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LocoJoe

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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
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#58 - Liberal detected.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2015 on Fact comp #26 -7
User avatar #102 - commontroll (06/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, it is pretty stupid that they called them assault weapons. Oh well.
#68 - tapeboy (06/06/2015) [-]
roof koreans for the win.
#183 - >burn CD-RW full of black sabbath >pop into my 1997 … 06/05/2015 on Struggles kids these day... 0
#66 - But are you familiar with the Mexican sacatripe?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #69 - brahdin (06/03/2015) [-]
what was that?
#9 - Admin posted on my upload? I'll take that over front page any … 06/03/2015 on SFW Bailey 0
#1082 - GTA San Andreas. Gotta rep the grove my ***** . 06/02/2015 on $20 Steam Giveaway 0
#91 - The store made the ******* offer. They themselves made …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on Computer Seller Stories +3
#178 - lihborg (06/02/2015) [-]
There is no such thing as a "we'll fix any kind of damage done to your computer, no matter the circumstances". Whenever you give off your rig or anything electrical to maintenance the first thing they check is water damage which is the no. 1 cause of electrical damage worldwide, unless you live in Africa cause u know.. no water

A blanket warranty does not exist, especially not in the US. In Europe you'll never see a "we'll fix no matter the damage" signs because of long-standing precedent caselaw dating back to the 19th century.
#87 - It literally is advertised as "no matter what happens&quo…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Computer Seller Stories +7
User avatar #93 - sptnfouroneseven (06/02/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure somewhere in the insurance it says something about "Damage done on purpose by owner is excluded" or something to that effect.

In the same sense, he could've gotten a new one... Just with the same model parts and everything so it wouldn't be the newest shit, like he would've asked for.
User avatar #89 - idontknowwhattouse (06/02/2015) [-]
youre filth. any decent consumer would understand not abusing a very generous service. but thats okay, ripping people off is how you wind up with broken legs. have fun with that when your time comes
User avatar #91 - LocoJoe (06/02/2015) [-]
The store made the fucking offer. They themselves made the offer. It's not the consumers fault for using what they paid for.
#178 - lihborg (06/02/2015) [-]
There is no such thing as a "we'll fix any kind of damage done to your computer, no matter the circumstances". Whenever you give off your rig or anything electrical to maintenance the first thing they check is water damage which is the no. 1 cause of electrical damage worldwide, unless you live in Africa cause u know.. no water

A blanket warranty does not exist, especially not in the US. In Europe you'll never see a "we'll fix no matter the damage" signs because of long-standing precedent caselaw dating back to the 19th century.
User avatar #90 - frenzyhero (06/02/2015) [-]
That's why you don't see those kind of warranties.
#168 - Oh go **** yourself. 06/02/2015 on Bartending Problems - Job Comp +8
#82 - >We offer a 3-year "no matter what happens" insur…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Computer Seller Stories +12
#123 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]
They probably charged him a couple extra bucks for it though. Sure you pay more up front, but in the long run it's a smart investment.
User avatar #83 - idontknowwhattouse (06/02/2015) [-]
implying an accident. not beating it with a bat
User avatar #87 - LocoJoe (06/02/2015) [-]
It literally is advertised as "no matter what happens". That means baseball bat beatings, explosions, firearms, alligators, boat accidents
User avatar #93 - sptnfouroneseven (06/02/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure somewhere in the insurance it says something about "Damage done on purpose by owner is excluded" or something to that effect.

In the same sense, he could've gotten a new one... Just with the same model parts and everything so it wouldn't be the newest shit, like he would've asked for.
User avatar #89 - idontknowwhattouse (06/02/2015) [-]
youre filth. any decent consumer would understand not abusing a very generous service. but thats okay, ripping people off is how you wind up with broken legs. have fun with that when your time comes
User avatar #91 - LocoJoe (06/02/2015) [-]
The store made the fucking offer. They themselves made the offer. It's not the consumers fault for using what they paid for.
#178 - lihborg (06/02/2015) [-]
There is no such thing as a "we'll fix any kind of damage done to your computer, no matter the circumstances". Whenever you give off your rig or anything electrical to maintenance the first thing they check is water damage which is the no. 1 cause of electrical damage worldwide, unless you live in Africa cause u know.. no water

