Vale, dude. See you around.

Well, all that wasn't really serious.

In all honesty, though, I just don't know what to say to you. We've never really talked about all that much.

And me being the antisocial or reclusive, introverted and spiteful piece of shit that I am, I never really saw a reason to.

Yeah, we've never been particularly bro-ish. But whatever. You're an oldfag. I'm an oldfag. How have you been, dude?

Busy.

Little bit of this - little bit of that.

Et tu?

I'm a trucker now. I'm on my monthly time home. pic semi-related.

I can't imagine why anyone like you would want to take up such an occupation.

Unless you just genuinely wanted to "drive dem big trucks".

Because job security. There's lots of truck jobs. And it doesn't require a decade of school.

Well, there are plenty of reasonable jobs that don't. While I cannot recommend service in any military outfit of any kind to you because you're, well.. you, there's plenty more out there.

That's what I'm looking forward to, anyway.

Yes, there are lots of jobs, but this is the one I got hired for. Because truck drivers are needed desperately. Once I have a couple years experience, I can get a job anywhere, making damn good money.

If you say so. Guess we've both got everything plotted out for the future - hopefully, anyway.

Shit does indeed happen, after all.

Not really a plan, more of a vague concept with a goal in mind. Anyway, my brother's in Kuwait right now. Where are you hoping to go in the service?

Marines. It'll definitely give me something to do, other than waste away as I already have been.

That's good. A couple of my brother's friends are marines. They seem pretty happy with it.

It's a prideful sort of thing, though in my case, it has more to do with my father.

Just to prove him wrong, even so many years after it's too late.

I'm sorry to hear that, dude. Good luck with that, though.

Sorry for what? I'm just trying to prove that bastard wrong.

Woop! Let's do it, then.

Hey bro. Sorry I ain't been on much lately, what with the whole truck driver thing. I'm pretty good though. Going home for the first time in a month this thursday. I can't wait.

Sorry, snuggly, the page became unresponsive. Want my number?

Yeah, but I won't be able to text you until tomorrow night.

It's fine ^^
Fah Seh Noh
Nah Noh Tree
Foh Tree Seh Sis

Got it.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Yes! We shall both be staying together!

And I herd you may or may not have a crush on one Kevin "Slowlearndurr" Markey.

That's a possibility >.>

Relax. You are speaking to a like-minded individual. *hug*

**donark hugs Lijiah**

:P Yes I do.

**Lijiah hugs back**

Then here's the plan. We get him really drunk then snuggle him in a platonic manner all night. ^_^

Sounds like a decent plan :P
Or skip the drunkness and just do it anyway

I dunno if he'd go for that. He's in a relationship, remember. But we'll try your way first, then if that fails move on to alcohol. Which I will be using my amazing over 21 powers to buy for everyone in the room. :3

I do remember unfortunately
:P My 18 powers allow me to buy R rated movie tickets and M rated games.

Well, if he doesn't go for it, would you care to snuggle with me? :3

**Lijiah rolled a random image posted in comment #2635731 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **

Yay! I wish I had all my reaction pics on my laptop.

At least it was a pony picture~

**Lijiah rolled a random image posted in comment #2894678 at MLP Friendly Board **

And a cute one! Would you like my number so that we may text?

I ask because I'm a truck driver and therefore incredibly lonely

Sure ^^

five seven zero
nine zero three
four three seven six

Don't be shy. Any time. I'll answer if I'm awake.

Spoilers to what? And yes.

BAM!

OHGOD

Bad news, skype friend just told me what I should have seen. This is from season 1 episode 3. I have failed

S1e3? When the fuck did she get wings in ticket master?

Photoshopped

Very well photoshopped -_-

My skype friend did it to spite me x3

Oh god lmao. So what else is new, besides getting trolled?

Being really cold and playing LoL

I'm chilling in my luna shirt at a rest area in chicago ^_^

I assume there's a reason they call him 'Maneater'

Quite.

Also, fukken saved

So how's life?

Pretty good, yours?

