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Age: 29
Date Signed Up:1/08/2010
Last Login:10/26/2014
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Content Ranking:#3326
Highest Content Rank:#1605
Highest Comment Rank:#1591
Content Thumbs: 2518 total,  2980 ,  462
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#291 - i thought you loved me. :(  [+] (30 new replies) 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +19
#292 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
i do love you squirtle come back to my lab well find someone to adopt you
User avatar #295 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
:D i'll pack my things.
User avatar #298 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
DONT DO IT OAK WILL RAPE YOU
#300 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
charizard i remember when u where at my lab when a trainer came and got you? it was the happiest day of your life i never raped you once
User avatar #307 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
I DONT NEED A TRAINER
#310 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
you act tough now too bad a blastoise would kick ur ass :D
User avatar #320 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
A BIG TURTLE WITH SQUIRT-GUNS ON HIS BAG HOW SCARY ID JUST FLY AWAY AND BRING BACK SOME FRIENDS
#330 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
gotta love charizard the big badass needing to bring back freinds
#294 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i want to
#296 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
there you go leSquirt you have an owner TheDinoIsMine welcome to the beggining of your pokemon adventure
#297 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
yay <3
User avatar #299 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
:) i only got like a year left to live though, im like 12 year old turtle..
#313 - konartistyes (07/21/2010) [-]
(turtles actually live a really long time.)
#302 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well live your life little squirtle fighting pokemon and lvling up :) go out into the world lil squirtle with your new master
#305 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i is happy to have a cute little squirtle now :3 <3
User avatar #311 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
Prof. Oak, dont you have to do a backround check on this dino first? what if he wants to molest me? :( i dont wanna hide in my shell for my last year of life.
#321 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i wouldnt molest a cute little thing succh as yourself :))
#323 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well do you promise not toobc if you do he can live a happy life with you :)
#314 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well ill speak to him and see what kind of person he is he seems very happy to have you as a pokemon so we will see
#322 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
im a her btw
User avatar #327 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
User avatar #335 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
STOP STEALING MY GOD DAMN LINE!
#334 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
D; but i love yoou <3
#328 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
O_O
#324 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
my apologies
User avatar #329 - SniperShark (07/21/2010) [-]
this calls for a screen cap O_O
#347 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
can i has one too :3
User avatar #337 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
only cap 327, 328, and 324, lol
#331 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well sir i better get a dedication
#326 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
its cool
#298 - Comment deleted 07/18/2010 on Can you read this? 0
#406 - 911 thumbs!!! 07/09/2010 on Mature Content 0
#120 - Comment deleted by iRustyShackleford. 07/07/2010 on AWESOME (Read Description) +9
#150 - push and push again huh? 07/07/2010 on Push it Somewhere Else Pt 2 0
#19 - that is the worst movie ever.. worse than twili-... no, nevermind... 07/06/2010 on Anne Frank at 80 +1
#39 - you are a complete fail. 07/06/2010 on I LIEK SLIDES! +2
#37 - ... what the hell does that mean?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2010 on I LIEK SLIDES! +3
#38 - Womens Study Major (07/06/2010) [-]
*rolls 9* ANYTHING and you shut the fuck up.
User avatar #39 - LeSquirt (07/06/2010) [-]
you are a complete fail.
#406 - wow, im kinda dissapoint that you forgot he was a Bartender in… 07/05/2010 on Famous Legends 4 Morgan... 0
#173 - dad? 07/03/2010 on Halo Marines +9
#169 - dad?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2010 on Halo Marines +7
User avatar #171 - WIPLASH (07/03/2010) [-]
oh my god stfu youve said dad on like 3 of my comments its not funny anymore
#179 - Womens Study Major (07/03/2010) [-]
dont ignore your child
User avatar #173 - LeSquirt (07/03/2010) [-]
dad?
#303 - oh, haha. dad, can i kill wartortle? no one likes middle evolutions...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2010 on Bawww +1
User avatar #311 - WIPLASH (07/02/2010) [-]
i dont give a shit hes adopted
User avatar #309 - roxasbaby (07/02/2010) [-]
what about charmillion
#293 - :(, wha-, what??  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2010 on Bawww +1
User avatar #297 - WIPLASH (07/02/2010) [-]
i said hey son... what did you think i said?
User avatar #303 - LeSquirt (07/02/2010) [-]
oh, haha. dad, can i kill wartortle? no one likes middle evolutions...
User avatar #311 - WIPLASH (07/02/2010) [-]
i dont give a shit hes adopted
User avatar #309 - roxasbaby (07/02/2010) [-]
what about charmillion
#281 - dad?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2010 on Bawww +3
User avatar #288 - WIPLASH (07/02/2010) [-]
i thought i took care of y- i mean hey son!
User avatar #293 - LeSquirt (07/02/2010) [-]
:(, wha-, what??
User avatar #297 - WIPLASH (07/02/2010) [-]
i said hey son... what did you think i said?
User avatar #303 - LeSquirt (07/02/2010) [-]
oh, haha. dad, can i kill wartortle? no one likes middle evolutions...
