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#66 - >not using Teamspeak  [+] (1 reply) 03/04/2016 on skype starter pack -2
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#76 - heartbleed (03/04/2016) [-]
I host my own server tyvm, but Skype is useful for messaging.
#66 - >Rick limp wrists his python >"take the safety …  [+] (1 reply) 02/29/2016 on 'Murica! +1
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#68 - demigodofmadness (02/29/2016) [-]
The show may be shit, but complaining about that picture just shows your mad and looking for reasons to be mad.
#12 - >using two fingers for a trigger This is why walking de…  [+] (42 replies) 02/28/2016 on 'Murica! +127
#114 - botchtots (02/29/2016) [-]
It's also always fucking bothered me how Rick holds his Revolver.... He's British, so I'll cut him some slack..
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#115 - AnomynousUser (02/29/2016) [-]
Well if you line up the hammer with the rear sights, the front sight can't be off, right?
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#110 - buddhablazeit (02/29/2016) [-]
a shit
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#100 - recoveryone (02/29/2016) [-]
I've seen adult females that have had to use two fingers to operate the Double Action on a Beretta before, you don't wanna know where...
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#80 - dazartimm (02/29/2016) [-]
For a little girl, it would probably be easier to pull a heavy trigger with two fingers.
#65 - anon (02/29/2016) [-]
what always killed my boner for that show is how every character, including the 10-year old kid, lands a head-shot with every shot, every time. make me wonder how long they would've survived if their whole group wasn't comprised of that asian guy from wolverine origins.
#60 - revisempai (02/29/2016) [-]
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#76 - baditch (02/29/2016) [-]
Lowkey best gun in the game. Fully upgraded with a suppressor, it just makes a clicking sound with no recoil and the supermutant goes flying ragdoll into the air.
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#36 - demigodofmadness (02/28/2016) [-]
They're kids, the trigger is hard to pull back for them so they need 2 fingers.

In fact, even if they were being trained to use 1 finger they're kids and they'd be like "It's hard!" and use 2 anyways.

I don't even like the show but you're clearly just mad something you don't like is popular.
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#66 - LocoJoe (02/29/2016) [-]
>Rick limp wrists his python
>"take the safety off your glock"
>governor aiming with his bad eye while holding his rifle and flashlight at same time
>governor shooting without sights on his gun
>lots of other shit I cant remember
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#68 - demigodofmadness (02/29/2016) [-]
The show may be shit, but complaining about that picture just shows your mad and looking for reasons to be mad.
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#34 - donatelo (02/28/2016) [-]
Where is the obligation of the shows writers to make a 12 year old looking girl a decent handler of a gun? Unless if its written that she has training, then she can hold it however she wants..its implied that she is a child who isnt used to ahdling a gun.
#28 - tehavatar (02/28/2016) [-]
walking dead is shit for many reasons but i watch it because it is still more entertaining than other shows
not that you asked
#93 - anon (02/29/2016) [-]
i like penis too, dont worry it gets better friend
#25 - ieatsnatch (02/28/2016) [-]
Half the time they fire guns on that show there's no recoil and they just edit in some shitty muzzle flare. High school kids with cameras can do better than that.

This is straight footage from the program
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#118 - envinite (02/29/2016) [-]
Lmao what. They just put a .png for a milisecond there haha
#99 - enlightednatzie (02/29/2016) [-]
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#94 - notmadguy (02/29/2016) [-]
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#73 - wazoowonseventeen (02/29/2016) [-]
dem blanks doe
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#79 - liquidfunny (02/29/2016) [-]
blanks still give recoil
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#120 - wazoowonseventeen (02/29/2016) [-]
uhhhh about as much as you see in the show or any other show
#67 - anon (02/29/2016) [-]
Huh ? I can't believe a show about ZOMBIES isn't more realistic !
#111 - ieatsnatch (02/29/2016) [-]
I can't believe a show with a $2.5 million dollar budget per episode couldn't afford more than a plastic prop.
#24 - enjoyablepretzels (02/28/2016) [-]
#27 - atonial (02/28/2016) [-]
you see comrade

if rifle is curve

enemy cannot hide behind cover

because bullet does reach around
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#47 - deutschblut (02/28/2016) [-]
Germans are the most Superior race!
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#48 - atonial (02/28/2016) [-]
Thanks for your input on that modified M3 grease gun being held by an american soldier, appreciate it.
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#96 - SuperSixONE (02/29/2016) [-]
I bet your grandfather lived in Germany for a summer
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#121 - deutschblut (03/01/2016) [-]
several dozen summers.

When he was not in Japan, China, Singapore, and so on, he was home.
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#122 - SuperSixONE (03/01/2016) [-]
Holy shit how did I predict it

Anyway, why masquerade as a German when you don't have a direct family link?

Are you a wieaboo?

