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Lezander

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:5/03/2010
Last Login:5/25/2015
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#5 - Yes, but why wade through a new, unfamiliar pile of **** … 04/10/2015 on Leave it to Tumblr +1
#3 - Kinda cruel you'd make him an ugly short man though.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2015 on Short Game Skills 0
User avatar #4 - astraea (04/10/2015) [-]
5 foot 11 isn't that short
Its just an inch under 6 feet
#35 - Well I do apologize my good sir. 02/11/2015 on Completely Serious... 0
#77 - Marcelline the vampire queen. 02/09/2015 on Realistic cartoon characters +1
#21 - I can also drag and drop images from the OP into the upload box  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Completely Serious... -2
User avatar #32 - Rvalldrgg (02/09/2015) [-]
Yes, but I don't see where you edited the image.
#35 - Lezander (02/11/2015) [-]
Well I do apologize my good sir.
#107 - About the plant one, it's HORTICULTURAL appropriation 02/09/2015 on Return of Tumblr... +2
#81 - Game called Last Year, currently in an IP dispute with Crystal… 02/09/2015 on Take my money +2
#18 - It's a good thing firefly is only one season then right guys?.…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on Finishing a tv show 0
#26 - thecrayzeeman (01/11/2015) [-]
#885 - *Roll dnd class* 12/30/2014 on All FJ Roll Types 0
#884 - *Roll DD class* 12/30/2014 on All FJ Roll Types 0
#883 - *Roll martial melee weapon*  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on All FJ Roll Types 0
#884 - Lezander (12/30/2014) [-]
*Roll DD class*
#882 - **Lezander used "*Roll pokemon*"** **Lezander rolls Arceus** 12/30/2014 on All FJ Roll Types 0
#881 - **Lezander used "*Roll cis privilege*"** **Lezander rolls Y… 12/30/2014 on All FJ Roll Types 0
#880 - **Lezander used "*Roll LOL*"** **Lezander rolls Nasus**  [+] (5 new replies) 12/30/2014 on All FJ Roll Types 0
#885 - Lezander (12/30/2014) [-]
*Roll dnd class*
#883 - Lezander (12/30/2014) [-]
*Roll martial melee weapon*
#884 - Lezander (12/30/2014) [-]
*Roll DD class*
#882 - Lezander (12/30/2014) [-]
**Lezander used "*Roll pokemon*"**
**Lezander rolls Arceus**
#881 - Lezander (12/30/2014) [-]
**Lezander used "*Roll cis privilege*"**
**Lezander rolls You can reasonably assume that you will not be denied services at a hospital, bank, or other institution because the staff does not believe the gender marker on your ID card to match your gender identity.**
#45 - Was never a crusade, so any results are an accomplishment. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on This is why I don't have... 0
#46 - justtocomment (01/04/2015) [-]
Call it what you will - it was inconsequential.
#14 - I know that feeling my friend. 12/30/2014 on Breaking up is now... 0
#6 - How to borderland: Have gun Find gun Is new gun b…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Bethesda and stuff +62
User avatar #48 - hattheifbatman (12/26/2014) [-]
It requires so many stuff sometimes, like walkthroughs

Did you say Mage sucks that badly?
I mean, yeah it can be a bitch when you're low, but you always have magic, even when they take all ur weapons
#45 - blackoutonetwotwo (12/26/2014) [-]
**blackoutonetwotwo used "*roll picture*"**
**blackoutonetwotwo rolled image**
The first time I beat Skyrim, I decided to challenge myself, I played an Altmer that focuses on melee whilst limiting my stealth talents to 3/5 and one-handed backstab. No armor talents. Offensive/Utility spells are limited to scrolls (except lesser healing kek ) and one-handed weapons only.

mfw bandit archers taking 80% of my hp.


