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LocoJoe

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
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Content Ranking:#2190
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Highest Content Rank:#290
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Subscribers:11
Content Views:1279473
Times Content Favorited:1588 times
Total Comments Made:8972
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#91 - >There are no janitors in japanese schools because the stud…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on 11 Strange Facts about Japan +9
User avatar #186 - dingdongpancakes (02/28/2015) [-]
My school has only a few culturally enriched students and they don't do much to my knowledge. The school is mainly made up of Asians and Indians who fuckin keep rising the standards bar.
User avatar #176 - putindispencerhere (02/28/2015) [-]
You mean highschoolers? I can guarantee that at least 80% of high schoolers don't give two shits about school property, unless they get in trouble for it.
User avatar #160 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/28/2015) [-]
muh opression
User avatar #132 - iridium (02/28/2015) [-]
You mean Americans?

Don't get me wrong many of us get a lot of things right. Teenagers keeping a high school clean is not one of them.
#27 - Usually when someone enters a room slowly and the song Ave Mar…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Engineers +16
User avatar #32 - progex (02/27/2015) [-]
john is that garrote you're holding? john you look tad different, are you balding?
Johnfashfahsfhasfhasghaghav.
#31 - theonewhoanswers (02/27/2015) [-]
#11 - Am I the only person who marks down what time I finished at so… 02/27/2015 on Watching porn in disgust 0
#17 - Picture 02/27/2015 on Black Twats +2
#117 - I watched because I needed to see how things ended. I don't th… 02/27/2015 on We've all been there 0
#19 - He's right about the whole sports thing. Every guy knows his w… 02/27/2015 on celebrity family feud +1
#36 - Picture 02/27/2015 on I miss this show 0
#16 - You're doing it wrong. It's "I want pictures, p… 02/27/2015 on JJJ 0
#62 - >drinking any tea other than cold sweet tea 02/27/2015 on world war tea +32
#53 - >MFW watching the sopranos  [+] (6 new replies) 02/27/2015 on We've all been there +7
User avatar #134 - brothergrimm (02/27/2015) [-]
this is how i feel when i start a new webcomic....... which is more pathetic than i thought now that i type it out.
User avatar #122 - evilklown (02/27/2015) [-]
I finished Breaking Bad last night - that was literally (not figuratively) my reaction.
User avatar #112 - erotictentacle (02/27/2015) [-]
I couldnt watch the last two seasons.
When it started to.almost only be about dreams, i quit.
Is it worth forcing myself through?
User avatar #117 - LocoJoe (02/27/2015) [-]
I watched because I needed to see how things ended. I don't think that dream shit lasts too long from what I remember.
User avatar #78 - thechosentroll (02/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, it ends pretty abru
User avatar #77 - ronniesan (02/27/2015) [-]
end was fucking trash too.
#40 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Post your wet panties 0
#50 - stickmansam Comment deleted by LocoJoe
#44 - One third of my ancestors ran around in loin cloths with obsid…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Weaklings +32
User avatar #88 - CyborgNinja (02/27/2015) [-]
Same here, my man. Although I think being crushed by a giant, bipedal tin can didn't make our ancestors proud at all.
User avatar #58 - peinguino (02/26/2015) [-]
Do it
User avatar #46 - joedeltaco (02/26/2015) [-]
I am also joe a better joe.
#45 - therian (02/26/2015) [-]
So, you're spanish, mexican/aztec, and german?
#62 - fefe (02/27/2015) [-]
Mexican is a combination of different races.

