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Age: 29
Date Signed Up:1/08/2010
Last Login:10/26/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#1605
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#47 - actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area. 06/27/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#45 - god, im back from a pool party, i am so sunburned... anyway, y…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
User avatar #46 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
oh
that makes seance
but i t has no point.
your just gonna end up saying "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger"
btw, good luck with your sunburn lol
trust me, within the next 10-25 mins. you be crying in aggony.
once you sit back and relax you start to feel the real pain.
if i wear you i would go find a aloe plant.
User avatar #47 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area.
#43 - dont make me ****** out my vuvuzela!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
User avatar #44 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
it seems you are in a racist mood lol
User avatar #45 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
god, im back from a pool party, i am so sunburned... anyway, your supposed to put the word nigger in a sentence to replace another word.
"i left my umbrella at the busstop"
i left my nigger at the busstop.
i left my nigger at the nigger.
and so on..
User avatar #46 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
oh
that makes seance
but i t has no point.
your just gonna end up saying "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger"
btw, good luck with your sunburn lol
trust me, within the next 10-25 mins. you be crying in aggony.
once you sit back and relax you start to feel the real pain.
if i wear you i would go find a aloe plant.
User avatar #47 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area.
#41 - ****** game  [+] (6 new replies) 06/27/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
User avatar #42 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
?
dont make me break out my vuvuzela!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZz
User avatar #43 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
dont make me nigger out my vuvuzela!
User avatar #44 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
it seems you are in a racist mood lol
User avatar #45 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
god, im back from a pool party, i am so sunburned... anyway, your supposed to put the word nigger in a sentence to replace another word.
"i left my umbrella at the busstop"
i left my nigger at the busstop.
i left my nigger at the nigger.
and so on..
User avatar #46 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
oh
that makes seance
but i t has no point.
your just gonna end up saying "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger"
btw, good luck with your sunburn lol
trust me, within the next 10-25 mins. you be crying in aggony.
once you sit back and relax you start to feel the real pain.
if i wear you i would go find a aloe plant.
User avatar #47 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area.
#404 - UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE Thumb party! 06/27/2010 on Staredad Compliation Part 5! +9
#16 - "Nuuurrsee, i have a splinter!"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2010 on Erotic Body Part Furniture! +3
#27 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2010) [-]
ok honey were is th- HOLY SHIT
#43 - are you? :)  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2010 on EPIC photobombs part X8 -1
#45 - mastuurcheefe (06/26/2010) [-]
depends
#41 - Heyy! Dont say fag!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2010 on EPIC photobombs part X8 -1
User avatar #42 - Borunks (06/26/2010) [-]
why are you gay or something?
User avatar #43 - LeSquirt (06/26/2010) [-]
are you? :)
#45 - mastuurcheefe (06/26/2010) [-]
depends
#144 - like you ever tried it.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2010 on puff ur dead II 0
User avatar #167 - Poliwag (06/24/2010) [-]
I smoked more marijuana than your mom has blown cocks.
#80 - way to steal the description. 06/22/2010 on FML part 4 0
#941 - I killed Barney the Dinosaur because thats what i'm.... i thin… 06/22/2010 on Make a sentence. +2
#297 - it had to be anon...  [+] (12 new replies) 06/22/2010 on UNGODLY WIN +2
#302 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2010) [-]
acctually i just got on so i didnt sign in
#301 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2010) [-]
Haters gonna hate
User avatar #304 - Pedos (06/22/2010) [-]
**Pedos rolls 7** 1 and anon doesnt win
#307 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2010) [-]
I win
#308 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2010) [-]
hey don't be taken credit for my roll imposter anon!
#312 - luigireaper (06/22/2010) [-]
I signed in happy now so I win
#311 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2010) [-]
Losers it was I i rolled! 2 and i rolled and on this arguement *roll 1*
#310 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2010) [-]
fine ill sign in
#314 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2010) [-]
And the anon wins again!
User avatar #323 - KingoftheSkys (06/22/2010) [-]
**KingoftheSkys rolls 458** fuck this rolling 6 shit!
#330 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1**
#343 - lightwolfess (06/22/2010) [-]
**lightwolfess rolls 8,455** FUCK IIIITTTT
#108 - umm... i dont do 2,4,5, or 6... :/ 06/22/2010 on what we all do . . . 0
#189 - king kong tower? its called Kingda Ka, named after one of its …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2010 on World's Largest 7 0
#191 - rubythedragon (06/21/2010) [-]
i thought it was called that i was going to go on it but i as to small (im 11 now) and when i saw it in action i was lucky i didnt go on it o.o
#201 - DeannasaurusRex (06/21/2010) [-]
i tried going on it too but i am short for my age (12) so they didnt let me go on it. but i did try to tell them im 14...
#52 - oops, i clicked next, sorry. :) 06/15/2010 on Origin of A113 +1
#51 - i think thats why meg has an extra chromosome.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2010 on Origin of A113 +3
User avatar #52 - LeSquirt (06/15/2010) [-]
oops, i clicked next, sorry. :)
#207 - this same idea was posted before, but i like your version. 06/13/2010 on Play both links +2
#247 - yeahh, from the floor.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2010 on Sex Sells Part 2 +1
#248 - Womens Study Major (06/09/2010) [-]
WHEN HES STANDING UP.
User avatar #258 - izjoy (06/09/2010) [-]
he could just have a boner that is turned up. he still wins.
#263 - Womens Study Major (06/09/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 333** summon deviled egg spawn. lvl 3! OH NOOEEZZZ! you have activated my trap card. Jesus trap --- opponent beholds raptorjesus eating his wife. Jesus- respawn lol deviled egg spawn -- wtf?
#269 - Womens Study Major (06/09/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 129** deviled egg spawn powers weakened by half! deviled egg spawn return. I throw out ..... green eggs and ham Opponent --- gasp! my raptorjesus cant comepte *RUN* NO DONT EAT IT U WILL GET GREEN SHITS. *omnomnomnom* fuck. green eggs and ham busted mold! jesus return. i summon, oj da juiceman... Ahhh my ears. green eggs and ham, u dont have ears. wtf, u ruined my life! *walks away* I SUMMON.... bitches on ym dick guy. "how old are you?" "12..." (im 17) close enough! ewww bitches on my dick dude, wtf u perv. Hey asshole imma master nao. bitches on my dick dude, return *facepalm* WILL GREEN EGGS AND HAM WIN? find out next time on the next pag!!!
#530 - why does water go into the dryer?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2010 on Mind blown by cartoo... 0
User avatar #533 - APPLECREAM (06/03/2010) [-]
Well...I....Um......PARADOX
#521 - cheater!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2010 on Mind blown by cartoo... 0
User avatar #524 - APPLECREAM (06/03/2010) [-]
Why do we care if he cheats?

