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#367 - Picture 4 minutes ago on Scumbag Sam +3
#314 - Pussy shit I tell you! 9 minutes ago on japan +1
#181 - hesrightyouknow.jpg 6 hours ago on I loved you Zach. +2
#459 - This is why people hate ponies 11 hours ago on The avengers full movie +4
#55 - My current girlfriend had an ex who was not circumcised. She s…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Circumcision -2
#64 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
>Bases entire belief of how girls react to uncut guys off of her girlfriends reaction to her Ex.

A few things, Lolspoon. He was her Ex for starters, so she probably got a kick out of taking the piss out of his dick. Girls enjoy insulting the genitals of their exes, it's a thing they do.

Secondly, your girlfriend is entitled to have her own opinion, but as the failed greentext above suggests, you shouldn't base your opinion on uncutfags on the opinion of one person, girlfriend or not.

Thirdly, you can roll your forskin back. It looks -exactly- like a cut penis, speaking from experience here. If it still looks "Like an anteater" when the guy has a hardon, he probably had more forskin than your average male, but methinks your girlfriends was still silly by being grossed out by a bit of skin. I mean, it's not like his body, your body and, hell, even -your- body is covered in it, right?.

Bonus points for twisting what I said and using it in the same way against me, by the way.
User avatar #106 - snuffleuphagus (05/27/2012) [-]
>not man enough to post with an account.
#56 - I like MLP but I'll be damned if I ever become a brony. I like…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Fan Names (Read Descrip.) +6
User avatar #72 - tonydalion (05/27/2012) [-]
Finally, someone who shares my philosophy on the matter. Thumb for you, good sir.
#59 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
You've earned my respect. If I ever find you during the zombie apocalypse, I'll give you a well earned pat on the back.
#64 - stertyy (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry anon, but no one knows who you are so we wont be able to recognize you.
#50 - I'll also enjoy the fact that girls don't cringe when they loo…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Circumcision -8
#53 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
>Never had a forskin
>Pretends to know how people react

I know you're angry at your parents for mutilating your dick, bro, but you don't gotta take it out on uncut guys. To anyone wondering, what you're reading is your stereotyped Uncut Vs Cut fight. Uncuts laugh at Cuts as they believe they can't feel shit, that their lil' friend gets dry and that they tend to have the choice made for them by crazed parents or relatives. Cuts believe Uncuts have filthy dicks and all girls are scared of forskins. The truth is, "Each to their own," but this nigger started it.
User avatar #63 - gammajk (05/27/2012) [-]
So you're telling him not to get mad at uncut people, yet you're laughing at him for something he had no control over? This is why the entire fucking argument is retarded. It's not an argument over whether circumcision should be allowed or not, it's just provocation of both sides being general fucktards.
#69 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
Usually I don't start arguments, but c'mon, he was asking for it. I know it's wrong to laugh at people who were circumsized as babies, but rather than use the "Blast his shit out of the water with logic" argument, in which I'd go on to say about babies having no choice and yatta yatta, I'd just use the "Insult him to buggery" method.
User avatar #70 - gammajk (05/27/2012) [-]
So how exactly does that help the case at all? It just makes you and uncut people look like morons.
User avatar #55 - Lolspoon (05/27/2012) [-]
My current girlfriend had an ex who was not circumcised. She said that she would not have sex with him purely because it looked like an ant eater and grossed her out.

I know you're angry at your parents for not making your dick look normal but you dont gotta take it out on us cut guys.
#64 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
>Bases entire belief of how girls react to uncut guys off of her girlfriends reaction to her Ex.

A few things, Lolspoon. He was her Ex for starters, so she probably got a kick out of taking the piss out of his dick. Girls enjoy insulting the genitals of their exes, it's a thing they do.

Secondly, your girlfriend is entitled to have her own opinion, but as the failed greentext above suggests, you shouldn't base your opinion on uncutfags on the opinion of one person, girlfriend or not.

Thirdly, you can roll your forskin back. It looks -exactly- like a cut penis, speaking from experience here. If it still looks "Like an anteater" when the guy has a hardon, he probably had more forskin than your average male, but methinks your girlfriends was still silly by being grossed out by a bit of skin. I mean, it's not like his body, your body and, hell, even -your- body is covered in it, right?.

