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#162 - I know it's kinda been answered but comprehensively: 1) Lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Tumblr Logic 2 +3
User avatar #163 - Durp (08/31/2014) [-]
Always fun to hear from your guys' perspective. Thanks bud!
#9 - No picture of Hugh Laurie over the "House" part. … 08/29/2014 on I'm hoping this is in the... +33
#64 - Everything in Star Citizen is free-flight with actual dogfight… 08/26/2014 on Space Simulator 9000 +1
#46 - because it killed his dad did you even read the comic  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Fuck Doors 0
#47 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm sorry
#15 - "In the ******* boozer smashed off my bonce" … 07/28/2014 on drunks +48
#22 - >Playing 3.5 with friends, roll Munod the Simple >14…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on D&D Stories #9 +16
#105 - ubermasterfaggot (07/12/2014) [-]
I want to read that story.
#765 - **LordRaymond rolls 173,993,168** 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#57 - That feel when you're American and you didn't understand what … 06/21/2014 on why europe hate america? 0
#21 - ... That would be Addison's disease, which was mentioned i… 06/07/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#40 - They forgot the 1,000,000 Homestuck and Attack on Titan cosplayers 05/06/2014 on All the little things.... 0
#106 - My only problem is that for some reason he wants to stage a na…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Pure genius! 0
User avatar #237 - halotalim (04/25/2014) [-]
I was thinking about this durign the night. It is longer that way, but there is a resupply port between Australia and South america, Africa, Specifically Johanesburg.

Plus the other way has the Andes mountain chain in the way slowing progress.
User avatar #129 - halotalim (04/24/2014) [-]
V kilotech is right you know. Hitler failed taking russia because of supply issues. Same here. Hit early and take out america, The power of the UN is cut down and all the UN representatives can be held as bartering chips.
User avatar #134 - kilotech (04/24/2014) [-]
thank you kind sir. but the US would be a tough nut to crack I would say take the Indian sea countries, march northeast into turkey and Europe then with control of the sea Russia/China and the US they are the biggest threats would be isolated, then tighten the vise on them this is all assuming he starts in Australia

source: I am planning world domination too
User avatar #137 - halotalim (04/24/2014) [-]
Actually, re looking at the map, there is 1 conquest before the US.


All those soldiers with nukes and launching poitions from africa with a steady supply of Uranium from other places in Africa and Greenland would make a sizable and incredibly tough force.
User avatar #126 - kilotech (04/24/2014) [-]
oil, an army marches on food and fuel
#1638 - Proof 03/28/2014 on Cool/good looking people of FJ 0
#1636 - Bodyshot  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on Cool/good looking people of FJ 0
#1638 - LordRaymond (03/28/2014) [-]
#1633 - 1) 17 2) 6'7" (I know, I'm a giant) 3) 270 pounds…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Cool/good looking people of FJ +1
#1636 - LordRaymond (03/28/2014) [-]
#1638 - LordRaymond (03/28/2014) [-]
#4 - Value you say?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on the time has com +29
User avatar #11 - jbboys (03/26/2014) [-]
Love Trumps stream!
User avatar #9 - toosexyforyou (03/26/2014) [-]
I've been watching Trump play Hearthstone so much that my grades are slipping.
User avatar #5 - spikethedragon (03/26/2014) [-]
#63 - Well I checked I got a perfect on Critical Reading, 650 on… 03/24/2014 on After getting a college... -1
#28 - Got rejected by every in-state school I applied to, despite ge…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/23/2014 on After getting a college... +4
User avatar #56 - exclamation (03/23/2014) [-]
What was your ACT score?
User avatar #50 - Haentar (03/23/2014) [-]
From some valedictorian friends of mine, it's generally 4.0+ to have around a 1/10 chance of getting in.
User avatar #55 - Haentar (03/23/2014) [-]
Whoops, that's for top schools in the country, idk about the state ones.
User avatar #43 - comandante (03/23/2014) [-]
If you got a 2300, with the writing, you realize you are pushing Cornell and MIT status right? Your other things must have been shit. how bad was your gpa?
User avatar #63 - LordRaymond (03/24/2014) [-]
Well I checked
I got a perfect on Critical Reading, 650 on math and 780 on writing so I guess I actually got 2230. In my defense, I took the Math II subject test next year and got a 780 on that.