User avatar #530 - LeSquirt (06/03/2010) [-]
why does water go into the dryer?
User avatar #533 - APPLECREAM (06/03/2010) [-]
Well...I....Um......PARADOX
#97 - with, or without bacon? 05/27/2010 on I smell bacon Compilation +1
#38 - **LeSquirt rolls 2,141** my power level 05/26/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#37 - **LeSquirt rolls 6,828** my power level 05/26/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#36 - **LeSquirt rolls 2,483** my power level 05/26/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#35 - **LeSquirt rolls 1,077** my power level 05/26/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0

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User avatar #66 - bulbasaur (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't happen to remember me, do you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - LeSquirt (02/06/2013) [-]
lol yeaa, been a while, all i do is look at content now ;p
User avatar #68 to #67 - bulbasaur (02/07/2013) [-]
Lol. I haven't been on this account in over two years. I lost my password in one of those days where Funnyjunk ****** everything up (I can't remember what they were called) Since then, I've been fairly active on my other profile, but I mostly just browsed content too, except for an occasional comment. But I still remember that Pokemon thread and how funny it was. Although, I have a feeling that if I was to go back and re-read it, I'd think it was one of the stupidest things ever :p lol
User avatar #69 to #68 - LeSquirt (02/07/2013) [-]
haha yeah, honestly we kinda made front page tho lmao
User avatar #49 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
i gots question.


what should i name this
http://funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/andriod/1313239/test/
i plan to upload it in hope of getting some thumbs.
think it might get front page?
User avatar #50 to #50 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol i ididnt get it. but what about the secret to boobs or something.
User avatar #51 to #51 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
pokomon promised to show titz if a picture of her face got to front page. (which it did) i was on her profile and saw this guy say that if this comment got 1 thumb, she would have to do it. it is impossible to thumb profile comments so i edited it.
so now im looking for a name.
i know she wont post titz but im fine as long as i get 20 thumbs. lol
User avatar #52 to #52 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol cool.
User avatar #53 to #53 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
so you has no name?
User avatar #54 to #54 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #55 to #55 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
ima idiot....