A blanket warranty does not exist, especially not in the US. In Europe you'll never see a "we'll fix no matter the damage" signs because of long-standing precedent caselaw dating back to the 19th century.
User avatar #90 - frenzyhero (06/02/2015) [-]
That's why you don't see those kind of warranties.
#75 - It's still under insurance.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Computer Seller Stories +12
User avatar #79 - idontknowwhattouse (06/02/2015) [-]
fucked up morals assuming he fucked up the rig himself. cheating the store on purpose
User avatar #82 - LocoJoe (06/02/2015) [-]
>We offer a 3-year "no matter what happens" insurance.

Still under the insurance.
#123 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]
They probably charged him a couple extra bucks for it though. Sure you pay more up front, but in the long run it's a smart investment.
User avatar #83 - idontknowwhattouse (06/02/2015) [-]
implying an accident. not beating it with a bat
User avatar #87 - LocoJoe (06/02/2015) [-]
It literally is advertised as "no matter what happens". That means baseball bat beatings, explosions, firearms, alligators, boat accidents
User avatar #93 - sptnfouroneseven (06/02/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure somewhere in the insurance it says something about "Damage done on purpose by owner is excluded" or something to that effect.

In the same sense, he could've gotten a new one... Just with the same model parts and everything so it wouldn't be the newest shit, like he would've asked for.
User avatar #89 - idontknowwhattouse (06/02/2015) [-]
youre filth. any decent consumer would understand not abusing a very generous service. but thats okay, ripping people off is how you wind up with broken legs. have fun with that when your time comes
User avatar #91 - LocoJoe (06/02/2015) [-]
The store made the fucking offer. They themselves made the offer. It's not the consumers fault for using what they paid for.
#178 - lihborg (06/02/2015) [-]
There is no such thing as a "we'll fix any kind of damage done to your computer, no matter the circumstances". Whenever you give off your rig or anything electrical to maintenance the first thing they check is water damage which is the no. 1 cause of electrical damage worldwide, unless you live in Africa cause u know.. no water