User avatar #46 - blackoutonetwotwo (12/26/2014) [-]
PRAISE THE SUN
User avatar #42 - rainbowisbestpone (12/26/2014) [-]
Honestly Skyrim just requires planning,

create 5000 daggers and kill few dragons to gather their bones. good job you just created unstoppable force of destruction.
#31 - anonymous (12/26/2014) [-]
How to Borderland:
Don't Buy Borderland
Play game that's actually entertaining
Done
User avatar #23 - Sperit (12/26/2014) [-]
Play NewVegas with Viscous wastes
it gives you a better idea on the value of a weapon
User avatar #11 - ironsoul (12/26/2014) [-]
psh, sounds like somebody isn't a very good mage.
Just get the dual casting perks. Then you auto stun every attack. You can just sit back and spam firebolt while your companion and/or summon hacks away at them like a retarded lumberjack.
User avatar #54 - emiyashirou (12/26/2014) [-]
>Not using mods that replace shitty unbalanced perks with actual well thought out perks

Perkus Maximus is one I use, and it really actually balances shit out, making destruction not be ungodly OP (It also makes stealth not be an instant game-winner)
User avatar #14 - meganinja (12/26/2014) [-]
>companion
>trying to go a hard difficulty
lol
#28 - anonymous (12/26/2014) [-]
You retarded? Companions are better on harder difficulties. They only take 1/4 damage on legendary and still deal full damage, whereas you only do 1/4 and take 3 times more. Lydia carries so hard m8.
User avatar #39 - meganinja (12/26/2014) [-]
That's exactly my point. What's the point of doing legendary if you're getting a companion to fight your fucking battles for you??
#30 - dovakeks (12/26/2014) [-]
Or you could just all use the deadly dragons mod. www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/3829/?
New kinds of dragons. (Forest Dragon, Lighting Dragon,...)
You can also change how deadly the dragons should be.
On the download page of that mod, there is a deadly monster pack update.
There you can change how deadly the animals and other creatures should be. (Also NPC charaters) So you would actually die with 2 bites from a wolf.
#7 - noonelikesdan (12/25/2014) [-]
I dont even think skyrim needs much planning, -cast oakflesh- rush into enemy base spamming fireball.
User avatar #55 - emiyashirou (12/26/2014) [-]
Are you insane? I cast ironflesh and have about 200 hp, literally every enemy in the game that has a crossbow is capable of one-shotting me.
#57 - noonelikesdan (12/26/2014) [-]
So you didn't level hp? that's where you dun goofed son
User avatar #58 - emiyashirou (12/26/2014) [-]
I wasn't level 32 at the time, so I levelled a fuckload into hp for a mage character.
#60 - noonelikesdan (12/26/2014) [-]
Yeah and if you're any good at enchanting then you can enchant any armor you want with the ability to regen your mana and if you get the best version of this enchantment you will never hit 0 mana.
User avatar #61 - emiyashirou (12/26/2014) [-]
How fucking much is the best version of it then? Because I had +125% mana regen on my armour, +15% on both my ring and amultet and the mask that I think gives 50% bonus mana regen, my mana never lasted for more than 4 seconds.
User avatar #59 - emiyashirou (12/26/2014) [-]
Was level 32*
#27 - Zoe Quinn was in a relationship with this guy at the time (It …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on This is why I don't have... 0
#35 - justtocomment (12/25/2014) [-]
And for all of GG's bluster, what have they really accomplished? A couple petty names removed, some advertisements pulled... Congratulations on the crusade.
#45 - Lezander (12/30/2014) [-]
Was never a crusade, so any results are an accomplishment.
Don't forget the millions of dollars for charities. I want you to think of one worthy accomplishment of anti-gg.

Also, stay on topic, what does that have to do with the laws broken by Quinn? Both Quinn and her 'associates' are professionals and fully responsible for their decisions, no-one related to her debacle is innocent.
#46 - justtocomment (01/04/2015) [-]
Call it what you will - it was inconsequential.
#6 - Persona Q is out mah ***** . Cast of 3 and 4 in one game… 12/02/2014 on It's just like real life +1
#823 - I hope the user was non-human because my hand is cramping just…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
User avatar #826 - bjerneironbeard (12/01/2014) [-]
Almost all lighsabers are not ergonomic at all. Why do people make weapons that are going to be potentially painful to use?
#819 - Sith are known to be a little on the flashy-but-impractical si…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
User avatar #821 - bjerneironbeard (12/01/2014) [-]
I don't really think it's a crossguard, but more like a hand-stopper or something like that. And shiet that grip is really not ergonomic.
#823 - Lezander (12/01/2014) [-]
I hope the user was non-human because my hand is cramping just looking at it.
The blade on the right makes me feel all giddy, I really love it.
User avatar #826 - bjerneironbeard (12/01/2014) [-]
Almost all lighsabers are not ergonomic at all. Why do people make weapons that are going to be potentially painful to use?
#795 - Wasn't gonna say not cannon. If this is true, why not make the…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
User avatar #803 - bjerneironbeard (12/01/2014) [-]
It probably likely that this sword only contains one focus crystal and that all three blades originate from that. And if it is so then under the "choppy-offy" parts there is a solid lightsaber beam.

