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Date Signed Up:10/30/2010
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My name is Patrick. I am Canadian. I occasionally enjoy pesto. I like everyone. Except for you. I love you.

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#1 - Picture 03/16/2011 on December 21st, 2012 falls... 0
#8 - So I pulled my pants down, bent over and a mountain of diarrhe…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2011 on How does that make you feel? +3
#17 - jonki (03/17/2011) [-]
one question.... are you a boy or a girl?
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#18 - Les (03/17/2011) [-]
boy
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#9 - llehs (03/16/2011) [-]
wat
#3 - Alright, so this one time in Grade 5, I was really constipated…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/16/2011 on How does that make you feel? +3
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#8 - Les (03/16/2011) [-]
So I pulled my pants down, bent over and a mountain of diarrhea literally exploded out of my ass and onto the urinal.

At that exact moment, the principal decided to walk into the washroom. He didn't notice me at first and tried to open one of the stalls, but you know, it was locked, so he turned around and saw me, still bent over, half crying and panting, surrounded by a waterfall of shit covering the urinal and the ones next to it. He looked at me and said, no joke, "WHAT THE FUCK??!!?!". I was fucking scared of this guy because he was like 6 ft 10, so I quickly pulled up my pants even though they were covered in shit and ran the fuck out of the bathroom. I had to sit in shit covered jeans for the rest of the day.
#17 - jonki (03/17/2011) [-]
one question.... are you a boy or a girl?
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#18 - Les (03/17/2011) [-]
boy
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#9 - llehs (03/16/2011) [-]
wat
#10 - I was never a victim of rape. Until now.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2011 on Is this a joke? 0
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#13 - pineappledancer (03/16/2011) [-]
the black guy probably raped her.
#4 - HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD 03/16/2011 on MIND FUCK WTF Y YOU TELL... +2
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2011 on MIND FUCK WTF Y YOU TELL... +2
#4 - Les (03/16/2011) [-]
HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2011 on MIND FUCK WTF Y YOU TELL... +2
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#4 - Les (03/16/2011) [-]
HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
#1 - is it just me, or does he look like ryan from The Office?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2011 on santa +1
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#6 - thadude (03/16/2011) [-]
i knew he looked familiar
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2011 on MIND FUCK WTF Y YOU TELL... +2
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#4 - Les (03/16/2011) [-]
HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
#1 - skinny suburban white girl trying to be black while trash talk… 03/16/2011 on People Online are retarded 0