A blanket warranty does not exist, especially not in the US. In Europe you'll never see a "we'll fix no matter the damage" signs because of long-standing precedent caselaw dating back to the 19th century.
User avatar #90 - frenzyhero (06/02/2015) [-]
That's why you don't see those kind of warranties.
#93 - When that baby you ate had a piece of depleted uranium in his pocket. 06/02/2015 on Tales from a zookeeper 0
#36 - >butterfly knife >brass knuckles The mall … 06/01/2015 on Awesome shopping websites 0
#167 - >MFW I get to restart and not **** up in school 06/01/2015 on Dear God... +17
#75 - Did the ****** at least offer some payment?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2015 on unemployed stories +2
#98 - popeflatus (06/01/2015) [-]
He got 5 dog biscuits and a belly rub.
User avatar #97 - improbable (06/01/2015) [-]
its a neighbor so i assume you've said hi in a nice manner whenever you pass them by so they know you're a nice guy
#121 - I hate to say it, but Dan Soder beat his Macho Man Randy Savag… 06/01/2015 on Peter Griffin -3
#114 - This coming from the guy who can have anything he wants becaus… 06/01/2015 on Bill Gates +1
#4 - When you decide to hire blacks instead of Mexicans.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2015 on There has to be a better... +114
#23 - yourduncle (06/01/2015) [-]
>blacks
you mean niggers
User avatar #71 - mexicoman (06/02/2015) [-]
Im pleased that this has been downvoted more, because i've seen shit like this upvoted before.
#87 - And then someone comes in with steel and ***** your …  [+] (24 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Knife +51
#191 - bakagaijin (06/01/2015) [-]
Try getting it past a metal detector. ... either that or I'll fight you in a giant magnet
User avatar #156 - apostolos (06/01/2015) [-]
Nigga choppin mah weed plant down!!!
User avatar #91 - kurusudarling (06/01/2015) [-]
im not a 100% sure but i thin the above knife would be sharper, at the cost of it being more brittle of course, though its clearly meant more for looks than it is for functionality, would make a good scalpel.
#93 - rimjobmcgee (06/01/2015) [-]
Obsidian is super brittle, but is one of the sharpest things period, so a surgeon used it as a scalpel just to show it was effective. Would probably make a decent karambit too
User avatar #161 - artyomthebadass (06/01/2015) [-]
Didn't the scalpel begin to flake off in the incision though?
User avatar #104 - sonicsyndicate (06/01/2015) [-]
no it IS the sharpest thing
#106 - rimjobmcgee (06/01/2015) [-]
I thought so, but wasn't 100% that I didn't just imagine that since I wasn't exactly sober when I was taught that
User avatar #107 - sonicsyndicate (06/01/2015) [-]
fair enough
#108 - rimjobmcgee (06/01/2015) [-]
I have a constant problem of not knowing if something happened, I dreamed it, or thought it while drunk
User avatar #109 - sonicsyndicate (06/01/2015) [-]
stop drinking i have that too
#110 - rimjobmcgee (06/01/2015) [-]
It still happens if you stop drinking. I haven't drank in weeks and still have no idea if I really had some of the conversations I think I had or if they were dreams
User avatar #111 - sonicsyndicate (06/01/2015) [-]
i have yet to figure out whats causeing my case but stop drinking was just a health note
#112 - rimjobmcgee (06/01/2015) [-]
I don't really worry about my health, I've lived longer than I ever planned already, so I'm fine with meeting death. Not knowing what conversations I really had, and which I dreamed, I'm more concerned with trying to appear sane and not get put in one of the pretty white jackets with extra long sleeves
User avatar #133 - sumerfag (06/01/2015) [-]
I'm slightly worried now, this has been happening to me since I was a little kid. I always just thought it happened to everyone.
User avatar #182 - michaelrock (06/01/2015) [-]
CHO GAL GO BACK TO WOW
#134 - rimjobmcgee (06/01/2015) [-]
Hate to tell you, but your only as sane as you believe. Even if your in a straight jacket, the world you think your living can be a lie. Perception is everything, you perceive this, but you worry because you realize deep down.
#113 - sonicsyndicate (06/01/2015) [-]
look at this. this is the world youre missing its beautiful isnt it
#115 - rimjobmcgee (06/01/2015) [-]
The world around humans is equally beautiful and horrifying, depending on when and from what angle you see it at the time
#118 - sonicsyndicate (06/01/2015) [-]
i took these pictures btw shh this is my secret spot i found it about an hour into the woods
#123 - rimjobmcgee (06/01/2015) [-]
I do like pictures like this. I'm always peaceful in places I find deep in the woods, and I like when others find their own places in woods and feel the same. Deep woods are my favorite favorite, but places like yours are fantastic to nap in when its hot
#126 - sonicsyndicate (06/01/2015) [-]
im always acompanied by this ol girl
#132 - rimjobmcgee (06/01/2015) [-]
Adorable
User avatar #137 - sonicsyndicate (06/01/2015) [-]
yea but shes starting to get old shes even got artheritis in her paw
User avatar #94 - kurusudarling (06/01/2015) [-]
yeah that's what i thought, i was talking to a guy who does stone knapping at a convention and he said the same thing, though i didn't want to just take it as 100% fact, but thanks for clarifying.
#54 - I can **** it though right?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on fat vs muscle +4
User avatar #56 - killjoyus (06/01/2015) [-]
boy, you can fuck anything if you are brave drunk enough
#142 - I am not in traffic, Skylar. I am the traffic. I AM THE ONE WHO HONKS! 06/01/2015 on Deep shizzle, muh brizzle +3
#8 - Redskins busy drinking Listerine FTFY 05/30/2015 on Misleading +1
#80 - People get butthurt the smart kid doesn't let them copy?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Starter pack comp +9
User avatar #179 - donatelo (05/30/2015) [-]
just because they made a joke about them doesn't mean they re but hurt....that correlation is an odd one.
#117 - inventorkid (05/30/2015) [-]
Smart kids who let people copy are cool, but they have every right to refuse, for whatever reason.
#181 - redcapz (05/31/2015) [-]
usually because if two people have the same answers you both get a 0 (D- or whatever you get in the letter grading ones). I get so much shit from friends for not letting them copy me because that has happened a few times
#210 - inventorkid (05/31/2015) [-]
Damn, that shit sucks. Tell yer' friends ta' quit freeloading.
#43 - >has dixie flag on jacket and hat >doesn't have an A… 05/30/2015 on Alien Imposters 0
#26 - Those FPS 05/29/2015 on Wink +3
#110 - >blonde >blue eyes >pale skin Hitler Approved/10 05/29/2015 on get out gamergirl +36

