual shit gets that far and then is like "no nigga, i ain't that gay"!! motherfucker had better fucking came money to pay you back for your time. I would rape a motherfucker for that
User avatar #10 - LordVoltagen (3 hours ago) [-]
Idk man
I enjoyed his company, and we never officially were like
dating or anything
so when i saw him a week or so later at the aforementioned friends house he leaned in for a kiss when I sat down next to him, and I played the troll and leaned down to start rolling a blunt
He was surprised and embarrassed, and I was dying of laughter on the inside
but over all he was a nice guy, and I mean
I got to play with his junk a couple times, so I just kinda assumed that at some point we would have sex
especially after all the dry humping
worst part is he didnt even tell me "no, we arent going to have sex"
he was talking to some friends and I was there and he said his dick is only for "mouth and pussy"
like, he dropped that shit as a hint
while we were cuddled up
I was literally sitting in his lap
#11 - aliikaiokai (3 hours ago) [-]
that just sounds like some really pompous shit. oh well, your experiences are not my own
rape is bad; do not do a rape
User avatar #12 - LordVoltagen (3 hours ago) [-]
in retrospect, it does seem pretty pompous
he and my friend were in a "he gets blowjobs for free" type arrangement, which I assume is back on since Ive stopped stealing him away from it
#5 - I touch booty its gay man booty, but thats the best kind 4 hours ago on (untitled) +2
#4 - Im still just trying to catch all the pokemon ****  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Fuc*ing True.. 0
#7 - herbolifee (8 minutes ago) [-]
You never got them when you were a kid? Jesus christ you're a scrub.
#4 - Its hookah 5 hours ago on avatar might be over +3
#44 - Just this booty this booty is nice (gimme dat sauce)  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Every Time. 0
#45 - sanitarysan (7 hours ago) [-]
no
#13 - Such gunnerkrigg much court wow 7 hours ago on Pick-up line level: Master -1

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#1 - anonymous (09/12/2012) [-]
(replying to your message here so it wont get deleted as quickly)

hello! i live in the chicago suburbs. so if you want to talk reply and see where we go from there.

and im replying to you as anon because im a little shy
User avatar #3 to #1 - LordVoltagen (09/12/2012) [-]
Hi

I live in the city

You can message me, or if you want, make a dummy account to do so,

I was too lazy so I used my main
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