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Gender: male
Age: 34
Date Signed Up:11/22/2010
Last Login:6/28/2013
Location:Denmark
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Comment Thumbs: 2366 total,  2800 ,  434
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Total Comments Made:454
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#17 - Picture 06/18/2011 on Lol +5
#348 - Picture 06/17/2011 on Animal Facts 5 +11
#554 - repost 06/16/2011 on Pokemon fail 0
#13 - i'm not watching porn, i'm not watching porn, i'm not watching… 06/15/2011 on mario gets lucky with a twist +7
#82 - Picture 06/15/2011 on why i love dogs +6
#249 - Picture 06/15/2011 on How Evil ? +1
#340 - Comment deleted 06/13/2011 on he's gay 0
#290 - Comment deleted 06/13/2011 on Dont cry 0
#280 - Comment deleted 06/13/2011 on rage comic 0
#109 - Comment deleted 06/13/2011 on Soder 0
#144 - dubs in comment number 06/13/2011 on Dont Do It +3
#47 - oh don't mind me, just waiting for the gif to load. 06/13/2011 on parodox 0
#52 - i.. wha.. comp? 06/13/2011 on Funny animal comp (read... +6
#25 - then i shall call her.... 06/12/2011 on Well This Is Awkward -1
#8 - *holger 06/12/2011 on Find Waldo's Facebook +1
#22 - sorry, i just find this particular dog very unattractive  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2011 on Well This Is Awkward +5
#24 - mdhash (06/12/2011) [-]
but to compare her to one is insulting dogs...at least call her idk, something that doesn't count as a being D:
User avatar #25 - LobsterKing (06/12/2011) [-]
then i shall call her....
#20 - i don't care if you are her or not, you're still AN ugly bitch  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2011 on Well This Is Awkward +6
#21 - mdhash (06/12/2011) [-]
DUDE whats wrong with you?! Why would you ever insult dogs that way?
User avatar #22 - LobsterKing (06/12/2011) [-]
sorry, i just find this particular dog very unattractive
#24 - mdhash (06/12/2011) [-]
but to compare her to one is insulting dogs...at least call her idk, something that doesn't count as a being D:
User avatar #25 - LobsterKing (06/12/2011) [-]
then i shall call her....
#62 - somebody said threesome?  [+] (10 new replies) 06/12/2011 on 3way +21
#156 - anonymous (06/12/2011) [-]
What movie is that?
#72 - skullbad (06/12/2011) [-]
BUT CAN IT READ???!?
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User avatar #80 - iliveinatrailer (06/12/2011) [-]
The 2nd movie just got banned in England
#99 - CrazyKorn (06/12/2011) [-]
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A second one?
#82 - TomasArnar (06/12/2011) [-]
There's a 2nd movie?!?!
User avatar #155 - avoideduniform (06/12/2011) [-]
yep heres a short explination from wikipedia, "The film centres on an antagonist called Martin (Laurence Harvey), who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the film within the film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence). In the DVD, a surgeon kidnaps three people and surgically connects them mouth-to-anus. Martin masturbates as he watches the film, with sandpaper wrapped around his PENIS. He subsequently creates his own twelve-person "human centipede" and gains sexual gratification from the pain, humiliation and suffering of his victims. He is shown to become sexually aroused whenever a member of his centipede is forced to defecate into the mouth of the victim behind them. Martin rapes the woman at the rear of the centipede, with barbed wire wrapped around his PENIS."
#160 - TomasArnar (06/12/2011) [-]
User avatar #167 - avoideduniform (06/12/2011) [-]
Thats my fetish.
#81 - thisisspartacus has deleted their comment.
#83 - and hungry...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2011 on Reddit fails +25
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#26 - Picture 06/12/2011 on Marking test +8
#53 - Comment deleted 06/11/2011 on Your Arguement is Invalid 0
#53 - hey my cats name is od, short for god. Because it doesn't exist.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2011 on Tigerlily 0
#134 - bwheezy (06/11/2011) [-]
#275 - i killed the funny and threw it's body in the ocean... … 06/09/2011 on Wat +2
#85 - Picture 06/07/2011 on Graduation (read description) 0
#141 - Picture 06/07/2011 on Uh oh +6

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User avatar #18 - runtz (01/15/2012) [-]
If I was a girl I'd blow you.
#16 - astrophylousa (01/13/2012) [-]
You're awesome!
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User avatar #13 - rustyshakleford (01/10/2012) [-]
YOU'RE AWESOME
#12 - omin (01/10/2012) [-]
ur awesome :)
#11 - trollgasm (01/09/2012) [-]
Me Gusta Le Pixel Toast logo matey, You sir, are indeed a winner.
User avatar #10 - uptightmonkey (01/08/2012) [-]
you're pretty ******* awesome
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#8 - zealeybug (01/08/2012) [-]
is awesome!
#7 - arnolducus (01/08/2012) [-]
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#6 - aboutokillakid (01/08/2012) [-]
<== your this awesome
<== your this awesome
#3 - vivial (01/07/2012) [-]
you're pretty awesome~

thanks for making the cute toast guy
User avatar #2 - killuminatii (01/07/2012) [-]
youre awesome
#1 - brolewski (01/07/2012) [-]
you're awesome! i just bought your shirt! i love you
you're awesome! i just bought your shirt! i love you
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