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LocoJoe

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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
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#25 - >not going to parties and taking all the aluminium beer can…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2015 on What it's like to be a student +12
User avatar #121 - emiyashirou (02/02/2015) [-]
>Few hundred bucks
Nigga, newspaper recycling doen't even pay out $0.20 per kilogram here.
Aluminium recycling pays out at best $2 per kilogram, not quite up to date with current prices.
User avatar #136 - LocoJoe (02/02/2015) [-]
Save up and do it once a year is what I do. I pick up any fucking can I see on the streets and just toss it in my truck bed. My school has a student newspaper and there are always a bunch leftover at the end of the week. I just stuff them in my bag.
#49 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
where can you do this? I've always been interested in doing this, but it doesn't happen where I am.
User avatar #58 - LocoJoe (02/02/2015) [-]
Just google metal recycling in your city. I live in Dallas so there's a lot of places that do it. They take aluminium, iron, steel, copper of course and other shit. I know of only one place that recycles news paper but I never looked around for other places.
User avatar #74 - demonpinguin (02/02/2015) [-]
Holy shit this sounds amazing, I'm at school about an hour north-east of Dallas in Denton. I need to do this
#50 - Do you think Belle took the beast's knot?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Smurfed all day long 0
#52 - vorasharaptor (02/02/2015) [-]
she would have read a book how to do it
#83 - Dorkly needs to revisit old games that have a cult following. …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2015 on It was not watered down +15
User avatar #111 - Onemanretardpack (02/02/2015) [-]
>Red Orchestra 2
I think you misspelled PTSD Simulator 2. I've never felt like such an asshole after I gutshot someone on the enemy team and listened to his screams while I was pinned down by a tank
User avatar #116 - androidiix (02/02/2015) [-]
That game man. You can hear the soldiers you shoot cry for their families.
User avatar #118 - Onemanretardpack (02/02/2015) [-]
I'll never forget sweeping a fascist pig's legs with my ppsh. It made me wish I never took German in high school, because I could hear him crying for his mother and how much he didn't want to be there. It got me so hard I had to execute him
User avatar #249 - kievaughnb (02/02/2015) [-]
holy shit. i have to try this game
#92 - bewailedbadger (02/02/2015) [-]
I love it.



Both of those games are great.
#11 - I'd hook that ************ to my truck immediately. Woo… 02/02/2015 on Takeaway +4
#18 - The **** is that? 02/02/2015 on Dank meme dosh 0
#47 - I wish to create technology where we are able to connect video…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on (untitled) +9
#155 - mrdrprofbraeden (02/02/2015) [-]
im in school for that at the moment actually
#52 - thumbeveryone has deleted their comment.
#38 - >implying you filthy tojos don't get roasted 02/02/2015 on Very accurate 0
#6 - It ends in a creampie. 02/01/2015 on Random comp 2 +2
#75 - Why don't we just ignore allergies for like 3 years and then w… 02/01/2015 on Twitter +3
#37 - I wish I had a magical steel ring that could not be destroyed …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Magic lamp +1
User avatar #52 - Dragonchampion (02/01/2015) [-]
I think "And" would be considered a whole new wish. But since you'd have the magic ring after the first wish it doesn't matter.
#12 - What's up with guys dressing all queery now?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/01/2015 on (untitled) +6
#26 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
Metrosexuality is a thing in moderate-large size cities.
Be metro on the metro.
User avatar #22 - maxismahname (02/02/2015) [-]
I wholeheartedly agree. There's nothing wrong with being gay, but I don't think that hella skinny jeans and some shitty shirts should be required to look good. Why can't we just wear a nice sweater and fitting jeans
User avatar #27 - pokemonstheshiz (02/02/2015) [-]
They're both wearing shorts, not skinny jeans
one's wearing a t-shirt, one's wearing a polo. Pink shirts haven't been gay since the 90s.
one has a hoodie.

The only thing that might be considered gay is the cardigan, but even that's a stretch, men's cardigans are kind of common.

You can look good in a nice sweater and jeans, no one's stopping you. If you can't, buy nicer clothes and/or match them better (usually wear darker jeans with sweaters), or maybe it's not the clothes that don't look good.

User avatar #28 - maxismahname (02/02/2015) [-]
That last sentence though, ouch
Anyway, I'm not really talking about the picture, but I mean society in general. The picture is fine Except I don't really like when people where seemingly warm upper body clothes and shorts together, it looks a bit dumb . I had a friend tell me I should buy better fitting jeans and that mine were loose, while my genitals were being squished by the jeans I was wearing.
User avatar #30 - pokemonstheshiz (02/02/2015) [-]
They don't have to be skinny jeans, but the trend is slim fit (they're more relaxed fit than skinny jeans, if they're squishing your genitals they're the wrong size. Clothes shouldn't be too tight, but they should be tight enough to accentuate your figure.

Think of one of the most popular trends in branding, minimalism. Enough to cover what it should, but still looking sleek and sharp.