Bonus points for twisting what I said and using it in the same way against me, by the way.
User avatar #106 - snuffleuphagus (05/27/2012) [-]
>not man enough to post with an account.
User avatar #52 - lolwatthe (05/27/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3716976/Some+Foreskin+That+I+Used+To+Know/6#6
#6 to #9

Not sure if it is true but apparently a foreskin makes it better.
#48 - Circumcision is alright because if they don't get it their dic…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/26/2012 on Circumcision -5
User avatar #140 - novastroyer (05/27/2012) [-]
Awww your body looks disgusting and you can't accept that?? Grow the fuck up, getting a circumcision just because it looks weird is pathetic.
#57 - totallywhiteguy (05/27/2012) [-]
and actually most babies are circumcised for medical reasons cause there are some STDs that only happen in your foreskin
#49 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
L2Bathe cutfag, enjoy your inability to masterbate without lube and having a dick as dry as the sahara. Good luck feeling anything too
User avatar #62 - gammajk (05/27/2012) [-]
Really? I'm circumcised and I don't need lube, NOR is it dry. I like how you just happen to know about the qualities of other people's cocks though
User avatar #50 - Lolspoon (05/27/2012) [-]
I'll also enjoy the fact that girls don't cringe when they look at my dick, unlike yours
#53 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
>Never had a forskin
>Pretends to know how people react

I know you're angry at your parents for mutilating your dick, bro, but you don't gotta take it out on uncut guys. To anyone wondering, what you're reading is your stereotyped Uncut Vs Cut fight. Uncuts laugh at Cuts as they believe they can't feel shit, that their lil' friend gets dry and that they tend to have the choice made for them by crazed parents or relatives. Cuts believe Uncuts have filthy dicks and all girls are scared of forskins. The truth is, "Each to their own," but this nigger started it.
User avatar #63 - gammajk (05/27/2012) [-]
So you're telling him not to get mad at uncut people, yet you're laughing at him for something he had no control over? This is why the entire fucking argument is retarded. It's not an argument over whether circumcision should be allowed or not, it's just provocation of both sides being general fucktards.
#69 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
Usually I don't start arguments, but c'mon, he was asking for it. I know it's wrong to laugh at people who were circumsized as babies, but rather than use the "Blast his shit out of the water with logic" argument, in which I'd go on to say about babies having no choice and yatta yatta, I'd just use the "Insult him to buggery" method.
User avatar #70 - gammajk (05/27/2012) [-]
So how exactly does that help the case at all? It just makes you and uncut people look like morons.
User avatar #55 - Lolspoon (05/27/2012) [-]
My current girlfriend had an ex who was not circumcised. She said that she would not have sex with him purely because it looked like an ant eater and grossed her out.

I know you're angry at your parents for not making your dick look normal but you dont gotta take it out on us cut guys.
#64 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
>Bases entire belief of how girls react to uncut guys off of her girlfriends reaction to her Ex.

A few things, Lolspoon. He was her Ex for starters, so she probably got a kick out of taking the piss out of his dick. Girls enjoy insulting the genitals of their exes, it's a thing they do.

Secondly, your girlfriend is entitled to have her own opinion, but as the failed greentext above suggests, you shouldn't base your opinion on uncutfags on the opinion of one person, girlfriend or not.

Thirdly, you can roll your forskin back. It looks -exactly- like a cut penis, speaking from experience here. If it still looks "Like an anteater" when the guy has a hardon, he probably had more forskin than your average male, but methinks your girlfriends was still silly by being grossed out by a bit of skin. I mean, it's not like his body, your body and, hell, even -your- body is covered in it, right?.

Bonus points for twisting what I said and using it in the same way against me, by the way.
User avatar #106 - snuffleuphagus (05/27/2012) [-]
>not man enough to post with an account.
User avatar #52 - lolwatthe (05/27/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3716976/Some+Foreskin+That+I+Used+To+Know/6#6
#6 to #9

