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#67 - just played my last qualifier... 9/10 wins... silver 1 baby …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Priorities -2
User avatar #69 - mennopauze (08/29/2013) [-]
LOL, I went 9-1 in my placements matches just last week. And I started in Gold IV, wtf? I was so happy i didnt have to go trough ELO hell. But holy shit was I wrong. Everybody flames like hell and yesterday I had one dude lose me 2 games with teemo revive - tp, inten. feeding. People are so toxic in ranked its unreal..
User avatar #70 - Leonidus (08/29/2013) [-]
dont scare me like that

should I not try for gold?
#145 - gisuar (08/29/2013) [-]
your enemies and teammates depend on your mmr not on your divison or lp if you were diamond and didn't play for months you'd end up in silver and would still play vs diamond players but you wouldn't lose that much for a lose and get about 30 for a win since the system will try to match your mmr and your divison (winning will raise your mmr thought not as fast as lp but still so you might end up playing with even better players ind gold)
User avatar #72 - mennopauze (08/29/2013) [-]
I didnt mean to scare you off. Silver is probably even more toxic, but I'm not 100% sure of that ofcourse since I've never been it. Also the lower division (V-III) seem to be more toxic because they have less to lose. But give it your all man, if you go 9-1 in placement matches you're doing something and eventually you will also get out of the toxic parts
#115 - imgood (08/29/2013) [-]
Sadly people just get more and more toxic and rage you out for even smaller mistakes in higher ELO.
EG: I'm plat, and also if you've ever watched an ocelot/hotshotgg/reginald/best viktor BR stream
User avatar #98 - granodd (08/29/2013) [-]
Gotta shoot for that Victorious Elise skin, mang.
#345 - don't get why it's "kind of sad"...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2013 on the past sucked apparently 0
#358 - creepyunclebob (08/29/2013) [-]
he's a bit of a douche.
User avatar #355 - Keoul (08/29/2013) [-]
He's implying that he's not that nice or great at all and it's sad since that must mean she's only gone out with assholes.
#152 - Yeah dude, as much as I wanna agree with you that they are a b…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Incest? 0
#177 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
No one is saying it's their fault but it doesn't change the fact that they are useless.
#126 - What game is the 5th one?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Some Game "Logic" 0
User avatar #128 - postmortem (08/09/2013) [-]
Call of Duty I believe...
#102 - Wow I loved this content. 07/07/2013 on Borders around the world 0
#204 - random sex is literally the biggest waste of time in my eyes..… 06/29/2013 on Fetuses 0
#57 - i agree with this, but like i feel its not fair for rape... wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Fetuses -4
User avatar #203 - wellimnotsure (06/28/2013) [-]
the internet is liberal, it does not agree with us, and im not even a conservative oh fiddlesticks
#67 - specialone (06/27/2013) [-]
How the fuck are you supposed to punish someone for being a slut? Are you really saying that there needs to be a limit on the amount of sex you can have?

Sex is essentially the basis of all life on this planet. Just because you can't get any doesn't mean the rest of the planet has to suffer.
User avatar #204 - Leonidus (06/29/2013) [-]
random sex is literally the biggest waste of time in my eyes... like you feel good for like 10 mins. or if you want to include the whole like foreplay and all for a few hours, then what? like its really not that amazing. sure it feels amazing at the moment but after that... like it really isnt any overlying satisfaction. good job you slept with a slut. so did 50 other guys. I never felt any amazing feeling when i was messing around with girls, I just thoght this is nice, then what?

eh you'll grow up one day.
#25 - I wish I could see your face after you realize this... 06/05/2013 on Protest Leader -1
#24 - lol coming from a guy who has the name of azamat with an avato…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Protest Leader -1
User avatar #26 - azamat (06/07/2013) [-]
cool story faggot
#9 - **** turkey's government. ******…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Protest Leader -2
#13 - meinneger (06/03/2013) [-]
The current Turkish government doesn't suck, they're a lot better than the genocide deniers of the past. They just haven't reigned in the police as much as they should have.
User avatar #20 - nervaaurelius (06/03/2013) [-]
Everyone tends to forget that the Japanese still hasn't said sorry for the whole rape of Nanjing...
User avatar #11 - azamat (06/03/2013) [-]
and fuck YOU as well armenian shitty piece of shit
User avatar #25 - Leonidus (06/05/2013) [-]
I wish I could see your face after you realize this...
User avatar #24 - Leonidus (06/05/2013) [-]
lol coming from a guy who has the name of azamat with an avator of him...

you realize he's Armenian right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Davitian

dumbass...
User avatar #26 - azamat (06/07/2013) [-]
cool story faggot
#57 - Honestly, I've rooted it down to I don't have the patience. My…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on The Great Gatsby 0
User avatar #58 - beardarama (05/22/2013) [-]
really? Dude the exact same thing happens to me too! I thought I was the only one. Well I'm glad that it doesn't just happen to me. Although I think the mind wandering thing is exactly what compels me to reading, the fact that it makes me think about a certain topic is the best part. Yes it's true that it then takes me weeks to read a book, but nevertheless I love the whole mind wandering part
#27 - I've literally only read one book from cover to cover in my li…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/19/2013 on The Great Gatsby -8
User avatar #54 - stallwallwriter (05/19/2013) [-]
Really? I'd recommend trying it out more - there's a lot of good books out there. It's hard to know what might interest you if you don't read regularly, but if you watch a lot of movies or tv shows of a certain genre you might start with similar books (crime, sci-fi, whatever).

