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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:1/08/2010
Last Login:8/27/2014
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Comment Ranking:#28105
Highest Content Rank:#1605
Highest Comment Rank:#1591
Content Thumbs: 1999 total,  2429 ,  430
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Content Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:360
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#34 - **LeSquirt rolls 2,187** my power level  [+] (10 new replies) 05/26/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
User avatar #56 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
ouch..... not over 9000
User avatar #57 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
lmao i know
User avatar #58 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 47,606** my power level
User avatar #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
*roll5* mine
User avatar #59 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 1,306**
lol fail
my power level
User avatar #63 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
OVER 9,000!!!!!
User avatar #62 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 9,406**
User avatar #61 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
i forgot how to roll lmao
User avatar #64 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 7,858**
IT'S OVER 9,000!!
User avatar #65 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUU
#27 - i thought horses couldnt throw up.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2010 on Horse Throwing Up +1
User avatar #60 - trolllol (05/26/2010) [-]
or walk backwards
#182 - thank you my dear sir. 05/24/2010 on Pokedads 0
#169 - dumbass. he told his son to stay away from me. 05/24/2010 on Pokedads +4
#155 - wtf! that's why charmanders been advoiding me!  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2010 on Pokedads +9
#176 - KoTBLeo (05/24/2010) [-]
very nice
User avatar #182 - LeSquirt (05/24/2010) [-]
thank you my dear sir.
#164 - LedZepp (05/24/2010) [-]
dumbass that's charizard
#178 - MasterHand (05/24/2010) [-]
dumbass, charizard told his kid not to play with blastoise's kids
User avatar #172 - BigBloodDrop (05/24/2010) [-]
no shit i agree with Le Squirt.
squirtle is his son you fuken piece of a douche.
#170 - anonymous (05/24/2010) [-]
charmander is his kid dumbass
User avatar #169 - LeSquirt (05/24/2010) [-]
dumbass. he told his son to stay away from me.
#393 - killing jews isnt very funny :/  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2010 on Second Amendment Motivationals 0
User avatar #395 - RandomAnonGuy (05/22/2010) [-]
No, but the mistake microsoft made by putting that in is.
#401 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
i thought it was kinda funny. LeSquirt needs to grows a sense of humor. this is FUNNYJUNK, not [url deleted]
User avatar #407 - RandomAnonGuy (05/22/2010) [-]
Thanks anon, but it doesnt change the fact that only anons seem to be the ones who dont hate me for posting that. maybe i should just have gone with a -HNNNNGGGRRRHHHH comment
#388 - it says.. kill jews for thumbs up?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2010 on Second Amendment Motivationals 0
User avatar #390 - RandomAnonGuy (05/22/2010) [-]
Kill jews yay was how i saw it. Why is everyone thumbing me down? i thought it was funny :'(
User avatar #393 - LeSquirt (05/22/2010) [-]
killing jews isnt very funny :/
User avatar #395 - RandomAnonGuy (05/22/2010) [-]
No, but the mistake microsoft made by putting that in is.
#401 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
i thought it was kinda funny. LeSquirt needs to grows a sense of humor. this is FUNNYJUNK, not [url deleted]
User avatar #407 - RandomAnonGuy (05/22/2010) [-]
Thanks anon, but it doesnt change the fact that only anons seem to be the ones who dont hate me for posting that. maybe i should just have gone with a -HNNNNGGGRRRHHHH comment
#489 - yes.. yes i would. 05/19/2010 on FunnyJunk Superlatives :D 0
#591 - most likely to have a pile of dead babies in my garage. 05/17/2010 on airguitar's profile 0
#31 - I ******* LOVE WHALES.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
User avatar #32 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate You.............................
User avatar #33 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
no im not japanese
#39 - GameboySP (05/30/2010) [-]
ORLY o.O
#86 - 4 year olds bending over? Im chris hansen with Dateline NBC, w…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2010 on To all 4 year olds! +12
User avatar #96 - crazinem (05/16/2010) [-]
copied this comment from the guy somewhere on the bottom
User avatar #89 - mastamusa (05/16/2010) [-]
no
*runs away*
User avatar #93 - FacesFan (05/16/2010) [-]
XD ur avatar actually looks like ur running away
User avatar #94 - Super Mario (05/16/2010) [-]
Hes riding a horse.
User avatar #121 - mastamusa (05/16/2010) [-]
no i am riding what you would think pedobear would ride *evil laugh*
User avatar #102 - YurBuddy (05/16/2010) [-]
Are you sure hes RIDING a HORSE?
User avatar #100 - ThatRussianGuy (05/16/2010) [-]
hes riding whores? what?
User avatar #109 - UBerPenguin (05/16/2010) [-]
In Soviet Russia, little children rape pedobear
#288 - why do you always come up with the good ideas? :( 05/16/2010 on COMMENT FAVORITING NOW! 0
#187 - wow! something thats funny, but not a collab! 05/16/2010 on Hadouken 0
#154 - your comment ranking has a long way to go WalkingOnSunshine. :D  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2010 on Pie Chart Collab 4 0
User avatar #155 - xXKIRAXx (05/16/2010) [-]
'Tis true.

