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#98 - itsbendingtime (04/14/2014) [-]
The mewlings of the traitors are ever amusing to those who remain true to the Emperor.
You have been lied to by your foul Gods. They tell you that there is ascension, that you can achieve personal power and glory in their service, but they lie.
There is no ascension. The Emperor showed us all that there is nothing greater than man. To twist and destroy your body to attempt to become something more is utter foolishness. There is no glory better than that of being a part of mankind and basking in the glow of the Emperor and everything mankind has achieved under His guidance.
The forces of Chaos would call the Imperium weak, and yet the "weak" imperium has kept them in check, confined to their stronghold in the Eye of Terror for ten thousand years.
To the forces of Chaos your soul was a tasty snack and your body a worthless piece in their games as they, out of envy, attempt to bring down mankind. They will fail.
Because to the Emperor, every human is blessed and holy and perfect, and at the end of life we do not seek to return to the material world, resurrected by a foul God to serve him eternally. When we pass we will become one with Him in the warp.
The forces of Chaos will never prevail, for the Emperor protects. Always.
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