Spanish, native, and german would be more accurate.
#86 - By using their feelings at school board meetings, making tv ad… 02/26/2015 on Internet 0
#81 - Because soccermoms want to ban things instead of watching over…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Internet +4
User avatar #83 - xorioz (02/26/2015) [-]
And how in hell are they able to dictate law?
And what is a soccermom?
I have a general picture of a suburban white mom packing her sons lunch and driving him to school.
#86 - LocoJoe (02/26/2015) [-]
By using their feelings at school board meetings, making tv advertisements, going to city council meetings since they have nothing to do while most guys are at work. They're the cunts who banned small objects in toys, created the no tolerance policy that got kids suspended for biting a poptart into the shape of a gun, want to ban all guns, hate fun, and ask to speak to the manager while her kids knock over the display behind her.
#47 - she has a wicked stache 02/26/2015 on Woman explaining baseball... +1
#79 - >science >video games >books >internet… 02/26/2015 on Allahu Doner Kebab 0
#5 - A state with SYG and castle doctrine laws. 02/26/2015 on Red Circle: Apes +5
#13 - >wearing jordans Enjoy those **** tier low value shoes.  [+] (17 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Fresh Off the Boat +1
User avatar #106 - fukkentyranitar (02/26/2015) [-]
Wasn't edward norton wearing those when he curb stomped the guy in american history x?
User avatar #103 - ieatpaste (02/26/2015) [-]
nice boots, its apparent here that noone has worked a day in their life
User avatar #121 - ljxjlos (02/26/2015) [-]
Every semester holidays, I worked accord to earn money, during autumn we care for woodland-property and make our own firewood because my parents are full-on on the eko-trip. I built the staircases of our second house nearly alone under my grandpas supervision...

I definitely worked more then enough in my life. Yet I wouldn´t be caught dead in those.
User avatar #122 - ieatpaste (02/26/2015) [-]
my red wings are 8 years old, worn all day every day. still waterproof, im still working 16 hour shifts standing the entire time with no foot or knee pain. if you hate on red wings, you've never truly worked in red wings
User avatar #92 - texaphyrin (02/26/2015) [-]
It's okay, FJ doesn't understand the need to be effay. I get you, though. Those boots are 8/10 need to be Iron Rangers
User avatar #120 - ljxjlos (02/26/2015) [-]
"FJ doesn´t understand the need to be effay"

But what doe being effay have to do with redwings?
User avatar #128 - texaphyrin (02/26/2015) [-]
If worn in the proper outfit, they can be effay.
#79 - fefe (02/26/2015) [-]
You're either a skinhead or an autist.
#77 - thelonestranger (02/26/2015) [-]
Red Wing? I remember my first boots, lol.
Danner>
User avatar #28 - StewieGGriffin (02/26/2015) [-]
You better be a 40 year old man that goes on hikes and drinks tea at night or else you're going to get made fun of walking outside with those.
#27 - NoobPlease (02/26/2015) [-]
low value? $300 jordans are ridiculous
#62 - fefe (02/26/2015) [-]
high cost yes
but when they drop in value after CREASING
you're not making a smart investment
I see homeless folks sometimes with old jordans and other fancy sneakers and wonder if the shoes indicate some of the habits that lead to their homelessness...
#57 - dafttpunkk (02/26/2015) [-]
Yet 80% of jordan releases have never been above 190. This guy.
#23 - ljxjlos (02/26/2015) [-]
>Red Wings
Never go full dadcore
User avatar #51 - playerdous (02/26/2015) [-]
They do make the best gloves I've ever used.
User avatar #21 - donatelo (02/26/2015) [-]
good luck trying to fit your burrito sized feet in those fatass.
#16 - jengafag (02/25/2015) [-]
Feminism, HO!!!
#63 - #MiscegenationMondays 02/25/2015 on Unified Black Entertainment... 0
#54 - Daily reminder that our grandfathers fought and died for this.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Rage/ Feels/ Wtf comp. +34
#190 - buffygifs (02/26/2015) [-]
My grandfather fought and died in a concentration camp. Does that make family part of the problem or part of the solution?
User avatar #194 - narluga (02/26/2015) [-]
Of course, who else would have been able to keep those jews in the showers.
#103 - >metal claws >able to heal from wounds >adama… 02/24/2015 on What friends? +1
#30 - A gun. Concealed carry.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Confesster Comp Part 1 +3
User avatar #34 - trolololer (02/25/2015) [-]
A gun or a knife would suffice.
#27 - Would you really get involved in a fight vs several guys if yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Confesster Comp Part 1 +5
User avatar #29 - trolololer (02/24/2015) [-]
If I wasn't carrying what? Yes I would. But I wouldn't go into a shady neighborhood or go out at night without my pocket knife. What kind of dumbass doesn't prepare?
#30 - LocoJoe (02/24/2015) [-]
A gun. Concealed carry.
User avatar #34 - trolololer (02/25/2015) [-]
A gun or a knife would suffice.
#30 - Is that what happens when you don't drink water? Jesus **** . 02/24/2015 on Eeeeuw, dehydrated meat 0
#146 - This could've gone worse. There was a story of a woman who fir… 02/24/2015 on Gun recoil 0

