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Les

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Date Signed Up:10/30/2010
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My name is Patrick. I am Canadian. I occasionally enjoy pesto. I like everyone. Except for you. I love you.

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#522 - goddamn i love tamales...  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2011 on Les's profile 0
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#523 - wombatking (04/12/2011) [-]
too bad you miss out. little joey was a bit chewy, but good lord, did billy taste great!! and christ, not to mention the suzie...oh, god...tender little suzie...i think she was my favorite :D
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#524 - Les (04/12/2011) [-]
wait...joey? suzie? billy? those aren't my kids...
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#525 - wombatking (04/12/2011) [-]
...i guess i have some more explaining to do. the final plans given to us by the mysterious caller WERE carried out. everything went according to plan. we were 3 houses away from completing the original mission, but we already had everything we needed at that point. finishing from there would just have been a waste of time and resources. so we did as instructed. i became a tamale seller, Big Tito became a delivery man for a local burger joint (burger king)...he couldnt be a tamale seller, he would have eaten them all. he was told to put a half pound of coke in every burger box he delivered. hell, mikey became camp counselor at Lake Tokanokwa. You may be wondering why all of this was to occur, all planned out.

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#526 - wombatking (04/12/2011) [-]
Well...the mastermind behind it all...?? fuckin George Bush the 5th. thats right. George Bush from the future. and you say "but wombat, i thought you said the caller was a girl??" oh...it was a girl alright. some questions are better left unanswered. i learned that the hard way in a vegas hotel on the night of march 25th, 2006. ill never forget that night. oh, my dear mary...but i guess what had to be, had to be...anyway, the reason we did all this?
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#527 - wombatking (04/12/2011) [-]
it was to prevent a terrorist subgroup formed under the reigns of the union of Hilary Clinton, Sarah Palin, Prince William and his soon to be wife Catherine and their heir to the throne, Samuel, a middle eastern tech support guy name Hadji, and a russian homeless man named Vladmir. they all formed an alliance to take over the world in the year 1989 pt 2 (the stupid gene in the george bush blood line runs so deep, that All Powerful King George Bush the 5th...sorry, bad habit...lost count of the year, so he started with the year 1970 and started counting over again)
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#528 - wombatking (04/12/2011) [-]
so basically, we had to kill your family, and several others to stop this. there was so many, in fact, that i forgot whos kids were whos, which is the reason for the name mix-up...
#33 - they all died.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2011 on wombatking's profile 0
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#34 - wombatking (04/12/2011) [-]
damnit...you would leave the same comment on my profile, just as im leaving my response to it on your profile. you seen that coming, didnt you? DIDNT YOU?!?! you sick bastard...
#1 - put 3d glasses on household object suddenly hipster  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2011 on Hipster plank +2
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#3 - tangosambam (04/12/2011) [-]
i did that before it was mainstreem
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#2 - JaketheFake (04/12/2011) [-]
put household object on 3d glasses

before it was to mainstream
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#4 - tangosambam (04/12/2011) [-]
same time lol great minds think alike
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#6 - JaketheFake (04/12/2011) [-]
i thought i was the only person who posted something there i guess i should have refreshed the page first lol
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#1 - Comment deleted 04/12/2011 on 4chan. Pure and simple. +11
#518 - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here you go!  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2011 on Les's profile 0
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#549 - Les (04/17/2011) [-]
no problem bro
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#519 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Thank you
#516 - Hitler's Mustache?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2011 on Les's profile 0
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#517 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Yea i have no idea. The guy apparently writes about his mustache but like metaphorically relates it to what he did in his life
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#518 - Les (04/12/2011) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here you go!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XEALI8NQ
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#549 - Les (04/17/2011) [-]
no problem bro
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#519 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Thank you
#514 - pretty laid back. got some blood taken this morning, arrived l…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/12/2011 on Les's profile 0
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#515 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Woke up at 8 went to college algebra. Then English where we have to read some stupid poetry collection called Hitlers mustache. Then from 1-4 i had chemistry which I stopped enjoying after high school. Drove to the store bought some snacks came home. Was yelled at to get a job even though no one will hire me. Sucked. But i figure tomorrow will be better.
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#516 - Les (04/12/2011) [-]
Hitler's Mustache?
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#517 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Yea i have no idea. The guy apparently writes about his mustache but like metaphorically relates it to what he did in his life
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#518 - Les (04/12/2011) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here you go!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XEALI8NQ
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#549 - Les (04/17/2011) [-]
no problem bro
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#519 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Thank you
#512 - close to 1600 images. yeah.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/12/2011 on Les's profile 0
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#513 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
I don't think i could thank you enough. Anyways, how was your day?
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#514 - Les (04/12/2011) [-]
pretty laid back. got some blood taken this morning, arrived late for school, said fuck it and joined the grade 10 gym class and played b ton with them even though I'm in grade 11, went to drama, got my thumb cut open by a fencing sword. had lunch. english essay/test. wrote close to 1000 words. went to comm tech did some photoshop, came home, blasted slayer through the house, went back to school to watch my friend in the school play then came back and here I am.

how was yours?
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#515 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Woke up at 8 went to college algebra. Then English where we have to read some stupid poetry collection called Hitlers mustache. Then from 1-4 i had chemistry which I stopped enjoying after high school. Drove to the store bought some snacks came home. Was yelled at to get a job even though no one will hire me. Sucked. But i figure tomorrow will be better.
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#516 - Les (04/12/2011) [-]
Hitler's Mustache?
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#517 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Yea i have no idea. The guy apparently writes about his mustache but like metaphorically relates it to what he did in his life
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#518 - Les (04/12/2011) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here you go!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XEALI8NQ
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#549 - Les (04/17/2011) [-]
no problem bro
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#519 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Thank you
#510 - 32 more minutes until it uploads all the way.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/12/2011 on Les's profile 0
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#511 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Wow that folder must be huge
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#512 - Les (04/12/2011) [-]
close to 1600 images.

yeah.
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#513 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
I don't think i could thank you enough. Anyways, how was your day?
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#514 - Les (04/12/2011) [-]
pretty laid back. got some blood taken this morning, arrived late for school, said fuck it and joined the grade 10 gym class and played b ton with them even though I'm in grade 11, went to drama, got my thumb cut open by a fencing sword. had lunch. english essay/test. wrote close to 1000 words. went to comm tech did some photoshop, came home, blasted slayer through the house, went back to school to watch my friend in the school play then came back and here I am.

how was yours?
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#515 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Woke up at 8 went to college algebra. Then English where we have to read some stupid poetry collection called Hitlers mustache. Then from 1-4 i had chemistry which I stopped enjoying after high school. Drove to the store bought some snacks came home. Was yelled at to get a job even though no one will hire me. Sucked. But i figure tomorrow will be better.
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#516 - Les (04/12/2011) [-]
Hitler's Mustache?
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#517 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Yea i have no idea. The guy apparently writes about his mustache but like metaphorically relates it to what he did in his life
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#518 - Les (04/12/2011) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here you go!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XEALI8NQ
#548 - nutritiouspillz has deleted their comment.
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#549 - Les (04/17/2011) [-]
no problem bro
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#519 - siickxpanda (04/12/2011) [-]
Thank you
#508 - no problem dude 04/12/2011 on Les's profile 0