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LocoJoe

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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
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latest user's comments

#16 - I'd demand at least 3 hugs, a klondike bar, and if I ever need… 02/28/2015 on marriage +2
#58 - That's why you hoard all the high caliber ammunition and leave… 02/28/2015 on how to zombie proof 0
#154 - Yes, apparently the "how to ******** " tab was… 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash +2
#10 - I think for them it's TFW no bf 02/28/2015 on TFW no gf. 0
#50 - "Where is the money Mikey?" "I left it in t… 02/28/2015 on Toilet Guns 0
#37 - You get 15 points for PC searches, 10 for mobile, then every n…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash 0
User avatar #75 - thebellboy (02/28/2015) [-]
I have gotten $20 worth of amazon cards. I love bing now,.
#35 - Them rewards though.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash 0
User avatar #36 - mondominiman (02/28/2015) [-]
How long does it take to earn points?
User avatar #37 - LocoJoe (02/28/2015) [-]
You get 15 points for PC searches, 10 for mobile, then every now and then you have like these things that give you 1 or 2 points. Plus you get 10 points every week for using their "app of the week" which you uninstall right after you get the 10 points. So maybe like 3 weeks.
User avatar #75 - thebellboy (02/28/2015) [-]
I have gotten $20 worth of amazon cards. I love bing now,.
#19 - That weapons section is lacking in freedom  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2015 on how to zombie proof +29
#44 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
You americans never take into consideration the fact that there is a chance zombies may be able to use guns.
User avatar #58 - LocoJoe (02/28/2015) [-]
That's why you hoard all the high caliber ammunition and leave zombies with nothing more than 9mm and .22lr so you can wear a leather coat and be safe.
#57 - wraithguard (02/28/2015) [-]
If the zombies have that kind of technology, then why the fuck would I want anything other than one myself?
#47 - xxTheJesterxx (02/28/2015) [-]
#46 - lubricatedtaco (02/28/2015) [-]
#17 - This. **** that Andrews guy. Toby Maguire was …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Spider-Man 0
User avatar #21 - juter (02/28/2015) [-]
Tobey was a great Peter Parker. Nerdy, awkward, not a looker.
Garfield is a great Spidey. Sarcastic, confident, and the actual fucking web shooting technology, not some shitty wrist web glands.
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (02/28/2015) [-]
I actually liked the fact that he had the actual power to shoot webs. It put him a step above generic super-strength + random other powers that somehow fit together.
User avatar #29 - juter (02/28/2015) [-]
But that's exactly what he is. Wall cling, strength/endurance, and intellect.
#30 - I always check the back parts of public toilets. You never kno…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Toilet Guns +9
User avatar #48 - hudis (02/28/2015) [-]
Have fun being tracked down by the mob
#50 - LocoJoe (02/28/2015) [-]
"Where is the money Mikey?"
"I left it in the bathroom toilet of a restaurant. Someone must've taken it. I dunno how, no one checks those things."
"I'm sure it's near. How many people could a restaurant serve?"
"Well, the sign outside says...."

Then the following happens.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrpZKci_Ask
#13 - Drake the type of ***** whose mom went to parent teache… 02/28/2015 on Drake +12
#15 - >Lena Dunham >white trash That would imply that …  [+] (35 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash -129
#188 - sanbonzakura (02/28/2015) [-]
next level tard
#140 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
i lol'd at the tabs. nice touch man
User avatar #154 - LocoJoe (02/28/2015) [-]
Yes, apparently the "how to shitpost" tab wasn't a clue as to my intentions
#119 - newdevyx (02/28/2015) [-]
#110 - blackscienceman (02/28/2015) [-]
I won't thumb you down, purely because of your other tabs.
#96 - kulamia (02/28/2015) [-]
Again, this kind of stupid, backwards thought of being Jewish making someone not White is the thought process that allowed for people to agree with Hitler that Jews were not White and therefore less than White "Aryan", better than regular White people.

Good job. Fucktard.
#76 - bioconstriculative (02/28/2015) [-]
Judaism is a religion. There are Nignogs who are Jewish in Africa.
User avatar #88 - ecomp (02/28/2015) [-]
Judaism is considered an "ethno-religious" group. The only way to become a jew, is to have a jewish parent, thus all jews are supposedly related to each other, with the exceptions of people who made up the fact that they were jewish.

In this way, they are considered a race.
User avatar #94 - steamjester (02/28/2015) [-]
There are very few "Jewish" tribes left. It's silly to be racist towards an entire religion.
#99 - drasticdragon (02/28/2015) [-]
Quite silly ol' chap! Quite silly indeed!
User avatar #95 - ecomp (02/28/2015) [-]
I know that. I wasn't being racist, I was just explaining why Jews are considered a race.
User avatar #53 - heartlessrobot (02/28/2015) [-]
There's White, Black, Asian, and Hispanic. Anything else is the racial equivalent of tumblr-esque genderfuid toaster-kin.
#63 - ecomp (02/28/2015) [-]
No. There's Caucasoid(Mediterranean Coast and surrounding area), Negroid (Sub-Saharan Africa), Australoid (Australia and Surrounding Islands), and Mongoloid(Americas and East Asia).
Hispanics are a mix of Caucasoid (Spanish) and Mongoloid (Native Mexican).
User avatar #72 - Bobtheblob (02/28/2015) [-]
Would the Indian peoples be considered Caucasoid, or Australoid? Or even a mixture of both?
User avatar #73 - ecomp (02/28/2015) [-]
Dravidians are Australoid
Indo-Aryans are Caucasoid