I don't intend to be all "omg y u no read", but I'd recommend it just so you don't miss out on something you might really enjoy.
#28 - beardarama (05/19/2013) [-]
and why exactly don't you read? I generally never understood why some people refuse to read, and don't tell me "erhgghh becus it foking boring bro hueahueahueah" because that just makes you sound like a boorish ignoramus
User avatar #57 - Leonidus (05/22/2013) [-]
Honestly, I've rooted it down to I don't have the patience. My mind wanders off as I read, and I will read the words written, but my mind will be thinking about something else, generally related to something I just read.

For example I will read:
John wanted to buy a cat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...and that's how John ended up buying a cat.

in the ~~~~~~~ space I'm just thinking "I want a cat too; I should go to the pound and get one; I wonder if there are cats that stay kitten sized." and then I realize I'm still reading and catch the ending there. Idk always been that way with me when I read.
User avatar #58 - beardarama (05/22/2013) [-]
really? Dude the exact same thing happens to me too! I thought I was the only one. Well I'm glad that it doesn't just happen to me. Although I think the mind wandering thing is exactly what compels me to reading, the fact that it makes me think about a certain topic is the best part. Yes it's true that it then takes me weeks to read a book, but nevertheless I love the whole mind wandering part
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/19/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #30 - rheago (05/19/2013) [-]
Some people like swimming and some people don't
People are just different man, deal with it
#31 - beardarama (05/19/2013) [-]
>swimming
>reading
I think both of those are completely different things which can't really be compared
User avatar #32 - rheago (05/19/2013) [-]
I was using another example...

But it's not because you like something that everybody likes it.
User avatar #33 - beardarama (05/19/2013) [-]
that's true, and I agree that some people are different and that not everybody can love everything I like.
But books are a completely different thing, they are filled with stories, characters, worlds, ideas, complexities and so many beautiful things which help you almost escape from this world and embrace the mind of the author.
To me that is the beauty of reading books, and I think everyone ought to at least read a few books in their life time
User avatar #34 - rheago (05/19/2013) [-]
I agree on everything you just said, but for some people books just aren't their thing.

#35 - beardarama (05/19/2013) [-]
understandable, but let me tell you a little quote by a guy called Jojen Reed from the books called the 'songs of ice and fire' series

#24 - Saw this last night (no I haven't read the book... I don't rea…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/19/2013 on The Great Gatsby -8
User avatar #26 - beardarama (05/19/2013) [-]
and no, even people who read the book were a bit disappointed
#25 - beardarama (05/19/2013) [-]
read
the
fucking
book
User avatar #27 - Leonidus (05/19/2013) [-]
I've literally only read one book from cover to cover in my life, and that was the da vinci code... I dont think thats gna happen... just saying...
User avatar #54 - stallwallwriter (05/19/2013) [-]
Really? I'd recommend trying it out more - there's a lot of good books out there. It's hard to know what might interest you if you don't read regularly, but if you watch a lot of movies or tv shows of a certain genre you might start with similar books (crime, sci-fi, whatever).

I don't intend to be all "omg y u no read", but I'd recommend it just so you don't miss out on something you might really enjoy.
#28 - beardarama (05/19/2013) [-]
and why exactly don't you read? I generally never understood why some people refuse to read, and don't tell me "erhgghh becus it foking boring bro hueahueahueah" because that just makes you sound like a boorish ignoramus
User avatar #57 - Leonidus (05/22/2013) [-]
Honestly, I've rooted it down to I don't have the patience. My mind wanders off as I read, and I will read the words written, but my mind will be thinking about something else, generally related to something I just read.

For example I will read:
John wanted to buy a cat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...and that's how John ended up buying a cat.

in the ~~~~~~~ space I'm just thinking "I want a cat too; I should go to the pound and get one; I wonder if there are cats that stay kitten sized." and then I realize I'm still reading and catch the ending there. Idk always been that way with me when I read.
User avatar #58 - beardarama (05/22/2013) [-]
really? Dude the exact same thing happens to me too! I thought I was the only one. Well I'm glad that it doesn't just happen to me. Although I think the mind wandering thing is exactly what compels me to reading, the fact that it makes me think about a certain topic is the best part. Yes it's true that it then takes me weeks to read a book, but nevertheless I love the whole mind wandering part
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/19/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #30 - rheago (05/19/2013) [-]
Some people like swimming and some people don't
People are just different man, deal with it
#31 - beardarama (05/19/2013) [-]
>swimming
>reading
I think both of those are completely different things which can't really be compared
User avatar #32 - rheago (05/19/2013) [-]
I was using another example...