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User avatar #53 - LocoJoe (04/14/2015) [-]
*roll 7*
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User avatar #47 to #46 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
What was the trade?
#48 to #47 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #48 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I think I'll keep em. I'm only really trading points for stuff.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I have only 2.4K so just make a decent offer.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - LocoJoe (09/18/2012) [-]
Nah. I think it'll be better used when we get the crafting option.
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#36 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I never understood why there's so many of us on FJ.
#37 to #36 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I come here to troll libtards mostly.
#38 to #37 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
Yeah there are a decent amount of them here. Just curious, how do you like your nugget?
User avatar #39 to #38 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
Not mine really. I'm a no guns. It's a buddy of mine. It's a Tula hex receiver. The thing has a smooth bolt but after a while it gets hot due to the Texas heat. I think I've bruised my hand more than once trying to work the bolt.
#40 to #39 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if I should get one or hold out for a garand/sks. Trying to get some opinions that aren't from 14 year olds on /k/ that have only been there long enough to know what a nugget is.
User avatar #41 to #40 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I say the garand would be better. Mosins are everywhere but Garands are hard to come by.
#42 to #41 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
That's what I'm leaning towards.
#35 - pavivirmascontento (03/09/2012) [-]
Shellshock 2?? I own that game and it gives me headaches and i feel sick playing it, but it has a nice storyline, the cover looks amazing
#32 - toxicnachos (01/08/2012) [-]
Theres porn all over ur profile
Theres porn all over ur profile
#33 to #32 - LocoJoe (01/08/2012) [-]
Tell me about it.
#30 - NotAdmin (01/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #31 to #30 - LocoJoe (01/03/2012) [-]
Has my profile become the place to post ass gifs?
User avatar #29 - TurkDragon (12/18/2011) [-]
ey... im ur secret santa... you like music?

http://soundcloud.com/themkn
User avatar #18 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
hey dude where did you get the flo pictures?
User avatar #19 to #18 - LocoJoe (09/18/2011) [-]
You need to login to view this link I'll post them later tonight so don't worry.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
sweet thanks dude :) for some reason they're kinda hot lol
User avatar #21 to #20 - tigerpaws (09/19/2011) [-]
how do you find them?
User avatar #23 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
Oh if you want the video just PM your email and I'll send it to ya. It's an mp4 so you might need to download VLC
User avatar #22 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
I uploaded the rest BTW
User avatar #15 - LocoJoe (08/25/2011) [-]
**LocoJoe rolls 1** This
User avatar #16 to #15 - LocoJoe (08/25/2011) [-]
**LocoJoe rolls 6** Plus this
User avatar #17 to #16 - LocoJoe (08/25/2011) [-]
**LocoJoe rolls 0** Equals this
User avatar #14 - LocoJoe (08/23/2011) [-]
**LocoJoe rolls 698,061**
User avatar #13 - doctorhax (08/15/2011) [-]
I like ur avatar, that game was so bad it was good
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User avatar #3 - DagothUr (04/02/2011) [-]
Was ShellShock 2 really that bad?
User avatar #4 to #3 - LocoJoe (04/02/2011) [-]
Yeah they pretty much half assed it. Pretty good cover art though.
#2 - anon (03/03/2011) [-]
da **** ? my xbl name is your name
User avatar #1 - JoeTheRooster (09/26/2010) [-]
VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!!
btw hell fellow "Joe".
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