Mixes are mixed ofc.
#49 - kristovsky (02/28/2015) [-]
Just because she is a shekel grabbing schlomo that doesn't mean she isn't white.
User avatar #34 - mondominiman (02/28/2015) [-]
LOL using bing
User avatar #35 - LocoJoe (02/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #36 - mondominiman (02/28/2015) [-]
How long does it take to earn points?
User avatar #37 - LocoJoe (02/28/2015) [-]
You get 15 points for PC searches, 10 for mobile, then every now and then you have like these things that give you 1 or 2 points. Plus you get 10 points every week for using their "app of the week" which you uninstall right after you get the 10 points. So maybe like 3 weeks.
User avatar #75 - thebellboy (02/28/2015) [-]
I have gotten $20 worth of amazon cards. I love bing now,.
User avatar #22 - nimba (02/28/2015) [-]
You're right she's clearly from darkest Kenya
User avatar #18 - nexisprime (02/28/2015) [-]
how does being Jewish make her not white?
User avatar #194 - schnizel (02/28/2015) [-]
Also, you can call jew Caucasian, but since the term white is tied to the term European, you can't call him white.
#193 - schnizel (02/28/2015) [-]
Europeans are descended from the mixing of three populations, as seen in pic related. Early European farmers are ├Âtzi the Iceman's people, and Ancient North Eurasians are ancestral to the Yamna Culture / Proto-Indo-Europeans, at least in part. Interestingly enough, the Ancient North Eurasians are also ancestral to American Indians.

My understanding is that the Yamna expanded to become the Corded Ware culture, which ultimately lead to Europe being an Indo-European dominated continent.

I would assume that celts, nordics, etc. have different relative admixtures of each of these populations, but I don't know of any studies that have been done on that.

Have a paper if you want to learn more. www.nature.com/nature/journal/v513/n7518/full/nature13673.html
I would also recommend checking out westhunt.wordpress.com - it's a blog written by a couple of professors that deals with this topic relatively frequently.

Specifically, I'd check out "Centum and Satem" and "Yamna and Corded Ware." Cochran explains this far better than I can.
#174 - captaincapital (02/28/2015) [-]
are you a fucking retard? their skin color may be white but white refers to those of european descent.

jews arent fucking european
#171 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
all white men are now jews, who exist to be kicked and expected to like it. Feminazism is the hip new alternative to antisemitism.
#150 - lazorman (02/28/2015) [-]
>2015
>people who aren't anglo or germanic still believe they're white
User avatar #83 - supercookieduster (02/28/2015) [-]
il still say, ethic jews arent white. then again, she could be. but in america, we dont call white people europeans for obvious reasons. idk, whites arent semitic. its not just a religion
User avatar #85 - supercookieduster (02/28/2015) [-]
shnizel halp
#105 - gangbangtime (02/28/2015) [-]
You spelled schnizel's name wrong you fucking scrub
User avatar #108 - supercookieduster (02/28/2015) [-]
lol it looked wrong as fuck. forgot the c. schnizel
#112 - rollfourexplain (02/28/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,622**

Radda?
#31 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
Because Jews faced real oppression and white people can't face oppression therefore Jews cannot be white! /s
#17 - ichitoten (02/28/2015) [-]
Yes. You are gay.

And fabulous.
#91 - >There are no janitors in japanese schools because the stud…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on 11 Strange Facts about Japan +9
User avatar #186 - dingdongpancakes (02/28/2015) [-]
My school has only a few culturally enriched students and they don't do much to my knowledge. The school is mainly made up of Asians and Indians who fuckin keep rising the standards bar.
User avatar #176 - putindispencerhere (02/28/2015) [-]
You mean highschoolers? I can guarantee that at least 80% of high schoolers don't give two shits about school property, unless they get in trouble for it.
User avatar #160 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/28/2015) [-]
muh opression
User avatar #132 - iridium (02/28/2015) [-]
You mean Americans?