Really though, wear what you feel comfortable in. People care more about what you say and how your wear the clothes than what you're actually wearing. If nicer clothes make you feel more comfortable or happy, do that. If not, don't.
User avatar #31 - maxismahname (02/02/2015) [-]
Fair enough haha
#20 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
Clothes=Gay
Might as well go around naked
User avatar #19 - kyrill (02/02/2015) [-]
judging by the lack of leghair, they are queer
User avatar #13 - iamthebestfapper (02/01/2015) [-]
How else you gonna flaunt the dick?
#10 - >playing Rising Storm >attacking a position >…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Very accurate +25
#36 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
Rising storm is so good, It's the reason i rake up relling BANNNZAAAAI trying to stab my american pigru famiry.
User avatar #38 - LocoJoe (02/02/2015) [-]
>implying you filthy tojos don't get roasted
www.youtube.com/watch?v=so37_1ia51Q
#85 - Now put an AIDS needle in there. 02/01/2015 on What the hell do you mean... +1
#74 - >not downloading drunken wrestlers and enjoying suplexing y… 02/01/2015 on Everything wrong with the... +1
#27 - >having a joint checking account 0/10 02/01/2015 on Busted +2
#42 - >MFW I keep a kukri next to my door 02/01/2015 on King of the Hill Comp 2 +1
#25 - That episode was balls. DW was a cunt and deserved a… 01/31/2015 on You gon act like a bitch 0
#18 - They should play the sounds of Red Orchestra 2 death…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Russian Anti-Drunk Driving... 0
User avatar #19 - pinkfloyd (01/31/2015) [-]
PTSD simulator.
#119 - Damn freedom 01/31/2015 on The Strangest Miss Universe... +2
#43 - >not having him sing Compass 4/6 feels were had 01/30/2015 on Where Badasses go to Cry 0
#192 - I spent $20 on RO2 w/ Rising Storm, got all three STALKERs for… 01/30/2015 on Ubisoft has done it again. 0
#184 - >MFW bought RO2 after years of good reviews >MFW enj…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Ubisoft has done it again. 0
User avatar #191 - DeathOne (01/30/2015) [-]
>years
You can just wait for the first big sale, 25-50% off, depending on how much you're willing to spend on vidya.
User avatar #192 - LocoJoe (01/30/2015) [-]
I spent $20 on RO2 w/ Rising Storm, got all three STALKERs for $20, I got Payday for free, but I did buy that when it came out on PS3, State of Decay I forgot how much I paid but the game is pretty good.
#84 - And my friends thought I was crazy when I lick my girlfriend's ass.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on Rare sexual fetishes +2
#172 - swiftarrow (01/30/2015) [-]
#50 - My professor when he sees me and my code. 01/30/2015 on Futurama Comp +1
#31 - Who's anthony burch?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on post YFW you're not anthony... 0
User avatar #38 - Epicgetguy (01/29/2015) [-]
Wrote Borderlands.
User avatar #33 - heraske (01/29/2015) [-]
Anthony Burch was a game reviewer at Destructoid. ~Wiki, Hey Ash, Whatcha Playing

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User avatar #47 to #46 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
What was the trade?
#48 to #47 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #48 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I think I'll keep em. I'm only really trading points for stuff.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I have only 2.4K so just make a decent offer.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - LocoJoe (09/18/2012) [-]
Nah. I think it'll be better used when we get the crafting option.
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#36 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I never understood why there's so many of us on FJ.
#37 to #36 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I come here to troll libtards mostly.
#38 to #37 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
Yeah there are a decent amount of them here. Just curious, how do you like your nugget?
User avatar #39 to #38 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
Not mine really. I'm a no guns. It's a buddy of mine. It's a Tula hex receiver. The thing has a smooth bolt but after a while it gets hot due to the Texas heat. I think I've bruised my hand more than once trying to work the bolt.
#40 to #39 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if I should get one or hold out for a garand/sks. Trying to get some opinions that aren't from 14 year olds on /k/ that have only been there long enough to know what a nugget is.
User avatar #41 to #40 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I say the garand would be better. Mosins are everywhere but Garands are hard to come by.
#42 to #41 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
That's what I'm leaning towards.
#35 - pavivirmascontento (03/09/2012) [-]
Shellshock 2?? I own that game and it gives me headaches and i feel sick playing it, but it has a nice storyline, the cover looks amazing
#32 - toxicnachos (01/08/2012) [-]
Theres porn all over ur profile
Theres porn all over ur profile
#33 to #32 - LocoJoe (01/08/2012) [-]
Tell me about it.
#30 - NotAdmin (01/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #31 to #30 - LocoJoe (01/03/2012) [-]
Has my profile become the place to post ass gifs?
User avatar #29 - TurkDragon (12/18/2011) [-]
ey... im ur secret santa... you like music?

http://soundcloud.com/themkn
User avatar #18 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
hey dude where did you get the flo pictures?
User avatar #19 to #18 - LocoJoe (09/18/2011) [-]
You need to login to view this link I'll post them later tonight so don't worry.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
sweet thanks dude :) for some reason they're kinda hot lol
User avatar #21 to #20 - tigerpaws (09/19/2011) [-]
how do you find them?
User avatar #23 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
Oh if you want the video just PM your email and I'll send it to ya. It's an mp4 so you might need to download VLC
User avatar #22 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
I uploaded the rest BTW
User avatar #15 - LocoJoe (08/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #13 - doctorhax (08/15/2011) [-]
I like ur avatar, that game was so bad it was good
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User avatar #3 - DagothUr (04/02/2011) [-]
Was ShellShock 2 really that bad?
User avatar #4 to #3 - LocoJoe (04/02/2011) [-]
Yeah they pretty much half assed it. Pretty good cover art though.
#2 - anonymous (03/03/2011) [-]
da **** ? my xbl name is your name
User avatar #1 - JoeTheRooster (09/26/2010) [-]
VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!!
btw hell fellow "Joe".
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