Not bad. A little lonely, but I get by. Such is the life of a truck driver. The wifi at this truckstop is pretty good, so I can maintain a decent connection.

Ah, you still have that job?

Eeyup. Sitting just outside St Louis, Missouri.

Seems like a pretty interesting job.

The places are interesting. The people are very interesting. The job is boring as hell. You get on the highway, set the cruise control, and coast for about 9 hours.

**sergeanttrixie rolled a random image posted in comment #2388450 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
Better than sitting at home hitting metal with a hammer.

But smithing is cool.

Guess so.
But it does get kinda boring unless what you're working on is really cool.

Yeah, I could see that.

Hello, there!

That explains why I never got a reply.


I never clicked "Reply"

Lol! Maybe you should be sergeantderpy.

Anyway, how are you?>]

I like this game.






This is a nice fucking game.

That image will break the universe. Also I want that game. I bought it for one of my friends for christmas but I haven't played it yet. Everyone says it's fucking awesome.

Game of the year 2012


As well as Vaas Montenegro best antagonist of 2012

Neato! I can't wait to buy it when I get home at the end of the month.

You will love it.

I think so. Everything I've seen about it says I will.

Sharks are scary though.

Aren't they always? Like in the Scarface game. If you swam too far from shore, you heard shark music and you knew you were about to get shit on by god.

They make you hunt a shark with the title "Maneater" on a boat.
In the middle of the ocean.
With multiple other sharks around.
With a bow.

Lol! Sounds like fun XD

No.

Oh. okay.

I died 10 times trying to skin that stupid shark.

Why do you need its skin?

Extended arrow quiver.
You hunt stuff and skin it to craft weapon pouches, ammo pouches, etc.

That is fucking awesome.

Just make sure not to jump in the water.

What happened, sat?
*hugs*

My car...

what happened to it?

Speed, curve, slippery surface, tree.

*hugs*

I know that feel, sort of. just without the tree.

My car got kind of wrecked...

I wrecked my first vehicle that way too. Like I said, just without the tree. I slammed into the curb and destroyed both axles.

Oh right, we can most likely fix my car.

oh god lol. sup trixie?

Nothing, you?

clinically depressed.

Everyone I know is depressed.
What's wrong?

Oh, nothing I'm sure you haven't heard before. But keep reading of you want.

About a year ago, I realized I have feelings for my best friend, another guy. We don't keep secrets, so I told him. He said he was flattered, but not into guys. We stayed best friends. Still are, to this day. But this morning, he tells me that he confessed his love to another guy. And I'm happy for him, but I also feel deeply hurt and almost betrayed. I don't know what the fuck my feels are doing.

Sorry to hear.
And I don't blame you.

Thanks for your sympathy. So what have you been up to?

Trixie.

Indeed. Being evil and all that. Loved you in the new episode.

Was Quite impressive.

Of course, without the amulet, she was plain old Trixie.

Great and Powerful Trixie, not just trixie.

Humble and Apologetic Trixie

Don't speak of that.

lol alright.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Oh hey Trixie! W-what's that look for?

Nothing.
I am just going slightly insane over the wait for this episode.
Still one more hour...

Wait a second...Trixie returns?! This is what I get for driving a tractor trailer! I miss all the important news!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL_XdjGTn04

ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh.gif

This is so awesome! /)^3^(\

I had to suffer waiting for this all week.
Now it's finally here.

As long as they don't send me out anytime soon, I should be able to catch it on youtube

I just didn't sleep so I could watch it when it comes on.

No, you're a fucking hero

Either way.
Gotta see this episode.

Yez

Twiley. wat ar u doin.

Go ahead. Make my day.

Not me, Jokiu. Fuck, doesn't anyone actually read a whole paragraph anymore?

Oh

It thought...

FUCK, I CLICKED YOUR NAME, DIDN'T I?

XD

funnyjunk.com/user/jokiu

Like I said, he'll be allowed on the internet in two years.

God damn I'm stupid.

I was wondering why there weren't any more comments on here!