Don't get me wrong many of us get a lot of things right. Teenagers keeping a high school clean is not one of them.
#27 - Usually when someone enters a room slowly and the song Ave Mar…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Engineers +16
User avatar #32 - progex (02/27/2015) [-]
john is that garrote you're holding? john you look tad different, are you balding?
Johnfashfahsfhasfhasghaghav.
#31 - theonewhoanswers (02/27/2015) [-]
#11 - Am I the only person who marks down what time I finished at so… 02/27/2015 on Watching porn in disgust 0
#17 - Picture 02/27/2015 on Black Twats +2
#117 - I watched because I needed to see how things ended. I don't th… 02/27/2015 on We've all been there 0
#19 - He's right about the whole sports thing. Every guy knows his w… 02/27/2015 on celebrity family feud +1
#36 - Picture 02/27/2015 on I miss this show 0
#16 - You're doing it wrong. It's "I want pictures, p… 02/27/2015 on JJJ 0
#62 - >drinking any tea other than cold sweet tea 02/27/2015 on world war tea +32
#53 - >MFW watching the sopranos  [+] (6 new replies) 02/27/2015 on We've all been there +7
User avatar #134 - brothergrimm (02/27/2015) [-]
this is how i feel when i start a new webcomic....... which is more pathetic than i thought now that i type it out.
User avatar #122 - evilklown (02/27/2015) [-]
I finished Breaking Bad last night - that was literally (not figuratively) my reaction.
User avatar #112 - erotictentacle (02/27/2015) [-]
I couldnt watch the last two seasons.
When it started to.almost only be about dreams, i quit.
Is it worth forcing myself through?
User avatar #117 - LocoJoe (02/27/2015) [-]
I watched because I needed to see how things ended. I don't think that dream shit lasts too long from what I remember.
User avatar #78 - thechosentroll (02/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, it ends pretty abru
User avatar #77 - ronniesan (02/27/2015) [-]
end was fucking trash too.
#40 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Post your wet panties 0
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#44 - One third of my ancestors ran around in loin cloths with obsid…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Weaklings +32
User avatar #88 - CyborgNinja (02/27/2015) [-]
Same here, my man. Although I think being crushed by a giant, bipedal tin can didn't make our ancestors proud at all.
User avatar #58 - peinguino (02/26/2015) [-]
Do it
User avatar #46 - joedeltaco (02/26/2015) [-]
I am also joe a better joe.
#45 - therian (02/26/2015) [-]
So, you're spanish, mexican/aztec, and german?
#62 - anonymous (02/27/2015) [-]
Mexican is a combination of different races.

Spanish, native, and german would be more accurate.
#86 - By using their feelings at school board meetings, making tv ad… 02/26/2015 on Internet 0

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User avatar #47 to #46 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
What was the trade?
#48 to #47 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #48 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I think I'll keep em. I'm only really trading points for stuff.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I have only 2.4K so just make a decent offer.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - LocoJoe (09/18/2012) [-]
Nah. I think it'll be better used when we get the crafting option.
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#36 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I never understood why there's so many of us on FJ.
#37 to #36 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I come here to troll libtards mostly.
#38 to #37 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
Yeah there are a decent amount of them here. Just curious, how do you like your nugget?
User avatar #39 to #38 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
Not mine really. I'm a no guns. It's a buddy of mine. It's a Tula hex receiver. The thing has a smooth bolt but after a while it gets hot due to the Texas heat. I think I've bruised my hand more than once trying to work the bolt.
#40 to #39 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if I should get one or hold out for a garand/sks. Trying to get some opinions that aren't from 14 year olds on /k/ that have only been there long enough to know what a nugget is.
User avatar #41 to #40 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I say the garand would be better. Mosins are everywhere but Garands are hard to come by.
#42 to #41 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
That's what I'm leaning towards.
#35 - pavivirmascontento (03/09/2012) [-]
Shellshock 2?? I own that game and it gives me headaches and i feel sick playing it, but it has a nice storyline, the cover looks amazing
#32 - toxicnachos (01/08/2012) [-]
Theres porn all over ur profile
Theres porn all over ur profile
#33 to #32 - LocoJoe (01/08/2012) [-]
Tell me about it.
#30 - NotAdmin (01/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #31 to #30 - LocoJoe (01/03/2012) [-]
Has my profile become the place to post ass gifs?
User avatar #29 - TurkDragon (12/18/2011) [-]
ey... im ur secret santa... you like music?

http://soundcloud.com/themkn
User avatar #18 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
hey dude where did you get the flo pictures?
User avatar #19 to #18 - LocoJoe (09/18/2011) [-]
You need to login to view this link I'll post them later tonight so don't worry.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
sweet thanks dude :) for some reason they're kinda hot lol
User avatar #21 to #20 - tigerpaws (09/19/2011) [-]
how do you find them?
User avatar #23 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
Oh if you want the video just PM your email and I'll send it to ya. It's an mp4 so you might need to download VLC
User avatar #22 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
I uploaded the rest BTW
User avatar #15 - LocoJoe (08/25/2011) [-]
**LocoJoe rolls 1** This
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**LocoJoe rolls 6** Plus this
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**LocoJoe rolls 0** Equals this
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**LocoJoe rolls 698,061**
User avatar #13 - doctorhax (08/15/2011) [-]
I like ur avatar, that game was so bad it was good
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User avatar #3 - DagothUr (04/02/2011) [-]
Was ShellShock 2 really that bad?
User avatar #4 to #3 - LocoJoe (04/02/2011) [-]
Yeah they pretty much half assed it. Pretty good cover art though.
#2 - anonymous (03/03/2011) [-]
da **** ? my xbl name is your name
User avatar #1 - JoeTheRooster (09/26/2010) [-]
VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!!
btw hell fellow "Joe".
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