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User avatar #53 - LocoJoe (04/14/2015) [-]
*roll 7*
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User avatar #47 to #46 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
What was the trade?
#48 to #47 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #48 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I think I'll keep em. I'm only really trading points for stuff.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I have only 2.4K so just make a decent offer.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - LocoJoe (09/18/2012) [-]
Nah. I think it'll be better used when we get the crafting option.
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#36 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I never understood why there's so many of us on FJ.
#37 to #36 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I come here to troll libtards mostly.
#38 to #37 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
Yeah there are a decent amount of them here. Just curious, how do you like your nugget?
User avatar #39 to #38 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
Not mine really. I'm a no guns. It's a buddy of mine. It's a Tula hex receiver. The thing has a smooth bolt but after a while it gets hot due to the Texas heat. I think I've bruised my hand more than once trying to work the bolt.
#40 to #39 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if I should get one or hold out for a garand/sks. Trying to get some opinions that aren't from 14 year olds on /k/ that have only been there long enough to know what a nugget is.
User avatar #41 to #40 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I say the garand would be better. Mosins are everywhere but Garands are hard to come by.
#42 to #41 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
That's what I'm leaning towards.
#35 - pavivirmascontento (03/09/2012) [-]
Shellshock 2?? I own that game and it gives me headaches and i feel sick playing it, but it has a nice storyline, the cover looks amazing
#32 - toxicnachos (01/08/2012) [-]
Theres porn all over ur profile
Theres porn all over ur profile
#33 to #32 - LocoJoe (01/08/2012) [-]
Tell me about it.
#30 - NotAdmin (01/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #31 to #30 - LocoJoe (01/03/2012) [-]
Has my profile become the place to post ass gifs?
User avatar #29 - TurkDragon (12/18/2011) [-]
ey... im ur secret santa... you like music?

http://soundcloud.com/themkn
User avatar #18 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
hey dude where did you get the flo pictures?
User avatar #19 to #18 - LocoJoe (09/18/2011) [-]
You need to login to view this link I'll post them later tonight so don't worry.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
sweet thanks dude :) for some reason they're kinda hot lol
User avatar #21 to #20 - tigerpaws (09/19/2011) [-]
how do you find them?
User avatar #23 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
Oh if you want the video just PM your email and I'll send it to ya. It's an mp4 so you might need to download VLC
User avatar #22 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
I uploaded the rest BTW
User avatar #15 - LocoJoe (08/25/2011) [-]
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**LocoJoe rolls 6** Plus this
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**LocoJoe rolls 0** Equals this
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User avatar #13 - doctorhax (08/15/2011) [-]
I like ur avatar, that game was so bad it was good
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User avatar #3 - DagothUr (04/02/2011) [-]
Was ShellShock 2 really that bad?
User avatar #4 to #3 - LocoJoe (04/02/2011) [-]
Yeah they pretty much half assed it. Pretty good cover art though.
#2 - fefe (03/03/2011) [-]
da **** ? my xbl name is your name
User avatar #1 - JoeTheRooster (09/26/2010) [-]
VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!!
btw hell fellow "Joe".
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