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LocoJoe

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1233
Comment Ranking:#743
Highest Content Rank:#290
Highest Comment Rank:#362
Content Thumbs: 27681 total,  32155 ,  4474
Comment Thumbs: 36288 total,  46733 ,  10445
Content Level Progress: 44.2% (442/1000)
Level 225 Content: Mind Blower → Level 226 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 11.9% (119/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:12
Content Views:1326025
Times Content Favorited:1630 times
Total Comments Made:9121
FJ Points:24087
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latest user's comments

#12 - Picture 04/15/2015 on ouch... +3
#121 - No no you gotta let them learn on their own. 04/15/2015 on Sex education 0
#3 - Comment deleted 04/15/2015 on Forgive Me Father for I... +1
#9 - Picture 04/15/2015 on slappy 0
#18 - >be 300 lb neckbeard who can't get laid >complain ab… 04/15/2015 on How to do sports +3
#15 - Actually disregard the Pall Malls. Madonna is a a lady of a ce… 04/15/2015 on An actual equal feminist 0
#14 - I bet Madonna had horrible old lady breath plus talking breath…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on An actual equal feminist 0
User avatar #15 - LocoJoe (04/15/2015) [-]
Actually disregard the Pall Malls. Madonna is a a lady of a certain age. She probably smokes Virginia Slims.
#12 - $90 for 1 oz. Jesus **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on so many herbs 0
#25 - skelebones (04/15/2015) [-]
Saffron is so delicate and utterly volitile that it can only be picked by hand. and for that only like a single week out of the year. and after all of that. you need a whole fucking field of the flowers to get a small buckets worth.

why is it worth it? yes to flavor an ENTIRE fucking dish. you need but one or two strands. and the flavor itself? godlike. some have declared it akin to ambrosia, food of the gods.

just becareful of who your supplier is. theres a cheap imitation that isnt even worth the fake label design.
#29 - At least he's white.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2015 on This is Why My Mom Hates My Bf +15
User avatar #30 - dragonandpenguin (04/15/2015) [-]
He could be black African American, yellow Asian, white Caucasian, brown Indian, doesn't really matter, as long as he keeps making me laugh.
User avatar #51 - erotictentacle (04/15/2015) [-]
Hey, im pretty funny ;)
#61 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #69 - erotictentacle (04/15/2015) [-]
That was harsh....
User avatar #35 - ScottP (04/15/2015) [-]
But, if you're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white
User avatar #31 - masdercheef (04/15/2015) [-]
I can't black understand yellow your accent white


but in all seriousness, what was the point of that?
#31 - Shouldn't you be balls deep in a ladyboy right now? 04/15/2015 on Japan +5
#83 - PCs have better hardware and thus are able to run a much bette… 04/15/2015 on GTA V unpacking 0
#35 - Who doesn't have pocket sand? It should be part of our EDC alo… 04/15/2015 on Video game franchises as... +2
#18 - When it goes out you should delete system 32 for fun. 04/14/2015 on GRANDPA NOOOOOOO 0
#10 - >MFW granny wrecks my **** on RO2  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on o-okay +14
#27 - squeejee (04/15/2015) [-]
RS FO LIFE
#12 - archerthefolf (04/14/2015) [-]
ahhh RO2. Memories of screaming people and limbs flying everywhere. Also URRRRAAAAAAA
#17 - >implying Fallout isn't your survivalist friend who has sev…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Video game franchises as... +20
User avatar #62 - zetsuboukamina (04/15/2015) [-]
That WOULD be my dog
User avatar #18 - avengeme (04/14/2015) [-]
and pocket snad?
User avatar #35 - LocoJoe (04/15/2015) [-]
Who doesn't have pocket sand? It should be part of our EDC along with a main concealed carry pistol, a backup pistol, extra magazines, and a knife in case they wanna get down and dirty.
#167 - Restaurant patrons' face when the velcro sound 04/14/2015 on neat stuff needed +1
#29 - >women >doing anything but feeling Pick one 04/14/2015 on Vagina burn. -1
#105 - This is something a reptilian would post. 04/14/2015 on Feeling tardy? +5
#63 - >MFW one day it'll be on the news that some SJW got beat fo… 04/14/2015 on Transneger +115
#100 - Get ready to feel 04/14/2015 on Evolution 0
#15 - I thought there was a dinosaur in the distance going on a rampage 04/14/2015 on Whoa, we almost hit someone +1
#53 - *roll 7* 04/14/2015 on LocoJoe's profile 0
#85 - Comment deleted 04/14/2015 on ruthless 0
#84 - Comment deleted 04/14/2015 on ruthless 0
#51 - I actually like soggy cereal.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on neat stuff needed 0
User avatar #54 - derpwolf (04/14/2015) [-]
I don't understand the appeal of non-soggy cereal. Shit cuts up the roof of my mouth something awful.