But it's not because you like something that everybody likes it.
User avatar #33 - beardarama (05/19/2013) [-]
that's true, and I agree that some people are different and that not everybody can love everything I like.
But books are a completely different thing, they are filled with stories, characters, worlds, ideas, complexities and so many beautiful things which help you almost escape from this world and embrace the mind of the author.
To me that is the beauty of reading books, and I think everyone ought to at least read a few books in their life time
User avatar #34 - rheago (05/19/2013) [-]
I agree on everything you just said, but for some people books just aren't their thing.

#35 - beardarama (05/19/2013) [-]
understandable, but let me tell you a little quote by a guy called Jojen Reed from the books called the 'songs of ice and fire' series

#23 - this one made me lol 03/31/2013 on No Post on Sundays -1
#190 - TO WHOEVER THUMBED YOU DOWN... **** you. … 03/30/2013 on Best Cosplay +1
#52 - I used to have the sunglasses and I still have that fly zapper… 03/29/2013 on More awesome stuff 0
#131 - bitches love the T-Virus 02/27/2013 on Zombie Love +1
#18 - source?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Dominoes falling to form... 0
User avatar #25 - themabymaby (02/15/2013) [-]
Flippycat
User avatar #23 - rebby (02/15/2013) [-]
i feel bad for your disability that makes it impossible to google search "starry night dominoes" or reverse image search this
but not bad enough to do it for you you lazy asshole
#44 - badgerbaiting (02/15/2013) [-]
Here is a GIF. you may find useful.
#126 - pretty sure if you spell for as four(4) you're the one who sho… 02/06/2013 on A year and a half? +5
#96 - I thought I was the only one who felt this way. Thumb for you 01/31/2013 on Just thought you guys... -1
#53 - oh. alright lol. whatever but your gif reminded me of this video 01/25/2013 on Girlfrien 0
#49 - whos this black guy. watch the video its pretty insane.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Girlfrien 0
#161 - squadmissile (01/26/2013) [-]
Skerrit bwoy, he converted to baptism recently and deleted most of his $8000 record collection because the had swear words in them. He's a bit mental.
User avatar #51 - Cleavland Steamer (01/25/2013) [-]
Idk who the black guy is. I can tell you that I am 100% certain that Major Lazer/Diplo is a white guy named Thomas Wesley Pentz, though.
User avatar #53 - Leonidus (01/25/2013) [-]
oh. alright lol. whatever but your gif reminded me of this video
#49 - what I was thinking 01/25/2013 on Lion tries to eat baby +1
#44 - lol yeah I think it might be him. He did this at a couple of h…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Girlfrien 0
#47 - Cleavland Steamer (01/25/2013) [-]
Actually this is Major Lazer, also known as Diplo
<-------
#134 - zaggystirdust (01/25/2013) [-]
wait...
Major Lazer = diplo?
I have gone through 17 years of my life without knowing this...
User avatar #78 - Cleavland Steamer (01/25/2013) [-]
Wow, people are thumbing me down. That is Major Lazer, look it up dumbasses.
User avatar #49 - Leonidus (01/25/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY999VxPNJc

whos this black guy. watch the video its pretty insane.
#161 - squadmissile (01/26/2013) [-]
Skerrit bwoy, he converted to baptism recently and deleted most of his $8000 record collection because the had swear words in them. He's a bit mental.
User avatar #51 - Cleavland Steamer (01/25/2013) [-]
Idk who the black guy is. I can tell you that I am 100% certain that Major Lazer/Diplo is a white guy named Thomas Wesley Pentz, though.
User avatar #53 - Leonidus (01/25/2013) [-]
oh. alright lol. whatever but your gif reminded me of this video
#40 - this is major lazor isnt it?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Girlfrien 0
User avatar #43 - Cleavland Steamer (01/25/2013) [-]
What, the gif? I honestly don't know what you mean, but coincidentally I was just texting my friend about an upcoming Major Lazer concert haha
User avatar #44 - Leonidus (01/25/2013) [-]
lol yeah I think it might be him. He did this at a couple of his shows lol. That fool is crazy
#47 - Cleavland Steamer (01/25/2013) [-]
Actually this is Major Lazer, also known as Diplo
<-------
#134 - zaggystirdust (01/25/2013) [-]
wait...
Major Lazer = diplo?
I have gone through 17 years of my life without knowing this...
User avatar #78 - Cleavland Steamer (01/25/2013) [-]
Wow, people are thumbing me down. That is Major Lazer, look it up dumbasses.
User avatar #49 - Leonidus (01/25/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY999VxPNJc

whos this black guy. watch the video its pretty insane.
#161 - squadmissile (01/26/2013) [-]
Skerrit bwoy, he converted to baptism recently and deleted most of his $8000 record collection because the had swear words in them. He's a bit mental.
User avatar #51 - Cleavland Steamer (01/25/2013) [-]
Idk who the black guy is. I can tell you that I am 100% certain that Major Lazer/Diplo is a white guy named Thomas Wesley Pentz, though.
User avatar #53 - Leonidus (01/25/2013) [-]
oh. alright lol. whatever but your gif reminded me of this video
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