My GPA was basically 3.0 on the dot, which is minimum requirement for UCs (University of California), but I have over 200 volunteer hours and a few extracurriculars, so I hoped that would balance it out.
User avatar #38 - AnomynousUser (03/23/2014) [-]
Is that good for SAT? (My school only made us take ACT) , and I got into the only school I applied for with my 3.2 GPA and 25 on the ACT. I probably could have gotten better on the ACT if I wasn't starving with only 2 hours of sleep, but it was free and I didn't care enough to retake it.
User avatar #37 - youarenotspecial (03/23/2014) [-]
Take a year to volunteer for dying baby orphans or endangered species or some shit. They'll eat it up.
#32 - Funnymick (03/23/2014) [-]
You just have to be black/female.
User avatar #46 - choclategum (03/23/2014) [-]
Not true, that just makes it worst. Applied for five schools, got rejected by 4 and the last one said they barely accepted me. All with a 3.8 GPA and a 1800 SAT Score.
I have no picture to describe my pain.
User avatar #31 - kjftiger (03/23/2014) [-]
I got like a 1200 and have a 3.6 and got into a state school...
User avatar #29 - ghchamp (03/23/2014) [-]
you can get like a 1700 on the SATs and get into a state school. So basically you must have done absolutely awful in your classes,
#70 - 6'7" Oops. Guess I'm a freak. Having to stoop to… 03/18/2014 on lel 0
#19 - Sounds just about exactly the same as 90% of Greek/Roman myths… 03/14/2014 on fucckin ma'am 0
#42 - I feel kind of sorry for Mr Reaper. It's not like that normall… 03/08/2014 on Important research! 0
#115 - I love it more than anything for the fact that main characters… 03/01/2014 on ur favrite animu is shit +1
#44 - Twitch is a popular streaming site for games of all types (mos… 02/24/2014 on Anarchy +1
#51 - I just got into DOTA recently from playing league. Th…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Me first time playing +2
User avatar #85 - roflsaucer (02/16/2014) [-]
Yea, League is definitely a hell of a lot more new-player friendly. But, with the immensity of item actives there's pretty much no situation you can't dig yourself out of if you go about it correctly, and as you said there's a much higher skillcap, especially with heroes like Invoker, Pudge, Mirana, and Meepo. Invoker and Meepo especially in terms of buttons to press.

You get a lot more use to farming, though, as you play more. The jungle is usually reserved for a small number of heroes, with some being extremely vulnerable while farming in the jungle at the start. Though, most carries once they get Lifesteal or regen can jungle fairly easily.
User avatar #89 - Draserszes (02/16/2014) [-]
And there I was, as a total newbie to Dota 2, trying to play Mirana. She was the hero I played the most, but I was always shit. Thankfully, I stuck to bot matches. That being said, I'm going to download Dota 2 and give it another shot. It's a cool game.
User avatar #116 - roflsaucer (02/16/2014) [-]
Actually, in bot matches, the bots can actually know exactly where skillshots are going. Pudge Hooks, Mirana Arrows, Kunkka Torrents, Invoker Sunstrikes, all of them they would dodge, and it gets worse at higher bot levels. Not to mention, according to the dota 2 reddit, bot Kunkka would famously move his torrents so they'd hit.

Bots are broken for any skillshot hero.
User avatar #119 - Draserszes (02/17/2014) [-]
Oh, so that's why I could never land an arrow. Well, who'd you recommend for someone still learning the ropes?

Despite having 11 hours into the game.
User avatar #120 - roflsaucer (02/17/2014) [-]
When learning to play avoid invis heroes like Clinkz, Bounty Hunter, and Riki because you don't learn game sense playing them cause you're always invisible.

I would recommend playing supports first. Witch Doctor, Warlock, Lina, Crystal Maiden, and Lion are all good starts.
#56 - The worst thing about the game is the regional mods. The US Se…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Life Reviews +18
User avatar #104 - mooghens (01/08/2014) [-]
Been to the north korean server recently? They're a bunch of noobs who think they can pwn everyone with gear back from the 1.9.55 patch, and are always challenging everyone to duels. Best thing is just to leave them alone though. They suck so much at agriculture most of the servers players are starving.
#59 - Anyone have that gif where a chick is walking through a store … 01/08/2014 on Lifeguard Girl +2


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