Is it bad that I've made 1670+ comments?
User avatar #159 - BeastlyDude (05/16/2010) [-]
not bad.............................................................just obsessive.................
User avatar #191 - xXKIRAXx (05/16/2010) [-]
I've been on here for almost a year though. And I get bored a lot.
User avatar #298 - BeastlyDude (05/16/2010) [-]
makes sense.........
#391 - the saddest part was when the doggie died. :(  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2010 on Preparation +1
#402 - ObeseMaurice (05/16/2010) [-]
mine was when they ate the bacon.
#390 - lol nice. I Am Legend was an awsome movie.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2010 on Preparation +2
User avatar #391 - LeSquirt (05/16/2010) [-]
the saddest part was when the doggie died. :(
#402 - ObeseMaurice (05/16/2010) [-]
mine was when they ate the bacon.
#219 - never forget what used to be awsome in the world. 05/15/2010 on Toonami +4
#128 - batman didnt know that was him. thats just the way batman alwa… 05/14/2010 on Who the Man? +2
#224 - thank you :) 05/13/2010 on Ode to Squirtle! 0
#166 - lol yay! :) 05/12/2010 on Ode to Charmander! 0
#133 - he better.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/12/2010 on Ode to Charmander! +2
User avatar #163 - September (05/12/2010) [-]
dont worry SHE will :)
#185 - NeedsMoreBlueBell (05/12/2010) [-]
Well, the thumb downs are not irreversible... o.o
User avatar #187 - September (05/12/2010) [-]
what do you mean?
#189 - NeedsMoreBlueBell (05/12/2010) [-]
Remember Alchemicfreak, Mrsfunnyjunk and such?
They got thumbs up out the ass whenever they mentioned they were a girl.
User avatar #202 - September (05/12/2010) [-]
oh yeah, i guess ill mention that on my next one lol
#203 - NeedsMoreBlueBell (05/12/2010) [-]
Whoops, shouldn't of said that... o.o
User avatar #166 - LeSquirt (05/12/2010) [-]
lol yay! :)
#52 - heyy. your comics are awsome. :) im a really big fan, and it w… 05/11/2010 on crimsonviper's profile 0
#250 - that turtle is my cousin Jared.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2010 on Stop stealing form us. +4
#255 - shinycharizard (05/11/2010) [-]
oh he's my little buddy from class
#253 - to catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2010 on weird animals part 3 0
#254 - Epicfailtroll (05/11/2010) [-]
Shawstika!!!
#177 - like squirtle never was.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2010 on weird animals part 3 +1
#252 - Epicfailtroll (05/11/2010) [-]
(Sigh) Whatever

DUN DUN DUN
User avatar #253 - LeSquirt (05/11/2010) [-]
to catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
#254 - Epicfailtroll (05/11/2010) [-]
Shawstika!!!

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User avatar #66 - bulbasaur (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't happen to remember me, do you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - LeSquirt ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
lol yeaa, been a while, all i do is look at content now ;p
User avatar #68 to #67 - bulbasaur (02/07/2013) [-]
Lol. I haven't been on this account in over two years. I lost my password in one of those days where Funnyjunk ****** everything up (I can't remember what they were called) Since then, I've been fairly active on my other profile, but I mostly just browsed content too, except for an occasional comment. But I still remember that Pokemon thread and how funny it was. Although, I have a feeling that if I was to go back and re-read it, I'd think it was one of the stupidest things ever :p lol
User avatar #69 to #68 - LeSquirt ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
haha yeah, honestly we kinda made front page tho lmao
User avatar #49 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
i gots question.


what should i name this
http://funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/andriod/1313239/test/
i plan to upload it in hope of getting some thumbs.
think it might get front page?
User avatar #50 to #50 - LeSquirt ONLINE (12/05/2010) [-]
lol i ididnt get it. but what about the secret to boobs or something.
User avatar #51 to #51 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
pokomon promised to show titz if a picture of her face got to front page. (which it did) i was on her profile and saw this guy say that if this comment got 1 thumb, she would have to do it. it is impossible to thumb profile comments so i edited it.
so now im looking for a name.
i know she wont post titz but im fine as long as i get 20 thumbs. lol
User avatar #52 to #52 - LeSquirt ONLINE (12/05/2010) [-]
lol cool.
User avatar #53 to #53 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
so you has no name?
User avatar #54 to #54 - LeSquirt ONLINE (12/05/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #55 to #55 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
ima idiot....


thanks.
User avatar #40 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
the game