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Total unique items point value: 3150 / Total items point value: 3150
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #53 - LocoJoe (04/14/2015) [-]
*roll 7*
#46 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #47 to #46 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
What was the trade?
#48 to #47 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #48 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I think I'll keep em. I'm only really trading points for stuff.
#50 to #49 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #51 to #50 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I have only 2.4K so just make a decent offer.
#43 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - LocoJoe (09/18/2012) [-]
Nah. I think it'll be better used when we get the crafting option.
#45 to #44 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#36 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I never understood why there's so many of us on FJ.
#37 to #36 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I come here to troll libtards mostly.
#38 to #37 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
Yeah there are a decent amount of them here. Just curious, how do you like your nugget?
User avatar #39 to #38 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
Not mine really. I'm a no guns. It's a buddy of mine. It's a Tula hex receiver. The thing has a smooth bolt but after a while it gets hot due to the Texas heat. I think I've bruised my hand more than once trying to work the bolt.
#40 to #39 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if I should get one or hold out for a garand/sks. Trying to get some opinions that aren't from 14 year olds on /k/ that have only been there long enough to know what a nugget is.
User avatar #41 to #40 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I say the garand would be better. Mosins are everywhere but Garands are hard to come by.
#42 to #41 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
That's what I'm leaning towards.
#35 - pavivirmascontento (03/09/2012) [-]
Shellshock 2?? I own that game and it gives me headaches and i feel sick playing it, but it has a nice storyline, the cover looks amazing
#32 - toxicnachos (01/08/2012) [-]
Theres porn all over ur profile
Theres porn all over ur profile
#33 to #32 - LocoJoe (01/08/2012) [-]
Tell me about it.
#30 - NotAdmin (01/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #31 to #30 - LocoJoe (01/03/2012) [-]
Has my profile become the place to post ass gifs?
User avatar #29 - TurkDragon (12/18/2011) [-]
ey... im ur secret santa... you like music?

http://soundcloud.com/themkn
User avatar #18 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
hey dude where did you get the flo pictures?
User avatar #19 to #18 - LocoJoe (09/18/2011) [-]
You need to login to view this link I'll post them later tonight so don't worry.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
sweet thanks dude :) for some reason they're kinda hot lol
User avatar #21 to #20 - tigerpaws (09/19/2011) [-]
how do you find them?
User avatar #23 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
Oh if you want the video just PM your email and I'll send it to ya. It's an mp4 so you might need to download VLC
User avatar #22 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
I uploaded the rest BTW
User avatar #15 - LocoJoe (08/25/2011) [-]
**LocoJoe rolls 1** This
User avatar #16 to #15 - LocoJoe (08/25/2011) [-]
**LocoJoe rolls 6** Plus this
User avatar #17 to #16 - LocoJoe (08/25/2011) [-]
**LocoJoe rolls 0** Equals this
User avatar #14 - LocoJoe (08/23/2011) [-]
**LocoJoe rolls 698,061**
User avatar #13 - doctorhax (08/15/2011) [-]
I like ur avatar, that game was so bad it was good
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User avatar #3 - DagothUr (04/02/2011) [-]
Was ShellShock 2 really that bad?
User avatar #4 to #3 - LocoJoe (04/02/2011) [-]
Yeah they pretty much half assed it. Pretty good cover art though.
#2 - anonymous (03/03/2011) [-]
da **** ? my xbl name is your name
User avatar #1 - JoeTheRooster (09/26/2010) [-]
VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!!
btw hell fellow "Joe".
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