But i heavily agree with you that a solid crossguard of resistant material would be more reasonable. Unless this here dark force user has developed a special technique for using the laser crossguard, but that remains to be seen next year.
#819 - Lezander (12/01/2014) [-]
Sith are known to be a little on the flashy-but-impractical side of things.
One crystal and three blades would logically make 3 shorter blades.

I guess we wait for the movie's explanation.

Also, the saber on the left is a jedi saber used during the cold war, looks like it has some kind of cross-guard mechanism as well. Don't know what the blade(s) look like on it though, posted for discussion purposes.
User avatar #821 - bjerneironbeard (12/01/2014) [-]
I don't really think it's a crossguard, but more like a hand-stopper or something like that. And shiet that grip is really not ergonomic.
#823 - Lezander (12/01/2014) [-]
I hope the user was non-human because my hand is cramping just looking at it.
The blade on the right makes me feel all giddy, I really love it.
User avatar #826 - bjerneironbeard (12/01/2014) [-]
Almost all lighsabers are not ergonomic at all. Why do people make weapons that are going to be potentially painful to use?
#786 - If you look close there's no hand protection to be found near …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
User avatar #789 - bjerneironbeard (12/01/2014) [-]
Unless it is a lightsaber resistant material like Mandalorian Iron, Phrik, Songsteel or Ultrachrome. And before you say that those are not cannon anymore, yes they are.
#795 - Lezander (12/01/2014) [-]
Wasn't gonna say not cannon. If this is true, why not make the whole cross-guard out of one or more of these materials?

It's probably a lot easier to repair a damaged full metal cross guard then it is to find a new focus crystal for a section that was sheared off.
User avatar #803 - bjerneironbeard (12/01/2014) [-]
It probably likely that this sword only contains one focus crystal and that all three blades originate from that. And if it is so then under the "choppy-offy" parts there is a solid lightsaber beam.

But i heavily agree with you that a solid crossguard of resistant material would be more reasonable. Unless this here dark force user has developed a special technique for using the laser crossguard, but that remains to be seen next year.
#819 - Lezander (12/01/2014) [-]
Sith are known to be a little on the flashy-but-impractical side of things.
One crystal and three blades would logically make 3 shorter blades.

I guess we wait for the movie's explanation.

Also, the saber on the left is a jedi saber used during the cold war, looks like it has some kind of cross-guard mechanism as well. Don't know what the blade(s) look like on it though, posted for discussion purposes.
User avatar #821 - bjerneironbeard (12/01/2014) [-]
I don't really think it's a crossguard, but more like a hand-stopper or something like that. And shiet that grip is really not ergonomic.
#823 - Lezander (12/01/2014) [-]
I hope the user was non-human because my hand is cramping just looking at it.
The blade on the right makes me feel all giddy, I really love it.
User avatar #826 - bjerneironbeard (12/01/2014) [-]
Almost all lighsabers are not ergonomic at all. Why do people make weapons that are going to be potentially painful to use?
#3 - Not a measurement of time. Deer mate during mating season beca…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on time is an illusion +7
#30 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
but those are all measurements of time. Why do squirrels store food? because they know there will be a time when they run out of food. That concept of later is a measurement of time. Consider wounded, hungry polar bears that attack beasts that could easily fend them off-they do so because they know they don't have time to wait for weaker prey. Animals have concepts of time, we just like to attach a definite unit to it-and by the way, we're animals too.
#24 - I would think Rapunzel would be a hair bender. 05/11/2014 on disney, avatar mashup 0
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