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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
Last Login:9/15/2014
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Comment Ranking:#15078
Highest Content Rank:#1528
Highest Comment Rank:#3830
Content Thumbs: 3534 total,  4471 ,  937
Comment Thumbs: 1678 total,  3043 ,  1365
Content Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:6
Content Views:64168
Times Content Favorited:693 times
Total Comments Made:1753
FJ Points:5359
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#69 - Wu-Tang BITCH!! 06/01/2014 on Not racist +1
#64 - Did you ******* already forget that JFK was a …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Future's Past -4
User avatar #92 - Pootering (05/29/2014) [-]
You fucking cunt
User avatar #85 - faithrider (05/29/2014) [-]
while valid, bazda has a point.
#82 - bazda (05/29/2014) [-]
Way to ruin an entertaining tidbit for people who haven't seen it. Use the damn spoiler function.
#153 - Picture 05/22/2014 on FUCKING NOPE +3
#14 - This is one of those times Where you have to post **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on White people 0
#26 - drtrousersnake (05/19/2014) [-]
this is the only uncle ruckus related image i have.
#27 - WE ARE LEGION!! 05/18/2014 on Or... it WAS aliens. 0
#11 - DELTA!! 05/16/2014 on SSJ Johnny Bravo -1
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Spain Wars +3
User avatar #24 - russianexplain (05/15/2014) [-]
At least he didn't miss his punch. Stormtroopers should resort to muay thai instead of shooting.
#24 - Picture 05/08/2014 on Working with baby turtles… 0
#3 - I lost my **** at Jigga Jacks!! 04/30/2014 on Rapper Cereals 0
#386 - Sound of Broken glass!!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on Every Horror Game/Movie 0
#415 - anonymous (04/29/2014) [-]
#48 - Picture 04/23/2014 on Uncle Samuel 0
#115 - This ***** would be considered Fluffy!! 04/18/2014 on k 0
#4 - Crowd Control!!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on the day culture died +71
User avatar #44 - fitsjustlikeaglove (04/17/2014) [-]
Why the fuck is the pin placed there?
#28 - Heil Hydra!!!  [+] (36 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Crappy Easter +11
#85 - redzeopoweranger (04/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #53 - willindor (04/14/2014) [-]
What about Dagon?
#50 - weirdweir (04/14/2014) [-]
#34 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
You Called?
#69 - megakillerx (04/14/2014) [-]
#72 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
sup loyalist
#73 - megakillerx (04/14/2014) [-]
Stop taking drugs heretic and put up fists.
#75 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
done
#88 - trevanman (04/14/2014) [-]
didn't think so.
nothing beats Angry Marines
#90 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
think so huh

let me introduce you to Kharn
#99 - Kharn (04/14/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #100 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
hello kharn

what do you think of trevanman suggesting angry marines can beat you
#101 - trevanman (04/15/2014) [-]
legit
#102 - konradkurze (04/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**'
this is what Trevanman looks like as a marine
#103 - trevanman (04/15/2014) [-]
fuck no.
like hell I'd look like a fuckin' furry.

get your heresy outta here!
#104 - konradkurze (04/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is Trevanman a furry
#112 - trevanman (04/15/2014) [-]
I don't even know this "phanact"
I know who you're talking about, but I don't know him personally or what he/she looks like
#113 - konradkurze (04/15/2014) [-]
thats too bad
because he's gonna demolish your ass
#114 - trevanman (04/15/2014) [-]
I hope not
User avatar #115 - konradkurze (04/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
will phanact be gentle with trevanman
#105 - trevanman (04/15/2014) [-]
go ahead
User avatar #106 - konradkurze (04/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**
i die but is trevan a furry
#107 - trevanman (04/15/2014) [-]
**trevanman rolls 6**
ooooh.
am I a furry?
User avatar #108 - konradkurze (04/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
does Trevanman fap to little pony porn
User avatar #109 - konradkurze (04/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 2**
does Trevanman fap to little pony porn
#110 - trevanman (04/15/2014) [-]
heh.
that's actually right. I don't
User avatar #111 - konradkurze (04/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does Trevenman collect nudes of phanact
#92 - trevanman (04/14/2014) [-]
know so.