User avatar #41 to #41 - LeSquirt ONLINE (06/27/2010) [-]
User avatar #42 to #42 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
?
dont make me break out my vuvuzela!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZz
User avatar #43 to #43 - LeSquirt ONLINE (06/27/2010) [-]
dont make me ****** out my vuvuzela!
User avatar #44 to #44 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
it seems you are in a racist mood lol
User avatar #45 to #45 - LeSquirt ONLINE (06/27/2010) [-]
god, im back from a pool party, i am so sunburned... anyway, your supposed to put the word ****** in a sentence to replace another word.
"i left my umbrella at the busstop"
i left my ****** at the busstop.
i left my ****** at the ****** .
and so on..
User avatar #46 to #46 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
oh
that makes seance
but i t has no point.
your just gonna end up saying " ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** "
btw, good luck with your sunburn lol
trust me, within the next 10-25 mins. you be crying in aggony.
once you sit back and relax you start to feel the real pain.
if i wear you i would go find a aloe plant.
User avatar #47 to #47 - LeSquirt ONLINE (06/27/2010) [-]
actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area.
User avatar #38 - LeSquirt ONLINE (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,141** my power level
User avatar #37 - LeSquirt ONLINE (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 6,828** my power level
User avatar #36 - LeSquirt ONLINE (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,483** my power level
User avatar #35 - LeSquirt ONLINE (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 1,077** my power level
User avatar #34 - LeSquirt ONLINE (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,187** my power level
User avatar #56 to #35 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
ouch..... not over 9000
User avatar #57 to #57 - LeSquirt ONLINE (02/20/2011) [-]
lmao i know
User avatar #58 to #58 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 47,606** my power level
User avatar #60 to #59 - LeSquirt ONLINE (02/20/2011) [-]
*roll5* mine
User avatar #59 to #59 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 1,306**
lol fail
my power level
User avatar #63 to #60 - LeSquirt ONLINE (02/20/2011) [-]
OVER 9,000!!!!!
User avatar #62 to #60 - LeSquirt ONLINE (02/20/2011) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 9,406**
User avatar #61 to #60 - LeSquirt ONLINE (02/20/2011) [-]
i forgot how to roll lmao
User avatar #64 to #62 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 7,858**
IT'S OVER 9,000!!
User avatar #65 to #65 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUU
User avatar #28 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate Whales........................
User avatar #29 to #29 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
They're just too big.....................
User avatar #30 to #30 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
It's Unatural................
User avatar #31 to #31 - LeSquirt ONLINE (05/16/2010) [-]
I ******* LOVE WHALES.
User avatar #32 to #32 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate You.............................
User avatar #33 to #33 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
no im not japanese
#39 to #34 - GameboySP **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
ORLY o.O
User avatar #24 - Bacula (03/19/2010) [-]
I couldnt read your message because my inbox is glitched. but apparently you are mad at me because you removed me, Im sorry if i pissed you off for some reason. Good Day sir.
User avatar #25 to #25 - Slowpok (03/30/2010) [-]
ohai!
User avatar #26 to #26 - andriod (03/31/2010) [-]
ohia mr slowpok
#19 - anonymous (01/29/2010) [-]
guys. no one comment on pictures at this periode.. there a Anon riots everywhere.
User avatar #18 - Aiwatcher (01/26/2010) [-]
Squirtles are adorable! Im more of a kabutops kinda guy myself, but Ima totally be yo friend!
#17 - commando **User deleted account** Comment deleted by LeSquirt [-]
#9 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/23/2010) [-]
well hellow there lesuirt have you ever thought about being a firema-pokemon
User avatar #48 to #9 - andriod (12/04/2010) [-]
oh wow,
this takes me back...
User avatar #20 to #9 - LeSquirt ONLINE (02/23/2010) [-]
why is he mad at chu?
User avatar #10 to #9 - LeSquirt ONLINE (01/24/2010) [-]
no.
lol
#11 to #10 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
i have herd that ur french would u confirm or denie that fact
User avatar #12 to #11 - LeSquirt ONLINE (01/24/2010) [-]
yes.
#13 to #12 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
is eating snails considerd a del( **** cant spell word)a favored food
User avatar #14 to #13 - LeSquirt ONLINE (01/24/2010) [-]
i... im a vegetarian... kinda obvious...
#15 to #14 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
as i thought. i never fed my squirtel caterpies
yackyackyackyack
User avatar #16 to #15 - LeSquirt ONLINE (01/24/2010) [-]
okay.. lol.
User avatar #5 - Swoopism (01/10/2010) [-]
Lol alright
User avatar #4 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
i dont care. you're still my dinner. im going to fry you with my amaterasu
#6 to #4 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
amaterasu= the japenes sun god and now u know
#2 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
do you know mudkipz
User avatar #3 to #2 - LeSquirt ONLINE (01/09/2010) [-]
why yes, i do.
#7 to #3 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
mudkips isnt even a pokemon.
User avatar #1 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
ima eat you. ******* turtle
User avatar #8 to #1 - Shadowlordninek (01/14/2010) [-]
can i keep the shell?
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