Du sprichst Deutsche?
#123 - deutschblut (03/01/2016) [-]
What the hell are you talking about?

When did I ever say I was not German? You clearly have not encountered me before on FJ...

And yes I speak German.

But why? What does it matter? How come no one ever asks spics if they speak Spanish? Or if Italians speak Italian? Or if kikes speak Hebrew? Or if niggers speak Ebola? Racist Germanophobia, that's why.

And it is "Sprechen Sie Deutsche?" to a stranger. Otherwise you sound rude and uncouth refugee...
#23 - anon (02/28/2016) [-]
For very small children and heavy DAO triggers, that may be appropriate. It's not that they couldn't pull it with one finger, but the required effort might tend to disrupt aim. The better form would be to use the offhand thumb to pull on the index finger, using it as a lever. However, that's a very niche technique that I don't blame a tv show for not knowing or showing.
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#15 - xsirwafflezx (02/28/2016) [-]
But when you use two finger
you pull trigger twice
So you fire two bullet
Double damage!
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#17 - praemium (02/28/2016) [-]
Yes, but at your expense. The enemies build immunity to bullets at a much faster rate, resulting in an inevitable nuclear war.
#22 - SuttBex (02/28/2016) [-]
not if you make your army guys handle some uranium ore to get used to it. Then move on to nuclear reactor chambers to build tolerance. Soon not even the elephants foot will be able to stop them, let alone puny nukes.
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#72 - nignogprime (02/29/2016) [-]
That whole team of scientists died. It emitted 10,000 roentgens an hour.
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#63 - logicalcommonsense (02/29/2016) [-]
that guy is probably dead. You get a lethal dose of radiation in only a couple of minutes.
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#116 - artyomthebadass (02/29/2016) [-]
The elephants foot was (still is?) radioactive enough to give a lethal does in a matter of seconds
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#37 - fpsnoob (02/28/2016) [-]
That guy must have some huge balls. Partially because he actually got that close to that damn thing. And partially as an effect of being that close to it.
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#21 - xsirwafflezx (02/28/2016) [-]
Do people survive aids? yes
Do people survive ebola? probably
Do people survive ebol-aids? HELL NO
Same concept for bullets, ain't no immunity being built here.
#28 - Es el mismo guey.  [+] (4 replies) 02/24/2016 on #GrowingUpPoor +9
#30 - whatdoyawant (02/24/2016) [-]
pues por eso!
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#34 - hexproof (02/24/2016) [-]
Los Broncos Chocheman Mexican thread!Go! No me juzgan
#35 - whatdoyawant (02/24/2016) [-]
#36 - hexproof (02/24/2016) [-]
#12 - No, just no. **** this ****. I hope no one is in this situatio…  [+] (3 replies) 02/13/2016 on carlton and chill +69
#33 - anon (02/13/2016) [-]
What the fucking shit are you trying to say? How does one pronounce "****"? Like c'mon, no one is going to yell at you for cussing.
#34 - anon (02/13/2016) [-]
Oy vey, I'm not logged in, fuck me.
#21 - ciacheczko (02/13/2016) [-]
That's because one image before someone didn't have the balls to say "fuck off" to a whore that wants you to raise someone else's baby.

Most people won't be stuck in this shit unless they really want to.
#34 - >try applying for every office job out there >nothin…  [+] (5 replies) 02/13/2016 on Anon gets a job +40
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#114 - mondominiman (02/13/2016) [-]
Best job I had was some construction one last year. I get brought on, taught how to do everything then a few days later I get transferred to another crew, super small just me and 2 other guys. Even though I didn't get along with them all the time we basically did jack shit all day. He'll even the lead for that crew was pretty lazy, several times he took us out to breakfast while everyone else was onsite working. Other times we never went to the job itself just stayed at the hotel and watched movies and labeling some cables. That guy was one of the best guys I worked for
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#115 - mondominiman (02/13/2016) [-]
Although the boss was a incompetent dumbass so we all quit when he got put in charge
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#111 - jeitron (02/13/2016) [-]
lucky, I did a part time labor job in some depressing factory when i was in college(literally the only job that called back) and they treat people like damn slaves, shit ton of heavy lifting, shitty breathing conditions and they fire/lay people off without notice or reason.

I still worked hard and did my best with my weak ass self to be as productive as possible but still got shit-canned, tbh the day I was told not to come back I was kinda happy that I didn't have to go back there.
#95 - anon (02/13/2016) [-]
Noice, mayne.
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#62 - Lintutu (02/13/2016) [-]
livin the dream
#57 - >implying garbage men don't make bankf for what they do and…  [+] (1 reply) 02/07/2016 on condescending +2
#60 - kewolsky (02/07/2016) [-]
Depends which country you live in, in a lot of countries garbage men work for companies which are paid by the government, or gated communities.