wasn't that the dude from the flakes?
or was that Khorne?
I can't remember all those names. I don't even follow 40K that much anymore.
I used to, when one of my classmates was talking about it
User avatar #93 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
no, thats Kharn the betrayer, pretty much the world eater second in power only to his primarch,...and pretty much unkillable
#95 - trevanman (04/14/2014) [-]
doesn't mean he can't receive a glorious ass-stomping from the Angry Marines
User avatar #96 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
it would take like 1000 to bring him down and then Khorne would just revive him and he'd start all over again
#98 - itsbendingtime (04/14/2014) [-]
The mewlings of the traitors are ever amusing to those who remain true to the Emperor.
You have been lied to by your foul Gods. They tell you that there is ascension, that you can achieve personal power and glory in their service, but they lie.
There is no ascension. The Emperor showed us all that there is nothing greater than man. To twist and destroy your body to attempt to become something more is utter foolishness. There is no glory better than that of being a part of mankind and basking in the glow of the Emperor and everything mankind has achieved under His guidance.
The forces of Chaos would call the Imperium weak, and yet the "weak" imperium has kept them in check, confined to their stronghold in the Eye of Terror for ten thousand years.
To the forces of Chaos your soul was a tasty snack and your body a worthless piece in their games as they, out of envy, attempt to bring down mankind. They will fail.
Because to the Emperor, every human is blessed and holy and perfect, and at the end of life we do not seek to return to the material world, resurrected by a foul God to serve him eternally. When we pass we will become one with Him in the warp.
The forces of Chaos will never prevail, for the Emperor protects. Always.
#76 - megakillerx (04/14/2014) [-]
You think that a broken head's gonna stop me, you cheeky little cunt?

I'll bash ur fookin dik in. I'll swear on me Emprah.
#77 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
lets put your mouth to good use
#78 - megakillerx (04/14/2014) [-]
Good luck M8
#29 - thebellboy (04/14/2014) [-]
Hydra you say
#13 - Jeff Cohen looks like Lex ******* Luthor!! 04/09/2014 on Child Stars Then and Now... +1
#93 - Dogeyes, ************ !!!  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Knock knock +39
User avatar #178 - SgtBaha (04/05/2014) [-]
Oooooh, that Dogeyes!
#188 - steammadewalrus (04/05/2014) [-]
TBFP mentioned, swell with america
#157 - wutda (04/05/2014) [-]
sleeping dogs bro where we at?
WARNING: if you play, click the image, you know what happen next
#21 - Picture 03/17/2014 on Long ass name +1
#94 - KENNY WENT KAWAII!! 03/11/2014 on I guess they didn't protect... 0
#7 - no no no, That's either Rain or Reptile!! 03/09/2014 on i'm guessing Ukraine... -2
#23 - Damn it sounds SUPER FUNKY!!! 03/08/2014 on I Read it in his voice 0
#52 - **** reminds me waaaay too much of SR4 02/22/2014 on Tron 0
#106 - BIG BOSS!! 02/10/2014 on Pay the boss. 0
#9 - ASSASSINS ******* EVERYWHERE!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2014 on The Plague -5
User avatar #18 - dinonator (02/10/2014) [-]
casual non DS'er spotted
User avatar #13 - vladhellsing (02/10/2014) [-]
*16th century
#4 - Im A Mareep!! 02/01/2014 on Chinese pokémon zodiac 0
#85 - Why is Huntress there She belongs in the Green Arrow Universe!!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on The Bat Family -1
User avatar #102 - respectyourmom (02/01/2014) [-]
because she is bruce waynes daughter
User avatar #88 - mankey (02/01/2014) [-]
Depends. If it's Earth 2, then it's Helena Wayne Huntress, Batman's daughter. batman.wikia.com/wiki/Huntress_%28Helena_Wayne%29
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