User avatar #311 - WIPLASH (07/02/2010) [-]
i dont give a shit hes adopted
User avatar #309 - roxasbaby (07/02/2010) [-]
what about charmillion
#290 - haha, as soon as i saw "red eyes" i got chills on my arm 06/30/2010 on Bricks Will Be Shat 5 0
#235 - :D green thumb 4 u 06/30/2010 on Stare Dad FUUUUUU +2
#231 - heyy, Jizz, did you make this? because ive seen it before. jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2010 on Stare Dad FUUUUUU -6
#234 - Jizz (06/30/2010) [-]
no i didnt make this, but who ever did is a beast!
User avatar #235 - LeSquirt (06/30/2010) [-]
:D green thumb 4 u
#1 - your wall virginity, has been broken.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2010 on FionaX's profile 0
User avatar #2 - FionaX (06/29/2010) [-]
ouch !
#221 - ehh, he's busy, he's like some sort a firefighter in some lame…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2010 on Old Lady Compilation 0
User avatar #222 - FionaX (06/29/2010) [-]
i see,ash is a bit of a dick , when you get to know him
#215 - well, actually im his cousin, Le-Squirt, i am french.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2010 on Old Lady Compilation 0
User avatar #220 - FionaX (06/29/2010) [-]
oh,give him my regards
User avatar #221 - LeSquirt (06/29/2010) [-]
ehh, he's busy, he's like some sort a firefighter in some lame town, ash released him... he still cant, really get over it.
User avatar #222 - FionaX (06/29/2010) [-]
i see,ash is a bit of a dick , when you get to know him
#212 - no, because when you pronounce something on the internet, and …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2010 on Old Lady Compilation 0
User avatar #213 - FionaX (06/29/2010) [-]
then your mispronouncing the word,not him,he misspelled it.i had faith in you squirtle,i didnt think youd care for misspelllings , evidently i was wrong
User avatar #215 - LeSquirt (06/29/2010) [-]
well, actually im his cousin, Le-Squirt, i am french.
User avatar #220 - FionaX (06/29/2010) [-]
oh,give him my regards
User avatar #221 - LeSquirt (06/29/2010) [-]
ehh, he's busy, he's like some sort a firefighter in some lame town, ash released him... he still cant, really get over it.
User avatar #222 - FionaX (06/29/2010) [-]
i see,ash is a bit of a dick , when you get to know him
#205 - you spelled "mispronounce" wrong... irony.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/29/2010 on Old Lady Compilation 0
User avatar #208 - FionaX (06/29/2010) [-]
not really,since it was a misspelling , not a mispronounciation
User avatar #212 - LeSquirt (06/29/2010) [-]
no, because when you pronounce something on the internet, and you mispronounce, its the same a misspelling, cause its in letters.
User avatar #213 - FionaX (06/29/2010) [-]
then your mispronouncing the word,not him,he misspelled it.i had faith in you squirtle,i didnt think youd care for misspelllings , evidently i was wrong
User avatar #215 - LeSquirt (06/29/2010) [-]
well, actually im his cousin, Le-Squirt, i am french.
User avatar #220 - FionaX (06/29/2010) [-]
oh,give him my regards
User avatar #221 - LeSquirt (06/29/2010) [-]
ehh, he's busy, he's like some sort a firefighter in some lame town, ash released him... he still cant, really get over it.
User avatar #222 - FionaX (06/29/2010) [-]
i see,ash is a bit of a dick , when you get to know him
#211 - Womens Study Major (06/29/2010) [-]
well now try pronouncing his misspellings
#226 - killajew (06/29/2010) [-]
you mispelt mispellings XD grammar nazi ftw
#227 - killajew (06/29/2010) [-]
also ironic xD
#172 - Could he go to prison? isnt he a minor still. :0  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2010 on Sleepovers gone wrong, pt 1 0
User avatar #529 - moviedude (06/28/2010) [-]
actually he was 15. in a case of rape he would be tried as an adult.
#81 - **** you, stop spamming our site. gtfo. 06/28/2010 on how to become a hero 0
#72 - wow, 4chan didnt make this up..  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2010 on how to become a hero -1
#77 - spammazoid Comment deleted by LeSquirt
User avatar #81 - LeSquirt (06/28/2010) [-]
fuck you, stop spamming our site. gtfo.

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User avatar #66 - bulbasaur (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't happen to remember me, do you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - LeSquirt (02/06/2013) [-]
lol yeaa, been a while, all i do is look at content now ;p
User avatar #68 to #67 - bulbasaur (02/07/2013) [-]
Lol. I haven't been on this account in over two years. I lost my password in one of those days where Funnyjunk ****** everything up (I can't remember what they were called) Since then, I've been fairly active on my other profile, but I mostly just browsed content too, except for an occasional comment. But I still remember that Pokemon thread and how funny it was. Although, I have a feeling that if I was to go back and re-read it, I'd think it was one of the stupidest things ever :p lol
User avatar #69 to #68 - LeSquirt (02/07/2013) [-]
haha yeah, honestly we kinda made front page tho lmao
User avatar #49 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
i gots question.