thanks.
User avatar #40 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
the game


User avatar #42 to #42 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
?
dont make me break out my vuvuzela!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZz
User avatar #43 to #43 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
dont make me ****** out my vuvuzela!
User avatar #44 to #44 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
it seems you are in a racist mood lol
User avatar #45 to #45 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
god, im back from a pool party, i am so sunburned... anyway, your supposed to put the word ****** in a sentence to replace another word.
"i left my umbrella at the busstop"
i left my ****** at the busstop.
i left my ****** at the ****** .
and so on..
User avatar #46 to #46 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
oh
that makes seance
but i t has no point.
your just gonna end up saying " ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** "
btw, good luck with your sunburn lol
trust me, within the next 10-25 mins. you be crying in aggony.
once you sit back and relax you start to feel the real pain.
if i wear you i would go find a aloe plant.
User avatar #47 to #47 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area.
User avatar #38 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,141** my power level
User avatar #37 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 6,828** my power level
User avatar #36 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,483** my power level
User avatar #35 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 1,077** my power level
User avatar #34 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,187** my power level
User avatar #56 to #35 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
ouch..... not over 9000
User avatar #57 to #57 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
lmao i know
User avatar #58 to #58 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 47,606** my power level
User avatar #60 to #59 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
*roll5* mine
User avatar #59 to #59 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 1,306**
lol fail
my power level
User avatar #63 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
OVER 9,000!!!!!
User avatar #62 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 9,406**
User avatar #61 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
i forgot how to roll lmao
User avatar #64 to #62 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 7,858**
IT'S OVER 9,000!!
User avatar #65 to #65 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUU
User avatar #28 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate Whales........................
User avatar #29 to #29 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
They're just too big.....................
User avatar #30 to #30 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
It's Unatural................
User avatar #31 to #31 - LeSquirt (05/16/2010) [-]
I ******* LOVE WHALES.
User avatar #32 to #32 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate You.............................
User avatar #33 to #33 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
no im not japanese
#39 to #34 - GameboySP **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
ORLY o.O
User avatar #24 - Bacula (03/19/2010) [-]
I couldnt read your message because my inbox is glitched. but apparently you are mad at me because you removed me, Im sorry if i pissed you off for some reason. Good Day sir.
User avatar #25 to #25 - Slowpok (03/30/2010) [-]
ohai!
User avatar #26 to #26 - andriod (03/31/2010) [-]
ohia mr slowpok
#19 - Womens Study Major (01/29/2010) [-]
guys. no one comment on pictures at this periode.. there a Anon riots everywhere.
User avatar #18 - Aiwatcher (01/26/2010) [-]
Squirtles are adorable! Im more of a kabutops kinda guy myself, but Ima totally be yo friend!
#17 - commando **User deleted account** Comment deleted by LeSquirt [-]
#9 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/23/2010) [-]
well hellow there lesuirt have you ever thought about being a firema-pokemon
User avatar #48 to #9 - andriod (12/04/2010) [-]
oh wow,
this takes me back...
User avatar #20 to #9 - LeSquirt (02/23/2010) [-]
why is he mad at chu?
User avatar #10 to #9 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
no.
lol
#11 to #10 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
i have herd that ur french would u confirm or denie that fact
User avatar #12 to #11 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
yes.
#13 to #12 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
is eating snails considerd a del( **** cant spell word)a favored food
User avatar #14 to #13 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
i... im a vegetarian... kinda obvious...
#15 to #14 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
as i thought. i never fed my squirtel caterpies
yackyackyackyack
User avatar #16 to #15 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
okay.. lol.
User avatar #5 - Swoopism (01/10/2010) [-]
Lol alright
User avatar #4 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
i dont care. you're still my dinner. im going to fry you with my amaterasu
#6 to #4 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2010) [-]
amaterasu= the japenes sun god and now u know
#2 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2010) [-]
do you know mudkipz
User avatar #3 to #2 - LeSquirt (01/09/2010) [-]
why yes, i do.
#7 to #3 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2010) [-]
mudkips isnt even a pokemon.
User avatar #1 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
ima eat you. ******* turtle
User avatar #8 to #1 - Shadowlordninek (01/14/2010) [-]
can i keep the shell?
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