Not sure if it is true but apparently a foreskin makes it better.
#269 - I've never met a nice atheist in my entire life, until now  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on Stop it Atheism Channel +6
User avatar #343 - SirMartin (05/27/2012) [-]
yeah NIGGERUS is REALLY GOOD guy
#141 - I enjoy the show. I hate the fanbase. Is that so hard to comprehend? 05/26/2012 on Celebrity bronies 0
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User avatar #61 - ccosenza (05/13/2012) [-]
**ccosenza rolled user lookofdlsapproval **
User avatar #60 - shadowofthewisps (04/25/2012) [-]
May I recommend the Ponythread?
#57 - Lawlor (03/01/2012) [-]
You have a pretty face.
#58 to #57 - Lolspoon ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
I am precisely 27 days late on this reply
#52 - anonymous (02/29/2012) [-]
Sup faggot?
#54 to #52 - Lolspoon ONLINE (02/29/2012) [-]
Your rage only fuels my fire!
#48 - XXBIOHAZARDXX has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #45 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (01/23/2012) [-]
You know, A lot of gay community, including me hate this fanfics called Cupcakes and Sweet Apple Massacre , might be a good way troll a couple
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lolspoon ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
I'll be sure to read up on it, thanks for the tip
#47 to #46 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (01/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, they are pretty gruesome, although even non-gay community would also get sick...
User avatar #44 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (01/11/2012) [-]
I take it you trolled hard this time?
User avatar #42 - zionn (01/08/2012) [-]
i hope you will be rotten in hell for calling me fat while i have anorexia and problems with my stomach...
User avatar #59 to #42 - Lolspoon ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
Hey, remember that one time you got really mad on my page? Ya me too
#43 to #42 - Lolspoon ONLINE (01/08/2012) [-]
lol k sure
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User avatar #35 - mhavrilla (01/07/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #38 to #35 - Lolspoon ONLINE (01/07/2012) [-]
Who doesn't?
User avatar #39 to #38 - zionn (01/07/2012) [-]
me
User avatar #40 to #39 - Lolspoon ONLINE (01/07/2012) [-]
Yes you do
#33 - spior (01/06/2012) [-]
Please stop posting hate everywhere.
I really am tired of seeing huge shitstorms on every god damn page.
All you're getting is red pinkies and some butthurt people. Yay you got it now move along.
/rant
#34 to #33 - Lolspoon ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
Nah I think it's best if I don't

/lol
User avatar #29 - SergeantNipple (01/06/2012) [-]
so are you a troll? or are you that filled with hate?
User avatar #30 to #29 - Lolspoon ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
Troll, Im neutral on the show, I don't care if people like it or not. I personally don't watch it though
#32 to #30 - DeadlyAwakening (01/06/2012) [-]
Then I do apologize my good sir if I have offended you in any way, I respect you.
#31 to #30 - SergeantNipple (01/06/2012) [-]
Then I can respect you... FJ is way too easy to troll.
Being a furry, and recently discovering mlp has gotten me ridiculed a bit but it's kind of let me thicken my skin and learn to deal with the daft people.
#27 - zionn (01/05/2012) [-]
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#28 to #27 - Lolspoon ONLINE (01/05/2012) [-]
Don't quite know why you're mad at me but I'll go ahead and assume it's because you're a brony.   
   
Deal with it
Don't quite know why you're mad at me but I'll go ahead and assume it's because you're a brony.

Deal with it
#16 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (12/26/2011) [-]
You   
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#17 to #16 - Lolspoon ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
Ohmaigawdimsomad
User avatar #18 to #17 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (12/26/2011) [-]
You're pretty butthurt about ponies... I never asked this, but why?
#20 to #19 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (12/26/2011) [-]
So in order to glorify Satan, you have to target Bronies and MLP?
So in order to glorify Satan, you have to target Bronies and MLP?


User avatar #21 to #20 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (12/26/2011) [-]
Just kidding though, What's the real reason?
#22 to #21 - Lolspoon ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
well being that I am majoring in sociology and the study of human interactions as I am I took it upon myself to find out why many teenage males do enjoy a little girls show, so I brought my friend zach over (zach is a hardcore brony) and he slept over at my house and brought his laptop and showed me the entire first season of my little pony friendship is magic. I was at first curious why men, men in college were watching a little girls show but then I realized it was like any other show just appealing to their senses and what not. You like MLP while someone else may like oh par say the walking dead (a personal favorite). The zombie killing in walking dead appeals to me as the "cuteness", for lack of a better term, may appeal to you form MLP. In the end, I have nothing personal against bronys or pony lovers and whatnot, I just find it hilarious to watch them get mad over hate comments.
User avatar #23 to #22 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (12/26/2011) [-]
As a Brony I would only ask if you like the show, Never would I force you to watch the entire first season of it... As I love watching the show MLP I personally would rather watch A zombie flick when hanging out with a buddy.

I asked a lot of "Brony haters" the same question and they all said they love watching Bronies lose their shit.
User avatar #24 to #23 - Lolspoon ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
Because that is it, when bronys get angry it gives people a sense of fulfillment, a sense of accomplishment for being a "troll" of whatever one may want to refer the them as. The bronys who stay calm and jut reply with an average "I'm going to love and tolerate the shit out of you" pictures arent any fun, oh no. But when people get horribly angry and give you say -45 thumbs for a comment it is actually pretty funny
User avatar #25 to #24 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (12/26/2011) [-]
So basically,

Worth it?

Yes.

I just found it weird how anyone can hate MLP aggressively. Makes sense now
User avatar #26 to #25 - Lolspoon ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
Glad to help
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