what should i name this
http://funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/andriod/1313239/test/
i plan to upload it in hope of getting some thumbs.
think it might get front page?
User avatar #50 to #50 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol i ididnt get it. but what about the secret to boobs or something.
User avatar #51 to #51 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
pokomon promised to show titz if a picture of her face got to front page. (which it did) i was on her profile and saw this guy say that if this comment got 1 thumb, she would have to do it. it is impossible to thumb profile comments so i edited it.
so now im looking for a name.
i know she wont post titz but im fine as long as i get 20 thumbs. lol
User avatar #52 to #52 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol cool.
User avatar #53 to #53 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
so you has no name?
User avatar #54 to #54 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #55 to #55 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
ima idiot....


thanks.
User avatar #40 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
the game


User avatar #42 to #42 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
?
dont make me break out my vuvuzela!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZz
User avatar #43 to #43 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
dont make me ****** out my vuvuzela!
User avatar #44 to #44 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
it seems you are in a racist mood lol
User avatar #45 to #45 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
god, im back from a pool party, i am so sunburned... anyway, your supposed to put the word ****** in a sentence to replace another word.
"i left my umbrella at the busstop"
i left my ****** at the busstop.
i left my ****** at the ****** .
and so on..
User avatar #46 to #46 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
oh
that makes seance
but i t has no point.
your just gonna end up saying " ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** "
btw, good luck with your sunburn lol
trust me, within the next 10-25 mins. you be crying in aggony.
once you sit back and relax you start to feel the real pain.
if i wear you i would go find a aloe plant.
User avatar #47 to #47 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area.
User avatar #38 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,141** my power level
User avatar #37 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 6,828** my power level
User avatar #36 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,483** my power level
User avatar #35 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 1,077** my power level
User avatar #34 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,187** my power level
User avatar #56 to #35 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
ouch..... not over 9000
User avatar #57 to #57 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
lmao i know
User avatar #58 to #58 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 47,606** my power level
User avatar #60 to #59 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
*roll5* mine
User avatar #59 to #59 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 1,306**
lol fail
my power level
User avatar #63 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
OVER 9,000!!!!!
User avatar #62 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 9,406**
User avatar #61 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
i forgot how to roll lmao
User avatar #64 to #62 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 7,858**
IT'S OVER 9,000!!
User avatar #65 to #65 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUU
User avatar #28 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate Whales........................
User avatar #29 to #29 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
They're just too big.....................
User avatar #30 to #30 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
It's Unatural................
User avatar #31 to #31 - LeSquirt (05/16/2010) [-]
I ******* LOVE WHALES.
User avatar #32 to #32 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate You.............................
User avatar #33 to #33 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
no im not japanese
#39 to #34 - GameboySP **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
ORLY o.O
User avatar #24 - Bacula (03/19/2010) [-]
I couldnt read your message because my inbox is glitched. but apparently you are mad at me because you removed me, Im sorry if i pissed you off for some reason. Good Day sir.
User avatar #25 to #25 - Slowpok (03/30/2010) [-]
ohai!
User avatar #26 to #26 - andriod (03/31/2010) [-]
ohia mr slowpok
#19 - Womens Study Major (01/29/2010) [-]
guys. no one comment on pictures at this periode.. there a Anon riots everywhere.
User avatar #18 - Aiwatcher (01/26/2010) [-]
Squirtles are adorable! Im more of a kabutops kinda guy myself, but Ima totally be yo friend!
#17 - commando **User deleted account** Comment deleted by LeSquirt [-]
#9 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/23/2010) [-]
well hellow there lesuirt have you ever thought about being a firema-pokemon
User avatar #48 to #9 - andriod (12/04/2010) [-]
oh wow,
this takes me back...
User avatar #20 to #9 - LeSquirt (02/23/2010) [-]
why is he mad at chu?
User avatar #10 to #9 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
no.
lol
#11 to #10 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
i have herd that ur french would u confirm or denie that fact
User avatar #12 to #11 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
yes.
#13 to #12 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
is eating snails considerd a del( **** cant spell word)a favored food
User avatar #14 to #13 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
i... im a vegetarian... kinda obvious...
#15 to #14 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
as i thought. i never fed my squirtel caterpies
yackyackyackyack
User avatar #16 to #15 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
okay.. lol.
User avatar #5 - Swoopism (01/10/2010) [-]
Lol alright
User avatar #4 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
i dont care. you're still my dinner. im going to fry you with my amaterasu
#6 to #4 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2010) [-]
amaterasu= the japenes sun god and now u know
#2 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2010) [-]
do you know mudkipz
User avatar #3 to #2 - LeSquirt (01/09/2010) [-]
why yes, i do.
#7 to #3 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2010) [-]
mudkips isnt even a pokemon.
User avatar #1 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
ima eat you. ******* turtle
User avatar #8 to #1 - Shadowlordninek (01/14/2010) [-]
can i keep the shell?
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